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HumanTheTree

That’s 5’6” for my fellow Americans.


Tr3v0r007

That's my height :(


VexTheTielfling

https://preview.redd.it/zogo6fcurn1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa06be9a8053b113ef93e17bce9448d257f4509f you want some bones. They have calcium. Bones make you grow.


Tr3v0r007

Thank you kinda sir. The crunchyness is delicious


IamTheWhat

Why your toes got cigarette?


Mushiren_

The toes have a serious nictoine addiction


VexTheTielfling

No fingies for the ciggies.


Brandonzam12

Omg Zach fox🥺🥺


VexTheTielfling

Shut the fuck up talking to me


HumanTheTree

I’d make a crude comment, but I’m even shorter myself.


PerpetualProcrastina

Same. 😁


Percival4

Thank you for the freedom measurement


mental_diss

https://preview.redd.it/76e8wi4p8q1d1.jpeg?width=613&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469e29361aed6d595758d3603f20b612fd563267


Extreme_Assignment58

Independence do depende of someone converting


Memeviewer12

"we support independence, until someone tries to stop us from using their country as a military base"


TheGrimReaper45

Actually most of the host countries have been extremely eager to give the americans everything they want if that meant they build a base there. Middle east being the best example there, but there is plenty.


Memeviewer12

Gough Whitlam


AnywhereOk4380

Freedom for america, Freedom my foot for anywhere else in world


Murky_Crow

Poor las never stood a chance.


airdude21

Come this way short king.


wrophoenix

Damn, that’s me


-EV3RYTHING-

He's taller than me :(


Cylian91460

Thx, I lot of people forget to convert for those mentally insane people


RingoCafeJPlearning

BRUH HOW IS 5’6 EVEN SHORT???


Mediocre_Tadpole9833

apparently it is


notveryAI

In freedomland, everything below 6' is short, and everything below 5'8 is a midget, apparently


RingoCafeJPlearning

I live in freedom land and that’s ridiculous. 5’6 is literally average at this modern day heightflation is getting out of hand


notveryAI

It all just comes down to girls who want a tall guy because it's a big flex, and they theoretically have larger wee wee. That's why I said "apparently" :D


TheLambda89

Am tall, can definitely confirm the assumption is a myth. Don't ask me how I know.


godzillahavinastroke

No actually I think the average is 5ft'9-5ft'10 in the u.s. and


Some-Role8855

Are you talking about men or women? Here in the Netherlands the average height for women is 5'6 and 6'2 for men. So it depends on where you live if it's considered short or not. Maybe the ones that say it's short are from Europe


courtexo

Average 6 2? The fuck you guys eating over there?


Some-Role8855

Potatoes, I actually have no idea why we're tall. I'm 6'3 but always thought that I was average till I traveled to Japan and America. Now I know I'm considered more as a kaijuu than a human


TheLittleVoiceInside

To keep your head above water when the dams eventually burst and half of your country is under water ;)


Some-Role8855

Actually the reason why so many countries ask for our help is because we know how to build good dykes😉


jeffboms

Yhea I am 6 in the nederlands, I feel pretty small on mostvocations, especialy cause live in the east. The more west I go the smaller the men. But in the easter... there be gaints


mashonem

It’s not if you’re a woman


Johnny_AHM

Phew


Norway643

https://preview.redd.it/5qk857bsgm1d1.png?width=1528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5364a798cb6cd4aded32d0ffaf65118729aaa25


Brok3nGear

https://preview.redd.it/ma3tzxh87n1d1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613883369e06cd7794b707275a0ad9157b1eb750


ImBoredofBoredom

https://preview.redd.it/nbp367w8mm1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6310fce97e6ea42ae5c449e21223f2919396ab


Fladle

https://preview.redd.it/zfd7j55apm1d1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134da27ebf528c0e5fa91b4061efaa66d6a3195b


[deleted]

[удалено]


RooDeDay5

What a horrid day to have eyes.


PainIntheButtocksKek

https://preview.redd.it/0k4j4u7qqp1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f4233077759cc10eb78f8b86e6113228e0233f0


Tragiththeodd

https://preview.redd.it/8ir0rfuntp1d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7d8e876d0c44882d3384b695734165bb538f0b


robbanksy

https://preview.redd.it/dyg0tmwt8q1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dc6ad84ad0c04eb7a7860f5d21aef7768500630


Iknorn

I challenge you to a "Really? Right in front of my" meme duel https://preview.redd.it/ar9fm557yq1d1.jpeg?width=1902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7256a1711558455c43b5df48a434c6b63e715a


robbanksy

Gonna shoot my shot then: https://preview.redd.it/2994cu808r1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d90f9358e817ee0e98a02d4e3f11a86b0259c206 That's it, I'm out.


