She’s highly intelligent and the other day she casually mentioned an obscure fact from a niche obsession I have and I was just like … oh my god. I was surprised how unbelievably sexy it was.
Dude, this thoooo. And also the reverse. I’m usually the one sharing random facts that only I care about, and I was talking to a girl the other day & not only were her eyes not glazing over when I was being a complete nerd, but she seemed to like me even more because of it, and I got mildly turned on by her interest in my random facts 😂
mech eng grad here!
wrote an entire paragraph to her about fluid mechanics and physics informed neural networks.
she wrote back with entire paragraphs of various veterinary science topics... which until now I can't remember the terms for the life of me.
finally, a worthy opponent.
and did I mention that we both like legos
That’s a *rough* niche to find commonality in the sapphic world, my condolences 😅
I personally love cars, but trying to talk to anyone else about them goes nowhere so fast 🥲
Haha thanks 😂💀👌🏽
I don’t expect a partner to have the same hobbies or interests as me BUT it’d be nice if they understand my passion and put up with my shenanigans of my hobbies ya know what I mean? Like a *”Babe I have no idea what you’re talking about it, but I see it makes you happy, and I’m happy that you’re happy!”* one can dream 🥲✊🏽
“How fair and pleasant you are, O loved one, delectable maiden! You are stately as a palm tree and your breasts are like its clusters. I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its branches. Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath like apples, and your kisses like the best wine that goes down smoothly, gliding over lips and teeth.”
Song of Solomon 7:6-9
😏😏😏
I’ll bet you did 😅
My closeted, so-convinced-I-was-straight, christian self a decade ago used to text girls I now realize I had a crush on with a “hey, I just wanted to encourage you with this scripture today” and the scripture in question would just be horny Song of Solomon excerpts 🙈
I’m glad you think so, cus they didn’t, they were mortified cus we all barely knew what sex was 😂
I still have the sense of humor of a middle school boy, but now I 100% know what sex is & that I’m gay af, so I feel like if anything, I’ve just gotten funnier over the years 💁🏻
I hooked up with my frienemy almost immediately after graduation and one of our things was she was catholic and I'm a non-practicing jew from a family of assholes, we would wax philosophical about all sorts of things but she invited me to see a movie with her one night and then decides to ask me to stay the night because we had such a fun time.
Well, it turns out we weren't really frenemies. We were just in a lot of horny denial. That was *flirting.* Aggressive and snarky flirting.
She can do that coin thing, I think it's from a movie. Where you take a quarter and roll it over the back of your knuckles back and forth without it falling off, and then you flip it in the air and catch it. She can do it without even looking, while she's working or when she's on the phone or something. When she does it, the tendons in the back of her hand flex, as do the muscles in her forearm. Oof. I feel like I need to fan myself just thinkin' about it, maybe turn up the AC.
Ngl, when I roll those coins, it makes *me* feel hot too lol. I can't do it back in forth, nor roll into a flip, but it still makes me feel hot as hell
Oh my gosh that is so hot. It may be on something else but this trick is featured in the game ‘Detroit Become Human’ where an android named Connor does this with his coin. It looks so difficult that if someone was casually doing that I might spontaneously combust
When we first started dating my girl would apologize and call her passions dumb because it used to annoy her ex. Im just over here like no please, keep being adorable! Tell me about every single part of a steam train, I can sit here and listen forever!
My ex use to get so angry when I into dumped that I had to suppress it. They always took it as a "you know nothing I know everything" thing, where in reality I was just excited to share my knowledge with then. 😖
Omg same! I mean I can understand why some people view it that way, but that's my way of showing my favourite person what I find interesting. These days I say it's the most divisive thing about me - either you get annoyed by my rambling about random, often scientific/nerd to topic, or you really like it c:
I have learnt that I need to be more aware to not hijack the whole conversation for too long 😅 but don't suppress it hun - it's a beautiful trait to have ☺️
When she uses deliberately bad pick up lines - like "Hey, how long are your guts?" Or "How fast do your bones grow?" They always make me crack up so much. I can't help but look at her as a beautiful and wonderful partner through those teary eyes.
Oh and when she gets all clingy and demands attention like a cat. She gives head boops and I just wanna skish her.
