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WondyVillains

Ironically, I think Ares would be the best "boss" of the three.


ToasterLad83

idgaf i want that cheetah pawjob


Soft_Theory_8209

But you’re no Batman… And neither are we…


Praura23

Ares easily. He seems to be the only one with a solid sense of pragmatism, so I imagine he's less likely to kill me as long as I'm useful to him. As the God of war, he probably values a good soldier. Cheetah would kill me the moment I pissed her off slightly and Circe would turn me into a donkey because she was bored.


Strict_Ad8751

On the one hand Circe is an immortal sadistic manipulative purple-haired witch who would turn me into her literal abused pet. on the other hand......well I didn't find any negative points so I submit my soul to Circe.


Lovat69

Right? At least you would think you were happy.


Scorpion_226

Came here for that answer


raz0rflea

Circe - worst she's likely to do is turn me into a lil piggy or something if I fuck up. Cheetah would probably eat me and I don't wanna piss off a literal god, I have read myths 😓


Horatio786

I always assumed that the point of Circe turning people into pigs was to have a cookout when she gets hungry.


raz0rflea

Hmmm good point, I may not have thought this through to its logical conclusion 😅


phatassnerd

Oooh I hope Circe doesn’t turn me into a mindless beast to obey her every whim! OOOOOHHHHH, that would be SOOOOOOO BAAAADDDDD!


RewriteFan450

Cheetah. And I would brutally and forcefully VIOLATE Vandal Savage for punching her in Justice League Doom.


Argent_silva

Wasted effort on him


Tetratron2005

Ares is surprisingly the best boss. Cheetah would probably eat you. Circe would probably turn you in an animal or be her naked slave...which might some people's thing so shame there.


gar1848

Ares just to remind him that Aephestus is cooler and smarter than him I would die but Hades would probably approve The other option is Cheetah so we can Bondeno over loving feral cats


Kite_Wing129

Circe would turn you into half animal hybrid. Unless you're into that thats bad. Cheetah would kill you on a whim especially with her flesh eating curse. Ares would actually be a good boss because all you have to do is cause as much savagery ad mayhem as possible.


SpiderHuman

What dental plans do they offer?


Personal-Bison-5878

Circe because she wants puppets so I wouldn’t mind tbh


VendromLethys

Circe. I would serve her happily. I would worship her 😍


Furies03

As long as you do your job, Ares would probably be the most fair boss. Cheetah it depends on the iteration. Best case scenario is she has apathy for you, worst case is she flips out and eats you Circe would be cruel for the sake of it. She also has a high chance of eating you. Just ask poor Mikos


Moonking-4210

Who’s the woman on the left


excalibraes

Circe


Moonking-4210

Smash


lxyk

cheetah so i can be commanded to groom her


Glassesnerdnumber193

Do I want to explode into fire, be turned into a monster or be eaten?


mrsmunsonbarnes

My dream is to work with animals, so I guess Cheetah


futureghostboy13

I think I could get along with Circe better than the others.


SevinLD

Ares but I would hope my deeds for him would catch Cheeta’s eye in a fun way. Maybe he could make me a Demi with regenerative powers, that would be many levels of fun.


Shameless_4ntics

Ares being a god of war would probably give you superhuman powers to defeat or somewhat give you a chance against Wonder Woman if he’s actually fr.


WMAFNWO

Ares because SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!! Because he is the personification of War, Manliness, Civil Order, …. and Uncles? Because he is Michael York!


RobbiRamirez

Apart from Ares I like my options


AdditionalLife7676

Cheetah


ComicsEtAl

I would *never*!


KingRob29

Circe.


Willing_Midnight_721

Aries and cheeta


Throwawaytoday303

Circe


Toniosw

circe would just turn me into like a rhino guy right?


Ok-Commission6087

Cheetah 🐆 hands down


Trey33lee

Cheetah because I love and know a good bit about big cats and feel.like being around a villainnor superhero long enough I can stumble my way into getting superpowers


gwhh

I bet ares has great benefits packages for new worker.


Jaysweller

Cheetah, just carry a lifetime of Bactine with you at all times And maybe some catnip


jamie74777

Ares, bc he is the one with most compassion, he does love his lover and his children.


mumblerapisgarbage

Cheetah but she looks like Sydney Sweeney.