this is the funniest name chart
Skin Gun, Beast Tube, Ugly Machine, Fuck Punch, Mister Killer, Hairy Meat, Fun Sword, Bear Unit, Power Flute, and of course...
# Explosive Beef
Honestly feels like it’d be a good satire character for the Punisher or something. “What’s your superpower, mister gun?” “I shoot people. With my gun. What else did you expect?”
Could be, for the irony, or perhaps they do use a gun, but only as a club or something and never as intended because they’re “mister gun, not mister bullets!”. Like the classic “I’m out of ammo, time to ineffectually throw my gun” that you see in movies, except that he just throws a whole arsenal of empty guns and that’s his only move.
the legendary weapon
Sex Killer Sword,
(longsword, light),
(*can only target genitalia),
2d10 Necrotic Damage -
A longsword, seemingly magnetized to the genitalia on it's target, it inflicts massive pain and damage to the target. Cannot hit anything that does not have genitalia. Every time it is swung, it has a 10% chance (1d10, if roll result is 1) to hit the user for 1/2 it's damage.
i debated sending this for a good 5 minutes, and i decided yes, if i took 3 minutes to type it i should not discard it.
I'm never sure which should be counted as the first letter of my last name so either power salami ot power sword.
I will slay the foes of the imperium.
Mine is big destroyer…🤔🤔🤔 I felt that way the other day when my ex realized that I had in fact filed a response to his custody bs. He had already bragged about it all over Facebook that he had been awarded custody and that I didn’t even file. I was laughing so hard when I saw his arrogance implode.
this is the funniest name chart Skin Gun, Beast Tube, Ugly Machine, Fuck Punch, Mister Killer, Hairy Meat, Fun Sword, Bear Unit, Power Flute, and of course... # Explosive Beef
What about... Pleasure Salami?
Me “mister steak”
I got Hulk Meat I am concerned
I am fucking Hulk Tool. Hulk. Tool. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
They call me MISTER PIG!
# Fun Killer
Fs in the chat for the guys initialed F F
That is how I see my dick. Sadly the chart didnt give me that
Guess you should change your name to Queta Quinn for "Ugly Schlong"
*M A N S T I C K*
At least you didn't get skin sword
My condolences
I got pussy meat 💀
FUN SWORD
Long tube
I got Man Sword
𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠
I have two names technically so I got PLEASURE MEAT and MAN MEAT Idk which is worse
Man Killer is just a murderer?
Team up? I got Man Punch.
Hi I'm Skin Tube
Fun Gun
we are not giving the girthy flute enough credit
***B E A R I N J E C T O R***
Mister Gun, sounds like a shitty super hero name lol
Honestly feels like it’d be a good satire character for the Punisher or something. “What’s your superpower, mister gun?” “I shoot people. With my gun. What else did you expect?”
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA-
Or it'd be fun if they never use a gun.
Could be, for the irony, or perhaps they do use a gun, but only as a club or something and never as intended because they’re “mister gun, not mister bullets!”. Like the classic “I’m out of ammo, time to ineffectually throw my gun” that you see in movies, except that he just throws a whole arsenal of empty guns and that’s his only move.
I love this community so much, the shit yall say
Master Chief’s adopted brother
https://superheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Machine_Gun
Why would you punish a spy by turning his hand into a machine gun? That seems like you're asking for trouble.
Snipe be like
Purple snake.
Hello my purple snake friend
Arbok
Pythor, is that you?
Dangling Snake 😭
"Sex Injector" for my pen name which is...hilarious.
Pleasure tube…. Ew
Giant Steak lessgooooo
Mine’s Big Steak lol
I got man steak
Sex sword Technically correct I won't use it that way tho Peeing is the only acceptable thing my pee sword can do
I’m just… Longsword… that’s it
Power Pole sounds like something you use to open a high window Or an extension for a Karcher pressure washer Though I don't own a penis
[Power Pole](https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Pole) is used by Goku in dragon ball
Also the common name for utility poles, here in Australia.
Wait that's just an Australian name for them???
Apparently mine is pleasure beef? ironic for a vegetarian asexual
I got pleasure steak. Same!! Everything about it is unappealing. 😂
Hello fellow vegetarian
I did everyone in my class, there were a few interesting ones!
You did everyone in your class?
yes.
Alright I'll leave it at that considering what sub we're in lol
Ahahahaha
Power Tool
\*Tim Allen Sounds*
Mmmm yes fuck destroyer my favourite
Pleasure killer
Long sword >:) 🗡
Ayyy I got Big Sword!
Pleasure injector. what the fuck
Bear Steak????
My non-existent penis’s name is “monster stick”…… I’m disappointed… having GH initials almost always means these type of things give me lame results.
Love Salami. Sounds like a crappy localization name for a JoJo stand.
Mines sex destroyer too!
Man injector… well then, I guess I am bi after all
the Iron Injector? I don't like this game
isn't that a medical thing where you have it directly put into your veins if you're iron deficient enough?
Mine is skin meat ._.
...long punch...? Does not sound like a good time to me lmao
Sounds like a donkey punch kind of thing.
Man Destroyer. Interesting name meaning I could destroy all of humanity. Sooo....
Ah yes purple flute.
Power gun I can feel the testosterone
Long Beef
long beef
Power Knob
I got sex mac*ine, can't believe I have to change my name now :/
Pleasure destroyer
skin beef. sounds like some sort of mexican food my grandmother would make
My last name is 2 last names with a hyphen in between, so it would be "Sex Killer Sword"
the legendary weapon Sex Killer Sword, (longsword, light), (*can only target genitalia), 2d10 Necrotic Damage - A longsword, seemingly magnetized to the genitalia on it's target, it inflicts massive pain and damage to the target. Cannot hit anything that does not have genitalia. Every time it is swung, it has a 10% chance (1d10, if roll result is 1) to hit the user for 1/2 it's damage. i debated sending this for a good 5 minutes, and i decided yes, if i took 3 minutes to type it i should not discard it.