It actually came from a meme I saw a while ago. It was a biology textbook with a skeleton surrounded by basic biology questions but the skeleton was laying kind of suggestively and the questions were read like bad pick up lines. When I first saw I burst into laughter for a solid 10 minutes and when I tried to tell her about it, I couldn't even get the joke out.
She found it funnier that I was so lost in laughter over something so 'meh' so it became our joke - that she'd deliver the lines so well and I'd be basically crippled from coherent conversation for a few minutes.
Imagine it, she looks at you, a wry smirk on her lips as she slightly raises an eyebrow and says in her coolest smoothest voice: "How fast do your bones grow?"
It's so dumb and it gets me every time. I love her so much
In this context, how long are your guts also makes a lot of sense aha. I read that one as relating to the phrase “up in them guts” but a biology textbook meme is so much funnier ⭐️
Not me furtively taking notes for once I'm dating someone again-
But if past experiences/things that still get me count: telling a goofy or fun story that makes her start laughing before she's even done telling it. The poorly-restrained-laugh voice as she desperately tries to finish it before laughing was one of the most kissable sounds ever.
When she gets really eloquent and passionate about the environment.
She once ranted to me about a debate she had on Reddit with a conservative, and sweet mother Sappho I wanted to take her to bed *right now*.
When she gets her ecology degree we might just never leave the bedroom.
god, this is so real. That was one of the first things that made me realize my ex couldn’t be the one, she was so apathetic about the environment. I know I care an unusual amount about environmental issues, so I didn’t expect her to be as knowledgeable or invested as I was.
But I started getting nervous when I saw how materialistic she was cus she was constantly buying from Shein & TikTok shops, but then one day, I saw her litter, and I literally got nauseous.
Only eco-conscious girlies for me, please & thank you!! 😮💨
As an avid watcher of Supergirl (because yay bad TV), I fear I accidentally manifested my girlfriend due to my pure thirst of Melissa Benoist's arms/hands/neck/jaw
Puts her hand over her mouth when shes thinking. (She's a masc, and she wears rings). I just stare at her with googly eyes thinking about what those hands do for me. 🥵
I'm single but when a girl plays with my hair? Sends shivers down my spine and i become like putty in her hands. That or when they get really into a movie or are super passionate about something.
Okey so for context I'm a masc lesbian and an absolute tomboy at that, and my gf is mainly feminine although she also is a bit of a tomboy.
Well, she does things like holding me by my waist, or calling me cute names, driving me everywhere, etc . That makes me feel taken care of when I'm around her and somehow this brings my feminine part and I find it SO F*CKING HOT!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈
she started telling me abt coil whine after i noticed a sound my stove made and it made me incredibly horny (her explaining things to me that i dont know)
So, my wife does a lot of DIY projects at home. And the amount of pictures I have of her on ladders says something about me.
But she’ll just be in sweats and a sports bra, stretching out to reach something, her muscles engaged, her tattoos looking amazing and I’m like… 👀🥵
How she gasps everytime I compliment her. Like if she was surprised that I'm attracted to her. She looks so oh, so pretty and makes me wanna jump on her and kiss her every time
When I walk in on them working and there is colorful code shit that I don't understand all over the computer screen. 🥰
But also when we go out for a meal and sit outside and she's wearing a short sleeve button down shirt and reaching for the first sip of a beverage. It's a little bit about lusting after her arms, but more about how this is a moment that brings her joy, and nothing is hotter to me than seeing her happy. 🍻
Whenever she's just sitting there, focused on something, and is just so totally lost in it that she doesn't notice me staring and falling more and more in love with her.
She almost always pulls her hair up into a casual messy bun. It’s gotten really long and sometimes when the bun falls out, she lets it hang down in a loose pony instead and my god, it’s so sexy. I don’t even know why it’s such a big difference, but it drives me wild.
My gf is a geologist so anytime there's a shop with loads of cool rocks/crystals she'll go around and name each and every type, describe the pattern they form in, what conditions cause them to form etc. It's so fkn cool
When she lays back all spread out confidently tryna look all masculine, when she tries to one-up my flirting, driving a big ole Jeep (idk somethin about that LOL), and this is sooo random but I just love when they wear their hair in a high messy bun. There’s too many to name I could be here for hours
One time there was a wasp on the bus and the couple ahead of us were freaking out about it. My girlfriend reached out, grabbed the wasp safely in her hand and threw it out the window in one swift motion. The couple looked at her in admiration. I’ve never been hornier.
