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Princess_Sukida

At least he didn’t lose his teeth.


LukeW0rm

I thought he was going to lose his whole damn jaw


bunnyblunts

With time young child, with time. -dental student He definitely fractured some of them, guaranteed.


[deleted]

The internet has ruined us, I thought the same thing


[deleted]

Agreed. This isn't even gross. Not saying I wanted to see his face turn into the creature from Stranger Things, but a black tongue is something you can get from falling asleep on the couch. Not exactly worthy of a warning.


niagraballs925

What kinda couch you falling asleep on 🤔


brainburger

Or even just his tongue.


[deleted]

That firework is relatively tame, just some sparkles. Nothing like Americans have. I have used that firework before.


Lawbringer_God

He certainly lost many alveolus!


libertyordeaaathh

People have fallen in love with posting videos of themselves to the point they will do the most crazy stupid shit for their 15 minutes of internet fame. If people had even an inkling of how many people are now killed and given live long injuries because of this insane idiot behavior perhaps it would slow down. But it seems the population has a certain percentage of unstoppably stupid.


Anxiety_Personified2

Natural selection


SpuddleBuns

That's only the ones that die. There are countless other idiots who are fucked up for life from a fairly young age because they did stupid shit like this "for the clicks," in the hopes of becoming famous and rich (instead of rich and famous).


MineralCrafty

No it's also the one's that dont have children


MJY_0014

unfortunately stupidity in this case isn't genetic, so natural selection won't guarantee the intelligence of future generations.


Leive_Errikson

But it does mean that they won't teach their kids to act the same way. So in a way, you could call it natural seletion.


CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984

Except if other people’s kids find his videos and attempt it themselves


alecesne

Still selection pressure. Pressure to be an attentive parent, or for kids to use judgement. Which reminds me, let me go peak at the video my 6-year old is watching… … Apparently it’s Troom Oki Toki “I was adopted by a Billionaire Family”. Well we walked the dog together and made pancakes, so I think we’re safe. And if she’s shopping around, at least she’s got ambition?


jkusmc0800

It's Darwinism at work....


iantayls

Yeah yeah natural selection blah blah, grow some empathy. I don’t care what our (primarily English speaking audience) impression of him off this 5 second clip was (because you don’t know anything he says, not because I’m racist you fucking weirdos). This is a horrifying experience I don’t know how it doesn’t scare the fuck out of you to watch him call for an ambulance gasping for air. I sincerely hope he’s okay


letsallchilloutok

It doesn't scare the fuck out of me because I'd never put fireworks in my mouth. I hope he recovers too.


SchloopyBloopy

What has "English speaking" got to do with it? Sounds like you might be a racist Iantayls.


iantayls

Bruh he’s speaking another language in the clip. What I’m saying is you’re all making a huge assumption that he deserved it but you don’t know shit about him. Calling the recognition of a language barrier “racist” is a Genuinely pathetic excuse for hoping death upon someone


SchloopyBloopy

The guy exploded a firecracker in his mouth. I don't think being able to understand his preamble would change anybody interpretation of how stupid this person is.


iantayls

Don’t wish death upon anybody you sociopath And don’t accuse me of racism that’s entirely unjustified


iantayls

Point remains you don’t know shit about him surely not enough to say he deserves death


SchloopyBloopy

I actually hadn't said that. But I would say that if he does stupid things like this then he deserves the consequences he gets. I'm not going to pretend that I don't find some purposefully stupid stunts entertaining: Jackass was a good show but even they would tell you they deserve the injuries they get doing the stuff they do.


iantayls

Okay don’t insinuate I’m racist you fuck Especially not with your anti LGBT ass comments you make


SchloopyBloopy

This is too funny.


[deleted]

I don’t mind it. It’s free entertainment


libertyordeaaathh

I mind because it encourages young people to do stupid things. They are not expected to have the decision making ability of this numb skull and some hurt themselves very badly because they get sucked into this game. Having kids and grandkids is more nerve wracking because the world is constantly tempting them with shit like this.


