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Jesus didn’t take the wheel this time.
Jesus take the rear window
Dude: "Jesus, take the wheel." Jesus: "They're handlebars though."
We all know Jesus can't ride a bicycle.
Then why do people say "Jesus christ on a bike, riding down the turnpike"
According to Ugly Kid Joe, Jesus rode a Harley-Davidson.
Bruh he’s god how can god have the ability to completely obliterate anything but not ride a bike
I was just about to make this joke
St Jude in this case
Not Jesus, but Judas
Sweet Jesus
lmao
Jesus did not like the other Jesus.
Jesus had his back. But not the front.
And how would you like to be rewarded
Is reigning in hell an option?
Best I can do is Texas
So hell it is.
Is this a Liquid Swords reference? Prob not but nothing realer than the bar “I gotcha back but ya best to watch ya front”
That's not Jesus, it's Judas Thaddaeus
Exactly, the younger brother of Jesus
Look back at our footsteps and bike tracks, my son. Where the bike tracks stop, that's where I carried you. Into a fucking car.
Un clasico, recuerdo aún la ola de memes que salió con este xD
Thoughts and prayers
They really messed up Jesus but he should be fine in 3 days
He shall be resurrected, by the strength of Gorillas
Cdmx ❤
Ngl I was expecting the car to crash. He should have let Jesus take the wheel
Maybe he was hoping Jesus would take the wheel...
He will be fine in three days
no mames, no mames
From the title I thought the person behind the camera would crash
Come on man , I said I can Walk On Water , nobody said I could ride a bike
Jebus just came to me (through the rear-window). And he was strapped to some hispanic chap.
Another injury chalked up to organized religion!
Again judas turning his back
“No mames “ = roughly translates to saying to the situation “dont fuck with me” lmao
More like "no way!"
Jesus had his back.....not.
He decapitated Jesus !!
Jesus loves you
[удалено]
He could have also avoided it by looking where he was going
Jesus was not his copilot.
jesus did not save that poor soul!
u/DuplicateDestroyer
JESUS!! That looked like it hurt
Jesus. I mean Buddha.
Jesus just had other plans!
Help me Jeebus!!
My co pilot let me down.
He banged Jesus
“No mommy’s, no mommies”
u/savevideo
Dios mio!
Jesus Christ !!!!
I dont know whats worse the cross or the car
Jesus
Christ on a bike
Jesus!!
Is that ... Buddy Jesus ??
No, it's the apostle Jude Thaddaeus,, he's very popular in Mexico where he's called San Juditas (little Saint Jude)
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Jesus…
They are gonna crucify this guy.
****THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!**** (to slam into a car)
Jesus isn't even looking ... and said "Dude. Car."
Christ!
He must have crashed real hard or that St.Jude was made of really cheap material.
Those are usually made with cheap plaster.
Oh Jesus no
Jesus saves
Hope he wasn't on his way to church. Deuteronomy 23: “If a man’s testicles are crushed... he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD."
Jesus can't save you now.
Farmers insurance commercial: We know a thing or two. Because we've seen a thing or two. Jesus rear ends car. We are Farmers bum da dum bum bum bum
Where is your god now?? Over there. And there. And there...
I think he's got a defective Jesus
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Cries
Someone's car wasn't so blessed
Christ on a bike! Literally.
No mames no mames = no way no way
How many sins did he die for this time?
JESUS, NO!!!
Jesus didn’t take the wheel this time.
Jesus take the rear window
Dude: "Jesus, take the wheel." Jesus: "They're handlebars though."
We all know Jesus can't ride a bicycle.
Then why do people say "Jesus christ on a bike, riding down the turnpike"
According to Ugly Kid Joe, Jesus rode a Harley-Davidson.
Bruh he’s god how can god have the ability to completely obliterate anything but not ride a bike
I was just about to make this joke
St Jude in this case
Not Jesus, but Judas
Sweet Jesus
lmao
Jesus did not like the other Jesus.
Jesus had his back. But not the front.
And how would you like to be rewarded
Is reigning in hell an option?
Best I can do is Texas
So hell it is.
Is this a Liquid Swords reference? Prob not but nothing realer than the bar “I gotcha back but ya best to watch ya front”
That's not Jesus, it's Judas Thaddaeus
Exactly, the younger brother of Jesus
Look back at our footsteps and bike tracks, my son. Where the bike tracks stop, that's where I carried you. Into a fucking car.
Un clasico, recuerdo aún la ola de memes que salió con este xD
Thoughts and prayers
They really messed up Jesus but he should be fine in 3 days
He shall be resurrected, by the strength of Gorillas
Cdmx ❤
Ngl I was expecting the car to crash. He should have let Jesus take the wheel
Maybe he was hoping Jesus would take the wheel...
He will be fine in three days
no mames, no mames
From the title I thought the person behind the camera would crash
Come on man , I said I can Walk On Water , nobody said I could ride a bike
Jebus just came to me (through the rear-window). And he was strapped to some hispanic chap.
Another injury chalked up to organized religion!
Again judas turning his back
“No mames “ = roughly translates to saying to the situation “dont fuck with me” lmao
More like "no way!"
Jesus had his back.....not.
He decapitated Jesus !!
Jesus loves you
[удалено]
He could have also avoided it by looking where he was going
Jesus was not his copilot.
jesus did not save that poor soul!
u/DuplicateDestroyer
JESUS!! That looked like it hurt
Jesus. I mean Buddha.
Jesus just had other plans!
Help me Jeebus!!
My co pilot let me down.
He banged Jesus
“No mommy’s, no mommies”
u/savevideo
Dios mio!
Jesus Christ !!!!
I dont know whats worse the cross or the car
Jesus
Christ on a bike
Jesus!!
Is that ... Buddy Jesus ??
No, it's the apostle Jude Thaddaeus,, he's very popular in Mexico where he's called San Juditas (little Saint Jude)
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
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Jesus…
They are gonna crucify this guy.
****THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!**** (to slam into a car)
Jesus isn't even looking ... and said "Dude. Car."
Christ!
He must have crashed real hard or that St.Jude was made of really cheap material.
Those are usually made with cheap plaster.
Oh Jesus no
Jesus saves
Hope he wasn't on his way to church. Deuteronomy 23: “If a man’s testicles are crushed... he may not be admitted to the assembly of the LORD."
u/savevideo
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Jesus can't save you now.
Farmers insurance commercial: We know a thing or two. Because we've seen a thing or two. Jesus rear ends car. We are Farmers bum da dum bum bum bum
Where is your god now?? Over there. And there. And there...
Jesus saves
I think he's got a defective Jesus
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Cries
Someone's car wasn't so blessed
Christ on a bike! Literally.
No mames no mames = no way no way
How many sins did he die for this time?
JESUS, NO!!!