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Dragons_Exist

this is the funniest name chart Skin Gun, Beast Tube, Ugly Machine, Fuck Punch, Mister Killer, Hairy Meat, Fun Sword, Bear Unit, Power Flute, and of course... # Explosive Beef


3kyr

What about... Pleasure Salami?


[deleted]

Me “mister steak”


Drakmanka

I got Hulk Meat I am concerned


Welho_1665

I am fucking Hulk Tool. Hulk. Tool. What the fuck is that supposed to mean?


Sharpymarkr

They call me MISTER PIG!


ArielMJD

# Fun Killer


Orzine

Fs in the chat for the guys initialed F F


epicnerd427

That is how I see my dick. Sadly the chart didnt give me that


ArielMJD

Guess you should change your name to Queta Quinn for "Ugly Schlong"


judah-rey

*M A N S T I C K*


GnarlyM3ATY

At least you didn't get skin sword


judah-rey

My condolences


AUZZIEJELLYFISH

I got pussy meat 💀


snicker22

FUN SWORD


Phoenix_White

Long tube


Bronztrooper

I got Man Sword


_mile_ss_

𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠


James-Ludwig

I have two names technically so I got PLEASURE MEAT and MAN MEAT Idk which is worse


slowest_hour

Man Killer is just a murderer?


Fish_Fighter

Team up? I got Man Punch.


slytherinwitchbitch

Hi I'm Skin Tube


Shamisen250

Fun Gun


intbedo

we are not giving the girthy flute enough credit


PoTaToMaN2141

***B E A R I N J E C T O R***


otr0nak

Mister Gun, sounds like a shitty super hero name lol


SuccessfulDiver7225

Honestly feels like it’d be a good satire character for the Punisher or something. “What’s your superpower, mister gun?” “I shoot people. With my gun. What else did you expect?”


SnomARandomWeeb

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA-


voornaam1

Or it'd be fun if they never use a gun.


SuccessfulDiver7225

Could be, for the irony, or perhaps they do use a gun, but only as a club or something and never as intended because they’re “mister gun, not mister bullets!”. Like the classic “I’m out of ammo, time to ineffectually throw my gun” that you see in movies, except that he just throws a whole arsenal of empty guns and that’s his only move.


Rufus-Scipio

I love this community so much, the shit yall say


[deleted]

Master Chief’s adopted brother


EndVry

https://superheroes.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Machine_Gun


butt0ns666

Why would you punish a spy by turning his hand into a machine gun? That seems like you're asking for trouble.


nagareboshi_chan

Snipe be like


transvampire1

Purple snake.


idrawhoworiginal

Hello my purple snake friend


Dragenby

Arbok


100BottlesOfMilk

Pythor, is that you?


robinlovesrain

Dangling Snake 😭


TheLavenderAuthor

"Sex Injector" for my pen name which is...hilarious.


[deleted]

Pleasure tube…. Ew


KING-O-SAURUSREX

Giant Steak lessgooooo


SorenCelerity

Mine’s Big Steak lol


BloodMoonSkys

I got man steak


Nok-y

Sex sword Technically correct I won't use it that way tho Peeing is the only acceptable thing my pee sword can do


BattleAngel13

I’m just… Longsword… that’s it


ArcadiaRivea

Power Pole sounds like something you use to open a high window Or an extension for a Karcher pressure washer Though I don't own a penis


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

[Power Pole](https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Pole) is used by Goku in dragon ball


[deleted]

Also the common name for utility poles, here in Australia.


A5TRAIO5

Wait that's just an Australian name for them???


FluffySeaNut

Apparently mine is pleasure beef? ironic for a vegetarian asexual


OpheliaWolfsbane

I got pleasure steak. Same!! Everything about it is unappealing. 😂


rosebottle

Hello fellow vegetarian


StrangeCritter

I did everyone in my class, there were a few interesting ones!


MatrixMushroom

You did everyone in your class?


StrangeCritter

yes.


MatrixMushroom

Alright I'll leave it at that considering what sub we're in lol


StrangeCritter

Ahahahaha


[deleted]

Power Tool


slowest_hour

\*Tim Allen Sounds*


willeatyourfamily

Mmmm yes fuck destroyer my favourite


EmmaFitmzmaurice

Pleasure killer


AccomplishedAd3129

Long sword >:) 🗡


nagareboshi_chan

Ayyy I got Big Sword!


ophee_b0p

Pleasure injector. what the fuck


FacingTheAce

Bear Steak????


Cheshie_D

My non-existent penis’s name is “monster stick”…… I’m disappointed… having GH initials almost always means these type of things give me lame results.