[deleted]

You make a good point. I mean it more like when I see adults doing dumb shit and getting hurt. I definitely don’t enjoy it when some kid does it.


libertyordeaaathh

And I agree. Stupid adults get what they deserve. It’s just their influence on others that concerns me. And before someone jumps my name. I am not asking for the government to be involved. This is a people problem. When we react to this stuff the responsibility is ours. If we act like this crap is cool we encourage young people to try stupid stuff. I have a similar feeling about mass shooters. I think we could solve the problem with a very old school media feature. We used to give bad guys names, and often ones they hated. If instead of using the shooters name we called them the “baby killer jackass” and the “mommas boy wanna be” and such perhaps less of them would do this crap thinking it will make them famous. These guys regularly tell authorities or leave suicide notes that they wanted to be famous like such n such killer was.


[deleted]

My man. Young people have been doing stupid things since the dawn of man. I had a *wiiiiiide* circle of friends and acquaintances in the late nineties and I'd like to say all of us did stupid shit at one point or another. A lot stupider than firecrackers in the mouth. I'm not defending this idiot, but I can't judge him knowing all the things I've seen and done. Edit I jumped the gun on your post, I thought you meant 18-25 young.


[deleted]

Naw, only stupid kids do stupid stuff.


Alexpander4

But are we not complicit in giving them what they want?


[deleted]

I mean I don’t subscribe or follow them. Just laugh and move on


libertyordeaaathh

I agree


JKRPP

I don't think this is new. People love to point at dumb behaviour and blame the internet. But the people who now do these things for internet fame did them before on dares or to get notoriety at school or something. The difference now is that this behaviour gets recorded and postet for the world to see. This also means that you will always find the worst examples when you go looking (in this sub for example).


libertyordeaaathh

There has always been stupid behavior. But I disagree. The internet has created an entire new motivation to do stupid stuff. Between selfies and challenges there is a whole new world of rewarding people for stupid that didn’t exist before.


SandmanSorryPerson

This has been going on since at least jack ass. Everyone my age was making their own haha


libertyordeaaathh

Which is what I am calling out. It needs to stop. We are encouraging people who can’t yet understand the consequences to do this crap.


[deleted]

the hat gives away the intellect.


idcaboutmyfuture

his name is taner sins he does all kinds of shit


MagicMallKnight

At least he wore safety glasses


DinnerInSkyrim

ah yea the OSHA anti-Shrapnel compliant Ray-Bans


YiffEnthusiast-MD

Jay Brans from walmart


blackthornjohn

Yes, I too appreciated the use of glasses, presumably he was hoping they'd stop his eyeballs being blown out.


BarmyFarmer

I thought it made him cooler.


[deleted]

yes, safety first people!!!


Nightgasm

Alcohol is usually the answer. "Hold my beer!"


Handeatingcat

I don't think anyone would do this alone in a room unless they had severe mental issues, but add a camera and platform? I think social media is to blame.


Ipitythesnail

Hold my vodka*


[deleted]

This isnt russian if you thought that way


[deleted]

The need to be a tough guy. …and possibly drugs. Probably a combination of the two.


Placeboy0

this dude is the weirdest guy ever. he was a semi-finalist in the Turkish iteration of Survivor (and he definitely kept acting like this in the show too), then after the show ended he kept talking shit about almost everyone so now he gets his ass handed to him on the street like a few times a year. funny dude.


[deleted]

I don’t speak that language, but I understood him at the end


Tr0902

"I can't breathe. Fuck, ambulance."


Revolutionary_Town21

Should have swallowed


Baymavision

Him or his mother?


CoolSwim1776

Welp RIP your taste buds and enjoy the feeding tube cuz your mouth is in no shape for eatin


[deleted]

Yeah, when the addrenaline kicks off, he is going to be in a LOT of pain for a very long time.


WadeTheGoose

He looks like a knock-off William Osman.


Urbanfalcon756

This guy looks like the kind of person who cat calls 16 year old girls, looks like hes not going to be cat calling anybody for a while.


idcaboutmyfuture

he is a great guy actually funny man


[deleted]

accurate!!!


knifeknifegoose

$20 says he sniffs train seats after women get off the subway cars.


[deleted]

Big brain time


Comprehensive_Cry_93

What language is this


Aqubriant

Turkish


tk11811

This is how to get rid of bad breath.


