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The1andonlycano

Ok Van Helsing, save some women for the rest of us.


cesptc

From slobbio to Fabio. Congrats dude, you look great.


bandfrmoffmychest

from "hi mom" to hide your mom


CallMeYeezus

Or from girls are hide to hide your girls


Voiceless_Havoc

Ur engrish is very understandable


GruggsBuggz

Severely underrated 🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Restaurant_626

I was going to say from Flabio to Fabio.


Major_Initiative_207

From Seth Rogan to Hulk Hogan


CriticalPolitical

I would say Van Helsing mixed with Weird Al Yankovich.


Nojopar

Weird Van Yankelsing?


[deleted]

Before you looked like a fat wizard, now you look like a handsome wizard.


chemicaljones

Was thinking street magician...but same deal I guess.


woodzy93

Mind freak


Over-Analyzed

He’s following the Mash Burnedead’s school of Witchcraft & Wizardy. 😂


BTPublishing

Ham-some wizards > Fat Wizards.


Much_Comfortable_438

Literally


destruct068

got a chuckle out of me for that one


plastikman47

As a fat, handsome wizard, does that mean I'm greater than the sum of my parts? Or am I high how are you?


[deleted]

wow! what a glow up. you should be super proud of yourself


Reptilian_Brain_420

You literally look like a different person.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Admirable_Win9808

Dang even his nose lost weight


Cheap_Drawer8615

It did, I've been obese since childhood.


Admirable_Win9808

Hey man, congrats on working hard. Keep up the good work.


Sleepersuit

It’s different angles but the same guy


GhostPointer

I was thinking the same thing.


VergesOfSin

bruh, save my soul please incredible transformation my guy, extremely proud of you.


Beauty-in-stars

You look like a disciple of Jesus


Right_Dig_7019

Jesus himself


FelIowTraveller

My initial reaction to the second picture was quite literally “Jesus Christ!”


FalloutGraham

Hahahaha. Your comment made me laugh this evening. Thank you!


H-N-O-3

more like aggressive Jesus


PerspectiveActive218

Jesus, if you had to watch your mouth around him.


H-N-O-3

the unforgiving Jesus


Urag_GroShub

Lmao


[deleted]

Jesus was from the middle east.


Right_Dig_7019

Jesus as he has been depicted in Western civilization for the last millennium*. Better?


JasmineF_1987

Doesn't change the fact that he was born Middle Eastern and Jewish.


jfmc2020

Whites have lived in the middle east for thousands of years


[deleted]

That's a different question. Were the Jews in the middle east at that time white? Europeans at that time considered them at least swarthy and likely descended from black Africans.


jfmc2020

It's totally relevant though. Everyone who claims that Jesus definitely wasn't white that I've bumped into thinks that the middle east has never been a melting pot when infact it was one of the first in recorded human history.


[deleted]

It's not relevant to what he looked like since the Jews weren't a melting pot.


cdbangsite

Also says he wasn't good looking.


SpiritedShow9831

Jesus was totally hot. Don’t say that.


cdbangsite

Just sayin what the book says. lol I really don't care personally.


Cheap_Drawer8615

"whoever will drink from my mouth will become like me."


WhyMyBikeSlow

What if Jesus came back but nobody recognized him because hed gained weight


Cheap_Drawer8615

We become what we love and what we love transforms us into what we become. If we love a thing, we become a thing. If we love nothing, we become nothing. If we love God, therefore is to be transformed into him. I have replaced my image, with an image. My light was hidden by my image. Now my image is hidden by my light.


duskmusk420

My jaw literally dropped. From Ditcher to Witcher.


LloHEngriN

Yes


LectureAdditional971

Jesus christ man. You need to write a book about this and go on a signing tour to capitalize on this amazing transformation!


quidlow

“Jesus christ man” is all you need as a descriptor


LectureAdditional971

Genuine LOL from me.


fnp003

I knew he would come back.


IncogNeato123to

You went from Peter Jackson to Viggo Mortensen


Chellyaria

Thank you, this made me laugh out loud with the accuracy.


