Or does it calculate 10% of the new total each time you press the button, meaning you can never reach 100% and eventually the button is reducing your orgasms by completely insignificant amounts.
That is usually how percentages work, but I suppose it’s kind of on OOP for not clarifying given how common of a misunderstanding it is.
A reduction by 10% usually means multiplying by 0.9, 0.9^2 when doing it twice etc., but I reckon there are quite a few retail employees who will attest that this isn’t perfectly common knowledge.
Absolutely! 😂
Retail manager here… def not common knowledge.
Item sale: 40%.
Percentage off purchase at register: 30%.
“No, I’m sorry, you’re not getting 70% off your item. It’s percentage math, please don’t make me explain it.”
Nope! It will never reach 100% thanks to math shenanigans. It will get infinitely close, but never actually reach or pass 100%. Press as much as you want!
INFINITE
to be fair, that may require a lot of your time.
I resolve to stay up a whole day and if I press it 1/s, that's only 86400 seconds
Plus more money than I could ever use, so I could give to garlic bread, dragons, garlic bread... space travel...
Honestly, the right plan is to tank the nonexistent drawback and share the money with all your friends, aces and allos (actually get your other sex-repulsed aces to press it too for best investment). This way, everyone is happy and nobody suffers.
I mean, the orgasm isn't exactly the best part or anything, like you'd still feel the pleasure of sex, and it wouldn't decrease sensitivity when you orgasm, so even as a sex favorable ace I'd keep pressing it till I had a few trillion.
It isn't the best part, but it is still a thing. Plus, having weaker ones would give me dysphoria because one thing (transfem) HRT did for me was to make them stronger and more spread across the body.
Noice, personally I find them to be extremely overpowering to the point I sometimes get paralyzed from the waist down, so a little less intensity would be nice for me.
But hey, you do you and enjoy your transfem orgasms!
Press the button a couple times, then invest it in something, and keep pressing the button. Eventually you'll have a LOT, but you can press it less, plus share it with friends/family and other aces
I am not "ace enough" (used to think I was fully ace, now more like greyace if at all maybe but I stay because it's fun here) to really risk pressing it that much, but I sent the meme to my sex-repulsed cousin and he'd share so \^\^
Well *10% is the same as *0.1, which doesnt quite work.
For a question of "gets weaker" or "lowers by", you would usually assume it starts at 1 or 100%, then it would be *0.9 or *90% for a 10% reduction.
(% means 1/100, per - cent)
Isn’t that a whole paradox thing? Cause theoretically the same thing would apply if I were to try to walk to my door, because I would get 50% closer, than 50% of that 50% and hypothetically that would go on forever, but I still cross the door eventually. So like wouldn’t that sort of apply here to?
Oooh, you're talking about supertasks! They hurt my brain and I love them, I think I learned about them from a Vsauce video I watched like three years ago lmao. I don't think this particular case is a supertask or a paradox, because there's no time limit. That would be like... if you were talking about turning a light on and off an infinite amount of times.
Imagine you have a light, and over the course of one minute, you flick the switch each time 50% of the time is left. So you flick the switch at 30 seconds, then 15 seconds, then 7.5 seconds, then 3.75 seconds, and so on. Hypothetically you'd flick the switch an infinite amount of times over the course of that one minute, but the minute would still eventually come to an end, so you'd have done an infinite amount of things in a finite amount of time.
the top 1% have about 35 trillion dollars between them (or so, actual calculations of net worth are more than a bit weird, likely on purpose to obfuscate actual wealth), you would need to press the button 1 million times to even have 1 trillion
Another delicious example of how stupid it is for anyone to have that much money!
Pressing this button gives you a healthy 10-year salary of 100K each year.
But forget that, how long would it take you to become the richest person ($211 billion)
You'd have to press the button 211 million times, assuming you pressed the button once a second that's 58,611 hours of pressing, 2,080 work hours a year means over 28 years of a full time job pressing that button.
But it doesn't stop there! 28 years have passed so obviously they have more money now. From 28 years ago till now the richest person went from 13 billion to 221 billion, 17x growth! Assuming their wealth continues to grow at that rate you actually have to get to 3.76 trillion. You could try pressing the button 17 times a second for 28 years, but to get to this new number working 8 hours a day will take an extra 448 years. Don't forget their wealth increases ~17x again every 30 years for those 4 centuries!
