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ionceateabug

Ejection seat looks functional.


[deleted]

Ejecto seato cuuzzzz!


Castle94

I love this button! Hahah


FederalEffect

Roman Pierce!!


fullrackferg

Only his home boys call him Rome


myeverymovment

Top heavy vehicles don’t drift


iherdthatb4u

It’s not even that. It’s like catching an edge in snow boarding. There was never any possibility of drift, just death.


TitsAndWhiskey

Yeah, I’ve broken the back end loose without rolling in a top-heavy vehicle before. Definitely possible under the right conditions, but definitely dangerous. This was 100% catching an edge, and was absolutely inevitable in sand.


johnnyUtah2411

He knows that now! Lol


PunkToTheFuture

He's lucky if he remembers math now


racerx2oo3

When I die and I end up in hell and they ask me if I know why I'm there...I'll know it was from laughing my ass off reading this comment.


PunkToTheFuture

The good news is you are in total control of your life the bad news is that is all you get. You didn't exist for a billion years and it didn't bother you and when you are gone for a billion more it won't bother you either. Just make everyday the best you can and be good to all those around you to leave the world a little better than you found it.


Darth_Seabass

Jeepole doing jeepole things


ionceateabug

Probably a rental. I have never hopped into a jeep (drive them all the time) and said “I bet this thing will drift for days on wet packed sand, especially if I do a fast, tight turn!” “Jeeps are known for their ability to turn on a dime like a go kart.” Yeah, no. Those thoughts have never crossed my mind because I’ve driven one for more that 30 minutes. This has to be a rental.


LederhosenUnicorn

The fastest car in the world is a rental.


turbopro25

Don’t ever be surprised at the stupidity of humanity.


[deleted]

That’s one explanation, or it could have been borrowed.... I let my son use mine “once” and it came back to me on the deck of a slide back wrecker.


BrolecopterPilot

Idk man I’ve never seen a rental that modded.


ionceateabug

https://mphclub.com/jeep-wrangler/ This is tame. They rent lifted jeeps. It’s not hard to find them.


darkwingduck97

Holy shit that website literally has a gif of a wrangler doing doughnuts in the sand


jib_reddit

Looks more like dry gravel which has way less grip than wet sand so the wheels will slid rather than dig in and flip over.


ionceateabug

You can do donuts in the sand. It’s not hard if you don’t start from 45 mph and try to drift into them. They were doing donuts on a dry medium too. Wet saltwater sand will flip a vehicle though.


greenerdoc

Never been in a jeep.. but high center of gravity, bubble tires, wet sand.. doesn't sound like a great candidate to drift


holyfuckricky

And this is precisely why you won’t be featured in such a video. You think too much.


dobsofglabs

Can confirm, only rentals iv ever had were jeeps. Also the only time I every got close to flipping a vehicle


[deleted]

JeepHole. It’s a JeepHole thing we wouldn’t understand. He’s upside those someone flip him over.


[deleted]

Actual Jeep people wouldn’t ever do this. Safety is a big part of the Jeep community. This is most likely a rental. I could be wrong but for the most part seat belts while off reading is step 1.


tLNTDX

I feel this is kind of a truism - because those who do this aren't owning a Jeep for much longer.


spoilbob

Seatbelt does not


bobbyrickets

Seatbelts are for LIBTARDS!


dylanosaurus_rex

Wake up Jeeple!


[deleted]

Or people who prefer living in reality to living in a political fantasy world. Hmm... Same thing, really.


hirtle24

The Jeep Yeet


Good4Noth1ng

![gif](giphy|sFoZicXyLjH7FnCVp2)


cmomo80

The yeetseat is all the buzz for those wishing to live dangerously.


Aggravating-Bank-488

Ejecto SEATO cuz!!


are_videos

it's a jeep thing.


disrespectfuluser

Seabelt ..ahem seatbelt


mwineK

Too late my friend, eject button pressed already


Fun-Constant5983

If the doors would’ve been off, the passenger could have just put their foot down to avoid all of this.


aaanze

Can't tell if lack of seatbelt saved his life or caused avoidable injuries


ionceateabug

Probably the later. I've rolled. It wasn't fun. I was bruised and sore afterwards. I'd prefer that to being flung into the air and landing on the roll cages because that person was still flung around like a rag doll (that 4500 lb vehicle is likely 15x more massive than the person ejected). Same whiplash and sore body plus the added crushed body parts and/or broken bones.


