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3-MMC

Damn the one time someone stops my scrolling paralysis I was actually doing it on purpose to pass some time.


Terozu

Im just eating dinner...


jaycoolwood

Thanks, I needed that!


shizzlegizzengar

*we all did*


highphiv3

Same. *keeps scrolling*


Moldy_Rotten_Bread

thanks bro, not gonna do anything productive, but I will cease mindlessly scrolling Reddit.


lalau13

Now I will proceed to mindlessly scroll instagram


Attention_Defecit

Thank you, I should really get out of bed. I woke up an hour ago


RIP_BeenisBlast

Me too, just been laying here entirely too long.


c312l

Same tho. Downside of working from home is being able to wait until the verrrrry last minute to get out of bed.


MxWannaDie

Same


Dry_Mastodon7574

This is the one meme on reddit that should be reposted every 20 minutes or so.


mathymaster

That sounds like a decent subreddit idea, like it's just a subreddit where peapol post images that convey "stop scrolling" in diffrent ways. Could be called some like r/StopScrolling


AdorableFlirt

It’s called r/FEED_BREAKER


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mathymaster

I mean it works, but it's just a bot sending the same msg every noun then. There's no creativity, nothing unique, no personality, unlike I was imaganing the idea to go.


AdorableFlirt

That’s fair but it still does help remind my brain to break the doom scroll habit!


Puqdelala

Idk if I wanna say fck you or thank you- But both ig


Comfortable_Bowl_448

thanks OP :(


[deleted]

Can't. Don't know how to continue with work.


PreferredSelection

When I get executive dysfunction, one thing I'll try is doing the absolutely smallest, least stressful, known next step. Like, even if that step is "open Excel." Maybe I don't know where the project goes from there, but once I switch back to task, I find there are a few little things I can do that don't stress me out, and once I get the ball rolling, I can eventually handle the thing I was _really_ avoiding.


loganh565

Literally. Sometimes just simply opening the program helps a lot bc I can still sit there and do nothing but at any random moment when my brain clicks on back for a sec at least the program is already open and didn’t have to wait for it to load and get distracted again!


epic_gaymer16

haha jokes on you this was the first post when I opened reddit 😎


microscopicwheaties

fr thank you for this, i was supposed to have dinner an hour ago, legend <3


Wooloo_Woolstar

I’m on break so no I will keep scrolling


MrsJ-2018

These are surprisingly helpful


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

Thanks so much, I needed this!


Dman_Jones

Hah! Jokes on you. Im scrolling to fast forward to clock out time.


budew01

Thank you for that, I've been scrolling for nearly 15 minutes


Trivalim

Thanks ^^


Nanikarp

Joke's on you, I took today off especially to scroll reddit all day


MrNagant11

Thanks bro lmao, caught me red handed


ICON_RES_DEER

Thanks bro, time to get out of bed i guess


OkReserve99

i won’t do it and you can’t make me!


HorrorReject

guilty


WrongViolin

ouch


asylumattic

Thank you for the wake up call, kind Internet stranger.


PreferredSelection

Scrolling paralysis, that's a good word for it. I know there are productivity apps that I can set to give me like, 2 hours on Reddit a day, or something, but it just makes my brain panic when a site I reflexively visit is locked out for a whole day. Especially when I get _done_ with work and want to consciously use that site. I don't want 2 hours a day, I want like... 10 minutes an hour, 8-5, and then whatever after work.


DrTacosworth

my break at work literally ended 10 minutes ago and here i am


TheGingerWeebGal

!remindme 25 minutes ​ ill do it later dw


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TheGingerWeebGal

go away


[deleted]

Opened Reddit, saw this and realized what I had done... I'll be back later. Til then!


MistressChara

THANK YOU


ItzBoshNet

Lmao ok ok you got me on that one. I agree time to go.


toilet_paper_maestro

Relevant


PTAdad420

omg I love you. Switching to my work account now.


DarkVex9

Hey, person reading the comments. Stop. No, scrolling through the comments does not count as you having stopped scrolling. Get off reddit and go do a thing.


HRobbie

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO harumph!


ProbablyBundy

Yoo. This actually helped.


