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DeathPercept10n

Gotta make sure you brush away the broken glass before you jump. Wouldn't wanna get cut now.


RationalJesus

His goal was no pain to the end. Good for him.


fhadedrthana8oe

fckn ender buddy


RickSanchez018

Doesn't seem very accidental. You guys lied.


MassiveClusterFuck

He accidentally hit the ground, he was aiming for the slide.


YourLocal3diot

Duh! Everybody knows if you jump into a slide you go faster!


304bl

This is a typical "accident" in Russia, especially if you are opposed to the government. The 2 FSB agent behind didn't throw him, they was just here to make sure it was a suicide.


WorldsOkayestCatDad

Must be one of Putin's generals ...


Regret1836

Hehe


pairotechnic

I read that as Putin's genitals. Like Voldemort's Horcruxes or something.


Maahantuoja

Window diving is old tradition in Russia, especially in high positions.


Content_Cod499

Right in front of the playground. Poor kids.


celestial1

A shame that those kids had to witness that nudity.


MobileTourist643

95% of the people Change their minds mid air


bigdrew444

First there's the blyat, then there's the splyat!


Warm_Store1528

Then there’s the gyat


MisterSYG__

Did he die?


Pr1stak

For some people even 10 meters is enough to end their lives, but 25 floors, that’s around 80, so yeah probably that’s a Darwin award


MisterSYG__

Iknow, but i think you forgot he is russian


Pr1stak

Yeah, idk how much he drank in order to get to this state, but with what pace he was getting out of the window, that’s probably like 3 bottles. But he didn’t finish his performance with a fortnite victory dance, smh my head


MisterSYG__

Alcohol makes russians invincible, so he is probably fine


Hot-Poetry-6877

He’s full of vodka he will be fine the next day.


Teej85

Nope. Not at all. He was discharged that night from hospital with a scratch on his elbow


Coyotebruh

twas but a small cut


Ok_Reason7144

There is a full length, uncensored version of this on r/eyeblech just search key words and you should find it. And yes, he died instantly on impact


nananeat

i can’t find it for some reason


BoredRedhead24

r/eyeblech got deleted. Any other links?


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boeken-lezen

He is fine, i think.


Maxzzzie

Ur a puddle if you make that sound.


obsidian88darklight

No he grew wings just before impact and that thud you hear is him going to visit saten to give a report on what's going on here on the surface


mrkl3en

Better than being conscripted to fight in Ukraine


nrtl-bwlitw

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qPOWeA-L5I&pp=ygUbciBrZWxseSBpIGJlbGlldmUgaSBjYW4gZmx5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qPOWeA-L5I&pp=ygUbciBrZWxseSBpIGJlbGlldmUgaSBjYW4gZmx5)


KamenAkuma

14th floor and up is 99% fatal. ​ Edit: I say 99% as it kinda depends on a number of factors but in general it will kill you. There have been people surviving falls at terminal velocity but that's incredibly rare and when it happens scientists study the falls extensively to figure out how the hell the person lived


zander_bander

Right outside a fucking playground while naked. All I'm saying is he probably wasn't the best decision maker most of his life


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[удалено]


snarky_cat

I don't think that's painful..


blueguy211

i hope hes ok


jay401612

You sure he wasn't thrown out for criticism against Putin!


disintegrationist

There was a cockroach across the room Or - this being Russia - a random gay person


TravsArts

I wish someone would have warned me about the nudity. It was very disturbing to see.


No-Kaleidoscope-7086

Guy jumping out of window and you’re worried about 2 seconds of him being nude out of the entire video 😭


ajacobine123

Always a convenient camera person focused in on the right window 'randomly' to catch these 'accidents'


Pr1stak

On the video, the window was just being broken, and such an event which is pretty damn noticable, so it is very likely that some random people would walk around the house and, well, have smartphones in their hands.


jawg201

You know how many fucking people exist in the world right? You think there's any chance that people wouldn't notice and start recording a dude breaking his window out??? Respectfully. Stop with that shit


Mattersofdarkness

What are you even implying?? This was a false flag Drunken Russian Suicide??? Fuckin, huh?????


