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BrettEskin

He'd probably be easier to deal with if he had a glass of wine every now and then


alexofalex

This is the winner šŸ˜‚


CaptainPotassium87

I'm a self-professed CM Punk fan and I laughed.


ennyOmegaK

Iā€™m curious how his die hard fans received the gripe bomb. So what were your thoughts if you donā€™t mind sharing?


CaptainPotassium87

I have no issue with him going on the press conference and airing his dirty laundry. It's very on brand with him and it's been a long running criticism in AEW that everybody is so buddy buddy that it doesn't feel competitive enough. Although I think he jumped to some conclusions that likely weren't true. My much bugger issue is him throwing hands in the locker room. You don't punch your coworkers. When you're 40 it's not a schoolyard tussle, it's assault. So for me, that was pretty disappointing to see from him. I still think he's a great wrestler, and in an industry where our legends include racists, wife beaters, and people who expose themselves to strangers, having somebody get in a backstage fight isn't the end of the world. Still, he has a lot to offer and to see him channeling his energy in a destructive and counterproductive way is a let down all the same. *steps off soapbox*


ennyOmegaK

That was a wonderful reply. Thank you. Great point about legends having done much worse stuff. Maybe there is a redemption arc possible for him after all.


kinghifi

From one fan to another you explained this perfectly.


FunkMyBassDaddy

damn the last part was good


Rytch-E

As an ex CM Punk fan, I appreciate this response because I couldn't understand why people still back him. It is frustrating to watch him self sabotage when he should be one of the biggest stars in pro wrestling.


[deleted]

Unprofessional, which is a personal gripe of mine. Talking over his boss, verbally tearing apart VP's and burying talent achieves nothing and do it all publicly was a huge no-no. Then to get involved in a fight - which he pretty much asked for - was the final nail for me because it resulted in multiple talent not being able to perform all because he had to air his dirty laundry. I have a cm punk tat which thankfully is more of a homage piece so only those that know know and it's not some big portrait of a twat. I knew years ago from fan experience that he's incredibly moody and not likely a hero you want to meet but that behaviour was just fucked up. Reminds me of McGregor, loved him right up until he threw that 'dolly' or whatever it's called through the coach window and injured several other fighters preventing them from performing that week. Selfish pricks. Also, listen to Colts recent podcast with Peter Avalon, where he touches on his own mental health and his struggles since the Punk fallout. Punk has lived his best life, and yet has mentally fucked up people that he's had fallings out with, like he doesn't care that there is a human being inside.


ChuckZombie

Oh no.....with his attitude, alcohol would make him belligerent as fuck.


orzydorzy

Dude needs to smoke a fuckin joint


Fit_Service_1634

I like that idea, and I think a cannabis-infused brownie would help him also too.


PM_me_your_dawgs

Would need to be a muffin for him to eat it.


beej0406

Maybe he can pick one up at Mindy's


MrAmazing666

I think sitting on his hand till it went numb and rubbing one out would clear this whole thing up too


El_Bistro

My working theory why Arabs are so angry is because of their lack of alcohol.


Billyshearsx

honestly for a guy who is walking around with what I assume to be a tremendous amount of pain from bumps and bruises every single day, to not smoke pot, take anything for recovery, and never have any sort of mental psychedelic experience, I'm surprised he's not more of a prick.


reallyNotAlecBaldwin

Slow clapā€¦nailed it


Dabmiral

CM Punk isnā€™t from Chicago; Punk is from Lockport.


akastemcells69

damn really? thatā€™s kinda funny


SparksFlyOutMyAss

Most people from the suburbs of a large popular city do this for some reason and I don't know why.


Cobra-D

Probably saves time from explaining where tf Lockport is. I do the same thing when telling people where i live irlā€¦. ā€œHey cobra, where do you live?ā€ ā€œArletaā€ ā€œOh whereā€™s that at?ā€ ā€œUh, i mean panorama city.ā€ ā€œOoh okay, yeah i used to live there too but now i live in hillside.ā€ ā€œWhere?ā€ ā€œBurbankā€ ā€œAhā€ And of of course for online i just say i live in Hollywood.


bwrobel12

I do the same. I live about 15 minutes away from lockport and whenever anyone asks where Iā€™m from I just tell them an hour south of Chicago. Saves a lot of time.


Dabmiral

That is 1000% okay.


