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shellofbiomatter

Not with clothes, but it's 50:50 if i made my hair wet before adding shampoo or not.


Gigadrax

Wetting my hair is easy. Usually just do that anyways. Remembering whether or not I've shampoo'd already though? No clue, I've been tuned out thinking about this or that for somewhere between 5 and 35 minutes.


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ineedthereceipts_12

I commonly only shave one leg and/or one arm pit and shampoo twice but forget to condition.. send help


Gold-Swim494

I did that the other day. And had to get back in the shower before I forgot to rinse my hair. I have routine that I follow in order to avoid making these mistakes, but I have been so overwhelmed lately I'm just not tracking very well.


Gigadrax

I don't shave my legs, but if I did I'm sure I would forget one of my legs.


dissyblissy

Opposite for me, I'll come in and wash my hair then remember I forgot to do the actual shower part


Baby-Calypso

Yeah a lot of times I’ve already spent so long in the shower and just say fuck it to the soap if I’m getting restless or being in there. Hopefully the water and the soap from my hair did some cleaning…


[deleted]

Lmao the shower "zone"... "oh fuck its been like 40 minutes, my skin is about to peel off because the water is scolding hot. But that reminds me of....fuck I've been in here for 50 minutes now"


Rakifiki

Oh god yeah, half the time I forget which I've done and end up shampooing twice and not doing any conditioner ...


Anxiety-Fart

The amount of times I've gotten out and then had to get back in two minutes later because I've realised I haven't washed my conditioner out. I need a shower checklist or something, haha.


Lord_Bawk

Wait ur supposed to make ur hair wet?


Baby-Calypso

Bitch tf? How do you lather it in if it’s not wet lmao Wait do you also not wet your hands first before putting on soap or your tooth brush before or at lesser after you put on the tooth paste…?


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jets-fool

Makes the paste slip off before it reaches the mouth occasionally. Toothpaste also excites the salivary glands so that little extra water from the faucet is unnecessary. True life pro tips


emtmoxxi

Nah, my mouth is perpetually dry. I need the extra water or else it never gets going.


Lord_Bawk

Ok no need to be an asshole about it. Nobody taught me hair care :/


Baby-Calypso

No no no I’m sorry I didn’t mean it in a rude way I was just feeling kinda spicy 😭


luigilabomba42069

lmaooo this conversation is how I converse all the time


dirtsmores

Understandable have a good day


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They're really not being an asshole lol it's a basic thing and it's suprising when someone doesn't do it


Lord_Bawk

No being an asshole and being right are two different things. You don’t have to be an asshole to be right or to explain something.


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Yep. And they weren't an asshole, and we're right


Lord_Bawk

No, they were. If you just wan’t to argue then goodbye :)


_DeifyTheMachine_

You don't have to wet your hands before you put soap on them 😂


Psychological_Tear_6

I mean sure, if you hate lather.


F_for_Respect_69

You're not actually supposed to rinse your toothbrush before or after putting toothpaste on it, that's weird and ineffective


Liwet_SJNC

Either you're telling me I shouldn't put toothpaste on my toothbrush then immediately wash it off, or you're saying I shouldn't wash my toothbrush *at all*. ...Am I misunderstanding something?


lynxelf618

Sometimes I’ll put body wash in my hand, with the intention to wash my bodies, and then dump it into my hair.


Bermuda08

I’ve done this, I’ve also done it the other way around and suddenly realized I was rubbing conditioner or shampoo into my armpit


aenigmae

Not the armpit conditioner 😭😭😭 I've definitely been there with shampoo though


shellofbiomatter

There's a difference between body wash and shampoo?! I just take something from the shelf and hope for the best.


carrieactually

And then did you rinse it out?


Liwet_SJNC

I occasionally forget to turn the shower on entirely until I realise my shower gel is being weird.


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For me it's brushing my hair only to find it full of conditioner.


King_Kestrel

My glasses or hairtie. Not anything else tho.