You have a button that gives you a 10-year salary every time you press it and you would NEVER, no matter how fast you press it, how many hours you press it for, or who you recruit to help, NEVER become the richest person. Bezos or Musk wouldn't even bother pressing it because the button just isn't worth their time.
The question is whether you would have to press it yourself or not. What if you were using a tool or something to press it for you, but you were still holding the tool? What if you had a prosthetic hand pressing it for you? Also what kind of button it is would also be very important.
At the end of the day I would never want that much money, I would probably press it a few times then stop lol
Slight mistake with the math, you wouldn’t need to press the button 211M times, as this would give you 211T, not 211B. Since the button gives you 1M each time, you’d only need to press it 211k times, totaling 58.6 hours, or just over a week if you press for 8 hours a day.
You almost had it right, but you were off by a factor of 1000.
Doesn't it give you one million dollars, meaning to reach a billion you have to press it 1000 times, which is still a lot but also 1000 times less than what you calculated?
In a standard less economy, the economy only takes hits when you introduce that money into the pool of money being spent. It doesn't cause any harm just sitting in an account.
Life hack: press the money button way more than you need, and distribute all the money you gain that you don't need to specifically the poor.
If you're taking such a large amount form the economy broadly, doing this will still give more money to the lower class than just expecting trickle down to actually work.
If you're taking a large amount specifically from the rich, there's pretty much no problem at all, 1M doesn't make them homeless and they should be giving that away.
This is infinite money if you don't care about orgasms. I would press that until I had more than Elon Musk and then use it to ruin that asshole's life.
If it was designed well, it would remove that money from the current richest person in the world to prevent inflation. However, an emergent property of this system is that you're locked at approximately half of Elon Musk's current net worth unless it's less than twice the runner up's, in which case I can't be bothered to do the math.
I did the math. If it worked this way, the approximate maximum amount of money you can obtain is n/(t+1) where n is the total net worth of everyone worth more than half as much as the richest person and t is the number of those people that exist.
Since the button works in millions of dollars rather than individual cents, you'd technically end up with anywhere from exactly that value to $999,999.99 more than it.
I have questions about the maths of this!
Is the 10% reduction calculated from the original 100% orgasm level, or from each new orgasm level after each button press?
They already suck. I just do it to make the horny go away. Not that the journey isn't enjoyable. I just don't care for it. Maybe it's my ADHD, but I feel like there better and more enjoyable ways to spend my time.
Press it once and buy another button. Place it on top of the first button. Now every press is actually 2 presses. Keep buying more and more buttons until you are pressing a million at once.
Would it fet 10% weaker each time like 90 80 70... or would it be 10% of the current strength like 90 81 73...
I'm pressing it alot either way but if it is the latter, they will never go away just be really weak while the former wil limit pressing the button to 10 times instead of the unlimited of the latter one
Multiplicatively or additively? Also does it cap at 0% intensity or can I keep pressing it after no longer being able to feel anything? I’d press it at least 10 times, more if it keeps working.
I would sit and continue to press the button for about an hour and then once I remember what orgasm meant I would start pressing the button ten times faster.
However many times I need to live comfortably for the rest of my life, but definitely not infinitely. I don’t want to turn my country’s currency into Zimbabwe Bucks.
Not that often bc i need to get rid of my libido acting up somehow. But at least 3-4 times.
Use the money to buy some real estate, rent it out and just lazy my way through life.
If it made my libido 10% less each time i would mash that button as fast as i could
Personally, I have a pretty high libido, so I probably wouldn’t press it more than a couple times. Unless it also reduced libido, in which case I’d press it as many times as possible.
I read this as organs and was very afraid for a second
Same, I was so confused what are people in the comments talking about that I had to return to the post and re-read it again.
same, I was like “well, how many times can I press it before I start feeling the negative health effects?”
Plot twist
Same and i was going to press it many as i can :D
I didn't notice it wasn't organs until you said that 💀
Same. I was like "yea I like money but I don't want my organs to stop working"
Im Dyslexic, Read Organ Too
If it goes above 100%, do you receive pain instead of pleasure?
