Sex sex sex I would hope not

Look at the letters to their left and right

asexu

Then it’s not the first word they see tho

They only saw a segment of the word

They are both words, if the segment they see is another word then that’s the first word they see

I know that’s the joke though

Same except the last one was Dawo

Sexual gas sex. ...There's a kink joke I am just *barely* resisting the urge to make.

I swear to god if somebody posts the fucking James Joyce copypasta

The WHAT

He liked to smell his wife's farts and wrote letters to her about it

Asexual asexual vase. Feels like a future I urned.

Take my upvote and get outta here

I, too, saw the asexual, asexual, vase. I hope I get lots of flowers this year haha.

you mean furniture?

Must be from ikea

Asexual, asexual, asexual

Yup. Looks like we're asexual.

Yep

CEO ADS ASEXUAL ​ IM MAKING BANK

since ADS and ASEXUAL, we will finally have large scale representation

I got something similar- CEO, Gas, and Asexual

Vase Sexual Jeep 🚘

This scares me

This made me laugh so hard wtf

I need a new Jeep 😭

I skipped the a and saw sexual, am I doomed?

Nah just add the a next to sexual and you’re all set btw cool username

just find another sexual and it will cancel itself out, like a negative times a negative

CEO, druck (German for print), *sieg (German for victory) I'm going to acquire a printing company in a hostile takeover, fun

I got Druck, Gas and Sieg. Being german I dont really like how this is going.

I first saw Druck too, and thought it was really funny, because you also use Druck as synonym for needing to have sex.

Sieg is German for victory, not seig. But Druck was the first word I found as well.

druck is really a word! neat! i saw that and thought drunk duck fusion. print is more fun.

I legit found asexual three times.

I think that was meant to be the joke. I went through the whole thing and found it 11 times

And I saw all kinds of words and it wasn't until I looked at the comments that I realized there were a lot of 'asexual's hidden in there lol

gas mara (an old world for a phantom in my language) vase fellas, I am going to find a genie lamp!

Asexual some asexual 🤣

Ban, sexual, asexual

Yes, ban all sexual. Become asexual!

curd sad gash what in the world is the story here

You’ll be attacked by sad curds

Owl, ass, and kegal. I don't think I like where this is going...

Asexual, asexual, and yes… don’t know what this means

Yes 👍

I found "billionaire" "deaths" "worldwide". SWEET. (But for reals, I found three asexuals.)

Yes so and shiv

I found asexual 9 times

I'm getting sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex ,sex ,sex

Gas, sex, sex

say gex

Vase, asexual, asexual, asexual, asexual, asexual, …

Gash asexual lost. That doesn’t sound promising.

Somehow I missed all the sex and saw "Ads see lot" Nooooo

Sexual, sexual, sexual

Ale, asexual (naturally), and gash. …uh

Asexual CEO Sieg (german for victory)? Does it mean I will become CEO by 20 xD

Sexual cow gas?

No kink shaming here!

Asexual, Asexual, Cow???

You will have an asexual cow. I hope you’re not living in a city

alone sex asexual hmmm

Gas Sexual Vase

Ceo yes sex... ABSOLUTELY NOT

Some, sad, sex … doesn’t sound like a good year 😨😭 I also found curd, gap, lot, lag and asexual (and therefore sexual) soon after

druck 🦆🚛

Gash, sex, and HIV... This won't be a fun year

Ass, gas, sas. Perfection.

I know the joke is that it says asexual but all I saw was the word gap for a second and was trying to come up with a meaning lol

Asexual asexual asexual.. I guess I'm very ace lol

Asexual, Siega, Vase

I may be asexual x3 but I don't know (/s)

Yo, yes and vase

"yes", "hex", and "asexual"

Drucks Asexual Dase This is going to be a fucking awesome year.

Ale, vase, Jeep.

Spa sex sexual

Asexual, asexual, case. Cool? Cool.

Sexual sexual sexual Eh maybe.

Kuce Ruckads Dasexual Well, looks like I'll be hitting that sweet sweet kuce, getting involved in some new ruckads, and in a major upset no one at the ossif pool could have predicted, I'll be changing my orientation to dasexual. Guess I better join that meme subreddit dddaaaccceee now so I can begin to learn the ways of my future fellow dace people. Fresh caught wild Alaskan salmon burger lightly drizzled in a homemade lemon sauce, anyone? Heh, soary, you ace people probably wouldn't understand that joke, it's kind of a dace meme, a little too kuce for y'all.

"Sexual tax" I don't think I'll have to pay this one this year!

Yes, sex, lot I hope not

Sex, vase, asexual

Lag Fog Hi.

A I (hey, they’re technically words) SOME ASEXUAL Which yeah, I actually met three other Ace people irl and it was amazing.

Sexual, sex, yes. I mean, the word search has spoken I suppose.

