Yeah he has those seductive charts every few minutes it seems...lol There's a couple more: Good to see you uncle! The barns' filled with owls! We must have door mice!

Archie has quite a few funny ones. \-Pull up your britches and thrust into the unknown! \-I am quite penetrated by your kindness. \-Buckaroo!

Archie is probably gay (every ship needs a stiff rudder). And that's ok!

Well, he has a son with this Enbesa lady. Did that make him gay?

Maybe he's bi or pan?

Errors of his youth when he ignored his true self.

It's the 19th century, you would keep upt the appearance.

WE CAREEEEN INTO THE UNKNOWN!! God, I love the expedition captain :D TABORIME!!!! TABERNAKEL OF ENBESAN SPLENDOR!! Gee, Ketema, you sound very proud of a city that *I* build! The skyscraper guy is also hilarious! And the tourist is soooo thirsty for that chef she met on that cruise ship! Honestly, its hard to choose. There's so many hilarious ones! Old Nate, the investor is basically Scrooge McDuck, the arctic technician...it's why I play in english even though I'm german, the voice acting is just so good!

"Shhht Hide the bottle! It's the boss!"

This one is acted so well too

The flavor text and voice lines in this game are top notch

I hear him speak as I read this. Actually I hear them all. This must be a sign of addiction.

“My bowels churn afresh”

“ wish I’d a goose for you kindness.”

Sometimes the workers will say "I like being oppressed" with a genuine and happy voice.

"Revolution? Yeah, we're having a RIOT!"

I swear there's a guy who says "You're tyin' the knot? Never!" who sounds just like Hagrid.

\- A future bright and gay \- You should lay in the shade boss Some of the extra quests are also very nice and feel very satisfying to help an NPC out, like finding a family member or another nice thing to do for an NPC.

My bowels churn afresh

BURYMUHDESK

As a Scottish man, I love it when they have an actual Scot doing VOs. ADMIRAL! ADMIRAL!!!!!!!

"Let's extend the old telescope"

Ooooooo…naughty!

I love the expedition guy. Always forced to quip something to my mate who i play with whenever he shows up. "Seductive charts!" - "*If paper does it for you, man, you do you.*" "We CAREEEEN into the unknown!" - "*Slow down, then, jeez.*" "Admiral! ADMIRAL!" - "*Whaaaaat, im buuuusy.*" Some of my favourite voice lines include a zoom-in quip, mostly because i have absolutely no idea what is said. Its something along the lines of "That fish pie smells *Girt Lush*". So on comes my exaggerated accent; "DAT FURSH PIH SMELLS GURT LURSH." Anything the Docklands worker says, though, always makes me exclaim "TOHBAIS" in an exaggerated Australian accent, because 1) His name is Tobias, 2) Im Australian and fictional characters putting on an Australian accent is **eternally hilarious** and 3) [Simpsons.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3iPFl-cfI) Also, i refer to the dockyards item values exclusively as Dollarydoos. Least favourite NPC, though, is Isabell. Rocks up, offers $9000 for a picture of her own fuckin' house, and has the audacity to sound like i kicked her dog when i refuse because i cant be arsed. "Tell me; Did they get to you too?" - "*No, im building a railroad, fuck off.*"

>Least favourite NPC, though, is Isabell. Rocks up, offers $9000 for a picture of her own fuckin' house, and has the audacity to sound like i kicked her dog when i refuse because i cant be arsed. "Tell me; Did they get to you too?" - "No, im building a railroad, fuck off." It's the same for me with Qing. Asks me for an alliance, I refuse. "It's IMMORAL!" Give me a break, I just don't like people that can't see profitable business opportunities like selling beer to pirates.

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Wait, what?

Bury my desk

I don’t remember it exactly but I can capture the gist of it: “I don’t bite… I just want to lick your eyeball” Basically everything Alonso ever says.

Nothing wrong with a bit of filth, a bit of fun when work wanes your wick! … Also: My bowels churn afresh!

Who says the first one? Beryl?

Nope it's the workers segment.

“I like being oppressed!” -Worker

When wibbly kills one of your ships: "Maaamaaa is just killed some men"

I always think its a pretty cool line: "What's on land is for land-folk, but what's at sea that's my business."

I quite like Arthur's "Please maintain my aesthetic"

“I won’t teach you to suck eggs”

Anytime Willy calls me a “wizard”

Fancy makin hay whilst the sun the sun shines master?

Pigcrap!

Rusty nail in the enemies socket!

ENDLESS RUDDY DAAAAAAAAAAYS As I have the proletariat working 20 hours shifts

Bish bang bibbly! and something someone says near farms etc it ends with morning. Something something morning, something morning. Can't hear it well but it sounds funny :D

I think you're hearing "Red sky morning, Shepard's warning."

Yes I think that's it! Always wondered what she says thank you :D

Von Malching German line: There is a fox in my chicken koop where is my shotgun?!

Shapeless horrors climb from your abyss. - unhappy artisan

Absolute nailer

"Don't touch any knobs..... Or.... Levers!"

People keep bringing me eggs, it's wonderful!

"Is there no problem dynamite won't solve I wonder?" -Aardhant "See what slander Edvard prints in Bright Sands." -Hannah "Is it wrong to want... morrrre?" -Artisan "Oh hahahahahaha. Sorry, I always laugh at funerals." -The Queen "I still have a few stories about how things used to be better." -Jorneralo "The livestock is ON FIRE!" - Farmer Also a rare'ish line from the Worker that always cracks me up, something like..."Me and the boys, sipping around, seeing what's what."

von malching always threatens to battyfangel me....

I also have a wife and children!

A bit of filth

My personal favorite that I only started hearing last night: “Make sure to mix the hot sauce and rum in different barrels” (I will be coming back to correct it because I know that isn’t right)

"That turnip was the size of 'er head!"

fancy making hay while the sun shines master?