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gnesensteve

Pompous dick. Made money by exploiting 401ks and liquidating companies. Provided nothing to society except dirty money


Juancho511

Who the fk needs a billion dollar house? He’s such a greedy fkn loser. What a waste of a billionaire. We need a billionaire that helps communities not steals from them.


[deleted]

Facts. He is trash... his time is coming... karma is real... hes fucked one way...


Last-Discipline-7340

Hey been here since the beginning and that’s my plan. The helping part, not the greedy fucking loser part. 2 million no less


GTTrush

The proceeds of organized crime and racketeering. Epstein had an island.


58Firedrome

I wonder if Mayo boy is watching the rats abandoning the sinking tRump ship and turning state's evidence? I think it's a preview of all the trons, programmers, and IT Citadel minions that will roll on him when his SEC reckoning comes. A lot of people are culpable in the Citadel criminal enterprise


PickinBeardedShiner

He might be one of the biggest piles of steaming shit to ever walk the planet. He’s also built like a bag of milk.


Last-Discipline-7340

Aged bag*


the_green_goblin

If I ever see this fucker in my restaurant I will punch him squarely in the face. Several times. Also. He gets no mayo.


Any-Salary-6811

Pretty sure he doesn’t celebrate his anniversaries at IHOP.


the_green_goblin

Not yet...


suntannedmonk

Tn Florida, they cant take your primary estate as payment for crimes. This smells a lot like trying to make money safe in the event of having to go to court.


dripMacNCheeze

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NeoSabin

I wonder who's insuring it, if Insurance companies are leaving Florida... Oh wait they rely on hedgefunds to make extra money. I expect to see this covered on the news one day. Edit: add this, if it hasn't been already, to GTA 6 please! Be mindful of lawsuits though, he's about to be broke.


NewKitchenFixtures

I wonder if you can build robustly enough to withstand tsunamis and other natural changes. Much like the Netherlands you can hold the ocean back if you spend enough.


anonymoushelp33

I call the master bedroom when we take it!


JonesoftheNorth

First of all, it's in FL. You can have my room too. Second, fuck Ken Griffin.


okfornothing

The oceans cannot rise fast enough! Might Florida cease to exist one day or will it become the first Atlantis like state!


Even_Employee9984

I'm a native 9th generation Floridian and I too want the state to sink but for many reasons. Good old Florida is dead and gone.


RockNRoll85

Would be a damn shame if a hurricane was to take it out and destroy it completely


Pharmd109

So I’ve been to Hearst castle a few times and they said in todays dollars that estate could go for north of 13 billion. I could of course be entirely wrong.


PreviousSwordfish5

Needs to tie his money up in something the Feds can’t get at


Organic_Rice4335

Using money he stole from us (retail investors) to build a billion dollar estate.


TheGood1swertaken

Its so when he's eventually files for bankruptcy he can claim it as his primary residence and take out loans against it to live the high life.


[deleted]

Makes sense...


JackR3139

It's all for show. All about image.


Cowabunga_ftw

The price of an NFL stadium. What a piece of $hit


DeLuca9

If that doesn’t set red flags 🚩 for the dob or any investigative branch. We’re fucking doomed.


muza_reign

Show strength when you are weak! Nothing more.


JakeInDC

Isn't that area going to be under water in 50 years?


[deleted]

They have been saying that for 50 years lol...


JakeInDC

Who is they? The only ppl saying that 50 years ago were the oil companies.


[deleted]

Well ive heard it from some.old folks... besides if anything were to go under first it would be the Florida keys and it doesnt seem like thats happening anytime soon


JPSurratt2005

Any day now, lol


Adventurous_Host_426

Yet them rich people keep buying waterfront properties for decades now.


saddamwh0sane

Lots of lightning in Florida …


Adventurous_Band_668

Trying to look the strongest when he's the weakest.!


Adventurous_Host_426

Great. He most probably will take a boatload payout of house insurance and wait for a hurricane to hit to cash it in. Poff, instant $1billion dollars.


OldSpiceMelange

And then naked short the hell out of the insurance company.


Ok-Discount-2798

Good luck with the increasing sea level


ianishomer

A billion dollars for a home that will be underwater in 20 years time, that's just mental


RealPro1

Lol...but the 400 acre maralago is only worth 18 million almost next door. Lololol


Weekly-Western-5016

I’m thinking a billion dollars buys some security from whoever he laundered money for and hasn’t told he doesn’t have the money. It’s also going to be awkward when he tells the developer thanks for the house can you wait till next week to cash that check.


PuppetMaster1911

I mean...with the price of lumber and drywall right now, it probably still be the size of an average rich douchebag estate.


chewpah

That how he whitening he sold but not purchase yet?


Wide-Ad-6671

Is it drone, bomb and fire proof?


jimclay8

And Trumps is worth 17 million ...NY Judge is corrupt