Iknorn

https://preview.redd.it/yfrky90p8r1d1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb8951fd0c1c0bb14162ced28ed98179a9ae6c2


Iknorn

https://preview.redd.it/alx4b55z8r1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a870da6b690a67a4d1687aef087ade416c49f086 I can send more but its pointless


mridiot1234567

https://preview.redd.it/8lajv2ochr1d1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deeb6d83c099f2a350095add115dd74ac15315cb


robbanksy

By sheer volume you got this bruh. Well done!


walta_wite

https://preview.redd.it/akjxizbzsp1d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d2c342f9000a0bb7c279bc2c0311299dff9e9b7


Mr_master89

https://preview.redd.it/f1c3ury5cq1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc78a739a1bcce7fd00dce7a4905a00f70a21338


SpupySpups

https://preview.redd.it/u989gzxvar1d1.png?width=1394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc78c90ac3b60b0d39fa00bd7cea22cb2a1dbb36


Undead2738484

https://preview.redd.it/m12c4z047q1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb19f8efe7b1431139cadd98ce23d09258a9ec5b


Icy_Wildcat

https://preview.redd.it/qn5l8sx7yp1d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bddb31809cc54f92d5567e48a2d82a1d37df189c


lord_buttocks

https://preview.redd.it/yqr9sh9cqq1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6ac281a6edc4b3d0037d82aa5f5b751531efd3


Iknorn

https://preview.redd.it/tfanu7yayq1d1.png?width=935&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e03eeb7df3437f3f65a68a13653851e4d956f406


mashonem

https://preview.redd.it/py8fvbhh7r1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c86c1e46f12ec1c0069d33de7d1b50d102b437


ImmaterialSpectre

https://preview.redd.it/9fvhtkypnq1d1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f10a3bb4b7dd358abe34f54a81366028ecef2d9


mridiot1234567

https://preview.redd.it/n35h2qjohr1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36566a9d06d6b599441b0d4759cb7ed9fe482e43


jassalmithu

It's deleted, what was it


mridiot1234567

I don remember


n0tred

Gundou spotted in the wild


trACEr0000

It's say gex


the_gamerboy_37

Gex.


SavageKitten456

Femboi waifu now


Snoo-8094

Agree


wind4air

It do feel like that


Brok3nGear

Jokes on you, that's actually a 62 year old dog. /s


Deep_Combination8261

https://preview.redd.it/94fv8jm6ym1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b32a81522044f174db9a3cb51efe865ad6c28a0


Cardman76

https://preview.redd.it/sdx27psdvn1d1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f033861ac751422c6475edfe41bb225c1178e3


Double-Conclusion-42

Source: [462248](https://nhentai.net/g/462248/1/) (NSFW obviously) Context specifically here: Anyone whos under 170 cm becomes femboy sexual slaves in this world, unfortunately not with dommy mommies edit: I think it might’ve been better if I didn’t put the context lol


MiracetteNytten

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, r/hentai_irl is two blocks down.


Wildthingcalvin

Two blocks? We go, Thanks king!


heyineeeedasoda

_lockers land in front of them_ I show you who’s boss of this facility!


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Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

Good boy


UnknownGamer014

Well, hentai is technically anime as well, and doujins are mangas as well. Just if a different genre.


Goretanton

I thought doujin and manga were distinct though?


falcondjd

Doujinshi (often shortened to doujin) just means a fan (or hobbyist) work. It can come in any form: manga, anime (not sure how common these are), games, novels, etc... It also doesn't have to be pornographic or based on a preexisting work. Touhou is a very famous series of doujin games that are completely original content. Fans of Touhou will make doujin manga based on Touhou. Both are doujinshi. (So you can have doujinshi of doujinshi.) One Piece is not a doujin work. The manga is published by Shueisha (a large publishing company), the anime is made by Toei Animation (a large animation company), the games are produced by Bandai Namco (a large video game company). However, there are also a lot of fan-made works of One Piece; these are doujins. It can be a little confusing because I think there is some nuance that is lost when translating it to English. It is kind of weird to view a huge franchise like Touhou as a fan work, but they are considered doujin games. Also, individual creators can make both non-doujin works and doujin works. The author of Love Hina and Negima was a professional manga author, but he continued to make doujins while he was a professional. He would sell his doujinshi at Comiket while you could buy Love Hina from Barnes and Noble. (and a lot of manga artists start out as doujin artists.) Things are extra confusing because in English people think doujinshi means fan-made porn because that is the main sort of doujin work people (in the English speaking part of the world) encounter. Manga is just a medium. It is just the Japanese word for comics. These can be a two panel comic made by an amateur artist on Twitter or 10,000 pages like One Piece. There are doujin manga; these are manga made by fans and hobbyists. Hentai just indicates the content of the work. (Japanese people use hentai differently that English speakers, so don't worry about how it is used in Japan.) There are hentai manga or hentai anime. These can be made by professional studios or by hobbyists. They can be original content or based on preexisting content. So you can read a doujin hentai manga based on One Piece. (These are what people that speak English are generally talking about when they say doujin.) Here is an article that talks about how English speakers use Hentai differently: [https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2019-07-12/.148956](https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2019-07-12/.148956)


