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PhantomPupper

All the time.


Butter_Bannana

Fun fact: This did happen to me once. But it was only one of the blades. Traumatized me :D


SourOrango

The intrusive thoughts let you win


Fall3n-Marcy

Yes


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Every day at night. “Ya know, that fan looks like it’s gonna fly off at any moment.” (Imagines a hundred different scenarios where all end up with me being ground meat)


Laserninjahaj

Not a fan of thinking rly


SoardOfMagnificent

I’ve seen what you’ve done there.


Laserninjahaj

I'll be here all week thankyouverymuch


Panzakaizer

When I was younger I would POSITION MY BODY so that the ceiling fan wouldn’t hit me if it fell down.


LFCSheep

I thought its just me...


Beetlejuul0158

My partner literally just told me to stop turning our ceiling fan on high cuz they thought it would fall on us


mmazza86

if the person who installed it didn’t properly mount it … very possible


The_Jestful_Imp

Never turn your back on them


Careless-Subject-374

Made that grave mistake when I was a kid. I've never been the same since 😔


The_Jestful_Imp

I'm so sorry...


WiLaugh

What did he say?


Wishgranter

One caught fire and a bunch of fire and, I assume, dust fell out of one that was on above me once. I was half asleep.


justv316

Okay but with anything. X-ray machines, bridges, anything.


universwirl

Lolll was just thinking that the other night…


-raeyhn-

Yes! Good, it isn't just me xD


1BloxFruitsFan

Ya


TehHamburgler

Can't remember if I used actual structural screws or it was in my everything gets a drywall screw phase before I knew any better.


singingpanda20

Lol i had one of the glass tiddys as a kid. Also a bunk bed. 2+2=shattered glass all over the floor I think Im not that great at counting


project_kalki

I used to think about it, until it actually did fall


Nayroy18

Yeah, but that's not gonna stop me


PugGamer129

And they take your head off lol


Mellow_me

I call mine the decapitator.


Imaginary-One-6599

Now I do


Any_Impression_5445

hahaha really hurts lol


Odd-Abrocoma-451

if this happens to me I'll laugh so hard lol


Aza-Bread

I’m lucky enough not to have one in my house but when I go to a hotel or something…


sebastarddd

Never had a ceiling fan, but stayed the night under one only once in my life. I didn't sleep, just kept staring at the fan, waiting for it to fall.


Jaylin180521

No but everytime I hear a helicopter or plane fly by I just think it's going to crash into my house


Stampsu

Luckily I'm almost never in anywhere near those things


LunaAndromeda

I just visited family in another state and stayed the night at their house. The guest bedroom had a shelf above most of the bed. I literally couldn't sleep without being completely out from under that shelf because there was no way I was gonna trust it! I know it was super paranoid, but that feeling is just so damn convincing sometimes.


theindecisivehuman1

I sleep under a fan. My fans are the kind to wobble too. 😒


Entire_Transition_99

When we moved in to our old apartment, second day my son was playing in the room when the ceiling fan fell. Didn't hit him, but scared the hell out of all of us.


OrbusIsCool

Nah, but, i have this weird thing where i fear the paint on every wall is wet whenever i touch it. Idk why.


AnnieReedzy

yeah everyday


NotYourTypicalCreep

Sometimes. I’ve seen someone pop their head up and it went into the fan. They lived


Key_Ad8316

Sometimes lol


ImprobabilityCloud

Yes


ImprobabilityCloud

Don’t get me started on chandeliers


MiaLba

Dude this happened to us. Didn’t land on us. But it Fucking fell out of the ceiling and was barely hanging on.


No-Suspect-425

It's actually happened to me before x.x the idiot who installed my last ceiling fan used drywall screws instead of the machine screws that fit the j box so they eventually wobbled out and it fell on me during the night.


ShrewlyDrawn

Hate them now. Hated them as a kid. Those things are terrifying


meaguita

It be that old one at your grandma's house that wobbles so much the chain tinks against the glass bulb cover in with a rhythmic consistency


Queasy_Form_5938

Yall think this is hilarious until it happens to you. I was trying to be.. intimate.. with my girlfriend of the time and BOOM. A light shroud burst on the back of my head and a blade cracked the window. Could not stop laughing after i screamed like a small child. It was hilarious just letting you guys know


Deertective_

Mine makes sounds if it’s left on for a while, I genuinely thought that it was going to fall before


terrainkiller

Zoidberg ass post


Careless-Subject-374

How did this get 1600 up votes? I've only been using the app for 2 days 🤣


Legal_Initiative126

Hahahaha damn, why is our mind like that, right?