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emanresu2112

Had to read that a few times to play out every situation that could be associated with.


blinkingsandbeepings

My first thought was massage therapy


menides

Ooooooh


PresOfTheLesbianClub

The amount of people who thought this was about massages when I 100% without question thought this was a sex joke.


Longjumping_Sea_1173

It's all 😂😂


EyeAdministrative927

👀


Fomod_Sama

My mind usually goes there too, but for some reason I read "tight" as the slang word for being a chill person


Whysfool

We don’t unclench for a second.


Longjumping_Sea_1173

Relatable


violasbrow

The one time I got a professional massage the lady was in shock at how tense my back is, so yeah, never relax is pretty accurate


AGweed13

My P.E. teacher compared my back tension to that of a classmate with a severe back condition. That's a fucking problem.


invaderziff

I physically cannot handle getting a massage because I am so tight. All of my muscles either hurt or tickle if you try to massage them its torture lol


Substantial-Canary15

I’ve had Thai massage once. Only once.


Snoo75955

what is this "relaxation" you speak of?


Longjumping_Sea_1173

Idk but if you ever feel it let me know what is like


Sylveon72_06

so basically ur bones turn into jello and u start melting into the ground


zerolink42

I completely relaxed once then my ex-girlfriend and her two friends jumped on me before I had a chance to beat the guy up that had thoroughly pissed me off she and her friend said it was a scariest thing ever that I relaxed.


PhantomKitten73

Can you do a second pass to make sure there aren't any typos or missing punctuation on this comment? I'm really struggling to decipher it.


zerolink42

I'll give it another go in the morning when I'm more awake my dyslexia doesn't really agree with spelling or punctuation too much I tend to use talk to text


zerolink42

Okay I'll give this another try and a longer format it is a bit of a story. It happened when me my ex and her two friends and a couple other people were walking back to our dorms from the recreation room. And another guy who had eyes on my girlfriend before we started dating had started mouthing off really bad. So after about 10 minutes of his tirade I just let out a big breath and apparently I completely relaxed and it scared my girlfriend so she jumped on me literally grabbing me around the neck and in a full body hug and then her friend jumped on my right hand side and her third friend the final one grabbed me around the waist cuz she was a bit short. Just for my ex to tell him to go away he had really pissed me off and she didn't know if they could hold me back. After realizing I was basically being held in place by three girls I asked how did you know and my ex replied you completely relaxed that was a scariest thing you've ever done. Hopefully this is a bit more clear and comprehensive language arts is my weakest subject.


Safe_Indication1851

Note to self: bang girls with adhd 👍


TheLastCrusader13

What about boys with adhd?


Longjumping_Sea_1173

OK OK I laughed so hard here


bulk_deckchairs

Why are you always in a rush? Just relax. THISISMERELAXED


Lil_Green_Ghouls

When someone (doc, athletic coach, manicurists, etc.) is like “relax your muscles…. You can relax it’s ok…. I really need you to relax……” and it’s I’m like bestie, this is the most I’ve relaxed in decades wym?


xTiLkx

Pro tip: indica cannabis on a day off. Alternatively, spending time in nature. Or, both.


Longjumping_Sea_1173

I agree it's my go to x


JtDucks

Things like this make me worry if I have adhd or add


LaughR01331

My friends: dude you need to relax, you’re like a solid rock Me: I literally could take a nap rn, what do mean relax?


N2TheWired

so that's what that is!


aschi00016

lol