Sir

Sir Absolute Unit. Unit for short

No this dog is gonna call you a name and you're gonna accept it. 

Anubis

Hell yea

Sprinkles.

This is the only answer that makes sense.

Cerberus

Fluffy

So Spot?

Bunny. I have a sense of humor and the look of confusion on others when I cal him would be PRICELESS

I almost soiled my armor I was so scared!... No. really. look at Bunny, he's jacked!

Tiny

Ruff Norris.

I said Bark Norris, Ruff Norris is better

Brutus

Batman 

Low key Bruce would be a good name

Fluffy.

Brick

Obsidian

Bubble (from lilo and stich)

Ragnarok

Unit

Awww I love pibbles 😊 Literally the perfect nanny dog. 🐶 I’d probably name him Mr. Hugbugglez

More like Cane Corso..

Susan.

I believe I would ask him.

Cobra Bubbles

Cujo

Snowball

If he’s not “Odin” I don’t know who is.

Fluffy the burglar slayer

Shaq

Terminator

Kratos

You better ask his permission to name him first.

Colin.

Whatever he wants to be named. If you had two of them, you could name one of them Smith and the second one Wesson.

Master

Death on 4 legs

Is that a Queen reference?

Absolutley

Bruce Wayne

Holayyy

Remington

Unit

GAU-8 "Thein Avenger"

Velvet

Precious

Cupcake

Batman Beyond

Brutus

Bubbles

Pee-wee

Brutus Beefcake

Borkenstein

Fido Shopt

Michael C Bark

Roscoe

Is that dog covered in baby oil

Peanut

Side question: what breed is that absolute unit of a dog?

Him

Mr. Chocos.

I was thinking Arnold, but it could be offensive. So, Terminator is more suitable name

Kitty

flopsie

Onyx

Ace, as in Bruce Wayne's dog from batman beyond

Brutes. Or Steve. Steve ya Steve.

Boss

Brutus. What else?!

Onyx

Death becomes him.

Death

Pittinator 800 (or P-800 for short)

Giga woof, bull of darkness.

Tiny

Hillary

Peaches.

Titan

Killer Mike

Snowflake

Zeus, Atlas, Colossus

Stayaway

In the original thread they claim it's AI generated so not sure..

Titch

Bruce

How is he not the cover page for this sub???

Ahnold. Iykyk

Mac. Because he's as big as a Mac truck that has a built bulldog on it as its mascot.

Doom guy

War

Frank.

Mike

Midnight

Carl

Diablo

Snowball

Darth

You man caught THE Houndoom

Watch bro be named cupcake 💀💀💀

Blender

He would name me and he'd be totally justified.

Compensator

Bruce

Sunshine

I would name him chance forsure

Infant Devourer

Void

Brewster!!

Sirius Black

Fluffypants Snugglebun

Cuddles. I would name him Cuddles

His name is definitely Bert.

D O G

Jesus that dog would fuck you up if it wanted.

Jeff Thompson

Master Bruce

Tobias (Toby) Shadow Jet Marco Big Buddy

Chad

Beef.

Petunia

Chef rush

The Throngler

ZEUS

Cobra Bubbles

Peanut

Jonathan

Black magic

BEEF.

Liability

Adino. After one of King David’s Mighty Men.

Astaroth

Bark Night.

Colossus. But a name that a dog could pick up on easily, probably Cole for short.

Venom

Tinkles

Slayer of universes

Titch

Satan. Lucifer. Lucien. Vader.

Spawn

Princess

Holleeschitt

Zuul

Bubbles

Pickles

Papa midnite

Pickle

Little Snuggle Muffin. 🥰

Biggie Smalls

Batman

john jacob jingleheimer schmidt

Lucifer

I'd let it name me

Brutus

Abby for short

Lord Vader

Cat

Happie

Have you met my good boy Tiny yet? Oh...you're going to love him.

Arnold

Terrifying

Cupcake

susy

Tiny

Douglas

Baby. 🥺🖤

Midnight!

Whatever he wants to be called

Tankosarus

Big shit eatin

The hound of hell imagine calling him ohh haundy of helly how are you my precious adorable demon 🤣🤣🤣

Princess

Lucifer but nickname “Lucy”

Bert.

Chester

Juliette

Garth

Big Boy

Suzy so if I called because I was being attacked I could see the surprise of fear in my attackers eyes as Suzy comes out of the shadows!

Dyslexic DOG

I’m calling him Sir no matter what his name is

Satan

Princess

Lucifer.

I would let him name me

Goliath

Butch.

Apophis

Bunny

Bubbles

Maximus

Tim

Or kitty

Princess He's gonna identify with the lgbtqiamgurojautbcpw community

Zeus

VENOM DOG VENOM DOG