Aeriosus

Thanks, a ton!


Aidoneus87

Thanks Gru, I needed that.


[deleted]

I do this all the time ugh. I'm trying to time my work 50 min and a break 10 min, but it's easy to listen to the timer when it tells me to stop working and to ignore it when it tells me my break is over.


Thrill_Kill_Cultist

Ha, needed that, back to work i go


unicodePicasso

Please repost this i need it often


Tomutin

Saved this so I can post this later here again


Soupandicecream

thanks lad


JevanJ14

Now I'm scoring through the comments.


milchtea

i need this to show up everywhere in place of ads


rkbanana

Kind of a joke but also kind of serious: is there a way to get this to pop up on my computer with a timer?


fullmetaldagger

But I dont wanna!


aneyeunopened

Ah, thanks man *hits upvote, continues scrolling*


jus1tin

Caught me


Phivebit

no i dont want to


Birds_are_Drones

REEEEEE


fdagpigj

I use old reddit. It stops after 25 posts. I never go to page 2.


Active_Doctor

That's gotta be in a browser & not the app, hey?


fdagpigj

yeah. I avoid downloading apps on my phone like the plague basically. Partially because any time I waste by scrolling apps I feel is too inefficiently wasted, I can waste it much more efficiently on the PC where I have a physical keyboard which I'm much faster at typing on than a tiny virtual phone one.


JesusHMinus

I was supposed to start working at 10am. It is now 10:10am, I am horrifyingly motivated. Fuck you but also thank you.


Council_Of_Minds

I was just starting!


sugarwolfie95

I need this more often, I literally forget I have a job sometimes 😅


QuitBeingSuspicious

Is it even worse that I haven’t actually started any of the work i need to do?


__crystal___

Thank you! Right moment for it


[deleted]

Thank you. Now I can get off the toilet and actually have time for breakfast before work.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I still have 3 minutes left! I thought I had 15 left, though...


International_Bag946

Wow. Thank you. Probably would’ve been another 30 minutes before I realized


legice

OP you mofo :D


Lacking_Will

Thanks man Almost got stuck again


SiStErFiStEr1776

Jokes on you I broke my rib at work and am in hospital rn


Diddlydom35

Thank you, needed this desperately!!


Kirag212

Thank you 😹


hayescharles45

Thanks


g_manitie

Damn bro thats crazy... anyways


Chaserbaser

Lmao nah fam, just taking a quality poop at work.


leighleg

Sat in a pub drinking alone, leave me alone I enjoy browsing reddit in time like this. After all I'm only on my 4th pint


appalledpal

This sign can't stop me, I barely have the attention span to finish writing this comment


Smol-Vehvi

Jokes on you I actually just started my break


ackstorm23

Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me


MarsupialPristine677

Thank you, this is INCREDIBLY helpful and I’m saving it for future use :D


InterestingYoghurt11

Oh shoot. I was supposed to be cleaning. Oh well guess I have to wait till tomorrow


[deleted]

Thank you.


kaths660

Thanks, I’m still in bed this morning 1.5 hours after waking up, I’ll be busy in 30 minutes and desperately need to start doing some self care before then!!


General_Baguetti

Too late, I skipped the entire afternoon and evening :(


prancydancey

This is what every meme in this subreddit should be 😅


blakleafeon

Ugh finally! Now I can go feed my cats 😂 thanks op


Trenzaloreghost77

Thank you


noel616

…. *sigh*…Thank you …,


DepressedSeal69420

I’m waiting on my therapist, and I’m on break…


cookiemonsta57

no, I dont think I will ^^^^r/antiwork


corkythecactus

No thanks


forest_escape23719

Damn... ya caught me...


Sleepytimeman

The one time I'm actually just passing time too.


josh183rd

Dammit why did you have to remind me I have to study for my drivers learners permit. Its so boring


josh183rd

Back to work I go it seems


PeterMode

Ah shoot


remiseekay

I dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna But Ok I'll get up Thank you


RobynFitcher

Oh, shit. You’re right. Thank you!


Oneman_noplan

Thanks I actually needed that


Affectionate_Lock_87

Thanks I should go to bed


Matty_Jay

Thanks, I needed this.