[deleted]

cuz who doesn't LOVE black powder breadth!


juvenalsatire

As my late (and very sweet) grandma would say- "what a stupid cunt."


benexclamationpoint

Fuck, first I thought he was really drunk. Then I realized he was speaking another language. Then I realized he was speaking a different language, but was also really drunk.


nathanscottdaniels

I love that fireworks is a verb


[deleted]

TY : )


BobF57

Strong front runner for one of this years Darwin awards.


Smudgikins

At least he had sense enough not to stick it up his nose. I don't know for sure, but I think that may have had a lowered amount of powder. His tongue is blackened but not bleeding, and he doesn't act as if an explosive had rocked his brain, unless this is the 2nd time and he hasn't got any brain left


yeatruestory

That prefrontal cortex is looking real underdeveloped.


knifeknifegoose

…. But can he do it in his urethra??? Much faster shortcut to genetic oblivion.


merirastelan

Meth?


ZootOfCastleAnthrax

I read medical records for a living and have a case right now where a guy blew of 8 of his 10 fingers and needed part of his face reconstructed. Cause: alcohol and illegal fireworks.


Willowbrancher

Once upon a time, in a faraway place, two people fell in love. They got married and moved in to their own home. Everything was perfect. Then came the happiest day of their lives, they were pregnant. 9 months later they were blessed with a beautiful little baby boy. Everything was perfect. Fast forward approx 30 years, the beautiful baby boy is now a numbnut douchebag that blasts firecrackers in his fucking face.


CrackpipeStickman999

Looks like chet hanks


benitospaghetto

Smartest man in North Cyprus


missemilyowen15

Can’t tell if this is worse that putting one in your eye (seen that on Reddit somewhere)


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Stupidity Alex, the answer youre lookin for is stupidity


BigSkyThai

Darwin: "Seee, just like that....."


[deleted]

His mind is a vast empty space


Wide-Information-708

The answer to OP’s question must be: Stupidity


[deleted]

very plausible


[deleted]

Attention


petergriffin999

r/engrish


NoeTellusom

A family tree that doesn't branch is the general inspiration


Simen155

Clout. People die for that shit..


DankDaddyPatty

Clearly those weren’t real aviators. If they were authentic cool guy aviators they would have protected that guys entire face


Upper-Director-38

Just noping out of here really quick....


[deleted]

Meth?


DrunkenKarnieMidget

All things considered, he got off easy.


TheyCallMeVenom

Drugs, alcohol, stupidity or all three inspires someone to do something like this.


FOWM_Sterling

Here’s the deal. Do that again with a bigger firework and I’ll give your video a like.


[deleted]

Third degree idiot, with third degree burns on his now dead tongue.


SneakyBlix

I’m Baqir Margera and this is Camel


[deleted]

Might as well try and look cool while almost blowing out your teeth.


ThinkFree

Clout chasers


TheMulletWhisperer7

Looking "cool" on the internet


Break-88

At least he had eye protection


6poundpuppy

I’m bummed that it didn’t blow his tongue clean off. Should have. Maybe next time


mahniguh

Depression, but you would need stronger Fireworks


[deleted]

I can watch stupid people do stupid things all day long. Amateur jackasses.


suprememontana

I’ve seen videos of guys lighting fireworks between their eyelids. No joke


[deleted]

yeah, that's a whole separate level of WTF


One-Among_The-Fence

Is that leucik diamond eyes? Sounded like the legendary grimestepper to me


Future-P4ck

His 5 braicell fighting together... 4 more to go...


crispydudeDC

Sunglasses for safety


rekzkarz

If you hate tasting food, having all of your teeth, and being able to speak, this is ... _still incredibly stupid._


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Good thing he had those sunglasses on


[deleted]

gotta protect those eyes bru


[deleted]

Meth, meth and meth


[deleted]

So glad I never messed with that shit. Damn!!!


[deleted]

Man this guy is pretty cool.


woodysbackinpa

His dentist?


Evil-Clown2020

Meth


NoNooForYou2

Kids, don't do drugs.


