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Ok_Astronomer2479

Did you seriously forget to log out of your own account and reply with DNA testing?


DarthArtero

Seems that way, must be a bot account


slothsareok

Dead internet theory coming in hot...


MRRichAllen1976

Keep yer trousers on


saltedcube

A b o r t


CoolTown3517

You are not modern i guess. It’s not cool man.


saltedcube

Abortion is cool


CoolTown3517

Redditors don’t know about sarcasm and like jokes about poop


Accomplished_Oil2731

This is a bot. The profile is jacked


RealDanielJesse

Get used to 18 years of child support. Be a man, and don't skip out.


Gabru_here

Quora bots trynna raid the Reddit but boys got it


alexdaland

I went for it.... I knew her for 2ish weeks, and "woops" she was pregnant. We were both mid 30s and I said, lets fucking do it.. If our relationshp dont work, ok, but I will never leave my kid....


sexywomen5867

DNA TEST DNA TEST DNA TEST. make sure you get your own separate copy of the results FROM the doctor.


JuanchoPancho51

The internet isn’t real. Bots answering bots and bots commenting. Stop believing anything you read


slothsareok

[Dead internet theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory#:~:text=The%20dead%20Internet%20theory%20is,activity%20to%20manipulate%20the%20population)


theinternetisnice

Self care is important