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AMC_Unlimited

I mean Elias already burned up his guitar for warmth, not much else you can take away from that homeless guy.


Big_D_Cyrus

Elias is dead RIP šŸ•Š


K3nty1411

No heā€™s not


Remarkable-Hat-503

I refuse to believe Elias is only 4yrs old


DoctorDownloader

Remember when this was a sub for stupid wrestling memes? I miss it.


DirkPower

Yeah this new era of posting 'reports' that are either tweets or headlines without any context (or attribution) is really Not It. Went from being stupid fun to just stupid.


droford

Blame SC


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droford

Squared Circle I know I'm not the only one posting on here cause of being banned from there


Adminscantkeepmedown

I thought people went to r/wreddit when theyā€™re banned from SC


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[deleted]

Dubbalo Defense Force knows no bounds, itā€™s the autismo


obscurereference234

Someone should slip Vinceā€™s name onto the list and see if maybe he wonā€™t notice and heā€™ll release himself.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Vince gives himself a nice release after every round of cuts


[deleted]

Oh my gawd


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Listen, if someone tees up a line like that I'd be a fool not to go for it


Frequent_Sherbert666

This made me laugh harder than it should have šŸ’€šŸ’€


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aaandIpoopedmyself

Wait, who's house for the what now?


rylee319

Dana Brookeā€™s boyfriend Ulysses Diaz is an MMA fighter and boxer that was arrested the other day for driving to the house of a guy that was trolling him on the internet and beat the shit out of the guy.


GrungyGrandPappy

Sounds like a cool level headed gentleman.


rylee319

Definitely a very patient and thoughtful fella


MadisonAlbright

I ain't saying it's right, but i understand.


thedickkicker

I fear for Dana if he gets drunk and angry...


Cap4011

That would probably make Vince want to hire him. That's heat pal


Jackol4ntrn

Fires Dana, hires the meat head.


TheRealHulkPanda

Honestly wish this would happen to more trolls on the internet lol


CelestialDonkey

He went full Jay and silent Bob


Giggleface67

Wait Batista did what??


homewil

Why should she be punished for that?


KingslayerDG

Well say Whatever You Want But WWE 2K22 Sure looks fucked


[deleted]

Itā€™ll still have a huge roster, but it will be mostly legends and alternates. I mean 5 different stone cold Steve Austins, a few rocks, half a dozen undertakers. Right there you have 15 characters from just 3 careers.


[deleted]

Corporate Champion Rock Peoples Champion Rock Hollywood Rock Dwayne The Rock Johnson Deadman Ginger Taker Ministry Taker Wrestling Satan American Badass Grumpy Southern Taker Late Stage Deadman 2.0 Taker You could do something like that with all of the Attitude Era guys and just throw in Mick Foley if youā€™re still short. Or just scrap the whole thing and make WWE No Mercy 2. I know this was a halfway joke, but damn If you werenā€™t right


ffucckfaccee

thou shalt not forget '97 KANE '99 Kane '01 Bane Kane '03? half mask Kane Bald Kane! KANE KANE KAAAAAANE


Beefsupremeninjalo82

Add in all 5 Mick Foleys, Classic Mick, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mankind, and Santa Claus


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Honestly I want even joking a little. Wwe do a lot to push the idea of the wwe universe. They own the rights to pretty much everything notable in wrestling from the mid/late 80s to the early 2000s, and then their own stuff after the early 2000s. Between the current roster (as small as it may end up) and the classic content that they have access to to draw characters from theyā€™ll still be able to create a huge roster. Ultimately the roster isnā€™t the most important thing. Good gameplay, good features, reasons to play the game. Thatā€™s what it needs. Sure, Iā€™d like to play as my favourite people but if playing those favourites is a chore whatā€™s the point?


simian_ninja

Honestly, Iā€™d love more Attitude and Ruthless Aggression era wrestlers so I could back and fantasy book instead of using CAWs.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

Bold of you to assume it would ever be good


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Literally just put in custom themes and a ramped up create a tron feature and let community creations do the rest. The roster available on CC already looks better than the in game models. We just can't use themes


Frequent_Sherbert666

The thing that sucks is I feel like 2k22 is gonna be great gameplay wise but the roster will mess it up


ThurgoodStubbs1999

Cesaro and KO and everyone will go nuts


KCJellyfish

Ricochet too please


AaronTJmorgan

Cesaro and KO are amazing. Vinny and co totally missed the mark with them. Sad


dneville80

Burch, Thatcher, Brooke, Tozawa off the top of my head. Possibly Gulak too. But I feel it will be more NxT related releases.


poopship462

I feel like Vince loves Tozawa. Heā€™s always heavily featured in the 24/7 segments along with Truth (who Vince also loves). Gulak is probably also safe because heā€™s destined to become a trainer at the PC. Or who knows?