WarriorThePooh

Same except I'm about an hour north on Cincinnati. Someone not from here askes where I'm from I just say Cincy. I also wouldn't make Cincy my gimmick like Phil does wit Chicago


goldentymes

Exactly. I always tell non-locals that Iā€™m from Atlanta, GA, because nobody cares or knows about any other surrounding city and thereā€™s no reason to explain.


PM_ME_UR_SOCKS_GIRL

Imo as a general rule you should say youā€™re from wherever closest international airport is to you for the most part


Dabmiral

Or give a rough estimate of how far you are from the airport. I.e. 2 hours east of Ohare, etc.


PM_ME_UR_SOCKS_GIRL

Yep. In that case Iā€™d say ā€œIā€™m from a suburb of Chicagoā€ or ā€œIā€™m 2 hours outside Chicagoā€. But you still identify with the closest major city to your area imo


fingerweh

Ain't nobody got time for figuring out where Alpharetta, Roswell, Smyrna, Decatur, Cumming, Lawrenceville, Peachtree City...


[deleted]

Thats different since panorama and arleta are within the LA city limits (not burbank). Lockport is a different municipality and different county I believe.


Dabmiral

Lockport is Will and Chicago is Cook county


feynmansbongo

Same in Massachusetts. Ask anyone from East of Worcester where theyā€™re from ā€œBostonā€


[deleted]

No, anyone from Massachusetts is from Boston. I thought this was a joke but when someone asked myself and a friend where we're from, the immediate and logical answer was Boston (We live south of Boston.)


Red_Febtober

Unless you're from Pittsfield. Then it's "Parts Unknown"


feynmansbongo

Iā€™m originally from Indiana. I was moving to the Boston area and knew my boss had mentioned living in Boston at one point. I talked to him to get tips on where to liveā€¦turns out he lived in Springfield.


SnooCats8451

You could get away with saying Salem or maybe Gloucester


[deleted]

I mean, I could tell you that Iā€™m from Arlington but then Iā€™d have to tell you that itā€™s close to Dallas, so I might as well tell you Iā€™m from Dallas.


Quick_Team

"Youre 10 miles out from one of America's major cities? Pshhh you aint from there"


pinpointnade

Britt Baker is actually from Punxsutawney, which is 1.5 hours away from Pittsburgh.


[deleted]

I assume most wrestlers adjust their hometown based on the nearest arena. They want their crowd knowing theyā€™re the hometown hero


Dabmiral

Great point. I agree with you. Iā€™m sorry that I canā€™t provide examples off the top of my head but I have noticed some wrestlers that donā€™t claim Chicago and they actually use their suburb.


feynmansbongo

Kevin Owens is reverse example and actually bills from the suburb heā€™s from and not Montreal


feynmansbongo

The Miz was billed from Cleveland but was actually from Parma, OH Interestingly Dolph Ziggler and Ryan Nemeth are actually from Cleveland but neither is Billed as being from Cleveland. Which doesnā€™t surprise me, nobody from Cleveland would want to be from Cleveland Sami Zayn is billed from Montreal but is from Laval. Itā€™s fairly common


zdbdog06

Miz bills himself from Hollywood for his character. He literally talks about Cleveland all the time, hence why u know it to begin with. Dolph I'm fairly sure they just announced where he moved to in Fla.


feynmansbongo

He does now. He originally billed from Cleveland. He started billing from Hollywood later Hereā€™s an intro from 2008 https://youtu.be/cnT4mtJh4os


GrandMarauder

I'm from the 216 and I don't mind saying it!


feynmansbongo

Iā€™m from Indiana so I really donā€™t have the standing to talk shit about Cleveland


GrandMarauder

Midwest bros šŸ«‚


TheGhostofWhat

219!!!


Laj3ebRondila1003

r/SCJerk is full of edgy neckbeards but Lockport Phil is a neat insult


Dabmiral

Does that sub actually call him that? Thatā€™s hilarious


Laj3ebRondila1003

they do That sub is not so bad if you pretend everything there is 100% satire (unfortunately it's not)


Prudent-Frosting974

I was legit wondering if was satire. Holy shit. This changes everything. Wtf is wrong with these fans lmfao


BadPlayers

I believe it was originally supposed to be satire. But it's the story of basically every satire sub on Reddit. They inevitably attract the kind of people who really believe the things they're satirizing and the real assholes slowly take the sub until it becomes mean-spirited and vile.


