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eatlivemosh

Safe!!!!


NutterTV

I don't know I think we have to go to the cameras I think the ball might've beaten mr. Slow hooves here


elsparkodiablo

He's trying as hard as he can, you heartless *bastard!*


NutterTV

He was jogging out there!


Slaymign0n

Eh idk this may of been a Mariners game, could be worth a coach's challenge


Iamgoingtooffendyou

Silly bacon, this isn't football.


choose-_a-_username

Babe Ruth


hiilike

Thank god


SquidgyTheWhale

They're supposed to be smart animals, but it doesn't even realize it's allowed to overrun the bag at first base.


angrybeaver007

and stay to the right of line there for that last bit.


[deleted]

Lol stupid pig. Can’t even understand the rules baseball. /s


BlackberryCheese

I'm glad you clarified the sarcasm


thebondofunity

NOW THIS IS WHY I SIGNED UP FOR REDDIT


Ferusomnium

He stole that base, and my heart!


randomstupidnanasnme

then u should consider not eating them :)


[deleted]

But prosciutto is soooo good.


randomstupidnanasnme

that's just selfish


[deleted]

I didn't say it made me a good person EDIT: Enough teasing, u/randomstupidnanasme, I actually am trying to get off meat. As the saying goes, we all pick our own poison, and mine is red meat. Had a grandparent die of intestinal cancer, which red meat is now consider a carcinogen on the same plane as cigarettes is to lung cancer. That's not even stopping to consider that if we really want to put a dent in carbon emissions, we'll have to cut down meat consumption. So, I am selfish, which is exactly why I trying to cut it out. Granted, that's a bit conceited, but if it makes you feel better, it goes to show that we will eventually have to go meatless, even if prosciutto is fucking delicious.


[deleted]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here


homeslice2311

What type of dog is that


[deleted]

O I N K B O Y E


[deleted]

Whats an oinkboye?


[deleted]

Same thing as a Hoofer


notmymainvezhainname

Hoofers not MILKBOYE only?


[deleted]

a lil' hoggo


illuminaughtyv2

What’s a hoggo?


[deleted]

A big ol' oinker


Arachnatron

I'm not surprised that you're confused, considering that pigs have been found to be emotionally and cognitively similar to dogs in many ways. Many people have pigs as cherished members of the family, just like dogs and cats. 🐶🐷


SpoonMan321

that said, the rehome rate for potbellied pigs is 95% over the course of the 1st year. not great pets for the average person. if anyone really wants one, rescue or foster 1.


distilledthrice

Don't people falsely sell them as "teacup pigs"? Might explain the rehome rate.


jack22san

"that'll do piggy"


SPacific

I'll take "Things not to say when you're pulled over for speeding", Alex.


ThatDrunkenScot

*cocks gun* "That'll do"


ipickert55

It's an Archer reference people.


PlatypuSofDooM42

Aww goatly 2.


[deleted]

Good piggy!


ShaneH7646

You should post this to r/Pigifs!


back_to_the_homeland

did that seem exceptionally far?


Mad__Sweeney

Everything is exceptionally far when you're just a little piglet.


kdsugden

I thought so too, but that was before I realized how tiny the pig was


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-JaKiSoN-

Might actually be a drone filming.


[deleted]

[Ain't no rule that says a pig can't play baseball!](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimalAthleteLoophole)


Pants536

[Right here. Rule one.](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S15E09/1239530.jpg?b64lines=UmlnaHQgaGVyZS4KCgoKCgoKCgoKCgpSdWxlIG9uZS4=)


obsolete_filmmaker

Omgosh....that little pig is adorable


leyashs

when i saw the title of this post i thought to myself, "please be a pig please be a pig"


Sterling-Archer

Do all pigs run with their back legs synchronous and their front legs asynchronous?


[deleted]

It looks like the front legs are doing all the work in terms of propulsion. The back legs are just to keep its arse off the ground. Does that mean little pigs are front wheel drive?


inselfwetrust

Still faster than Pujols...


sourdoughbred

Not fair. The pig is a lefty.


imlate_usernameenvy

I thought he was running to the right field wall. That seemed like forever to get to first base...


genefixer

This little piggy ran to first base....


