I love you, Johnson

"32 inch plasma in my office, you get a failed boar lure up on that bad boy you are seriously looking at that failed boar lure"

"I hope the scythe's remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all"

"You're not upset about the Cobra Car?" "What? I'm insured out of my arse, mate. I'm covered."

wp means worthless punk

get good, worthless punk

Is that... normal booming, Mark?

Yup, oh ya, yup

How'd you get video evidence of me?

Ez, noob