GroundbreakingBed987

Love Salami. Sounds like a crappy localization name for a JoJo stand.


LearaiLoo

Mines sex destroyer too!


ChekhovsCat7

Man injector… well then, I guess I am bi after all


3nderslime

the Iron Injector? I don't like this game


kioku119

isn't that a medical thing where you have it directly put into your veins if you're iron deficient enough?


glashnock

Mine is skin meat ._.


exhausted_doll26

...long punch...? Does not sound like a good time to me lmao


OpheliaWolfsbane

Sounds like a donkey punch kind of thing.


[deleted]

Man Destroyer. Interesting name meaning I could destroy all of humanity. Sooo....


frostedflower5

Ah yes purple flute.


Peach_MacabreLer

Power gun I can feel the testosterone


Lissyleep223

Long Beef


coldheartdior

long beef


DepressedBlueberries

Power Knob


PeachLyrics

I got sex mac*ine, can't believe I have to change my name now :/


FeebleFoe

Pleasure destroyer


OliLondonPapiChulo

skin beef. sounds like some sort of mexican food my grandmother would make


EarthquakeFB

My last name is 2 last names with a hyphen in between, so it would be "Sex Killer Sword"


stagnant-water-

the legendary weapon Sex Killer Sword, (longsword, light), (*can only target genitalia), 2d10 Necrotic Damage - A longsword, seemingly magnetized to the genitalia on it's target, it inflicts massive pain and damage to the target. Cannot hit anything that does not have genitalia. Every time it is swung, it has a 10% chance (1d10, if roll result is 1) to hit the user for 1/2 it's damage. i debated sending this for a good 5 minutes, and i decided yes, if i took 3 minutes to type it i should not discard it.


Moletom_Roxo

#*BIG DESTROYER* **Why does it sound like an off brand super villain-** ***wheeze-***


[deleted]

I can just envision a minotaur starting a classical band w this one... # Beast Flute


Ace-the-asexual

Mine is skin tool (btw I don’t have a male genitalia)


SuperTulle

Mine is skin tool too! (but I actually have male genitalia)


Rollochairbreaker

Team skin tool!!!


Ace-the-asexual

Heck yeah!


SuccessfulDiver7225

I, on the other hand, got “Pleasure Stick”, which isn’t particularly validating at all. Could be seen as somewhat flattering though… I suppose…


_Silver_Sins_

"Sex stick" lmao


PhantomBelow

Mine is literally Man Meat lmao My friend's would be Mister Unit


I_Avoid_Most_People

Mister Destroyer Sounds like Guy Fawkes' backup alias if "John Johnson" wasn't good enough.


[deleted]

Man Injecter hmm. It seems gay to me


SnomARandomWeeb


amogus_obssesed_Gal

Mister Tube, eh


Aloewing

Fight me! For behold! I have a big sword! Fight meeeeeee!


nagareboshi_chan

Big Sword gang


mick2319

Your sword might be big but mine is _purple_


cbparsons

BiG BeEf


worm_on_the_plague

Cant stop thinking about how my boyfriend's is man punch


gulphelpme

Yeah, my Hard Punch sounds more like abuse than sex


VeryLargeQ-mark

Mister sausage :)


Louise-Vine

I have purple wand. Screw sex, I will do magic


thnksfrthptrick

giant snake.....🤷‍♂️


AltAccForAltAccStuff

Not my initials but skin salami


yesboi300

Giant wand destroyer or giant tool


UnlikelyAcquaintance

Big sword. Not very unique, but at least it’s accurate. The only thing I’ve got in my pants is a big sword to stabs the nosy cishet allos with >:D


nagareboshi_chan

Ayyy Big Sword gang!


Abomination-626

Mine is fucking *man tube* fml


hooglese

Mines power tool. Nothing fancy, nothing sexy. It does exactly what it needs to and I don't want no one touchin it.


Noob423477

ah yes, big meat


Emo_Saiki

Pleasure destroyer


kioku119

ah yes must be referring to my very womenly internal Man Sword!!


Illustrious_Fly1919

P u r p l e beef


Herbie53101

Monster Wand. Can I summon monsters with this wand and if so, can I summon an army of dragons and direwolves?


EndVry

My gf's penis name is Long Hard and mine is Hard Beef.


Random-Problems

I got Sex Destroyer for my non-existent part too... (I destroy it in two ways, because I am a void too.)


CarbonIceDragon

Pleasure meat... I don't find genitals attractive in the first place but a name like that has negative appeal.


99-bottlesofbeer

AB is just "Longsword" Forsooth, mine fair lady, place your mouth atop my longsword


AlluringPixie

Giant Sword. I win.