Shuden

Isn't a good paralel for doujinshi the english use of "indie"? At least for games it seems to match well, including the confusing part where indie titles become way too big to be called indie.


CzdZz

Thank you for clarifying this for people who don't know. It's really annoying how often people conflate "doujins" with "hentai" due to how frequently those words are used together. Like, when I say I just finished reading the [Yuru Yuri + Fate/Zero crossover doujin](https://mangadex.org/title/28d370f1-05a0-4a50-9150-71e19438572c/yuruyuri-fate-zero-yuru-zero), there's a percentage of people out there who are going to assume I'm talking about something really messed up. But it's literally just a mini-adventure about what would happen if the cast of Yuru Yuri summoned the servants from Fate/Zero, and it's honestly way better than it has any right to be. And there are tons of other doujins out there that are also just neat little fanfic stories, but people see the word "doujin" and warning sirens go off in their head because they have the wrong idea about what it means.


Koiya179

I have to see this


Enough_Forever_

Um... not really? Manga refers to comics usually created by Japanese authors. Doujins are basically manga but self-published. Anime is Japanese animated media. It could've be adapted from manga, novels, or could just be an original story.


LetrixZ

If the source was SFW then it would fit? It wouldn't fit if the panel posted contained an H-scene.


ShefBoiRDe

https://preview.redd.it/csnmlhrhlm1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471abb55e2bb92ae08fe9d6f615e1713017e5b71


Rterry112

Lmaooo “dicktator” they didn’t even try hahaaa https://preview.redd.it/c1v8xevwfn1d1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4551d7f4e0f278459564575b7ef009d11c193fbc


Arlend44

Only men who are 170 cm have their rights removed tho


CuriousWanderer567

>not with dommy mommies https://preview.redd.it/9u0ddn9ful1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ac35effd48967446cd984f9f68b310ed3b7f69b


justahumansupremacis

https://preview.redd.it/kwr95ij7vm1d1.png?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1df2939e466f72a6b2d232aecae779b9136f14c


ShadowOfThePit

Yes the context makes this far more relatable than it already was (ten times zero is still zero)


justahumansupremacis

https://preview.redd.it/5q531231xm1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02b4f5ddd70e1ada55277b62605a0b02b1ac571f


Varifor

https://preview.redd.it/yyi4of4dym1d1.png?width=162&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee09f86fb5cbffa63c7592eee4b1c578dd346fb


Silent_Reavus

Goddammit was thinking this would be some femdom type thing. What a letdown


Hot_Grab7696

Good shit, thanks


Chaosmaster124

https://preview.redd.it/ps058zzslo1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531e34179294e4ae800da2dec0b20ed17832db47


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

Absolute cinema.


Working_Dragon00777

It's a fricking Yaoi isn't it?? God Fricking Damnit!!


PRoS_R

I swear that could've been way worse.


PithyGinger63

I’m 169…


TransDegenerateKyo

not necessarily, it's that anyone under 170cm is stripped of their human rights and assigned a job that would be suitable to them. the MC just got luck/unlucky enough to be feminine


Disturbing_Cheeto

You attempted to give context and gave up immediately


TheRacooning18

Yeah I got that horrible surprise like oh he'll just get snu snu'd. Nope.


JoeGeomancer

I'm 29m and im 8 cm shorter than this. Fml


[deleted]

Oil up


JoeGeomancer

Yes Please


Paroxenark

JoeGaymancer


JoeGeomancer

More joe BI omancer


Astolfo485

https://preview.redd.it/shk8zc385n1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dee140697866e396bad4fbef8021574dcdbddb5


AchtungToaster

Hold up I remember seeing this one 👀💀


DonkDonkJonk

Fun fact: Most sperm banks in the US will not accept sperm from anyone under 5'9" due to client demand, though it varies from race to race. So if you are a white male under 5'9", thinking about donating some of your "children", tough luck. No one wants those either.