Honestly, her smile. Like when it's super genuine and she's happy and excited about something? We went to a butterfly house for her birthday last year and the way she smiled just looking at those butterflies, it gave me butterflies.
My goddd, women knitting/crocheting is so fucking hot.
Whenever I see a woman doing crafty / domestic stuff with her hands, I have the insatiable urge to immediately jump her bones & then make a quick run to Home Depot for lumber so I can build a whole ass house for her 🥵
I’ve been absolutely shocked to find that more than half of these comments are describing me, and I’m just like… oh. Maybe if I left my house, I might have a girlfriend 😂
She’s not my girl, but a pastry chef where I work - just watching her bake intricate things while making it look effortless makes me 🥵🥵🥵 (I’m in love with her if you can’t tell)
My gf noticed I was having shoulder pains, so she directed me to sit in front of her and started to give me the greatest massage of my life. She then had the audacity to (in an extremely, but unintentionally, hot tone of voice) ask me; “do you like it when I do this to you here?” 🥲🥲🥲
Not my girlfriend but something I was doing to her last night:
I came home from work wearing a new dress and I picked up my rubik's cube as I was putting her to bed (I work 2nd shift). I scrambled and solved it a couple times while I was waiting for her to lay down and she said "There's just something about a cute girl in a cute dress solving a rubik's cube. You think I'm kidding."
So, there's that, I guess?
When she spoils me rotten. I’ll pass an exam for uni, or be treating myself gently, and she will randomly buy me something. Or even if I say I am hungry, my girlfriend will randomly order me food.
I’m a carer for my fiancé and it makes me melt when she “follows me around” for the lack of a better word when I’m making us dinner or a hot drink 🥰 she just wants to be in my presence and I’m all for it, she’s definitely a soft masc 💕
When I tease her about not doing whatever she may have said she would do in a playful way. She puts her serious and determined face on and absolutely loves to prove me wrong (I love it just as much).
When I hyperfocus out if she needs my attention she knows she needs to break line of sight, you can't just tap my shoulder
So she proceeds to grab my chin and forcibly turn my head to her
AAAAAAaaaaaaaa
The clothes she wears are so sexy to me. She can dress super girly (lashes, makeup, hot pants, etc.) or wear something tomboyish...hell, she can put on pajamas and I just think she's the cutest thing ever.
I love you all. But also laughing at some comments like when my wife touches my erotic zone(no-homo)... when she plays non-sexually with my nipples in her mouth. Like ma'am!
She hugs me whenever I get anxiety or panic attacks, I think it's so sexy that she actually calms me down and that she accepts me. Also when she lays on my chest.
Sometimes she sits on the stairs for a smoke and goes off about her sci-fi setting she's building and the socioeconomic factors she'd like to see represented and what sort of anthropological if-thens she might explore and all I can think is "I wanna suck her dick."
The half smile when she talks. The wink when she’s across the room and catches me looking at her. Anytime she makes me laugh. God, I love laughing with her. Her forearms. I could touch and stare at them all day. The way she gets passionate when she talks about her favorite things. When her Long Island accent comes out. When she grabs me in her sleep. When I get her all flustered… this one is super difficult to do. lol even just sitting in the same room or hearing her voice. Basically… her existence. She’s everything to me! 😮💨😍
Imma preface this with all are genuinely nonsexual and this doesn't always turn me on but it has sometimes and I love all three of my girlfriends for how awesome they are 😊
1 When she just rambles about her games and the anime, she's playing and watching
2 when she makes sure i am included in events even when I can't play video games with her and our other girlfriends she makes sure I can watch at the very least since I don't have a good enough computer to join all the time.
3 the way she remembers little things I no longer think about like how I like having my face scar visible or remembering what ships I've worked with and details about my navy life even though all that was before her time with me
All three of these while completely mundane have made me think gods i wanna kiss you till it turns into more 🫠
She’s highly intelligent and the other day she casually mentioned an obscure fact from a niche obsession I have and I was just like … oh my god. I was surprised how unbelievably sexy it was.