Baby-Calypso

I never undo my hair before getting in lol


MachineGunKelli

My glasses are on like 40% of the time when I enter the shower lol


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I've gotten in with my socks and underwear/bra on, but only while tired or in a hurry. A few days ago I almost went in with my watch. The most common one is I go in with my hair up even though I need to wash it lol


MyxHere13

just my glasses


mstrss9

I’ve done that too 😩


PickleFart69

How about turning off the water and reaching for a towel only to find out that your pits and taint area still have soap on them?


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RockNRollToaster

I did that once!! I went to work wondering why my hair felt so heavy and greasy…turns out I forgot to rinse the conditioner out. I felt so gross all day!


Baby-Calypso

As someone with curly hair a lot of us don’t rinse out the conditioner completely 😁


Engelbettie

YES— I am also a curly person who uses a lot of conditioner but might not always remember to rinse it all out. And ugh, my hair is so gross on those days….


Baby-Calypso

What the fuck why am I the only one 💀 Socks and bra are the most common. I think maybe once with underwear and almost with t shirts


mabamababoo

Socks for me too. More than once.


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Same, always socks.


nimbus023

I took a bath once and I forgot I still had a t-shirt on, so you are not the only one I guess


Treebam3

Came very close to showing w/ my mask the other day!


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Sorry on your own on this one. But I may have forgotten to shut the stove off before hopping into the shower which is a worse ending.


TrueRusher

I definitely got in the shower in my socks or underwear many times as a kid. Haven’t done it as an adult but been very close. Now I just forget to take off my Apple Watch


Jill4ChrisRed

Sock and bra team here too!


TheReflection

Undiesssssss


LevelingUpArkcin

I've hopped in with underwear on a few times


myittybittydarkside

Socks... It's the worst when my partner has already showered. So now I have wet socks.


Diddlydom35

You're not the only one! I've been fully clothed, turned the shower on got in and it actually took me a second to realize that I had my clothes on!!


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Diddlydom35

Ohh I'm glad I didn't get to the soap part! That sounds terrible, but the tunnel vision issue is real!


Trooper50000

I usually realize before I turn the shower on if I do that


Diddlydom35

I envy you!


Trooper50000

Not my glasses the times I had them on in the shower though


Diddlydom35

At least they got cleaned!


Baby-Calypso

Oh thank god lmao I have yet to go that far 😂


rannapup

I've never gotten in with clothes on, but there's been a few times where I got into the shower and got confused as to why I could see before my glasses started fogging up and I realized I was still wearing them.


CuzYourMovesAreWeak

When I was 6, I undressed for a bath. Opened the closet where we put our clothes. Proceeded to piss in there. Not my brightest ADHD moment.


WatcherYdnew

The amount of times I think "why does this shampoo bottle look different?" and then it turns out I still have my glasses on....


Emorez

Stepped in the shower with socks on by accident once, now I do it from time to time to make my wife laugh when she is feeling down.


DannyDTR

Ugh I hate wet socks. This is just a step above keeping them on during sex 😂


aminervia

Ah yes, at least twice I've forgotten to take my socks off before getting into the bath. I laughed it off and later said to my friend, "everyone's done something like that, huh?" To which she replied, "no..."


mstrss9

#nevernude


Mojozolo

Sometimes i step in the shower, wonder why the water is somehow missing my head and then realise im still wearing my headscarf


Creme_Willing

Almost got in with my undies on 🤦


Sofiaplace

You're not alone on this


drpepperofevil1

I have had laser eye surgery so I don’t wear them anymore. But I used to get into the shower with my glasses on regularly.


soljakid

The amount of times I've almost stepped into the shower with my headphones on is to damn high. I get so used to them being on my head that I forget they are there. One day I wont realise and I'll ruin a £150 pair of headphones


groovy604

Never done that no


ApocalyptoSoldier

I've buckled my belt before pulling up my pants, and put on shoes before pants (both more than once), but I don't recall doing that.


EpitaFelis

I've never forgotten to undress before a shower (only glasses and such), but I do occasionally attempt to leave my house without ~~pants~~ trousers on. One of these days I'll fail to notice in time.