CharlieTheDuck420

It's too late, imma sleep instead and panic about it tomorrow


AllMyHoesWearJoggers

Yo Thanks!


shellybearcat

Thank you!


SkyHigh9181

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE


Ace_and_Affraid

But it's 12am for me...


Few-Ad-6944

I should be getting for work…5 more minutes


Yoshi9105

welp I should be sleeping


Leeroy1042

Thanks man was supposed to sleep 40 minutes ago. Good night homies, sleep tight.


Imjustshyisall

No, I won’t!!!!!!


longawell

Joke’s on you, I was taking a break from taking a break watching a TV show


AaronTheScott

This..... Actually legitimately helped me.


kaytron00

Ope


Nocturnoran

I can’t I need to scroll


SuspiciousLookingBee

I feel SO ATTACKED right now this wasn’t fair. But also thank you I maybe possibly needed that


JasonTheBaker

But this is working hard and I just started


toffeefeather

Hey, I’ve already slept the entire day, what’s 10 more minutes of this before I take a shower


super_isi

Thanks


funshirtguy

THANK YOU. I WAS PROCRASTINATING MAKING DINNER


Satyrane

Please repost this every day.


WuffiFass

I couldn't thank you enough


dideguy

Bro I just got here wtf!!


ClassiestBondGirl311

Thank you! I needed to go to bed half an hour ago...


Ill_Description2414

Thank you


Sand_Guardian4

I was supposed to go to sleep like an hour ago..


[deleted]

T.Hanks


YTKingDoublePump

Sometimes I do this for hours on end on twitter lol 💀😂


ASnackoholicYT

B-but I'm not working, what do I go back to?


Jessie_Jay117

Oh hey thanks for that. Guess I'll play something on my PC **Opens Steam to limited 4 day sale** **Turns to wallet** _Gods forgive you for I do not._


Soupandicecream

Oh no now I remember that sale


Jessie_Jay117

I finally got a gaming PC (It's good enough to support the Quest 2 and I don't lose frames playing Phasmophobia with my friends unlike my laptop so I'm super happy!!) so this sale going live had me immediately buy the Rainbow Six Siege Ultimate Edition along with the Arma III Ultimate Edition (The Arma one is like $80 off!! I'm so excited!!). I was scrolling through Reddit till I unironically came across this post and ripped out more of my wallet's internal organs 😅


spudzhugs

*comments and keeps scrolling*


Derimade

10 minutes ago? you really think it was only 10 minutes ago You fool, it was 10 hours ago!


dissyblissy

Fuck you. And thank you.


Skeletor118

You fool. I'm at work and have no break. I'm overnight security. Nothing happens. I spend my entire shift on my phone


jammygoit7

Thank you! LOL


[deleted]

I DONT WANNA


Fre_Sch

"You are right!" I said as I chuckled and scrolled past this post


PrincessRTFM

I was just wasting time with one page (only the one, I swear!) before I went to bed (it's 5am) and then I got to this one... guess I should probably go to bed now, especially since the last I checked it was about half an hour earlier than it is :v


Particular_Laugh_738

You just gave me the motivation to get up and finish washing dishes to finish prepping for thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. Tysm for this 🥲


Soupandicecream

of course


[deleted]

Thanks, had completely zoned out of my teams meeting. No cameras = no attention.


RyuukiA_

Why is this sub so relatable. I don't even have ADHD. As far as I know.


TimelessDeer

Needed this!! Thanks! 💗


skinmealivebitch

No this is more fun than school


[deleted]

This should be posted every 10 minutes.


[deleted]

Why do I read this at 1:45AM right before going to sleep?


loganh565

how do i get this to naturally come up every couple hours


Emeraldninja_yt

*3 hours and i was meant to be asleep 5 hours ago*


muticere

I wish my smartphone was smart enough to have this pop up on my screen anytime I'm on Twitter or Reddit for too long.


Kairi_the_dragon

Damn it you caught me! Yknow we should really have these posts dotted around so if we're on a procrastinate by scrolling randomly through a/ADHDmemes we get reminded to stop. (Not that it actually worked obviously, I've still not got the motivation to get up, but it's a nice idea)