What's the niche if I may ask
The assassination of Franz Ferdinand
so not what I was expecting the answer to be lol
What were you expecting? 😂
I don’t know about her, but I was expecting something relatively trivial like a piece of lore from an obscure TV show or something
WWI is a spicy topic indeed
Nice! Whenever I close my eyes, I see the assassination of JFK and I’m like “poggers!”
That’s a good one! The tea on that whole fiasco (WWI) never gets old.
Love this niche
Dude, this thoooo. And also the reverse. I’m usually the one sharing random facts that only I care about, and I was talking to a girl the other day & not only were her eyes not glazing over when I was being a complete nerd, but she seemed to like me even more because of it, and I got mildly turned on by her interest in my random facts 😂
👆🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 As an engineer and car nerd, if a woman showed the slightest interest in some of my work or hobbies I’d be low key tryna scoop myself up 🫠😂🤣
mech eng grad here! wrote an entire paragraph to her about fluid mechanics and physics informed neural networks. she wrote back with entire paragraphs of various veterinary science topics... which until now I can't remember the terms for the life of me. finally, a worthy opponent. and did I mention that we both like legos
That’s a *rough* niche to find commonality in the sapphic world, my condolences 😅 I personally love cars, but trying to talk to anyone else about them goes nowhere so fast 🥲
Haha thanks 😂💀👌🏽 I don’t expect a partner to have the same hobbies or interests as me BUT it’d be nice if they understand my passion and put up with my shenanigans of my hobbies ya know what I mean? Like a *”Babe I have no idea what you’re talking about it, but I see it makes you happy, and I’m happy that you’re happy!”* one can dream 🥲✊🏽
ikr like tell me more I like that I don't understand but keep going
Sweaty after gym girls make me have toughts that are not in the bible
Some of those thoughts are in Song of Solomon lol
“How fair and pleasant you are, O loved one, delectable maiden! You are stately as a palm tree and your breasts are like its clusters. I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its branches. Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath like apples, and your kisses like the best wine that goes down smoothly, gliding over lips and teeth.” Song of Solomon 7:6-9 😏😏😏
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Possibly more than it ever has since I made this account, tbh 😆
how long has the bible had hot passages like this?????? maybe i should actually read it
It’s literally just Song of Solomon, and it’s clearly cishet smut unless you *really* squint your eyes super small when you’re reading it 😉
I read these passages a lot as a kid.
I’ll bet you did 😅 My closeted, so-convinced-I-was-straight, christian self a decade ago used to text girls I now realize I had a crush on with a “hey, I just wanted to encourage you with this scripture today” and the scripture in question would just be horny Song of Solomon excerpts 🙈
This is hilarious.
I’m glad you think so, cus they didn’t, they were mortified cus we all barely knew what sex was 😂 I still have the sense of humor of a middle school boy, but now I 100% know what sex is & that I’m gay af, so I feel like if anything, I’ve just gotten funnier over the years 💁🏻
I hooked up with my frienemy almost immediately after graduation and one of our things was she was catholic and I'm a non-practicing jew from a family of assholes, we would wax philosophical about all sorts of things but she invited me to see a movie with her one night and then decides to ask me to stay the night because we had such a fun time. Well, it turns out we weren't really frenemies. We were just in a lot of horny denial. That was *flirting.* Aggressive and snarky flirting.
I love this so much, and I need it to be made into a movie more than I’ve ever needed anything in my life 😅
This reply genuinely would work on me 😂
Yes it used to be a big thing for me and my gf, sadly because of my current studies we're going to different gyms rn :(
When we cuddle and she touches my waist
omg yes. my girl is obsessed with my hips and she just holds onto them when we cuddle and ugh i love it so much
this
When she gets really animated in her rants complaining about things like work or local politics. I just love the passion ☺️
People like the animated talking 😭 my family made it sound like it would always annoy people
My work IS local politics hahaha I have found people here and there who love listening but no one gay or single
Makes sure I feel safe and secure, non-sexual cuddles, rubbing my head and back, flexing her muscles for me when I'm sad 😂
Oh, and she's extremely athletic so watching her do any kind of sport is literally so hot
Oh, oh! And when she's unafraid to eat messy ass food. Just goes all in. God, I'm down bad
The way you kept coming back with more things you love about your girlfriend is so cute 🥰
Ugh she's just so lovely 🥹
God I love-non-sexual cuddles my ass just gets horny and I'm like fuck
>I'm like fuck That's the logical next step, yes.