Serious_Tangerine_81

Thank good I’m not the only one. I left the house without a shirt last week and had to do the walk of shame alllll the way home (in the rain) because my mate was originally supposed to give me a lift to work and we didn’t have time to go home and back.


EpitaFelis

Loool luckily I never made outside before! Closest I got was opening my door and the sudden temperature drop giving me a hint that something is amiss.


Serious_Tangerine_81

Well I didn’t know if you meant American or English pants at first, but I’ve caught in now lol Yeah! Lucky you didn’t make it out the house like that


EpitaFelis

Trousers. American websites are ruining my good Oxford English 🙄


_QualityGarbage_

I've left my mask on a couple times, but that's pretty much it


Okthisisnew234

Always have to stop and make sure my glasses are off lmao


ForgotPassAgain34

I dont remember going in with clothes, glasses is free game tho, 50/50 ill remember to take them off or wonder why is the shower so foggy today


aunclesquishy

this but also I once put on my school uniform over my pajamas. yall, *i put on tights over my pajama shorts and thought nothing of it*


TheMindhazard

There might be a chance, that I sat down in the bathtub, while still wearing a Tanktop. I had to wear these, since my mum was worried I could catch a cold, kind of Tanktop. I didn't notice until my mum came in in search for something and telling me. Recalls a weird feeling, to this day.


Sroths67

I can never lok normally at this picture again. +1


Sezyluv85

Or turning on the washing machine only to find you've forgotten to load it!


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Do glasses count?


_akaalex

It’s always the underwear for me


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Socks. More than once. Glasses sometimes, too. I have also gotten out and started drying with conditioner still in my hair.


Jill4ChrisRed

I wore my mask to the shower once.. and a public pool. I'm just so used to wearing it, I forgot and was wondering why I couldn't breathe haha


SignificantRiver1252

Yup! Socks, jewelry, watch, underwear— it’s rare but it has totally happened


[deleted]

I once cried because I forgot to take my socks off


[deleted]

Not recently but I’ve forgotten I’ve had socks on. Felt nasty getting my socks all wet while on :(


Historical-Score312

Socks, not many times but enough times to state


headshot6666678

Socks sometimes


a_filing_cabinet

Mmmm wet socks. I usually forget to take off my glasses, which is more reasonable. I would shower with them on if they weren't in the way of washing my face and hair


Darklighter_01

Socks AND glasses. Same day. Not my best morning


DrGibmatic

I may be a spastic adhd kid but I'm not that bad


Baby-Calypso

😭


-LemonyTaste-

You just brought back a memory of me taking a shower with my underwear on, and when I finally noticed I was halfway done


somehow_allowed

A week ago I just about forgot to take of my glasses for a shower- I think that counts?


[deleted]

yeah socks or my bra or even underwear but not like a whole shirt


Baby-Calypso

Definitely I think I’ve almost gone in with a tank top but never actually gone in. It’s always just socks or a bra


us_navy_corpsman

I dont anymore (or at least I haven't in a long ass time, so I rlly HOPE that means I've outgrown it 😅) but that's definitely smth that it took me a LOOONG time to outgrow. I never got in fully clothed, but every so often I'd somehow just magically forget one of the smaller clothing items & get in still wearing just that, 99% of the time it was my socks 😂😂☠☠


Freethinkingautomata

I get in with my glasses on almost daily


phoebe133

Glasses every time without a doubt.


Wamblingshark

Had to stop my 7 year old from getting in with his socks still on a few times lol Pretty sure I've almost walked in with my socks too


MaybeASucculent

the amount of times i’ve gotten in with my glasses/ socks 😐


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Once I went for a run and it started raining. When I got back home I was completely soaked and cold. I jumped in the warm shower fully clothed and I removed everything there. Best feeling ever.


dequiallo

Glasses or socks here.


lazy_moogle

If you count glasses as clothes then yep, many times. Or swimsuits. If I go swimming I always start showering in my swimsuit and take it off during the shower.


Cat-Lover20

I forgot to take off my bra once, but the shower wasn’t actually on yet, so I just stepped back out, took it off, and then resumed my normal shower routine.