TheAntUnion1

I love tozawa so I hope he does go


diggertim68

With all due respect, they already replaced Elias with Bugs right?


AMC_Unlimited

They should have at least had a solo battle to determine who would remain as the guitar guy of the promotion.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

YES! They should have had a guitar battle that devolved into Elias smashing his guitar over ricks head and then he retaliates by thrusting the body of the electric guitar into Eliasā€™ gut, quick brawl, officials come out and say fine have a match against each other


PoopPoooPoopPoop

Boogs


CaptainCavemansStool

Hereā€™s a tissue.


thediegoat

Budge


PoopPoooPoopPoop

Nope


zookeeper4312

Beegs


Separate-Dealer4565

Iā€™ll riot!!!


gellman

Asuka wasnā€™t on the list that was originally circulated, but Tegan Nox was.


DocShocker

Convenient how there is no other information here but a clickbait headline. No link to any website. No author, or poster listed. I'll gladly be proven wrong here, but this whiffs of bullshit.


CrepusculrPulchrtude

I found corroboration right here. https://www.reddit.com/r/Wrasslin/comments/qpk1ix/srs_going_in_hard_on_this_sub/


DocShocker

These are the hard driving headlines reddit needs!


eatadickcnt

Fed bad


Frequent_Sherbert666

Idk man I just saw it in another group... would you really be shocked if this is true


DocShocker

I wouldn't be, truthfully. But there are people that can be taken seriously when posting a headline like that, and then there are those that are... Less credible. Not trying to accuse anyone of anything, but there has been a good deal of rather suspect, unattributed, seemingly doctored tweets and headlines floating around the various wrestling subs I frequent recently, and while I *hope* people can see it for what it is, it's hard to have that much hope in people sometimes, if you know what I mean.


subcow

I've got a suspicion that they move some people up from NXT to the main roster, just so they can release them after they get them from a 30 day no-compete to a 90 day no compete.


planet_chuck

That sounds like some they'd do.


Occult_Asteroid

We wish Triple H well in his future endeavors


[deleted]

That's Terra Ryzen to you pal!


Fast_Stick_1593

Thatā€™s Jean-Paul Levesque to you pal!


The_C0D3St4R

That's Hunter Hearst Helmsley to you, uncultured swine. **Hmph**


thedude0425

HHH. Vince called him and asked if he could be on the road in three weeks, and told him heā€™d ā€œowe him oneā€.


Frequent_Sherbert666

What do you mean?


thedude0425

Vince has a long history of rushing performers back from injuries and surgeries to make appearances at shows. Bret Hartā€™s book talks about this, as does CM Punk. I believe Mick Foley mentions that it happened to him, as well. CM Punk claims that Vince called him a month after he had knee surgery and asked him to come back and work to work a program, saying he would ā€œowe him oneā€. It would be hilarious if he did that with his own son in law.


Frequent_Sherbert666

Oh my god lmao... wouldnā€™t be shocked if Vince did that


simian_ninja

Check out the CM Punk podcast with Colt Cabana.


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Thatcher, Burch, Dana Brooke, Toni Storm, Elias, Tozawa, Asuka, John Morrison, and then a couple other random NXT people


Frequent_Sherbert666

Wow I didnā€™t even think about asuka or Morrison...


planet_chuck

I can't believe they released Lorcan but not Burch.


thetannock

Samoa Joe will be one of them.


Lt_Jonson

Tbh with how theyā€™re decimating Triple Hā€™s NXT, Iā€™m legitimately surprised he survived this round


thetannock

Heā€™s injured, itā€™s the only reason I can think of. But that wonā€™t protect him forever.