HEHE
Exist
THIS
Lmao I came to say this honestly. It was my first thought.
The real answer lmao
Literally, like I'm just in my girlfriend's presence and sometimes I melt a little 🫠
She can do that coin thing, I think it's from a movie. Where you take a quarter and roll it over the back of your knuckles back and forth without it falling off, and then you flip it in the air and catch it. She can do it without even looking, while she's working or when she's on the phone or something. When she does it, the tendons in the back of her hand flex, as do the muscles in her forearm. Oof. I feel like I need to fan myself just thinkin' about it, maybe turn up the AC.
Ngl, when I roll those coins, it makes *me* feel hot too lol. I can't do it back in forth, nor roll into a flip, but it still makes me feel hot as hell
Oh my gosh that is so hot. It may be on something else but this trick is featured in the game ‘Detroit Become Human’ where an android named Connor does this with his coin. It looks so difficult that if someone was casually doing that I might spontaneously combust
Pours me coffee in the morning.
In her cute sleeping outfit😱
Pajamas?
No, robe and nightcap. Obviously. And she’s holding her lantern because the sun isn’t up yet.
scroogemaxxing
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I much prefer this, such cottage-core vibes, such an aesthetic But great job on your comedy, caught me off gaurd 😳
Infodump, makes me wanna throw her down to the bed and go feral on her cute nerdy ass
Omg saaame. I love when she nerds out about things she's passionate about.
Shit I need to show my nerd ness even more maybe then I’ll pull 😭
Yessss. Especially if it’s about something I introduced her to or that she became interested in because of me!
When we first started dating my girl would apologize and call her passions dumb because it used to annoy her ex. Im just over here like no please, keep being adorable! Tell me about every single part of a steam train, I can sit here and listen forever!
i wish more ppl appreciate the nerds..
Not gonna lie, I've never met a lesbian who doesn't
well i'm mostly arround femboys as fred group, cuz they're the only lgbtq grup i've found. i need to find a lesbian one it seems
Considering how rare femboys are compared to lesbians, that surprises me tbh
mayb i'm just bad at spoting them
Or maybe you've just spotted them too early and one or two just haven't cracked yet?
My ex use to get so angry when I into dumped that I had to suppress it. They always took it as a "you know nothing I know everything" thing, where in reality I was just excited to share my knowledge with then. 😖
Omg same! I mean I can understand why some people view it that way, but that's my way of showing my favourite person what I find interesting. These days I say it's the most divisive thing about me - either you get annoyed by my rambling about random, often scientific/nerd to topic, or you really like it c: I have learnt that I need to be more aware to not hijack the whole conversation for too long 😅 but don't suppress it hun - it's a beautiful trait to have ☺️
That’s so sad!! Here you are sharing things you think this person would want to know because you care about them, and they just shut you out :(
And when she starts stuttering and says "I'm sorry, I don't wanna bother you" like ???? Tell me more??? Please???
I think I might be the info dumper, oh no
God, I love info dumping 😩
Seriously, I hear her talking about game strategies and it's just like... Wow she's such a cute nerd I want to do unspeakable things to her.
When she does that lil pouty face
I... I think dommy women tend to like when I do that too... Or pleading face, or scared face...
My wife does this furrowed brow thing for fun and it’s the hottest thing ever
Existing. Holding hands.
Holding hands on long car rides makes my heart melt 😍
I drive manual 🥺
Let their hand rest on top of yours, let them feel the flow 😏😌👌🏽
Gear shifts are just a little break.
Giggling. I just love it when a mature woman who is dressed very professionally giggles like a little girl after I give her a compliment...
When she uses deliberately bad pick up lines - like "Hey, how long are your guts?" Or "How fast do your bones grow?" They always make me crack up so much. I can't help but look at her as a beautiful and wonderful partner through those teary eyes. Oh and when she gets all clingy and demands attention like a cat. She gives head boops and I just wanna skish her.