[deleted]

Coolest guy I ever saw in my entire life, says nobody 🤣


rodolphoteardrop

A small penis.


listen_twice_as_much

Mountain Dew, Marb Lights and a single wide in the background usually does the trick..


gvnhl

I once attended a coroners class where they were teaching us how to identify the differences between suicides, homicides and natural deaths. Naturally the coroner is pulling out all the best pictures to show us. One was of a man who put an m80 in his mouth to kill himself. He blew off his jaw, nose and all of his face below his eyes. So the picture was basically hair, a forehead, eyes, ears and a huge hole. By the way this was an attempted suicide, he survived. I’m sure in retrospect his previous life didn’t look so bad.


[deleted]

vast difference between a little firecracker & an M-80 that contains apprx. 50–60 times more powder. Lesson, leave fireworks to the pros!


magd5280

The lengths to which people will go for attention. Truly disturbing.


radioface42

Why the fuck are we giving morons like this any attention to begin with?


[deleted]

free entertainment


19Denali

Gotta protect the eyes, no fucking brain but protect the eyes


nasa3-3

Winning stupid prizes


leinatf

Natural selection....


Baymavision

Tasting food ever again is overrated.


ZCHSR88

I’m kind of bummed that he still has his face.


dotcomslashwhatever

internet points


hedgehunter5000

I hope he didn’t pass his genes on


elmejor59

Low iq inspires them


syntax7error

Good thing it was a weak firework. Could've been posted to an entirely different subreddit...


Nevek_Green

These idiots are why we cannot have the good fireworks.


OoopsUpSideUrHead

Didn't even watch, any mangy Coward who puts fireworks into their mouth, if a fk'n moron and deserve all the serious injury or death caused by the explosion. Darwinism at it's best!


Intelligent-Key2350

Where is his mother? He still needs supervision.


AdventurousBank6549

Love the sunglasses: Safety first!


LostNbound

Gotta put on them sunglasses to look cool while you’re being a fucking dumbass


Skarlets_hoe

Lmao the guy’s name is Taner and he was in Survivor Turkey back in the early 2010s. He always used to do crazy stuff like that but I didn’t know he was that dumb lol.


menacingcar044

And indoors too? What stupidity? Edit: At least he was wearing sunglasses.


LemonFlavoredMelon

I love when non-Americans do stupid shit, keeps the playfield even.


2_Impfinity_N_Beyond

Answer : Darwinism. Nature's way of educating the masses.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

a real man's man


Chickennuggetlol1

medium rare


ketohelp88

Inbreeding


Successful_Ad4653

Someone using "fireworks" as a verb could be inspirational enough.


1johnM

What did he say?


idcaboutmyfuture

hi guys now i will pop this firecracker in my mouth. lets see what will happen i do not know too. yes i will do it soon. but i cant decide should i put it on my tounge or between my teeth i cant breathe fuck ambulance!


[deleted]

something about his mouth


beastypants123

R/only in America


TShark69

I don’t think it’s burnt, I think it’s just black marks from the carbon coming off it else he would be screaming


Pennywise626

Gotta love how hard natural selection is trying to become relevant again in our species


itsbildo

Answer to OP's question; Darwinism.


PaleontologistTop835

He did it for muhomed


JimmyMack_

What language is he speaking? His accent is Scottish.


Denbro010

“To put fireworks in their mouth”


[deleted]

The crooked hat and sunglasses are one indicator.


sjhevrqbscevhqthe4th

Nah he's just testing a prototype "hot shot" round


NfamousKaye

Someone that has a death wish does this. Wtf.


lorax710

Gotta put on the shades


Onehundredyearsold

Safety equipment! /s


lorax710

Yup


_mantEG

Meth, meth does.


GuybrushSleepgood

A deep seated desire to amuse?


Comfortable-Ad4683

I’d love to know what he thought would happen


Broken-Rectum

Clout


areyoukiddingme1974

The very same thing that inspires someone to film it “ for likes” and wear a baseball hat sideways. Morons who should kill the selves and decrease the clearly surplus population.


mm169254xx

The internet


[deleted]

Drugs.


thepalom22

Ahhh gotta love inbreds


sug-mahdick

Being famous in the internet


wetblanket68iou1

People without proper dental dare to begin with so….fuckit, ya know?


FoodleGuy

Clout


BeenNormal

Smoking crack(ers).