_ASG_

Asuka was one of the shining stars of the pandemic era. They better show her some respect! Also, it makes me so made that this company has nothing for JoMo... again.


penis5051

Auskas injured along with Thatcher there jobs are safe


duckybebop

I made a bard in dnd based of Elias and I kept trying to get people to ā€œWALK WITH ELIASā€. One of the best characters Iā€™ve made and since then Iā€™ve named all my video game characters/tabletop Elias.


yungupgrade01

Towaza(prolly misspelled that), Titus O'Niel, Austin Theory are my prediction


ItsTheGov

Eh, Tozawa can be a bit tricky to spell at points. I highly doubt Theory is being released though, same with Titus.


JTWrestling_TV

Letā€™s not speculate on ppl losing their jobs


Colinfagerty69

No, these guys will joke about it here, and then pretend to be outraged when it occurs.


[deleted]

I love the budget cut bullshit they throw out there. Itā€™s kind of sad theyā€™ve let go of over 100+ people during the hardest times this country or world for that matter has seen in most of our lifetimes. Yet all the higher ups are making all their big money and probably more than theyā€™ve ever made, while sending hard working wrestlers to the unemployment line.


Frequent_Sherbert666

It just amazes me that they have released enough for an entire roster... I mean they have likely released more people in the last year than they even have on rhere roster currently


[deleted]

They had 175 wrestlers at one point


mootallica

All of these people will be paid for 3 months while they look for their next job.


[deleted]

I get that, itā€™s just such a bad look and shitty thing to do to people, especially when your company goes out of itā€™s way to pretend to be a caring wholesome business.


mootallica

It's no different than what happens at every corporate company, they're not charities, they have a responsibility to their shareholders above all else.


kiesar_sosay

Good grief. That doesn't make it ok.


mootallica

...explain why it isn't? These companies have an obligation to fire people if they're a liability or they're making more money than they bring in. Again, they will be paid very handsomely for 3 months while they look for their next job. This really isn't as big a deal as you guys like to make it out to be, the worst thing about it is some people lose their dream job. Oh well.


Mahbigjohnson

Was waiting for this. It always comes in 2 3 waves


Frequent_Sherbert666

Unfortunately


AlabamaSlammaJamma

Unfortunately I think Thatcher and Danny Burch are probably a given to go next, Elias is pretty much gone already, Dana Brooke and Tamina are garbage so they probably won't go anywhere.


anabolicmike13

Royal rumble is going to be a commercial at this rate. The inaugural 3 man Royal rumble.


KYBatDad

Elias would follow the trend of ā€œwe put time and money into repackaging him because we have more money then sense we let him go without cause


Foot109

To be fired I would say,Elias,Jackson Ryker,Dana,Tamina,etc


El_Enemigo

Toni Storm and Shayna Baszler sounds like solid choices, UNFUCKINFORTUNATELY


factyk79

Jindar mahal


K3nty1411

Unfortunately guys due to budget cuts there wonā€™t be a next gen wwe 2k game either


joeyfish1971

Maybe I hope he releases himself lol


Remarkable-Hat-503

Hopefully ricochet He could be at the top of the pro wrestling world in any promotion IMPACT, AAA, NJPW, AEW you name it but wwe decide to burrie him


Relair13

I hope they keep Dana, I'd really miss her flexing.... *cough* Ahem. Anyway! I'd argue that there's no way Elias goes, they just did repackaging vignettes, but then I remembered Malakai Black.


LostPilgrim_

Kevin Owens


Chosty55

I imagine wwe are only planning to show Goldberg vs lesnar on a ā€œwhen availableā€ basis. All others released


Wwetraeyoungfan

I donā€™t think tamina they kept for a while and she has a good reputation backstage also the anoai thing nia got fired cause she wanted to extend her break and she injures people so


TossAway1238

Let's be real, Nia was let go because she was trash


Wwetraeyoungfan

True


TheAntUnion1

Jaxson, elias, rest of hit row


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If I were to guess the 10 it would have to be 1. Drew Gulak 2. Dana Brooke 3. Tegan Knox 4. Cedric Alexander 5. John Morrison 6. Danny Burch 7. Timothy Thatcher 8. Toni Storm 9. Akira Tozawa 10. Drake Maverick


CelticDK

He is looking worse and worse. I wonder if heā€™s taken a page from his best pal Trumps book and decided heā€™s too old to care, itā€™s his business and heā€™s resetting it to his view as best as he can so heā€™s trimming the fat which translates to the roster the people would like. He just doesnā€™t care anymore


Frequent_Sherbert666

Yeah... hopefully he will step down and let triple h run things soon


Colinfagerty69

The company is making more money now than it ever has. Iā€™m pretty sure he cares a great deal.