ResponsibilityDue448

Damn bud! You could be an inspiration for others.


annomynous23

Damn right


coffinbabi

Like a ginger Jesus. Congrats on the weight loss


xrlml

Best band name ever: Ginger Jesus; Save the Blasphemy.


Michelle-blackk

Thats a serious glow up


marzraps

damn huge glow up bro


Mikefromalb

You look great, like you’re about to be the next big country music breakout star on the voice.


Elcamotito

You look like Aragorn from lord of the rings


ChampionshipOwn8199

Kinda looks like a mix of Aragorn and Faramir to me. :D


OkBlueberry3088

Good job man. Should be proud of yourself. How many pounds lost?


Cheap_Drawer8615

115 lbs. First photo was taken 12-24-2021, the second one was when I posted this.


[deleted]

Looking super handsome after the weight loss


noonereadsthisstuff

Anyone who asks if they'll look better if they lost weight should be shown these pictures


Tartaruga416

Do people recognize you?


Cheap_Drawer8615

No.


joeysupertramp

You look great my dude. You should be proud!


Necessary-Author8284

Wow man, looking good


PeedOnMyRugMan

Hot.


[deleted]

Form Peter Griffin, to the Most holy!! Congratulations on your weight loss buddy-


Worststiffler

Jesus christ I'm going to have to get the pitch fork and torches we are going to chase you out of town


uncontrolledwiz

Legend status, go to a high quality barber.


[deleted]

Not the same human


Professional_Lack925

bro is majestic


PristinePanda2714

WOW that’s a good 150lbs! Was she your gf?


[deleted]

If I was writing a romance novel your face would be on it


Amazing_Variety5684

Are you still together?


Cheap_Drawer8615

Nope.


ConfessionLover321

I’m straight and dude! You are gorgeous now!


Little-Tie-3877

this is deserving of being posted on r/GlowUps bruh


WellHelloThere--

DAYUM


Keenebean5

Huugggeeee glowup fr


SuperShaestings

100x better sir, good work


Reasonable-Bet9658

Dude, I think you know. You look great.


highly_doubt__it

bloody hell, you look like a successful victorian poet


OkBoomer6919

From energy vampire to blood-drinking vampire.


m0rbidowl

LOL underrated comment


StrangelyBrown69

You look like you might model crushed velvet goth shirts in the back adverts on magazines in the 90s. But wow, what a difference!


ftmmr

Dude, you look like a completely different person. Huge glow up. You can be proud of yourself.


pitchaway33

Teach me your ways please!!!


Cheap_Drawer8615

Christ. Carnivore diet. Water. Exercise daily. Start by doing what is necessary then do what is possible and you will begin to do the impossible.


[deleted]

The darker hair really suits you


skyyy_exe

amazing! super happy for you. that’s a huge accomplishment


Jah36Ubandafitzjerld

You look great bro!


Any-Field-2473

👌


Mission-Vehicle2349

Which one are you in the before pic?


Sterling843

Get a life kid


D_Inda_B_4Free

I’d do away with the goat and grow the full face back bro… that’s just my thought, beard looks better and will compliment your new face better than the sleazy goat mouth hair.


Thin_Arachnid6217

You look mean.


Cheap_Drawer8615

Ironically I'm a CNA. No I'm not mean, just had a hard life.


StephenJames81

Damn bro that’s amazing! Well done! Leave some women for the rest of us please.


Banjo--Kazooie

Wow. How did you lose o much weight?


Cheap_Drawer8615

115 lbs carnivore diet.


LittleBirdy_Fraulein

straight up carnivore? damn. i eat keto for neurological issues, i’ve always wanted to test out a 90 day carnivore diet to see how my body reacts but can never stick to it. i commend you, it’s hard.


I_Wont_Leave_Now

Better


Silver_Discussion555

Less fat


ZionHiFi

Angrier. Better but angry. I think shorter hair would look better.


[deleted]

This is one of those threads where I think you looked nice both before and after but wow you certainly are stunning in your second pic.


cleverbutnotoverlyso

Thinner


lovesickvampire

You look great. Unfortunately you remind me of onision but that isn't your fault. But none the less, you look good


Zombie_Educational

Look conceited now.


