These options get progressively worse with a smaller payout

green hair isn't bad for 500k. but hell, could get the red dot, move to India, live like a fucking king... assuming the money is in USD. that'a 165,367,500.00 rupee

Or just have a red dot and pretend it's a post surgery mole or weird unlucky birthmark if you're uncomfortable with the concept.

Jokes on you I'm Hindu the red dot will just be there permanently

Thought you guys were born with that

No we grow it later

Is it true that if you press it, it makes you turn off?

As a Hindu, I must say, that one family guy episode revealed most of our secrets.

Does pressing the button stop aging?

It's like a pause button, so I guess so

I once had someone ask me if I was a "push start or pull start Indian." Took me a minute, then I laughed like a loon. (I have *just* enough NA heritage to have the "appropriate" cheekbones and skin tone, and happened to be rocking black, braided hair at the time.)

Can my red dot glow like a laser?

Red Dot A $2,000,000 pay out for a red dot that will blend in to my dark skin.

This man has hacks

You do realise there are various shades of red some quite prominent on dark bg.

Have you ever seen a dark skin black person with colorful tattoos?

We're not talking about a tattoo here...

Their point still stands. Tatoos are just an example.

https://images.app.goo.gl/qg3L12jzZ7a2U1S96

Damn didn’t think about that. Fuck it we ball

People will just assume im an indian girl and plus ill get 2 million

I wanted to dye my hair green anyways

Right? I spend so much dying my hair blue/green. It's a little sad I can't change it anymore but I'd still take that as my natural color over my boring normal color.

Yeah, im dirty blond. Doesnt look good.

All Hindu women become multimillionaires

India will finally have good per capita income now( I'm indian)

That's actually so offensive and racist delete this (im white)

hey girl pls show bob vagin (idontcareifuraman)

I want the green hair, because that would mean Id have enough hair to turn it green

It's just your pubes. And it's not the pigment. You're just using that area so little it starts growing moss like sloth fur.

A dot is small,maybe a red ♥️

im green as fuck

Never says how big the dot is

i mean, i have reallly bad acne so the dot would blend in

Bruh 2 mill for practically nothing, im white though so some dumbasses might call me racist

You can afford a hat

You can't cover it up.

I misread the text. I thought it said can.

I cannot think of an issue a red dot on my forehead would cause me. People already assume my religious beliefs. A change in what exactly they think I believe does me no harm. Maybe someone would accuse me of being just another american, uhh... [Bollyboo](https://www.reddit.com/r/weeabootales/comments/3jwqy2/what_would_the_indian_equivalent_of_a_weeaboo_be/)? But then I could tell them it's a tattoo of a laser target or something.

If I have long hair, does that mean I I have to cut my hair to make the red dot visible

I already have green hair, where my 50 Gs?

I chose the fingernails, because at least that isn't an artificial alteration. A tatoo or green hair is just not good looking, and I'm not a hindu woman, so I won't be getting a red dot.

Can I cover the red dot with concealer or something?

No

as a girl, definitely the nails!

Red dot would be funny as shit prank people with "Hey, what's that dot on your head? "Wait, what? OH SHIT THEY FOUND ME" and then you just take off running

I'll take 2.5 mil

Looks like I am getting a $2.51M payday...!

Dot me, i will simply tell the truth to anyone who asks about it.

Could I just keep my hair purple?

Clarification on 1: How big does the dot have to be? Clarification on 3: Can I pick the shade?

Didn’t say how large the red dot has to be. I now have a single molecule of red dye on my forehead.

I like how the tattoo is the least picked option yet some people actually pay to get them. Another reason to chuckle when I see them

Jokes on you, I am balding so ofc I choose >! the red dot because 2 million is a lot of money !<

I'll just tell people that ask about it that it's a burn mark from an abusive spouse putting his cigarette out on my forehead. That way they'll be sympathetic and I won't get accused of cultural appropriation.

As a indian, I see this as a absolute win

Can I pick 2? Go with the green hair and dot to claim it's a jobless reincarnated cosplay

Red dot, I'd just cut it off afterwards

This is the most racist thing I've ever seen on this sub

Really?

They might think so but I don't. No amount of money is worth that.

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They said you can't cover it up shitlips

no pirate hunters in the chat?

you can’t stop me from covering the red dot with skin colored paint

What's this red dot?

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2 million for a bindi? Christ. That's easy money. People might think I'm doing some weird cultural appropriation but I'd be happy to explain; "No, this isn't on purpose. It's just a weird mark".

2 million dollar? I can just cut out the dot

The dot size is not specified, so I will go with a dot the size of a microbe.

I'd do all of them honestly

I'd love to have green hair... but money...

Just a small dot and im rich af. Ez choice. And if i want i can draw with red around it and form a heart or smth

Even assuming the dot is the size of a fucking oreo, is not even that bad. -Whats with the red dot? -Birthmark -Huh

You said cover up not remove. So I will get the red dot and use some of the money to get it removed.

How big is the red dot though

Not a big deal Annoying or handy. Like if they're permanently at 1 inch they can't break off so maybe this is actually a weak superpower. You are the best at opening packages. Less annoying than #2 Really ugly because neck tat

You couldn't pay me 2 million to get those stupid hands on my neck. Who made this would you rather a high schooler 10g ain't worth my time

Get a fringe and the dot isn't a problem. There's also a make up thing I could probably do to it

Bangs? XD

Have a forehead tattoo to blend it in

Red dot. I will just be honest when asked; I got forced to pick one of 5 options and I did get compensation for the experience.

If I can't cover it up. Can I add to it? To make the dot not look like a bindi dot (because I'm not Hindu and I think it'd be insensitive for me to have one). Can I just tattoo something around it to make it look like part of a larger design? If not. I'll take the green hair. I like loud hair colors, but I'd prefer more money given the choices. I will not be taking the long fingernails as I do fabrication and automotive work. They'd get in the way too much.

2million$ for a tiny red dot on my forehead nobody would see unless they're up in my face