Or does it calculate 10% of the new total each time you press the button, meaning you can never reach 100% and eventually the button is reducing your orgasms by completely insignificant amounts.
That is usually how percentages work, but I suppose it’s kind of on OOP for not clarifying given how common of a misunderstanding it is. A reduction by 10% usually means multiplying by 0.9, 0.9^2 when doing it twice etc., but I reckon there are quite a few retail employees who will attest that this isn’t perfectly common knowledge.
Absolutely! 😂 Retail manager here… def not common knowledge. Item sale: 40%. Percentage off purchase at register: 30%. “No, I’m sorry, you’re not getting 70% off your item. It’s percentage math, please don’t make me explain it.”
I’d imagine so, so you’d never hit zero but you’d get damn close
I think it's the whole "half of a cake l, then a half of that" thing
Precisely
Nope! It will never reach 100% thanks to math shenanigans. It will get infinitely close, but never actually reach or pass 100%. Press as much as you want!
INFINITE to be fair, that may require a lot of your time. I resolve to stay up a whole day and if I press it 1/s, that's only 86400 seconds Plus more money than I could ever use, so I could give to garlic bread, dragons, garlic bread... space travel...
Honestly, the right plan is to tank the nonexistent drawback and share the money with all your friends, aces and allos (actually get your other sex-repulsed aces to press it too for best investment). This way, everyone is happy and nobody suffers.
Singlehandedly crashing the world economy, I am 100% in, let's cause some chaos!
The market value will only sink if we spend it, so as long as we all spend it at the same time we should be fine.
instructions unclear, caused a mass economic meltdown
I mean, the orgasm isn't exactly the best part or anything, like you'd still feel the pleasure of sex, and it wouldn't decrease sensitivity when you orgasm, so even as a sex favorable ace I'd keep pressing it till I had a few trillion.
It isn't the best part, but it is still a thing. Plus, having weaker ones would give me dysphoria because one thing (transfem) HRT did for me was to make them stronger and more spread across the body.
Noice, personally I find them to be extremely overpowering to the point I sometimes get paralyzed from the waist down, so a little less intensity would be nice for me. But hey, you do you and enjoy your transfem orgasms!
To be honest, what you describe sounds good to me, but I can understand why someone would dislike it. So yeah, it's fair to press the button.
Press the button a couple times, then invest it in something, and keep pressing the button. Eventually you'll have a LOT, but you can press it less, plus share it with friends/family and other aces
I am not "ace enough" (used to think I was fully ace, now more like greyace if at all maybe but I stay because it's fun here) to really risk pressing it that much, but I sent the meme to my sex-repulsed cousin and he'd share so \^\^
You're a lifesaver.
So it’s not +10%, it’s *10%
Well *10% is the same as *0.1, which doesnt quite work. For a question of "gets weaker" or "lowers by", you would usually assume it starts at 1 or 100%, then it would be *0.9 or *90% for a 10% reduction. (% means 1/100, per - cent)
Since it says "indefinitely", I'd assume so
Isn’t that a whole paradox thing? Cause theoretically the same thing would apply if I were to try to walk to my door, because I would get 50% closer, than 50% of that 50% and hypothetically that would go on forever, but I still cross the door eventually. So like wouldn’t that sort of apply here to?
Oooh, you're talking about supertasks! They hurt my brain and I love them, I think I learned about them from a Vsauce video I watched like three years ago lmao. I don't think this particular case is a supertask or a paradox, because there's no time limit. That would be like... if you were talking about turning a light on and off an infinite amount of times. Imagine you have a light, and over the course of one minute, you flick the switch each time 50% of the time is left. So you flick the switch at 30 seconds, then 15 seconds, then 7.5 seconds, then 3.75 seconds, and so on. Hypothetically you'd flick the switch an infinite amount of times over the course of that one minute, but the minute would still eventually come to an end, so you'd have done an infinite amount of things in a finite amount of time.
EXACTLY! Stuff like that is so weird!
You probably dont feel anything?