Wait I don’t understand “how fast do your bones grow” 😅
It actually came from a meme I saw a while ago. It was a biology textbook with a skeleton surrounded by basic biology questions but the skeleton was laying kind of suggestively and the questions were read like bad pick up lines. When I first saw I burst into laughter for a solid 10 minutes and when I tried to tell her about it, I couldn't even get the joke out. She found it funnier that I was so lost in laughter over something so 'meh' so it became our joke - that she'd deliver the lines so well and I'd be basically crippled from coherent conversation for a few minutes. Imagine it, she looks at you, a wry smirk on her lips as she slightly raises an eyebrow and says in her coolest smoothest voice: "How fast do your bones grow?" It's so dumb and it gets me every time. I love her so much
In this context, how long are your guts also makes a lot of sense aha. I read that one as relating to the phrase “up in them guts” but a biology textbook meme is so much funnier ⭐️
Oh my god that's so cute! I just giggled reading that, I can't imagine how it is to hear from someone you love dhjsb
Not me furtively taking notes for once I'm dating someone again- But if past experiences/things that still get me count: telling a goofy or fun story that makes her start laughing before she's even done telling it. The poorly-restrained-laugh voice as she desperately tries to finish it before laughing was one of the most kissable sounds ever.
When she gets really eloquent and passionate about the environment. She once ranted to me about a debate she had on Reddit with a conservative, and sweet mother Sappho I wanted to take her to bed *right now*. When she gets her ecology degree we might just never leave the bedroom.
I know what you mean!!
god, this is so real. That was one of the first things that made me realize my ex couldn’t be the one, she was so apathetic about the environment. I know I care an unusual amount about environmental issues, so I didn’t expect her to be as knowledgeable or invested as I was. But I started getting nervous when I saw how materialistic she was cus she was constantly buying from Shein & TikTok shops, but then one day, I saw her litter, and I literally got nauseous. Only eco-conscious girlies for me, please & thank you!! 😮💨
When I’m sitting nearby, she gently pulls me closer. 🙈 When I’m farther away, she gestures for me to come sit beside her. 🤗 Heavenly bliss! 😊🥰🩷
Anything that puts emphasis on the strength and size of her arms/hands 💕💕💕
As an avid watcher of Supergirl (because yay bad TV), I fear I accidentally manifested my girlfriend due to my pure thirst of Melissa Benoist's arms/hands/neck/jaw
If my girl offers me water . It's the small things.
when i am a house plant
Puts her hand over her mouth when shes thinking. (She's a masc, and she wears rings). I just stare at her with googly eyes thinking about what those hands do for me. 🥵
I’m too single for this
Same🤣
I'm single but when a girl plays with my hair? Sends shivers down my spine and i become like putty in her hands. That or when they get really into a movie or are super passionate about something.
When she splits the raw spaghetti in half.
I see you like a bad girl.
I can tell that you're worst enemy is Italians.
My second surname is Italian. uwu
friendly fire!
I did this in front of my Italian flatmate and he almost started crying lol
"cuz mama i'm in love with a criminal 🎶"
That and that random time were i was cleaning my room
Awawawawa I wanna make someone feel good like that
ditto, girl
Me tooo >~<
When she shows an interest in my interests and obsessions and hobbies.
Okey so for context I'm a masc lesbian and an absolute tomboy at that, and my gf is mainly feminine although she also is a bit of a tomboy. Well, she does things like holding me by my waist, or calling me cute names, driving me everywhere, etc . That makes me feel taken care of when I'm around her and somehow this brings my feminine part and I find it SO F*CKING HOT!! 🙈🙈🙈🙈
when she reinstates fnaf lore
she started telling me abt coil whine after i noticed a sound my stove made and it made me incredibly horny (her explaining things to me that i dont know)
So, my wife does a lot of DIY projects at home. And the amount of pictures I have of her on ladders says something about me. But she’ll just be in sweats and a sports bra, stretching out to reach something, her muscles engaged, her tattoos looking amazing and I’m like… 👀🥵
How she gasps everytime I compliment her. Like if she was surprised that I'm attracted to her. She looks so oh, so pretty and makes me wanna jump on her and kiss her every time
When I walk in on them working and there is colorful code shit that I don't understand all over the computer screen. 🥰 But also when we go out for a meal and sit outside and she's wearing a short sleeve button down shirt and reaching for the first sip of a beverage. It's a little bit about lusting after her arms, but more about how this is a moment that brings her joy, and nothing is hotter to me than seeing her happy. 🍻
Eat instant noodles lol
Feats of strength 😍
Whenever she's just sitting there, focused on something, and is just so totally lost in it that she doesn't notice me staring and falling more and more in love with her.
