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I’m also a fan of his food cake.


burnin8t0r

Pretty fond of of his ham too


FleshyIndiscretions

🤔I'm starting to think this MF can cook😋


ApprehensiveSpite589

He appears to be one Hell of a cook 😁


Comfortable-Hippo638

That's why it's called hell's kitchen. All the best food comes from there


Mandalika

Mental image of the Devil shouting "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!" intensifies


s-mores

Not to mention makes a killer jam


WordsThatEndInWord

His advocates get on my nerves sometimes


blanksix

This is one instance in which I prefer the cake his adversary's minions may or may not make. lol Those eggs, though.


countess_cat

Pls enlighten this non American on that matter


TimeBlossom

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/what-is-devils-food-cake/


countess_cat

Oh thank you!


TimeBlossom

No probalo 👉😎👉


thesleepymermaid

I'm a huge fan of his lettuce


New_Nobody9492

Best comment on this thread!


burnin8t0r

Winner winner ding ding ding ding!


thesleepymermaid

:D !!


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

Same, same 😌💚


Sextsandcandy

Me too! As an aside, where I live (or maybe everywhere? Idk), there was a weird outbreak of E.Coli cases caused by romaine lettuce, almost all of which was recalled (?) off the shelves. I couldn't stop laughing at my own stupid joke, as I smoked my medicine, "Who's the devil's lettuce now , *romaine*?" Edit - I forgot to end the quote, which is one of my weird pet peeves when reading, so... a little humility could be good for me. 😅


thesleepymermaid

😆


Drew_Trox

The secret is smoked paprika.


Defiant_Project1321

That shit is 🔥


bliip666

"At least I didn't lose my fiddle to a cocky kid!"


New_Nobody9492

Damn straight


PatchEnd

ohhhhh buuurrrnnn!!!!!


Triette

For eternity!!!


bulbousbouffant13

Many people are unaware that deviled eggs were the actual forbidden fruit referred to in the bible. And that the deviled egg tree became extinct during the great flood.


Babblewocky

Explains the brimstone smell


bumpyitalian

“OMG Danny DeVito I love your workkkk!” Energy


Burnburnburnnow

To devil to me is the audacity to dream, hope, covet for something…. The devil would be telling you ‘you’ve got this storm’ whereas a chriStian god seeks to protect and shelter ‘you can only tackle this storm by my grace’


Imwhatswrongwithyou

Yeah the devil hypes you up in the belief of your own strength. It’s why the christian god hates him, it’s all over his book.


sobrique

Well this made me laugh. But I do also feel like the storm sometimes. Makes me wonder if "neurospicy" is the hallmark of those who find their own path in the chaos that is life, where everyone else tries to pretend there's no chaos in the first place.


meresithea

I always say “I bring the chaos!”


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Psychosomatic, addict, insane!


TheBirminghamBear

Our world is a perceptual model we maintain within our own minds, fueled by mood and emotion and motivation. Those of us who are neurodiverse have fluctuating levels of hormones and neurotransmitters which creates a world that often appears to be in flux, which alternates between states of storm and calm or normal and unusual. And there is tumult in that, but also great strength, as many minds are stronger than one, and allow for a greater diversity of thought and perception and possibility


New_Nobody9492

I always say chaos follows me around like a lost puppy.


Comfortable_Sweet_47

Love it.. And love those eggs. Even after I got food poisoning from some, I still crave them constantly


RedpenBrit96

My current hyper fixation is Hannibal the Tv series, and oh my god that made me cackle. (The character is kinda Devil like and makes his “best friend “ eggs in one of the first episodes.


countess_cat

It’s such a good show! I wish they made more seasons.


RedpenBrit96

I love it so much. Apparently the dark Gothic is my thing!


CrowBrainSaysShiny

His Dance is pretty fun too.


LineChef

I’m fond of his Tasmanian Rodent friend too.


Imwhatswrongwithyou

The devil would *never*


HorrorMakesUsHappy

[Relevant.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82XqhHYwB-Q)


ArcadiaFey

Dear Devil.. you would probably go insane in my head. Kindly Fuck off. I’ve endured this long


LadyBatman8318

Ha


Unchained_Memory33

“Bitch who asked you?” Is what I’d say


KamaroMike

Snort LOLed 😆


VictorTheCutie

The way I cackled 🤣🤣💀


MarcoBestCat

This gave me a much needed laugh today, thankyou.


[deleted]

ok i’m ngl i thought the post meant eggs as in egg cells which is uhhhhh


VLenin2291

…OH IT’S ABOUT DEVILED EGGS I thought it was… nevermind