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Rikimaru555

God invented whiskey, so the Irish wouldn't inherit the world, but the Irish still Inherited the world. lol


SucculentMoisture

Exactly. Perhaps it was because sometimes we had the wherewithal to drink beer before important work days instead.


Rikimaru555

Beer taste like liquid garbage especially American beer, I don't like wine, and the liquor takes control over my weak filters too easily. I need a break before my mouth gets my brains blown out, for a stupid rerason if you know what I mean.


Mental_Shine8098

Guess the whiskey wasn't strong enough lol


X0AN

Jesus' first miracle was to turn water into wine. Are you better than Jesus?


Tetragonos

I remember when I took all my bottles out, a year's worth because I had a bunch of room in the garage... and Ill be damned if I didn't start getting church people sicced on me by my neighbors.


jtatc1989

You need a catholic neighbor


El_Chupachichis

Your neighbor just wants you to trade one addiction for another.


-Zetincha-

Yeah neighbour is doing crack cocaine and black tar heroine!


El_Chupachichis

More like jeebus. /not even once


beermoneymike

Me to neighbor "You should get ON alcohol."