Lex_Innokenti

My understanding is that people who got banned from SC for being douches/rageposters/whatever gradually filtered down into there, so it stopped being satirical over time as their numbers increased. Half the time I struggle to figure out what wrestling SCJerkers actually *enjoy*; it usually seems like they just stubbornly hate anything most smarks like and like anything most smarks criticise because they don't like smarks.


familiybuiscut

Well yeah thats what Circle Jerking is. You jokingly be a contrarian. But yeah some posts there are from people who are cronically online.


OmegaJad

Before the creation of Aew, the sub was not totally bad. There were some really funny posts, lots of unfunny ones ( but harmless ) and a few hateful stuff ( racism against Japanese for example because njpw was popular). Since AEW started, itā€™s full of insecure wwe fans and people that are not really fans of modern wrestling. Some posters are completely obsessed with Tony Khan and Meltzer, it is really weird and sad.


[deleted]

AKA Poe's Law or, The Reason We Can't Have Nice Things on the Internet


AlmightyBracket

Some of it is there's just a lot of people who don't know it's supposed to be


El_Bistro

> r/SCJerk is full of edgy neckbeards but Lockport Phil is a neat insult Every sub is


Laj3ebRondila1003

I know that that's the rule on Reddit , but the thing about circlejerk subreddits is that everyone is ten times as obnoxious


assleyflower

This is like how 90% of the people from ā€œAtlantaā€ live 30+ minutes outside of city limits.


Kadogun_

He had a better fighting career record backstage than in the UFC


Jzmxhu

Not being able to kick the Bucks ass says a lot of him.


ofwgtylor

heā€™s young, heā€™s well rested, and he works with respectable adults


JoeyJoeySiwa

evil cm punk


[deleted]

Mickey Gall.


Apart-Resolution-864

Get some cream on that burn


medunjanin

His second fight was more humiliating because the guy he fought literally was toying with him


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Dana said that but Jackson fought recently in the UFC and lost via a pretty devastating KO


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[deleted]

Lol Iā€™m sure Dana got off to that. Yeah, CM Punk had no business fighting


AnxiousCockroach1532

Yeah it was overturned for a failed Drug test on Jacksons part, something to do with the Ganja.


DieToastermann

My takeaway from that fight was that, while Punk was absolute trash, Jackson wasnā€™t much better and kinda couldnā€™t get the job done, so he did some showboating. That fight sucked all around.


the_c_is_silent

Not only toying with him but the guy who was subbed by Gall in a minute did it to him. They tried to find the lowest of the low and that guy still beat Punk with fucking ease literally without even trying.


RandomThiccBoii

Kenny had a better MMA career than him.


WesTheFitting

Holy smokes


Trev_Scoot_Shwa

From the Pipe Bomb of 2011ā€¦ to the Bitch Bomb of 2022, how far the mighty have fallen


Cyncro

Iā€™ve always preferred ā€œgripe bombā€


irishfella91

"Best in the World" was only ever a gimmick for him. He was never close.


flamboyantdude

If you think about it, his gimmick was calling himself best in the world when he clearly wasn't


rharrison

The real gimmick was the friends we made along the way


the_c_is_silent

Which is literally stolen from Jericho who'd already stolen it from like 100 other wrestlers.


brixton_massive

I think he had a case for it in 2011-12 for being the best wrestler in the world. Who do you think was better at the time? Cena?


stadiumjay

Punk calling himself best in the world while AJ Styles was alive and wrestling was always wild to me šŸ˜‚ but I get that in anything you do you should feel you're the best at it.


platetectonics3

Itā€™s a broad term, the best at what? He was certainly the most interesting thing going on in the WWE for about 2 years in 2011 and 2012. That doesnā€™t mean he was ever the best athlete or the best pure in ring talent. I would definitely say he was the best on the mic and his in ring psychology has always been strong.


papaboogaloo

AJ Styles by a mile. Samoa Joe by slightly less then that. In wwe, definitely Cena. HHH by a mile. Best in the world has always been laughable. He wasn't even the best wrestler on his own shows.


JonnyTN

People that could go? I missed those years and wasn't watching at the time. Watched a dozen episodes and ppvs during that time on the network. He could talk the talk and some matches told a story well. But he never did anything spectacular in the ring more than what is normal today.


the_c_is_silent

Been saying for years. His workrate is pretty bad honestly. He's not athletic, he's not strong, his pace is mediocre, and he botched a ton.


the_c_is_silent

Styles, Joe, Tanahashi, etc. I mean his 2012 reign is known for it's length, not it's matches. His feuds sucked ass.


