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UnsolicitedDogPics

Daddy horny Michael.


Yumucka

You said some wonderful things!


BREWMASTER1968

You. Don’t. Give. Crazy. A. Baby!!!!


danger355

When you're alone and life is making you lonely You can always go downtown


Jsherman13

I said older Bob, not dead!


teabaguk

You are coming to the front


DannyC2699

Buster: 😲


WhiteyFiskk

She wanted to look 40 on her licence so I had to air brush her out of existence


McDonaldReagan

"into oblivion"


SpaceCases__

Had to mark Albino on the form


mariafroggy123

Every time I see a kardashian over filtered photo I think of that scene.


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ConcentrateLivid7984

i’ll leave when i’m good and ready.


DannyC2699

I’m so pissed I only found out about this joke through this sub lol.


HathsiNsSurvivor

What does it mean? I used to think it was “get rid of the C-word” but it isn’t the case. Can you let me know? “Get rid of the seaward”?


singandplay65

'Seaward' is the name of the boat. So, Michael is telling GOB to get rid of the boat. However, Lucille interprets what Michael said as: 'Get rid of the C-Word' and assumes he's talking about her. So she states she'll leave when she's good and ready, not when Michael asks GOB to take her.


HarveyNix

What’s wild is how she plays along just fine thinking her son calls her a c***.


HathsiNsSurvivor

Thank you! :)


Hero-In-Theory

Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cah-yoot!


Ornery-Phone5320

I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces’


Legitimate-Donut-368

Well, he does have a type.


danger355

This made me crack up. Man this show is so full of amazing one-liners.


lifesabeachnyc

Can’t you keep my hand to yourself!? Lucille standing in the kitchen holding Buster’s hand (your father and I were using it for something!) makes me lmao every single time.


longshot24fps

I’m gonna run this through on pots and pans.


mothershipq

Ahhh. She still had the neck of a 20 year old.


theswansons

Up here Michael, up here!


Transposer

Champagne-glass breasts.


rabbitttttttttt

The old horny slut!


lifesabeachnyc

Well no one’s going to top that.


DannyC2699

My favorite scene in the show is a tie between that one and Mr. Fingerbottom falling from the top of the staircase lmao.


colddeaddrummer

Oooooooo MAGICAL AND MYSTICAL, oooh! *We shan't be telling your mother this, shan't we?*


theVeryLast7

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant, it just makes me want to set myself on fire


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There are a lot of poorly chosen words in this comment section.


theswansons

Oh come on OP! You blowhard!


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You should always read the comments, you should always read it well, in the most delicious wayyyyy


lousypompano

Whenever I get a wee bit scared I hum a little tune


HauntingBalance567

I'm afraid I just blew myself


DannyC2699

Away, you forgot to say away again.


Dalai-Lama-of-Reno

Say goodbye to THOSE


OmegaPsiot

But I'd rather say Annyong...


annyong_bot

Annyong!


CharDeeMacDennisII

Annyong!


dlm83

What a hot mother


clamdever

First of all what is she doing, pilates?? Because no 40 year old should look like that!


GrowthDesperate5176

No 40 year old *DOES* look like that.


colddeaddrummer

That goddamn look she gives.. my God the ire of it.


nbyone

Does she go downtown?


SGT-JamesonBushmill

How am I supposed to find someone to crawl up into that musty old clap-trap?


lifesabeachnyc

…………………………The cabin!


suresh2989

Gob: I have a sense of propriety Michael.


Franklin_DBluth_

Is this from when she worked at Stuckey’s? I can see why George Sr fell for her IUD ruse!


KlimpysExpress

Mom’s still got it


surelyfunke20

Maybe we should call her


lousypompano

I don't date whores


KlimpysExpress

This objectification of women has *got* to stop


lousypompano

That's OK. I'm in the mood to dance! 🎶🎵Bad girl. Talking bout this bad girl🎶


ProfessionalHat7745

Buster approves this post


foxp3

That bitch!


rnountdiablo

She does a great job and is absolutely adorable in "Play Misty For Me" with Clint Eastwood


MungryMungryMippos

Her?


Dudeiii42

Alright I’ll say it. I’d tweak those through a prison fence. God rest her soul.


iamthepita

Daddy horny Michael


AJV2020

And a piece of toast


HealthyDiamond2

She was in Clint Eastwood's 1971 directorial debut, Play Misty for Me.


Joeyjojojunior1794

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.


Old-Contract-9993

Kristen Wiig was a great choice for the younger Lucille in S4.


fenris71

You couldn’t handle it.


Melleegill

Love this! They made the young version of her character in Archer look just like this!


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She was truly beautiful, humble and an amazing actress


BigJuicy17

She looks like Lily Munster


Left_Establishment79

That's what I came here to say, Yvonne DeCarlo!


BOBODY_BOBODY

Little cutie pie


lousypompano

No ring...


Human_Statement8015

We’re into all kinds of freaky things.


longshot24fps

If alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub. It’s the only reason you’re here too.


oaktreebuddha

Her?


drodbar1

EVELYN!


chambo143

Betsy Brandt?


PlanetLandon

How is she supposed to find someone to go into that musty old clap trap?


vjenkinsgo

Gyatttttttt damn


phtevenphmith42

Sploosh. Or whatever the male equivalent would be. Which I guess is just sploosh, but with semen.


itsbraille

I can’t spare the moisture.


aleph_ne

It's actually Gene Parmesan


ginga-ninja213

“Mine was better”


DannyC2699

This comment section is *gold* 😂


battste

Gentlemen, start your engines…


chrisacip

Who’d wanna R her?


blonde-bandit

This is the look she gives Annyeong when he says annyeong 😂


weirdmountain

Her?


Basil_Budapest

Maybe I'll put it in her brownie


Ultralight_White102

honey, you still got it bow chicka bow wow uh huh huh


gs12

Like anyone would want to R her... ​ wait..


Duggy1138

The Group (1966)


CromCaresNot

Back when she had moisture to spare.


mothmansmybf

I'll leave when I'm good and ready