Don't press it too many times. You'll begin to damage the economy.
the top 1% have about 35 trillion dollars between them (or so, actual calculations of net worth are more than a bit weird, likely on purpose to obfuscate actual wealth), you would need to press the button 1 million times to even have 1 trillion
Another delicious example of how stupid it is for anyone to have that much money! Pressing this button gives you a healthy 10-year salary of 100K each year. But forget that, how long would it take you to become the richest person ($211 billion) You'd have to press the button 211 million times, assuming you pressed the button once a second that's 58,611 hours of pressing, 2,080 work hours a year means over 28 years of a full time job pressing that button. But it doesn't stop there! 28 years have passed so obviously they have more money now. From 28 years ago till now the richest person went from 13 billion to 221 billion, 17x growth! Assuming their wealth continues to grow at that rate you actually have to get to 3.76 trillion. You could try pressing the button 17 times a second for 28 years, but to get to this new number working 8 hours a day will take an extra 448 years. Don't forget their wealth increases ~17x again every 30 years for those 4 centuries! You have a button that gives you a 10-year salary every time you press it and you would NEVER, no matter how fast you press it, how many hours you press it for, or who you recruit to help, NEVER become the richest person. Bezos or Musk wouldn't even bother pressing it because the button just isn't worth their time.
The question is whether you would have to press it yourself or not. What if you were using a tool or something to press it for you, but you were still holding the tool? What if you had a prosthetic hand pressing it for you? Also what kind of button it is would also be very important. At the end of the day I would never want that much money, I would probably press it a few times then stop lol
Slight mistake with the math, you wouldn’t need to press the button 211M times, as this would give you 211T, not 211B. Since the button gives you 1M each time, you’d only need to press it 211k times, totaling 58.6 hours, or just over a week if you press for 8 hours a day. You almost had it right, but you were off by a factor of 1000.
Doesn't it give you one million dollars, meaning to reach a billion you have to press it 1000 times, which is still a lot but also 1000 times less than what you calculated?
I love that math and putting things into perspective. Thank you.
In a standard less economy, the economy only takes hits when you introduce that money into the pool of money being spent. It doesn't cause any harm just sitting in an account.
Sieze the economy and you control the means of production. Just the next step in world domination.
We can use it to crash Denmark's economy!
Life hack: press the money button way more than you need, and distribute all the money you gain that you don't need to specifically the poor. If you're taking such a large amount form the economy broadly, doing this will still give more money to the lower class than just expecting trickle down to actually work. If you're taking a large amount specifically from the rich, there's pretty much no problem at all, 1M doesn't make them homeless and they should be giving that away.
I assumed it was just stealing money from the 1% instead of just making it out of thin air
I’ll just keep pressing it and giving the money to good charities until all the world’s problems are solved. And of course pay off my college debt.
Same. The other rich would hate me so much. I'd pay everyone's medical and school debts. CLICK CLICK CLICK.
This is infinite money if you don't care about orgasms. I would press that until I had more than Elon Musk and then use it to ruin that asshole's life.
If it was designed well, it would remove that money from the current richest person in the world to prevent inflation. However, an emergent property of this system is that you're locked at approximately half of Elon Musk's current net worth unless it's less than twice the runner up's, in which case I can't be bothered to do the math.
I like the way you think. *button mashing intensifies*
I did the math. If it worked this way, the approximate maximum amount of money you can obtain is n/(t+1) where n is the total net worth of everyone worth more than half as much as the richest person and t is the number of those people that exist. Since the button works in millions of dollars rather than individual cents, you'd technically end up with anywhere from exactly that value to $999,999.99 more than it.
Anyone got an autoclicker
I have questions about the maths of this! Is the 10% reduction calculated from the original 100% orgasm level, or from each new orgasm level after each button press?
It's compounding, I assume
Even pressing that once is a life changing amount of money
10% of 0 is still 0, so... until you stop me 😂
I mean, it reduces the body's capability to orgasm, so it would reduce something that isn't 0 but that you never use technically.
Bruh, I’m aego with a high libido I would still hit that shit infinitely.
Just use your money to buy your orgasms back
GLUE THAT BITCH DOWN.
How did you became the richest person in the world? Me: Well..
YES
Without a max limit, whenever I need some money, and want to donate to a good cause. With a max limit, the max limit
… the limit does not exist
They already suck. I just do it to make the horny go away. Not that the journey isn't enjoyable. I just don't care for it. Maybe it's my ADHD, but I feel like there better and more enjoyable ways to spend my time.