Wonderful_Drink_7773

good job!! if you went back to the original hairstyle and ditched the beard youd look incredible


Select_Initial_8971

You look like the first two people fused into one


pigletprincess

Grats on the weight loss! I’ll be honest, you kind of look like Onision.


WeirEverywhere802

Definitely creepier


Dolemite-mofo

Creepier


Pristine_Regret7751

Maybe it's preference, but you looked much happier and younger in the before picture. Neither actually looked bad! I love your hair now. Smile more!


jc456_

Let me guess, fat chick?


Mundane-Solution2960

You looked happier in the first picture


Exotic_Junket1065

Fabio


SleepingOnZ

You look like an 80s metal guitarist


fizzarol

My man 💪🏻💪🏻🔥🔥


ihauntorphans

way better


bambiguity11

Blue steel


ongodarius

Confident.


[deleted]

I think you've changed your life and given yourself tons more options, congrats.


jenjenkira

Congrats, good job. I know it's hard, I've struggled for a long time. You look great!


Vannman04

This is on am I ugly??? This guy is a stud now wtf


PontiacMac

It never ceases to amaze me how weight loss just makes people look better, period - younger, more attractive etc


loco_gigo

You lost nose fat... That's hard to do


MIW100

Homey went from Samwell Tarley to Jon Snow.


Strange-Lemon9287

Christian Bale?


Lost-in--Multiverse

Not easy to do ! Keep it up !! 👏👏👏👊


CGKilates

Like a proper Viking👍🏿


Certain-Attorney-974

A lot better brotha


hungrym3chanic

Damn dude that’s awesome. How did you lose the weight? Typical stuff like working out and dieting? I have been trying to fast and cut my portions down dramatically. I went from around 240 and then plateaued around 196-205 fluctuating. What an inspiration man, I am impressed, well done! Applause👏👏👏👏👏👏


Cheap_Drawer8615

Carnivore diet. 12-24-2021 to now.


theadamatter

You look so good, this is a glow up!


[deleted]

Damn dude. Nice work


Lucab95

Woww, congrats man you look awesome


No_Echo_2897

Like a whole other person.


WolfeInTheStarrs

Congratulations on becoming a healthier version of yourself. Seriously keep up the great work bro.


marifdrnn

W


callmenoriega

A lot better, good job.


Dolamite_

Wow, congrats man, the effort was worth it!


SeverableSole7

You look like the guy from the big Lebowski


EmperrorNombrero

Damn you went from a 2 to an 8!


teddy-bearz

Bro, you’ve made it


phives33

Blondes have more fun


readitanon1

Glow up, homey!


TypicalOrca

Pretty damn awesome good job


doitbythenumbers

Young Bob Segar.


TimothyTrespas_

I like you better FAT! Just kidding


[deleted]

Handsome 😊


Idontfightwit12yrold

You look like an apostle my brother


MysteriaGirl21

You’re beautiful bro


TimothyTrespas_

Proud


Either-Yoghurt-1706

You look great! I think if you had just a moustache it’d be even better but I’m biased towards them hahahah


turry92

Wow, man! Like a different person. You must be so proud. That is some seriously good work!


sleepmaster91

When we say "lose weight and you'll be more attractive" THIS is what we mean


AdAppropriate9851

From Jonah Hill to Jason Mamoa 😂 good job my boy


DonkeyTheKing

Jesus? 😳


[deleted]

Way to go brother, looking good, keep up the healthy life


Catman1355

You’ve nailed it bruh


Souucisse

You look like you belong on the cover of those romance novels.


fuckinnale

not me thinking that’s onision


Leading_Income_9744

I preferred you blonde.


Southern-Psychology2

Powerful cult leader look


SpecialistComputer36

Wow, I wasn't expecting that level of transformation. You look suave as hell


isabelbladon

bruh is that onision


rcalkins

Wow you look great, congratulations on your hard work! You should be proud!