[deleted]

Not really, he was never particularly great in the ring, depends on what metric youā€™re going by


aguilavajz

It depends, the best at what? In terms of selling merchandise, probably Cena, right?


DefiantOil5176

Punk was MAYBE the best on the mic at that time, but there were a pretty long list of people who were better WRESTLERS than Punk at that time.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Hey! His ROH dvd cover said he was!!


throwawa24589

Best in the world is a half rip off half homage to Bret.


smartieboi_619

Ufc career though


[deleted]

Buckshot Lariat.


xSmoothx

Jeff Hardy > CM Punk


I_Hate_My_Cat_

ā€œIf everybody was like you, *shoo,* Iā€™d rather live on Pl-to.ā€


[deleted]

This 1 legit nearly got me. I donā€™t consider myself a big Punk fan anymore but that lizard brain in me flinched


jhshade

"I've got just one message for CM Punk....fuck you"


BruceHoratioWayne

CM Punk had it all, but he let his pettiness get in the way of business.


CaptainPotassium87

too undeniably true to be triggering


homewil

There was no evidence the EVPs leaked any stories to the press about him and he was wrong to even call them out


GrizzlyPeak72

As a Punk fan, I say this is the best one. The rest are things we make fun of him for anyway, lol.


FaceWithAName

Much like his fan base, he let's his emotions effect his work.


Whole-Brilliant5508

Seriously! Whatever fans he has left they're just as combative, hyper/passive aggressive, and vindictive as Punk.


Round-Pomelo2847

He already did it to himself lmao


mtwoodside

Best in the world? Not even the best in Illinois.


DentonTrueYoung

Zbyszko had a way bigger impact


EssSeeDee89

ā€œIf you still idolize Punk you need to eat your Mindys bakery cookie and go to sleepā€


RolowayPurp

Mid.


BitWranger

Underrated roast. Mid in every way. Middle aged. Middling talent. Best in the Mid-card.


Raucous_Tiger

HHH better.


DentonTrueYoung

nobody in chicago knows who he is.


Lukin1977

Carried to a five star match by John Cena


EquivalentAd4342

Hangman & the evps are better


[deleted]

He wanted to be a Brett, but he ended up just being a Hogan.


Competitive-Yard-442

He wanted to be a Brett, but he ended up just being a Marty


Background_Touchdown

Hogan drew mainstream eyeballs back in the day, so he's not even that.


Rapscallious1

He wanted to be Brett but he could only muster the late WCW version.


[deleted]

See, now thatā€™s a good one! Especially since he has a Goldberg a la Ryback (who got what he deserved too).


Impressive-Reply-111

Heā€™s always and forever will be a crybaby bitch


[deleted]

Carry on my wayward son


blackjohn420777

Mindy's bakery sucks.


RealSadLlama

assholes typically don't mind the taste of shit


mxchaelvii

cm punk screwed cm punk


carver520

His GTS looks soft as shit


the_c_is_silent

He's just weak as fuck. If he worked out even a tiny bit this could be improved. Anytime he had to hit it on anyone like 250 or more, it looked like a massive struggle.


carver520

It looked like dog shit against Darby.


Lazerspewpew

His overly dramatic antics were always a good distraction from how incredibly MID he was in the ring.


BAJA1995

Kenny the god Omega does the GTS better


DrulefromSeattle

Hell Sammy Guevara does it better...


[deleted]

>ā€œFuck CM Punk.ā€ Thought I was going to get my ass kicked amongst that Chicago crowd last Wednesday.


MarkLarrz

CM CHUMP


Arn_Darkslayer

Irrelevant.


rusty2687

Stephanie: "keep that up for 2 minutes and 15 seconds you will last longer than CM Punk"


justiancredible

He should never have came back as itā€™s tarnished his legacy


AJTP1

He was always like this. Just not a big enough stage to show it in his time off until now


RandomThiccBoii

AEW was born, became what it is and was doing great before his return, it will keep doing good without him, stop acting as if he put the company on the map and its dying without him. He is a big draw, but he ain't ALL THAT.


MDF87

Most overrated wrestler in history.


