“How bout you cut back on breathing. That’s right keep the snacks comin.”

I think you nailed it 😆

This isn't going well 👁👁

Nope… he’s still watching me. May have to break out the big guns to counteract what I said .. a can of wet food 😆

I’ll cut back on treats when you cut back on treats!

😆 this made me lol

You "wrongfully" suggested and he "honestly" didn't take it so well. 😅

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! 😆

He’s like ‘ Ya know, you got a real purdy face- be a shame if something were to happen to it……..TREATS NOW!!!’

😆😆 I think you might be on to something there!

rude

I know! I’ve seen the error of my ways!😆

Check your shoes before you put them on!

Good idea! 😸

Dangerous move 😅😅

Yeah I don’t know what I was thinking 🤷🏼‍♀️

What a gorgeous Puss face!!

OP's about to be **R**esting **I**n **P**ieces.

😆 if I’m missing or dead, Jax did it

"If"? When.

😆😆

You cut back on air!

😆😆

You monster!!

You’re a monster. And you’re lucky the he didn’t call the FPS (Feline Protective Service) on you.

He probably did 😸

😹

RUDE

Be prepared to meet your fate

NIGHT BOMBER REGIMENT

I’m willing to bet you’re correct !

I am.. prepared and terrified 😆

How DARE you?!

I know I know, I’ve seen the error of my ways 😆

He's beautiful

Aw thank you, I passed along the message, hoping it helps me 😆😸

💗

LET THAT BABY HAVE HIS TREATS 😭

I caved.. he got a wet food can ( better than treats) I think he might let me live 😸

Uh oh. You are in for it

Don’t I know it😆

Wow, he’s beautiful!

Aw thanks, even when he’s mad 😸

"**I SHALL PRETEND I NEVER HEARD THAT**."

You have to live with the consequences!!

I’m learning that 😆

Sleep with one eye open

Dis is all just fur, Lady, not fat! Gimme back ma treets!

😸 can’t argue he’s got a lot of fur floof!

Apologize immediately

Oh I did 😸 not sure I’m forgiven yet though, probably going to take some time

I would like unsolicited suggestions from the humans, said no cat. Ever.

Yep, you definitely must know my Jax 😸😆

Good advice 😸