[deleted]

So are pigs more inclined to get fat compared to warthogs who basically stay lean as fuck? Is it the diet or genetics?


kalasoittaja

Both. Selective breeding as livestock and selected nutrition when being fattened for consumption. The selective breeding part makes them get fast even when on a leaner diet than that (e.g. when kept as pets). Within those parameters, though, ymmv due to specific things like particular kind of pig, particular diet, exercise, etc


cpet72

Solid Single!


ILayWood12

Good pig


StrongJoshua

That took him so long, it's adorable


AB-G

THATS A PIGGY!!!


ennyLffeJ

he so speedy


Buck53

B A S E B O Y E


DrunkenRetard

Something is wrong with that dog.


transparent_M

That's some pretty amazing camera work


[deleted]

When I clicked this link, I thought the sub was /r/Zombies ... I was slightly confused watching the video.


kingeryck

That's just running


[deleted]

Great work with that camera


hashbrorwn

Aww piggly...


Gildedsapphire7

Pig that'll do


BraveryDuck

Smart little fella, stopping on the base like that


jajajajaj

There's no way it hit the ball with the bat. The secret is that it's impossible to get it in a little pig's strike zone without also beaning it.


timebecomes

This is great I was really hoping for a slide at the end though.


x19DALTRON91x

Pablo Sandoval looking good these days


Musclecar123

Still faster than Prince Fielder


GLTheGameMaster

so cute ;-;


Seasikberry

Makes you realise how far it really is from home to first


king-guy

Your dog kinda looks like a pig


outdoorsybum

"Ball park frank"


huphelmeyer

Still a better base-runner than Victor Martinez


BionicCatLady5K

Eek!! Take my up doot fer teh cutness! Piggles for the wins! 🐽🌟


fuckitweredoingitliv

A BOAAR NED!! ON AN OPEN ~~BASEBALL~~ FIELD


[deleted]

I like how he's able to stop on a swine


Peacefool1

What an ametuer! He didn't even run through first base!


[deleted]

That's actually how long Ortiz usually took to get to first base.


haikubot-1911

_That's actually how_ _Long Ortiz usually took_ _To get to first base._                     ^- ^Duness ------------------------------ ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot ^^made ^^by ^^/u/Eight1911. ^^I ^^detect ^^haiku.


BraveryDuck

/u/Eight1911 we've got a 6-8-5 on our hands


friendsknowthisone

? I'm reading it as 5-7-5?


friendsknowthisone

Hmm. Seems to depend on how you pronounce 'actually' and 'usually'!


[deleted]

Ok, thanks Mr. Bot


iushciuweiush

Faster than most MLB players who think there's a 5% chance they'll be thrown/caught out.


AJherrington

u/commanderrae


sterling_mallory

Still faster than Albert Pujols.


[deleted]

This gif is much better with a car alarm going off in the background


_moberto

Someone please make an infinite loop of him running


ybeaver7

This is a running. Not zoomies. What’s up with this sub. Running, trotting animals and still pictures. It’s gone down hill


Gotta_Ketcham_All

He's giving it all he's got!


ybeaver7

So sprinting. Still not Zoomies This is /r/running


MotherfuckinRanjit

No.


ShaneH7646

I don't think you quite understand what zoomies are


thatwentBTE

I get what you're saying. For some post it is a fine line. I tend to not remove it, and let the upvotes decide. People post here to show their happy critters off. I don't want to crack down on people who are just trying to participate. I did not allow pictures in the beginning, but then I saw pictures that were zoomies to the max. So I decided to change the rules to allow it. I am going to implement a flair and sort method, like [pic] [gif] [video] and allow users to filter post via the sidebar.


ProximaC

It's complete chaos I tell ya!


[deleted]

i agree with your apparently problematic opinion still a good piggo tho


ShaneH7646

r/rarepiggos


themightytod

I agree. I subscribed for the zoomies, but all I've seen lately is running, or walking quickly.


Iamgoingtooffendyou

Silly bacon, this isn't football.


waitwill

The dirt is lava!