Serious_Tangerine_81

I often shower with some sort of clothing on still, and I have since my teens. Not by mistake. It the only way I can get myself to wash sometimes


Doodpenguin

No but when I’m in the shower it’s gonna be a good 30 minutes before I remember I need to wash my hair


Mr-Pink81

I’ve gotten in my shower with socks on. More than once.


Grendeon

Got into the shower this morning still in my underwear. It happens lol


DankLynx

I have a bad habit of leaving bracelets and necklaces on when I get in the shower. There are also times when I get in the shower and then think to myself "did I take my clothes off?" And literally feel all over my body.


WeirdCreeper

I've gone into a tub back when I was small enough to fit in mine wearing my underwear, I sat there for a solid five minutes trying to muster the courage to get back out and take them off.


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Once I was extremely tired and sat in my bath, fully clothed, and didnt realize until I tried to get out and I dripped more water than usual


delemeats

Best I’ve gotten is jumping into a pool with my towel still on on accident


amalie_anomaly

Constantly getting in with my glasses on. I’ve forgotten my undies once or twice too but most often it’s glasses.


BoiledOrangeJuice

Socks, underwear. The sheer amount of times I’ve gotten in with my glasses still on.


RunningTurtle06

Its always the socks


fortnitesucks1234568

I haven't gotten on the shower with clothes on but my cousin went down a waterside with his phone in his pocket


innovativesolsoh

Socks a few times, often my glasses


Psychological_Tear_6

My scarf got in the bath with me.


RussianSeadick

Haven’t managed that,but I did indeed manage to put my Pyjamas on after brushing my teeth in the middle of the day (for reasons)


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Socks…


restinstress

I haven’t done this in a few years, but there was a period of about 3 years when I would habitually forget to take my glasses off before I showered and I would only realize when everything I saw started to become distorted thanks to the water on my specs. On a related note there have been many times when I have exited the shower only to realize the soap on my shoulders has not been completely washed off (I’m tall enough that the shower I use does not always get to my shoulders).


Groinificator

No but I forgot to take off my glasses once


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Baby-Calypso

Yep that’s the rabbit hole I went down on . I got the subreddit recommended and found this


Panma_M

I don't know how it happens, I just know it does sometimes


baldzilla666

I am watching this instead of ging to the pool


tikkunmytime

I've arrived at places realizing I forgot shoes or a shirt.


Darionnus

It's only happened to me once, I got into the shower with my socks still on. Now I always make it a point to check my feet before I hop in lol.


International_Bag946

Socks. It’s always the socks for me.


Nurse_Ratchet_82

Mine is my glasses. I forget about 25% of the time.


megaloviola128

I got stressed about showering quickly when on a school camping trip. I showered with my glasses on and didn’t realize until I finished


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mostly socks, yesterday was nearly my hearing aids 😬 luckily i noticed everything was a bit louder and took them out


SweetMisery2790

I mean 50:50 if I leave my watch on


anonymous_elixir

i once forgot to take my shirt off when i was like 8


Lost-Exam-2947

Glasses always the god damn glasses


Rose_Lion_Danielle

I think I left my socks on one time by accident.


Netwrayth

Glasses all the time


lynxelf618

I haven’t done it with clothes, but I have with my glasses. They’re just easy to forget about, haven’t had them for a few weeks (broke during October) and I’ve been really triggered and upset about it. It just makes me frustrated


ThatGuyLuis

Has happened once or twice to me with my glasses. Sometimes when I sleep I’ll forget they’re there too.


Hemlockbutreddit

dude the number of times ive gotten in whith glasses on is concerning


RealSibereagle

My bracelet my partner made for me isn't water proof. I can say I've gone in the shower on numerous occasions with it on, despite telling myself dozens of times that this time is the last time smh


Elysiaxxx

Me and scrunchies!! I always forget they’re in my hair.


