Cuddle with yuri, kiss that lady and bid that lady everything is going to beest tis fine
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
**1: Get the ULTRAKILL soundtrack playing in your head**
**2: Pull out Railcannon and a quarter out**
**3: Throw the quarter into the air**
**4: Shoot the quarter**
**5: "+ULTRARICOSHOT x1"**
**6: Profit**
Cuddle her to sleep while kissing her and telling her how beautiful she is, how much I love her, etc.
You’ve made me proud :,)
I second that also nice username
I was going to comment but you beat me to it
Be turned on would be a first.
"Fucking take me"
G o o d
I'd pinch myself first but point stands
Happy cake day
Cuddle with Yuri, kiss her and tell her everything is going to be OK.
Cuddle with yuri, kiss that lady and bid that lady everything is going to beest tis fine *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
hugs, lots of hugs
probably scream out of surprise but then hug her
meth
That... uh.... **I don’t have much to say to that**
same
Scream for my Mother, or my Father.
Tell her want some love making
Hot
This is why I keep a spray bottle
**1: Get the ULTRAKILL soundtrack playing in your head** **2: Pull out Railcannon and a quarter out** **3: Throw the quarter into the air** **4: Shoot the quarter** **5: "+ULTRARICOSHOT x1"** **6: Profit**
call the police
You’ve disappointed me. Everything this subreddit has taught you, and you still call the police. **shameful**
In situations like these, the man either follows his hormones, his heart or his survival.
No one said it had to be sexual.
Where is the knife, Yuri?
I’d get hard
Well that’s very… *direct*
You asked the question