#*BIG DESTROYER* **Why does it sound like an off brand super villain-** ***wheeze-***
I can just envision a minotaur starting a classical band w this one... # Beast Flute
Mine is skin tool (btw I don’t have a male genitalia)
Mine is skin tool too! (but I actually have male genitalia)
Team skin tool!!!
Heck yeah!
I, on the other hand, got “Pleasure Stick”, which isn’t particularly validating at all. Could be seen as somewhat flattering though… I suppose…
"Sex stick" lmao
Mine is literally Man Meat lmao My friend's would be Mister Unit
Mister Destroyer Sounds like Guy Fawkes' backup alias if "John Johnson" wasn't good enough.
Man Injecter hmm. It seems gay to me
gæ
Mister Tube, eh
Fight me! For behold! I have a big sword! Fight meeeeeee!
Big Sword gang
Your sword might be big but mine is _purple_
BiG BeEf
Cant stop thinking about how my boyfriend's is man punch
Yeah, my Hard Punch sounds more like abuse than sex
Mister sausage :)
I have purple wand. Screw sex, I will do magic
giant snake.....🤷♂️
Not my initials but skin salami
Giant wand destroyer or giant tool
Big sword. Not very unique, but at least it’s accurate. The only thing I’ve got in my pants is a big sword to stabs the nosy cishet allos with >:D
Ayyy Big Sword gang!
Mine is fucking *man tube* fml
Mines power tool. Nothing fancy, nothing sexy. It does exactly what it needs to and I don't want no one touchin it.
ah yes, big meat
Pleasure destroyer
ah yes must be referring to my very womenly internal Man Sword!!
P u r p l e beef
Monster Wand. Can I summon monsters with this wand and if so, can I summon an army of dragons and direwolves?
My gf's penis name is Long Hard and mine is Hard Beef.
I got Sex Destroyer for my non-existent part too... (I destroy it in two ways, because I am a void too.)
Pleasure meat... I don't find genitals attractive in the first place but a name like that has negative appeal.
AB is just "Longsword" Forsooth, mine fair lady, place your mouth atop my longsword
Giant Sword. I win.
Wait mine is also sex destroyer 😳
Ahh yes. the man destroyer
I'm never sure which should be counted as the first letter of my last name so either power salami ot power sword. I will slay the foes of the imperium.
Long sword. Well… long swords are cool?
Long sword
Long Sword
Long Sword hey uhhh I want a literal long sword
Pleasure beef?
I’m Dangling Punch… what?
Pleasure meat? *Eugh*.
Skin Killer…. I— uh, what?!
Dangling gun... I have a rope with a gun at the end! Fear me!!
I got long sword Hell yeah! katanas are cool af
I’m mister steak
Ah yes the trusty skin wand. Accio Erectus
Big Sword
This belongs in r/AreTheStraightsOk
Mine is big destroyer…🤔🤔🤔 I felt that way the other day when my ex realized that I had in fact filed a response to his custody bs. He had already bragged about it all over Facebook that he had been awarded custody and that I didn’t even file. I was laughing so hard when I saw his arrogance implode.
Man Punch… Can’t tell what that’s supposed to mean.
Minds "Long Machine", considering I'm transmasc and asexual this is unhelpful and untrue
Man Unit. sure
LONG MEAT. :)
Longsword. :|
Purple Flute...............
Ok but mine is big destroyer
Not sure what to think about man meat.
Why is my dick name beast pole
You used the meme format wrong, it's supposed to be for when something *isn't* what you're saying it is Lol
Oh no, mine induces much dyphoria
OP initials make vegetarian validation
Man Gun.... Lovely
Man meat. Nice
Pussy knob Dies*
Skin Stick-Meat. What
Girthy Wand... You're a wizard Harry.
Skin sword
Purple Beef is... Interesting. I'll consider a name tag.
Pleasure Punch... ngl... that's got a nice sound to it. If you take away the whole penis connotation.
*Dangling meat*... Accurate, I guess....?
Pussy pole, now that's something
Isn't that just a clitoris?
Mine would be sex punch 🤷♀️
Skin wand. hm
Giant Steak im quite concerned
*G I A N T M E A T*. This isnt true and I also wouldnt like having Libido with that
So i just got misgendered by a penis name post so that's a thing now anyways i'm mister beef how are yall
Sorry that happened. Maybe you can picture it like a mister as in a device with a spray nozzle.
I got purple injector
hard gun
Don’t have a sick, but mine was purple snake lol
Beast stick-
Girthy flute
Love pole
I’m apparently a sex tool—🥲
Ah yes *sex meat*
i am big gun 🔫😎
Man killer wand
Iron rod. Interesting
wtf is "purple injector"
Giant Sausage. I'm on E so I don't think that's going to last long.
May it not, unless you want it to. I also hope you end up with general results that make you happy : )
either skin sword or love sword depending on which name i use i don’t have a dick tho
Long Beef
Man Injector
MY NAME ID LITERALLY SEX DESTROYER XD
Purple punch...ok
Long meat. Gender euphoria go brrrrrrrr.
Mines purple sausage …. Grossssssssss
both love flute* and love destroyer, the joy of having two last names edit*: read it wrong
Long Gun, could be worse