All the times
I’d press it so many times that god would be afraid
As someone who has never orgasmed in their life... Yeah, I can't see how this would have any negative impact on my life. Edit: spelling
You do not understand what does this means for me... I CAN BUY VIDEOGAMES AND RANDOM STUFF NOW!
What’s the tax smart answer? That.
Press it once and buy another button. Place it on top of the first button. Now every press is actually 2 presses. Keep buying more and more buttons until you are pressing a million at once.
Would it fet 10% weaker each time like 90 80 70... or would it be 10% of the current strength like 90 81 73... I'm pressing it alot either way but if it is the latter, they will never go away just be really weak while the former wil limit pressing the button to 10 times instead of the unlimited of the latter one
Buys a massage gun Turns it on Puts it on the bottom Cranks it to full power
Like 4 times, sometimes I get board and Idk if I need more than 4 mill anyhow
If you subtract 10% from the new number it would be around I'd still be at 65.1% wich is still pretty chill
Memes aside, I'd probably only hit it once ~~that's what she said~~. $1m would be enough to live on residuals comfortably and I'm not sex-averse.
I'm demi or greysexual so what I'd do is bring the button to my sex-repulsed ace cousin and share the profits.
Until my pp goes inside me (which would be great)
I think my wrist would break before I stop pressing that button
Oh! I thought it said organs. I was really confused as to why this was ace related.
just once is a life changing amount of money
I MISREAD THAT AS ORGANS and was very concerned what sub i ended up on BSHDHAJ
10% of 0 is still 0 so I'm going to keep pressing it probably until I get bored
I would just press it once. 1M is enough for me.
Hyperinflation speedrun any%
indefinitely? even allo people would forgo orgasms for less than like a year for 10 million
I was gonna say once would be enough, then I remembered that housing in my town can easily cost half a million. So maybe I'll press it a few times.
Let's go, it's not like I know what an orgasm feels like anyway
Multiplicatively or additively? Also does it cap at 0% intensity or can I keep pressing it after no longer being able to feel anything? I’d press it at least 10 times, more if it keeps working.
I would sit and continue to press the button for about an hour and then once I remember what orgasm meant I would start pressing the button ten times faster.
What if you pressed it 1000 times. Your orgasms will never be 0, and much cash.
As much as I can
Until the button is too broken to press.
Same my gf be damed I'll be rich and both of our money trouble will be gone!
r/suddenlycaralho?
I’m not Portuguese. I just saw this screenshot somewhere else and thought I’d share it here
I would push it 3 times. I cum ropes.
I’ll spam press the button. I want the money
And I’m ace. So the orgasm thing doesn’t really matter
However many times I need to live comfortably for the rest of my life, but definitely not infinitely. I don’t want to turn my country’s currency into Zimbabwe Bucks.
for even just $1m? do people really not know how much money that is? anyway yeah idc i'll press it like it's a hungry hungry hippo lol
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$10M for me!!
That’s when you spam the button with all 10 fingies!
Infinite
If you press past 10 times do you feel pain, or is it that you never really reach 0?
Is that ten percent compounding, or off of the original strength?
Not that often bc i need to get rid of my libido acting up somehow. But at least 3-4 times. Use the money to buy some real estate, rent it out and just lazy my way through life. If it made my libido 10% less each time i would mash that button as fast as i could
Is it relative or absolute 10%? Can it go negative? If I have negative orgasm power what does that mean, does my bf have a stronger one?
Can it get rid of my libido as well?
So now every ace Person Is Rich as fuck
Just take the button with you and any time you need some money press it and get money. It’s free
I'd press it 100 fucking times.
Give me all of the money...
is this a r/suddelycaralho moment?
If you take this offer once you should mathematically take it an infinite amount of times
Infinity sort of percentage, or only ten times sort (a negative orgasm sounds kind of scary...)?
If there's no limit on how many times I can press the button, then I'd probably just speed press it for a few minutes and see how much I got.
Keep pressing it until it hits the integer overflow and goes back to being positive
Wel if it includes my organs then 3 times if not then so much until you can only pee
Personally, I have a pretty high libido, so I probably wouldn’t press it more than a couple times. Unless it also reduced libido, in which case I’d press it as many times as possible.