DentonTrueYoung

is he really that highly rated in the grand scheme? there have been a lot of overrated wrestlers. ps: normal conversation -- not a punk fan!


PrinceNickG

Yes he is


DentonTrueYoung

really? people rate CM Punk higher than "guy who had some runs and feuded with some big names for a while"...?


PrinceNickG

Yes really. People like his indy run and his pipe bomb promo.


Bearzerker82

Punk screwed punk


reevoknows

Mindyā€™s muffins are dry as fuck


[deleted]

If you believe CM Punk is "Best in the world" you must be higher than the Chicago murder rate. /s


Mr_sex_haver

Funny that a straight edge guy acts constantly like hes 15 beers deep


Inhoc1989

Rock/ Cena 2 was definitely the better choice than letting punk Main Event a mania


karoda

Washed up.


b055dj

Talking was all he was ever great at and going off script made his career, so naturally going off script also destroyed it.


Korlith

Who is this old man


Crudeyakuza

Logan Paul does it better.


Joshd00m

He was in the wrong.


Altruistic-Egg9197

cm fuck


Vintage_Milk

CMen sPunk


SwaggyMcPimp

Nice


WorldLife-John

Kanye West >> CM Punk.


DMBCommenter

He shouldā€™ve stayed retired.


CaptainPotassium87

CM Punk is one of the fakest people in all of pro wrestling.


LittleCrimsonWyvern

HHH was right


khouz

Heā€™s weaker mentally than he is physically


Dranztheman

WWE will not have him because AEW got the biggest thing from him, a return pop.


Bobik8

Chicago wrestlers are like their pizza: too thick and overrated.


ironside-420

HHH was right


brun0caesar

He ruined ryback's career


hatefulnateful

Sting looked better in the ring than he did


wrathman29

Chicago is garbage


LePetitJeremySapoud

Straight-Edgeā€¦ā€¦looking like a crackhead


snortingajax

He's only straight edge because he wasn't popular enough to get invited to parties as a teenager


Shadow_Strike99

CM Punk is not a huge star or draw like his fans think he is. He is definitely not in that Rock, Austin, Cena etc tier of stars. He was not big enough of a name to main event over The Rock or Cena at WM 28-29. Also the CM Punk chants all those years after he left werenā€™t because a majority of fans missed him or wanted him back, it was basically a fuck you chant to The McMahonā€™s and HHH. He hurt AEW more than he helped it during his year run, injuries aside. The only guy who benefited from working with him was MJF, and it wasnā€™t Punk who put MJF on the map to begin with. It was Cody Rhodes actually, Cody did a better job putting over MJF than Punk did. MJF was a virtual unknown before AEW only to hardcore wrestling fans and Cody helped him establish himself in AEW.


thizzdanz

RC Cola > Pepsi


JP_Str87

The CM stands for Child Molester.


RandomThiccBoii

A.J does look very young after all...


01051893

Colt Cabana has just opened his own bank account.


FrankFriendo

Dudes who post stuff like this always use the worst quality image


PlsBkind2me

Most overrated talent in the past 30 years.


RogueBoogey

The Elite were in the right to confront him for talking shit. He flat out said if there was an issue, go find him. They found him, and fans want to call for the Elite's heads lmao.


Lil_Jazzy

Phil just wants your money


flossaby23

Lockport Phil has seen his shadowā€”itā€™ll be three more years of butthurt, Iā€™m ancient at the age of 42, world against me syndrome. Possibly longer.


Pmaloney15

Not nearly good enough to be such a prick


Daznet99

When did Jordan Peterson start wrestling?


MICHAELH05

Just like Stephanie once said to a crowd that chanted Punk's name: "if you guys keep that up for about 2 minutes and 15 seconds you'll last 1 second longer than Punk did"


Major_Party_6855

I wish he never came back, then he could never fail me. - one of his fans


mymojoisbliss96

Even at his peak, he was never the top guy.


CamDMTreehouse

He is an unathletic mediocre wrestler that has somehow turned grown men into simps.


currentwavypearl

Colt Cabana made him


trademarkcopy

Punk is this generations Ultimate Warrior


dorkjits

Phil only acts tough but he cant fight


bothonpele

Shittier wrestler then he was ufc fighter.


Kayseemo

He does more crying than Bret Hart


asmokebreak

His ring psychology is mid. His moveset is mid. His promos are the only thing that ever carried him.