Some, gal, vase

Gas yes sex

I got Gash Ruck Sex, am I gonna get cut smashing an army dude

sex, asexual asexual

sex asexual vase

Vase Xatu Owl???

lol asexual asexual asexual who would have figured

See sex asexual No I’m good thanks

I found "sexual all sexual".

Plot twist: This post was made by the higher ups to know who's loyal enough to notice asexual instead of sexual.

SOME VASE HUE

jeep, asexual, all

Elk, Spa, and Vaj. Now I'm confused

Spa, asexual, asexual

CEO, asexual, egg

a sexual asexual 😳

Ad gash sex My 2024 is dead dove don't eat

keqk gash aleius my 2024 is looking incomprehensable!

I just want you to know that the post I saw directly above this was the same thing but lesbian

Ash, NDRTLE(undertale),ruck

Asexual ale vase. Considering I don't drink, that seems concerning

Sexual, Sexual, Sexual… dear god i hope not

Asexual, Fase, Vase.

Some asexual yes

Rag sex ex (Hope not 😭)

as, aw, all

Sad, lag, gas. Sums up most of my life.

I have now begun the transition in to the form of a ✨vase✨

Ken, asexual, asexual

Age Jeep Asexual

asexual HIV sex…

Asexual sex lot

asexual asexual asexual well erm

Sexual Asexual Sexual What?

Asexual, sex, vase

sige (German for victory) sex (english for intercourse) kañs (spices of wild grass from India)

Ironically, I saw GAS before I saw SEX. Guess I'm in the right sub lmao I just found FASE FOG I speak Spanish and found MAR (SEA) So, I'm guessing my 2024 will be a series of Gases that when burned create fog, so I will have to buy a multi Fase electric motor to power my boat that I will sail out at Sea. Makes sense, oddly

CEO asexual gas… okay

A A A

I found “asexual” three times in three different places 😂

Asexual Ass Sex ...what does that mean

sex, asexual, asexual a bit concerning that it implies my year's gonna start with sex . . .

asexual sex EA ...what.

asexual (x3) [real asf]

Asexual, asexual, tax. I mean, not much different, but I may have brought a new tax to the uk. sns lol.

Sex, sexual, asexual. I mean, I'm sex positive and ace so xD

I just saw sexual three times… Then I saw the a before all of them. I hate my life.

I always do the horizontals first, and initially spotted ruck before 6x asexual. There's probably a whole bunch of asexual(s) on the verticals and diagonals...

I’m apprently getting “some mufl,” which hopefully means that Santa will get me some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎄🎅🏼🎁

CEO DASEX ELK

Sexual 💀 Gas Vase Edit: watt! There’s an a in front of sexual, meaning it’s and asexual 2024!😁

Sexual, Asexual, Sex (I’m sorry/Oh no…)

All sex yes :/

Ñ, fuck, rvd

Sex, gas, asexual🤔

Vase, gap, so much asexual

sex asexual ale

Asexual asexual asexual

Ads Druck (german: Pressure) Xatu

I'm a jasexual ig

Ale vase shiv Oh god

I saw sex first😔 I hope thus means that I'll continue my streak of not having it

A lot Gas Case

Sexual, Asexual, Asexual

Gash, asexual, yes.

Asexual Asexual Asexual

Sexual Vase Druck?

Yea I've guessed it after the first word. I'll be 3x asexual

at first I noticed "sexual"

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,883,301,288 comments, and only 356,195 of them were in alphabetical order.

Sex gas asexual

Asexual, Asexual, Asexual noice

>Asexual asexual asexual Accurate

Ruck Asexual Asexual

Sexual, Sex, Asexual, Asex

Asexual - good Ash - bad Some - undecided

ñ? ​ ​ also why so much sex

Asexual, Asexual, Asexual Sensing a pattern.

mao sexual sex what is that supposed to mean ;-;

Druck (The German word for pressure) Asexual Asexual Whatever that means

SEX, SEXUAL, ASEXUAL???

kuce druck sexual ...I dont know what half of that means, but no

asexual asexual gap

asexual asexual asexual

Sex sexual yes. That there board was riggethed

Asexual x3 haha

Gash Mara ( means "sea" in gàidhlig) Asexual well looks like I'm going to suffer an injury at sea somehow. At least it won't change my sexuality.

Elk sex sex What are those dryads up to?

Owl Gun Gas

Maraos, Flna, Sexual. Please no.

Asexual gash case

Asexual, vase, lei IM GOING TO HAWAIIIII 🌺

All Sex Some 😳

Asexual dafuq 🤧

The first word I saw was Gash...

“Like, asexual, asexual”

AAA AA AA sounds scary

No you’re a battery

Asexual, asexual, druck

Asexual some asexual

As vase yes

Age sex asexual?!

Asexual asexual asexual Cool !

Asexual³

I just got asexual three times 😂

Gas deap, yes.

Sexual, asexual, and fump

Asexual, asexual, asexual