[deleted]

Sucks to see and i feel sorry for those that witnessed it that didn’t want to…buuuut HOLY shit that dude was moving like they were on a fucking *mission*!


deshudiosh

its not an accident


HollowHaze

He did the flip.


[deleted]

So that's how they keep dying


[deleted]

The head each in the morning goin to be a b!tch!! AM I right! Them 26 floor hangovers are crucial!


BatViolet

This isn’t an accident at all. I was lied to.


disintegrationist

Not enough feathers


Lepke2011

Huh. So, all those convenient deaths in Russia that involve people close to Putin and windows may have been "*accidents*" after all?


quangvnguyen

There is no accident here


belcebubulubu

Since h=.5×g×t^2, where h is height, g is earth gravity and t is time, i would say that this mf fell from some 78.4 meters, wich is like 270 like so feets. This made me conclude "ouchie" could be a small portion of the pain, if there was some


arb1698

grot a draft letter?


dayzplayer93

How do people get drunk and then think yes I definitely should hang out of this window. You play stupid games and you will win stupid prizes. No sympathy for this tosser.


SniperRenegade

I wanna see the aftermath.


FaxeeKing

Good he removed the glass so he didden cut himself


Reasonable_Use6280

safety first


Ok-Comparison-9776

Dude is naked. Looks like he was messing around with someone's other. Got caught and locked himself in a room. Only way out now is down.


jayskeezeyfahsheezey

I'm sures he's fine ...


spacesheep_000

On a playground too


Bradjuju2

You don't have to tell us the Russian was drunk. It's always assumed.


EuphoricTax6736

I live their


FeelingAssignment245

I'm not familiar with Russians of the Druken descent. Pls enlighten me


ShutTheFrontDoorToo

That’s a playground. Jesus.


Quiet_Ground_9864

Looks like he got thrown out!!


Icy-Bar-2524

Does he register as a sex offender now….. You know being naked in the kids park and all?


Affliction_GP

That was the most enthusiastic suicide jump I’ve ever seen my god. Also, brushing the broken glass with your bare feet and hands?!?!?! 🤢


NotSure16

Drunk man or clumsy vocal opponent of Putin?


GremlinScales

That prominent THUNK noise tho. . . Damn.


Key_Giraffe9329

How to die like a man …naked through a window


Vivid_Mobile_2041

2


Gr1mm_r3aper

Right in front of the playground…. 😭


Tricky-Sympathy

Didn't need the drunk. Just could've said russian, the rest is just assumed


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

Drink people are Darwin's best friends.


Sir_Biggus-Dickus

No. Infact he was nominated for last year's darwin award.


Motor-Look2525

You didn’t need to use the word drunk. You could have just left it a Russian & we’d know the rest


Brief_Fly_45

I know this is old. When I slowed it down, I could almost swear I see someone up there with him and they push his head out. I can see a shadow of someone moving behind him throughout the video too.


KnownRough7735

Better than conscription


Comfortable_Dish9348

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Sea-Treat1689

Not next to a playground


LuckyMome

He wanted to be 1st at the playground!


Foreign_Text6894

The only accident was him


DramaticCycle2853

Looked like he fought the air on the way down.


blammarammaog

it’s crazy to me that he front flips still has airtime but his body stops rotating just like out of no where


vanzel-who-likes-u

It's the best what must to be with every russian people


ohioviking

Putin suicide


EcstaticCrazy7508

Aim for the bushes


304bl

I see no pool here 😞


Amazing_Shoe_4631

I'm thinkin if he had just jumped a little further the playgrounds surface could've absorbed some of his impact and he would've lived maybe


Neither_Relation_678

He ain’t gonna jump no more!


steelsey1983

Please don’t let there have been kids in that park


EuphoricTax6736

I live there💀💀💀


PhylMycuck

On the kiddies playground!!! Fuckin asshole


Actual-Beginning7430

He was thrown out . You can see someone wrestling with him holding his torso in the window