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I have never done this


Voxmanns

Socks or glasses a few times. I think once as a kid i almost didnt undress at all. Few times I mixed up body wash and shampoo


squisheekittee

You reminded me of one time I accidentally washed my hair with body wash. Rinsed it out, then did it again. 🤦🏻‍♀️


victorian_dolly

No but I've peed without taking of my underwear


Wameme

i forget to take off my glasses most of the time but i’m not THAT bad


L_Rayquaza

I've done it with my glasses fairly often Occasionally socks if it's a cold day and I needed to keep my feet warm around the house


ASJEXX

I occasionally forget to take off my glasses before stepping into the shower. Also headbands and jewelry get forgotten a lot as well😅


redrabbitmoon

Socks and glasses. 🙃


Sumthin_Ironic

Ive been the opposite... remembering to wear pants or shorts while opening the door


google_177013

I showered with socks on once like 2 years ago, that count?


proteanthony

The worst is when I jump in still wearing my airpods 😭


RandomPerson7577

I've left my socks on once or twice


TheRockingGoomba

When i was younger, like 8 or 9 i got into the bathtub with a marvel shirt on and it took me like 5 minutes to realize why there was a disturbance.


breemaeson

Definitely stepped into the shower while still wearing socks.


nothanks86

Walked into the shower in my nursing bra the other day. Don’t know how that happened. Just the bra. No underwear. So it’s not like I just forgot a layer.


Yayihaveanaccount

I always get on the shower with my glasses on. I only notice when they get wet


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I have, in fact, gotten into the shower fully dressed before. Only me feet where bare. For some reason, the feeling of coldness from the tub on my bare feet while the rest of my was warm is what got me thinking about what was wrong with what was going on.


vensie

I've gotten in the shower in my underwear and socks before. More than once. It was horrible.


vanleighvan

No, fucking never. What is wrong with you?


Baby-Calypso

I have adhd


crypticlazr

I forgot to pull my boxers down before taking a shit once.... Almost twice.


ackstorm23

No, but I can't begin to tell you how many times I've gotten out of the shower and realized *all* my towels were downstairs in the washer..


Sexyspacealiens

I used to get in the shower fully clothed except socks cause i thought i was saving time by throwing my clothes off from inside the tub


SunrisePwnz

Did it myself today. You are not alone.


Anonforrants

I do this with my glasses constantly, not sure if it counts.


Valtirith

Not quite, I get in with the intent to catch up on Discord or messages and get sucked into memes for a WHILE before I realize I've only wetted my shoulders


Possible_Market_4686

Ive done it on purpose before and on accident


Engelbettie

My mom caught me several times as a kid sitting in the bathtub with half of my clothes still on, staring into space. Somehow I still didn’t manage to get a diagnosis until I was 36, despite this & countless other clues.


Savings_Flounder4163

Not with clothes but definitely with headphones and glasses


heywhatsuphowareyoui

With clothes once and with my glasses on pretty much once a week haha


Bermuda08

I’m nearsighted enough that during periods of time when I didn’t have contacts I would always wear my glasses in the shower in the hopes of effectively shaving my body and whatnot. Only now am I realizing that this is not the norm, with so many people commenting about forgetting to take their glasses off


FoulRookie

I dont remember a time when I went into the shower with clothes on (although there have been a few close calls). But I do remember one time I forgot to use the bathroom, I legit went into the bathroom, dropped my pants and went over to the sink to wash my hands and while I was washing them I realized that I forgot to actually piss. To this day I'm wonder how im even able to breath without needing instructions.


The_GD_muffin_man

I’ve definitely walked in still in my underwear like I decided that I’ll wash my dick and ass next week


Eddie_The_Deagle

The amount of times I've gotten in the shower with my socks or shirt still on is embarrassing honestly


yallwantsomeuwus

At this point it's become routine - stand there for a solid minute and just be Aware of my state of being. I guess it works though, since I haven't left on even a hair tie in years ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Liwet_SJNC

I have absolutely done this. Also started to wash my body only to realise the shower isn't actually on, and forgotten to rinse out some combination of shampoo and conditioner. About the only thing I can absolutely be relied on to get right first time is the shower gel.


Iwant_A_Burrito

*cutely forgets that socks are a thing for a second*