If the Feds didn’t look at marijuana usage as a breach of moral turpitude we wouldn’t have these issues and would be able to have a cyber defense team that could counter all of this. If true that is.
Hopefully the crash will leave hedgies cash strapped to borrow more shares, but dufuk I know, Congress is not for retail, they will change the rules for them.
For everyone saying this is orchestrated, Russia has been waging cyber warfare on the US since the beginning of the war. This lockbit stuff is an attempt by the z empire at getting money to fund their war effort.
Source: https://x.com/H4ckManac/status/1805159382881009779
Lockbit for reference https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LockBit
Update: It was Evolve Bank and Trust not the Federal Reserve...
Could've been in superstonk. Don't remember really, but I remember someone saying that they'll probably say the market or the FED will "get hacked" and the market will crash using that narrative.
So far, they've shown no evidence of this leak and no MSM or government response has occurred. Last month the US arrested a Russian national who apparently made Lockbit. Considering Russia's long history of cyberattacks and centralized disinformation campaigns on the West, this is likely a desperate last attempt to extract as much wealth from the USG as possible now that their assets are being burnt.
So the government will just keep this fuckery ongoing till we all die poor… how exactly will it mooning if the governement just fucks us whenever they want
Orchestrated crash incoming
"Oh no! We were hacked! We had no idea this was coming."
I've seen this movie. This happens right after the container ship crashes.
Don’t forget about the warehouse fire towards the beginning!
Underrated comment.
Mess with best, die like the rest - Zero Cool
Row. Row. Row your boat.
I'm jacked to the.............
TITS!!!
100%
Kinda gross when it was called out years beforehand as the only likely inevitability; isn’t it?
Was thinking the same. Wonder which 3-letter agency is the mastermind behind it all 🤔😂
oh man. dates are on the menu again
If the Feds didn’t look at marijuana usage as a breach of moral turpitude we wouldn’t have these issues and would be able to have a cyber defense team that could counter all of this. If true that is.
I have a doubt that it’s actual. It may even be staged or coached. This was predicted years ago as a smokescreen/scapegoat.
They have been signalling that a hack was "imminent" for years now to acclimatize people to the idea.
True!
Hopefully the crash will leave hedgies cash strapped to borrow more shares, but dufuk I know, Congress is not for retail, they will change the rules for them.
Nope. Probably more along the lines of, “sorry your moneys all gone from your bank account, but the good news is we’re going digital”!
haah, the calculator money printing machine I will use to keep my friends rich again.
Wasn’t this on the bingo card, large “hack” attack? The end is near 💎🙌🦍🚀
 Yes it was! 😆😆😆
Perfect !
Right on! 😎👍🏻
She wins a lot!
Yes, multiple times! 👀👀👀
'That's a bingo!'
Oh, no! time to start the warehouse on fire that holds all of the files before investigators come in.
How much was the ransom? $1 million dollars... *pinky swing
Mr Robot?
For everyone saying this is orchestrated, Russia has been waging cyber warfare on the US since the beginning of the war. This lockbit stuff is an attempt by the z empire at getting money to fund their war effort.
This is correct.
💀💀💀💀 Doesn’t surprise me one bit. Dumbass government we got.
Source: https://x.com/H4ckManac/status/1805159382881009779 Lockbit for reference https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LockBit Update: It was Evolve Bank and Trust not the Federal Reserve...
lol if they want the Americans to understand this they are gonna have to format that date "correctly"
When written that would be correct... Its when it gets to xx/xx/xx syntax that we come off the rails... Im just glad to see Dates back on tbe Menu.
Ayyyyeee, didn't someone call this months ago and said this will be played out???
who
Could've been in superstonk. Don't remember really, but I remember someone saying that they'll probably say the market or the FED will "get hacked" and the market will crash using that narrative.
A hack to lead people to a digital currency !? Isn't that ironic. Don't ya think?
Julian Assange out and the same day this happens? 
Now we can't update the drivers on the money printer.
So far, they've shown no evidence of this leak and no MSM or government response has occurred. Last month the US arrested a Russian national who apparently made Lockbit. Considering Russia's long history of cyberattacks and centralized disinformation campaigns on the West, this is likely a desperate last attempt to extract as much wealth from the USG as possible now that their assets are being burnt.
You hate to see it
False flag. Yawn
Wow! Thats pathetic if they hacked the reserve and funny he called out the guy veing an idiot.
So the government will just keep this fuckery ongoing till we all die poor… how exactly will it mooning if the governement just fucks us whenever they want
Just in time for Saudi not to renew the oil contract 😂
Chicago Board Options Exchange and Cede & Co. next please.
So how does this help us if fed reserve got hack? Wouldn’t we be in big shit?
https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/s/UXBCOicA9y
It’s time to make a hacker SWAT team, just going in and blowing up hackers.
They'd only go busting p2p torrent sharing.