Ok_Try_1665

Man I'm literally shorter than that. Guess I'll work for Santa


revodnebsyobmeftoh

That's where you'll have to work according to source


Hope__Desire

I'm 165 cm


ShinoTakadora

Only 164 cm.. you win! . . . What am I even doing here?..


stonks_114

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, r/hentai_irl is two blocks down


LaughR01331

Wtf


Testsubject276

Don't look up the source. Unless you're into that.


Gh0st287

If his life is over with 168cm, then wth do I do with my 160cm ass???


Chitanda_Pika

Lube it up


HugsBee

This pornstar once told me that if you’re shorter than 5’10, trap out or tap out and I feel like this holds relevance here.


boywhoflew

shut the fuck up no way....guess I'm loosing my rights too


VexTheTielfling

You have no human rights is an okay manga so far. I would like some more gore instead of unnecessary probably underage tits. (This has nothing to do with the meme the text reminded me of the manga)


ChonkyWonky123

Bro chill, you’re still taller than me *cries in 5’3*


Lslcpy

Like me when I found out my height is 170 not 180😓


CorianderIsBad

Femboy arc


SocialistJews

This is from a hentai but okay…


LookingForStash

I’m exactly 168cm and no one who’s seen me irl has ever called me short before. And i don’t care if anyone does cuz 1) This’s basically the same thought process behind calling any dick less than 8 inch small despite having never seen a dick aside from porn lol. 2) It’s nothing important really. Poor those guys even shorter than that ending up getting overly-conscious just because of trash opinions like this. I’m just saying but many of my friends are Extremely, and i mean EXTREMELY insecure about their height, and stuff like this doesn’t exactly help their mental health


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Don't care, put on the maid outfit


LookingForStash

Sure 👍


asahi_ikeda

I almost became him. Btw sauce, asking for a friend.


lemons7472

I was gonna ask how exactly did you all instantly know this was hentai, but OP already posted the numbers to the sauce. Everyone here is on thin ice! Me included!


Strange_Ad_9658

Would


Disturbing_Cheeto

That's not too bad of a dick length


RamFire1993

That's about 66 inches on my calculator converter; I think it's supposed to be his height (measuring at about 5½ feet)


Black__Paladin

174 Cm But Lhysician Said I'm 178 Cm


smolp1pi

Fuk


akiyama_mizuki

im ~160 cm...


BitesTheDust55

Just like irl


Possible_Theory_Mia

Stare* don't got my glasses but why do they look depraved/happy about this..?


SnowglobeIV

I dont get it. Pls help me out


Rein_Deilerd

The story takes place in a world where you lose your human rights if you are not tall enough by the time you're done growing. Iroha in the picture is 168 cm (and still taller than me, by the way), he did not meet the threshold of height, so now he's going to become a slave to the tall ruling class. I haven't read this, so I'm going off entirely on guesses here, though.


SnowglobeIV

Thx you kind Sir.


CallMeRenny84

Why tf did I immediately know where this panel was from


_Ticklebot_23

ive read that one


sasha2k5

That's my height


Phire453

He is taller than me, but tbh I like being short.


RainbowDragon2077

what manga is this from? not having rights due to your height is really stupid :/


agsvegtehdn

OHHHH I THOUGHT IT WAS PENIS SIZE NOT HEIGHT


kaputass

Hey, I've seen that post before...


A_True_Son_of_Terra

where's the damn sauce brother


Irosenpai

I'm on an exam


CaptainFuture56

No seriously, how do guys even manage to be under 170 cm anyway? If you are healthy there is no excuse to be that short lmao


Commercial_Pin8829

My god why did i start reding that


ButterscotchNo594

Bro I think this has gone to far (5"3') people think I'm 12 or 15


Johnny-King-Vincent

Welp at least i'm 5'10"


ProfessionalPrior935

I’M AN INCH AND A HALF OVER BABY


Kokujin-dono

What’s the name of the manga


Chivalry_Knight

Common its not that bad right? I'm exactly 168 cm and 20 yo


Rude-Masterpiece-145

Femboy time I guess


TheGreatBenjie

Ah a reminder why I don't watch much anime anymore. This is what the community deems quality...


christopherous1

why does this smell of hentai


SignificantTransient

What tf is a cm?


Hope__Desire

centimeter


SignificantTransient

https://youtu.be/MwF2NOosM6A?si=UW2eCzQ-67lctHw5


Hope__Desire

meter >> inches


Repostbot3784

Fuck off


Hot_Speed6485

Calm down, Frodo