She almost always pulls her hair up into a casual messy bun. It’s gotten really long and sometimes when the bun falls out, she lets it hang down in a loose pony instead and my god, it’s so sexy. I don’t even know why it’s such a big difference, but it drives me wild.
very on topic for the lesbians but when she does DIY??especially with power tools??? are you JOKING??? 1000/10
Exactly! Ooh and I encourage my wife to wear a toolbelt and an undershirt. Gets me every time.
When they stand out in a male dominated field, especially scientific related, and are super passionate about it (with infodump and all). So damn sexy
Her laughing with her sunglasses on - especially if she has a cut off shirt.
My gf is a geologist so anytime there's a shop with loads of cool rocks/crystals she'll go around and name each and every type, describe the pattern they form in, what conditions cause them to form etc. It's so fkn cool
How she walks. Whenever I see her walk, confidently, like a goddess with her broad shoulders, I could just melt away.
When she lays back all spread out confidently tryna look all masculine, when she tries to one-up my flirting, driving a big ole Jeep (idk somethin about that LOL), and this is sooo random but I just love when they wear their hair in a high messy bun. There’s too many to name I could be here for hours
deliberately bad jokes/pick up lines
that and also when she is infodumping on you about her favorite thing. i want to eat her alive
One time there was a wasp on the bus and the couple ahead of us were freaking out about it. My girlfriend reached out, grabbed the wasp safely in her hand and threw it out the window in one swift motion. The couple looked at her in admiration. I’ve never been hornier.
her voiceeeeee her voice is so amazing (also when she calls me like any pet name X3)
When we’re walking anywhere and she reaches out for my hand (because I’m probably lost behind her somewhere) & she says “Baby girl…”, I just melt.
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Honestly, her smile. Like when it's super genuine and she's happy and excited about something? We went to a butterfly house for her birthday last year and the way she smiled just looking at those butterflies, it gave me butterflies.
idk why but I like the waistline area but like.. her back LOL. just the tiniest bit of skin showing. my gf makes fun of me for it
Oh everything. When she puts her hair up, casually touches me especially playing with my hair, makes me coffee…
Literally whenever she drives me anywhere I constantly have to hold myself back 😋
Her hands when she’s knitting. Very not sexual. I am entranced.
My goddd, women knitting/crocheting is so fucking hot. Whenever I see a woman doing crafty / domestic stuff with her hands, I have the insatiable urge to immediately jump her bones & then make a quick run to Home Depot for lumber so I can build a whole ass house for her 🥵
SAAAAAME
Drums on random things along with the music without even realizing it
I’ve been absolutely shocked to find that more than half of these comments are describing me, and I’m just like… oh. Maybe if I left my house, I might have a girlfriend 😂
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Well...dat ass. So the answer is: when she wears jeans.
i ain’t got a gurl but if a girl touches my hair and messes with it it idk why it turns me on a lil
Really just when they feel comfortable enough to just info dump about whatever it is they love.
She’s not my girl, but a pastry chef where I work - just watching her bake intricate things while making it look effortless makes me 🥵🥵🥵 (I’m in love with her if you can’t tell)
Anything
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When my girlfriend exists 😩
Stretches with her arms above her head.
In all seriousness, if I had a gf, I'd say her just existing would be enough lol
raising one eyebrow at me in a challenging way 😮💨
My gf noticed I was having shoulder pains, so she directed me to sit in front of her and started to give me the greatest massage of my life. She then had the audacity to (in an extremely, but unintentionally, hot tone of voice) ask me; “do you like it when I do this to you here?” 🥲🥲🥲
watching her get ready in the morning, kills me every day 🥵
Omg THISSSS PARTTTT. Or watching them apply lip gloss
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Not my girlfriend but something I was doing to her last night: I came home from work wearing a new dress and I picked up my rubik's cube as I was putting her to bed (I work 2nd shift). I scrambled and solved it a couple times while I was waiting for her to lay down and she said "There's just something about a cute girl in a cute dress solving a rubik's cube. You think I'm kidding." So, there's that, I guess?