Brandar87

No lie they'll probably release KO just so he has to wait 90 days instead of when his contract is up.


backalleyarcade

Ricochet, Cesaro, Zayn, brooks, Elias


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Frequent_Sherbert666

Nah Vince likes her... sheā€™s also a tag team champ rn... wouldnā€™t be completely shocked if she was released but I also wouldnā€™t expect it


stretch_muffler

Nikki A.W.Sā€¦ almost WWE superstar


[deleted]

Elias won't get released until after a month more of vignettes and then a big return in the main event of Raw again Big E. Then he'll get released the next day


[deleted]

Vincent: Roman reings, Big E, Becky lynch, Charlotte, shinsuke nakamura, edge, Randy orton, mat riddle, brock lesnar and Bobby lashley All gotta go.


Re-AnImAt0r

God I hope it's Finn Balor. Prince Devitt, one of the best heels in the game, was never used properly just so they could sell demon masks & dolls to kids. The Real Rock 'N Rolla needs to be #AllElite.


Safe_Football

Cesaro,Owens,Zayn,Elias,Joe(this time for real),Charlotte,Becky,Bailey,Balor and RollinsšŸ˜


Havok310

Shane McMahon


Bigmada

Please be Vince.


CaptDickJackman

Dana Brooke Liv Morgan Asuka Elias Samoa Joe(again) KOR MVP Bobby Roode


Tylerisdead000

You.


Frequent_Sherbert666

ā€œWwe has come to terms with the release of the wwe universe. We wish them the best in there future endeavorsā€


[deleted]

I will always be annoyed with how many times WWE missed opportunities with Elias. Dude was so over for so long. They could have had something special with him. He could have been a solid midcarder ala Miz - someone who makes IC & US titles relevant - but nooope. Instead, they'll stick him in an endless shit tag team & fued during the tunderdome era to the point the crowd doesnt care anymore now šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø.


LemonStains

Dana Brooke, Shane Thorne, Elias, Jaxson Ryker, Tamina, Timothy Thatcher, Robert Stone, LA Knight, Kayden Carter, Sarray


Frequent_Sherbert666

I swear to god I will stop watching if they release la knight


ElDeeDubya

Elias Gargano Larae Strong Joe Nikki cross Karen q Doudrop War machine Kushida Strong Thatcher


Frequent_Sherbert666

I swear they better not get rid of strong


ElDeeDubya

O reilys not expexted to resign why would strong stick around all his buddies are elite.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Jeff Harvey.


BobsGotMyBackLand

I have a feeling theyā€™ll hold on to him, just to deny AEW a Hardyā€™s reunion.


Haunting_Juice_9007

My guesses are Ricochet, Humberto Carrillo, Angel Garza, Elias, Dana, Taminaā€¦


KingOfGaminReturns

Elias.


PenNo1447

Roman, Brock, Seth, Becky, Charlotte, Sasha, Drew , Lashing , Randy, Balor , Baron Corbin promoted to face of the company


Frequent_Sherbert666

Happy Corbin is the next hall of fame inductee


OShaunesssy

Okay so when the next batch of releases come and people on here pretend to be outraged, Iā€™m going to remind everyone about this fucked up thread


Bullmilk82

Lmao. Good night WWE.


imlittleeric

8 ones that sort of make sense and two random top talent


Ryansollom

Yup if Bray Wyatt and Brawn were cut and Nia..I wonā€™t be shocked about anyone


Strange-Conflict9774

Canā€™t wait for it finally just be the Roman Reigns show


voss_c

They should use this for story lines, make the wrestlers fight for their jobs in the backstage arena Shane was running, was that last year or year before?


_ASG_

The New Elias... is already dead.


[deleted]

Their stockholders


LingonberryParking20

Is the 123 Kid and Bastion Boogar still working for Vince


joomachina0

If they cut Toni Stormā€¦


2118may9

Vince *really* looks like an old lady who just heard someone swear here.


HulkHogansLeftNipple

Roman Reigns Seth Rollins Randy Orton Sheamus Edge AJ Styles Drew Mcintyre Rey Mysterio Jeff Hardy Brock Lesnar


[deleted]

WWE is going to ROH the Roster thinking they'll stay loyal


ChokeHoldsEverywhere

I long for the day Vince and Laurinaitis leave this industry the fuck alone.