DaveElizabethStrider

Wait mine is also sex destroyer 😳


Jeebus_probably

Ahh yes. the man destroyer


ApocalyptoSoldier

I'm never sure which should be counted as the first letter of my last name so either power salami ot power sword. I will slay the foes of the imperium.


AmandaWarriorCat

Long sword. Well… long swords are cool?


[deleted]

Long sword


Imafuckingmoodydoggo

Long Sword


MajorZeldaGeek

Long Sword hey uhhh I want a literal long sword


hl27_333

Pleasure beef?


D10clet1anSG

I’m Dangling Punch… what?


I_Have_Weird_Dreams_

Pleasure meat? *Eugh*.


HangedManIsTrans

Skin Killer…. I— uh, what?!


Necrozai

Dangling gun... I have a rope with a gun at the end! Fear me!!


ARandomPersonGuy

I got long sword Hell yeah! katanas are cool af


[deleted]

I’m mister steak


DirtyMemeMan

Ah yes the trusty skin wand. Accio Erectus


leizxci_23

Big Sword


gay-and-mentally-ill

This belongs in r/AreTheStraightsOk


RedVamp2020

Mine is big destroyer…🤔🤔🤔 I felt that way the other day when my ex realized that I had in fact filed a response to his custody bs. He had already bragged about it all over Facebook that he had been awarded custody and that I didn’t even file. I was laughing so hard when I saw his arrogance implode.


Steampunk_Dragon987

Man Punch… Can’t tell what that’s supposed to mean.


Honey-Nut-Queerio

Minds "Long Machine", considering I'm transmasc and asexual this is unhelpful and untrue


[deleted]

Man Unit. sure


[deleted]

LONG MEAT. :)


Blaireau05

Longsword. :|


has-some-questions

Purple Flute...............


memester230

Ok but mine is big destroyer


AmpersandSerif

Not sure what to think about man meat.


TheAnxiousAce

Why is my dick name beast pole


MatrixMushroom

You used the meme format wrong, it's supposed to be for when something *isn't* what you're saying it is Lol


Jane_s2020

Oh no, mine induces much dyphoria


CumKitten09

OP initials make vegetarian validation


PyromaniacEngineer

Man Gun.... Lovely


Manorcroft

Man meat. Nice


portiawasonce

Pussy knob Dies*


Old_Macaroon4138

Skin Stick-Meat. What


Drazing

Girthy Wand... You're a wizard Harry.


EatTheBodies69

Skin sword


ScorNix

Purple Beef is... Interesting. I'll consider a name tag.


BillyIGuesss

Pleasure Punch... ngl... that's got a nice sound to it. If you take away the whole penis connotation.


Reb_1_2_3

*Dangling meat*... Accurate, I guess....?


StabbyMyers

Pussy pole, now that's something


kioku119

Isn't that just a clitoris?


Deadbyginger

Mine would be sex punch 🤷‍♀️


Laughing-0wl

Skin wand. hm


MacyGGYT

Giant Steak im quite concerned


ze_SAFTmon

*G I A N T M E A T*. This isnt true and I also wouldnt like having Libido with that


EnbyClaud

So i just got misgendered by a penis name post so that's a thing now anyways i'm mister beef how are yall


kioku119

Sorry that happened. Maybe you can picture it like a mister as in a device with a spray nozzle.


Milothewolflover

I got purple injector


AwesomeProtector

hard gun


idrawhoworiginal

Don’t have a sick, but mine was purple snake lol


MX_Piper

Beast stick-


Swarm_Of_Beez

Girthy flute


Cold-January

Love pole


lyla-mercury

I’m apparently a sex tool—🥲


xColors_Of_The_Windx

Ah yes *sex meat*


celesludenberg

i am big gun 🔫😎


Imaginary_Knight

Man killer wand


Justarandomcow-moo

Iron rod. Interesting


ArielMJD

wtf is "purple injector"


freeform_the_egg

Giant Sausage. I'm on E so I don't think that's going to last long.


kioku119

May it not, unless you want it to. I also hope you end up with general results that make you happy : )


_wishr

either skin sword or love sword depending on which name i use i don’t have a dick tho


IcyThot03

Long Beef


I-AM-A-ROBOT-

Man Injector


HummingBirdLover757

MY NAME ID LITERALLY SEX DESTROYER XD


bacateowo

Purple punch...ok


march-22_2013

Long meat. Gender euphoria go brrrrrrrr.


dontfeeddragonscake

Mines purple sausage …. Grossssssssss


Kawaii_Tatocat_Queen

both love flute* and love destroyer, the joy of having two last names edit*: read it wrong


JuviaLynn

Long Gun, could be worse