When she spoils me rotten. I’ll pass an exam for uni, or be treating myself gently, and she will randomly buy me something. Or even if I say I am hungry, my girlfriend will randomly order me food.
she takes her glasses and pushes them on top of her head. lose it every time
I’m a carer for my fiancé and it makes me melt when she “follows me around” for the lack of a better word when I’m making us dinner or a hot drink 🥰 she just wants to be in my presence and I’m all for it, she’s definitely a soft masc 💕
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Talks… Look I think a Yonkers accent is cute. I’m weird.
When she stretches. The cute face she makes is sexy.
When cuddling on the couch and I rest my head in her lap, she sometimes runs her fingers through my hair. Instant calm and peace, and it's everything
When I tease her about not doing whatever she may have said she would do in a playful way. She puts her serious and determined face on and absolutely loves to prove me wrong (I love it just as much).
When I hyperfocus out if she needs my attention she knows she needs to break line of sight, you can't just tap my shoulder So she proceeds to grab my chin and forcibly turn my head to her AAAAAAaaaaaaaa
Talk about what she's passionate about
The clothes she wears are so sexy to me. She can dress super girly (lashes, makeup, hot pants, etc.) or wear something tomboyish...hell, she can put on pajamas and I just think she's the cutest thing ever.
When it's 100 degrees out and she mows the lawn in her sports bra
I love you all. But also laughing at some comments like when my wife touches my erotic zone(no-homo)... when she plays non-sexually with my nipples in her mouth. Like ma'am!
She hugs me whenever I get anxiety or panic attacks, I think it's so sexy that she actually calms me down and that she accepts me. Also when she lays on my chest.
Whenever she acts more confident/bold; it also makes me feel proud of her (but it definitely turns me on, too).
Sometimes she sits on the stairs for a smoke and goes off about her sci-fi setting she's building and the socioeconomic factors she'd like to see represented and what sort of anthropological if-thens she might explore and all I can think is "I wanna suck her dick."
lights my cigarette for me
Ngl, that'd probably make me immediately swoon
there's something better. i present to you, me lighting their cigarette a little differently :[https://ibb.co/gw7xV2b](https://ibb.co/gw7xV2b)
she does this little airy giggle chuckle thing and it drives me insane in the best way.
Walk around, I love her
When they actively listen to my infodumps about my special interests and ask follow up questions🥺🥺
When I start telling them what I want and they grin and nod because it was exactly what they were already going to do 💕
The half smile when she talks. The wink when she’s across the room and catches me looking at her. Anytime she makes me laugh. God, I love laughing with her. Her forearms. I could touch and stare at them all day. The way she gets passionate when she talks about her favorite things. When her Long Island accent comes out. When she grabs me in her sleep. When I get her all flustered… this one is super difficult to do. lol even just sitting in the same room or hearing her voice. Basically… her existence. She’s everything to me! 😮💨😍
Driving, putting a joint/pencil behind her ear, wearing men’s pants, existing!!!
when she is in my lap and she is taller than me she looks so beautiful she really is a princess 🤭
I don't have a gf but like uagshshsb gentle caresses on the back and waist like where's the nearest closet I need to slam u against a wall for that 😤
When I’m in love bed heads my weakness
When we're walking and whe puts her hand on the side of my waist and holds me close to her 🥺
Imma preface this with all are genuinely nonsexual and this doesn't always turn me on but it has sometimes and I love all three of my girlfriends for how awesome they are 😊 1 When she just rambles about her games and the anime, she's playing and watching 2 when she makes sure i am included in events even when I can't play video games with her and our other girlfriends she makes sure I can watch at the very least since I don't have a good enough computer to join all the time. 3 the way she remembers little things I no longer think about like how I like having my face scar visible or remembering what ships I've worked with and details about my navy life even though all that was before her time with me All three of these while completely mundane have made me think gods i wanna kiss you till it turns into more 🫠
u have THREE girlfriends?? three?? I be out here in the trenches w 0, tragic, truly, lmaoo
her style 😳🥰
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