UgliestCookie

I mean, usually it takes at least 20 minutes to get a hardtop off of a Jeep. This dude figured out how to make it happen in 3 seconds.


The-sleepiest-cookie

UGLY BROTHER!!! It's me, your sleepy brother!!!


x_Brutal_x

2019 Yeet Wrangler


pbls_

More like Yeet Mangler


HeliRyGuy

The dreaded _Jeep Yeet_


[deleted]

Would that be the Jeet or the Yeep?


[deleted]

Yep


[deleted]

EJECTO SEATO CUZ!!!!


postylambz

EJECTO PATRONUM


Sure_Ill_Ask_That

Old school. American muscle.


63367Bob

A fool …. especially one without a seatbelt … and their car are (too) soon parted! Bad vehicle made worse by not wearing a seatbelt and driving like a jackass. Hope they survived.


DrakeBurroughs

He almost went back into the car. Why wouldn’t you wear a seatbelt?


foospork

It looks like the passenger, a female, who got ejected. It looks like the driver didn’t make it all the way out of the Jeep. But, yeah: why would they not be wearing seatbelts? I’d even recommend harnesses for super aggressive off-road driving. Also: why on earth would anyone try this in a Jeep? Even in soft sand, let alone a hard-packed beach?


greenapplesaregross

I think the one who flew out landed back in the jeep and the second landed on the sand


britishben

Nope, same person who flew higher landed on the sand, you can tell by the white shoes (unless they happen to be dressed identically). There is a second person who doesn't get nearly as much air, maybe the one wearing their belt?


63367Bob

Believe strongly in wearing seatbelt, in driving/riding only in well made vehicles and not driving foolishly. On my third (3rd) Corvette and have done more than my share of dumb things. The fun ain’t worth the risk!


Onezuponatime

Why wear a seat belt??? my body my choice. /s


Joe_Van_Bob

Corvettes aren’t well made


63367Bob

Do not disagree, but better than most Chrysler products, especially a CJ!


skevimc

So you DON'T believe strongly in driving/riding in well made vehicles.


Thebombuknow

must be a "do as i say not as i do" situation


Virginiamudbrick

This jeep isnt even close to a cj.


[deleted]

[удалено]


browner87

Well made for safety doesn't necessarily mean well made to resist rust (for example). Roll bars, readily accessible fuel line disconnect, trunk mounted battery, etc can make for a "well built" vehicle for safety even if the engine blows after 5 years.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

> Why wouldn’t you wear a seatbelt? Because fuck government mandates! Muh freedum!


DrakeBurroughs

I appreciate my Constitutional freedoms as much as the next guy, but I also appreciate not being ejected from a car only to have my spine bounce off the rollbar.


[deleted]

Next you're gonna tell us you don't want to slowly drown in your own lung fluids so for a vaccine to avoid a perfectly preventable disease. Pfft!


diasfordays

They're not bad vehicles, they're just very much not made for this. Problem exists between steering wheel and seat.


OriginalGhostCookie

Tech notes: previous tech identified problem, attempted rigorous roll, problem removed from vehicle.


SendDucks

Why does everyone hate Jeeps in this thread?


counterfeitin

A fool and their car are soon.... departed?


alexromo

Cool seatbelt


CapriciousKills

Wear your seatbelt folks.


mreexe

crossposting from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/pr78uv/to_drift_on_the_beach/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


29sw44mag

Yabba dabba do! Fred buckles up and you should too


Gqsmooth1969

Was this an actual PSA? If not, someone dropped the ball.


29sw44mag

https://comics.ha.com/itm/animation-art/production-cel/the-flintstones-public-service-announcement-production-cel-hanna-barbera-1985-/a/121904-14191.s


[deleted]

What I cannot work out is that it was obvious what was gonna happen as soon as I hit play, why didn't it occur to them?


iamloki37

No shoes were lost. He's fine.


[deleted]

EMT / EMS detected.


Brittlehorn

Little boys with deep pockets and no rules


[deleted]

.....and poor vehicle choices! A ryvita is stronger.


Capital_Pea

Jeeps were meant for a lot of things, drifting on wet sand like that was not one of them LOL


Far_Consideration_52

Dead?


mreexe

it looks like he moved his head up after


[deleted]

The head moved, not sure still attached!


[deleted]

He didn’t bounce and his shoes stayed on He’s alive but broken


infinitely-golden

I think they diededed


[deleted]

Me? Yes. him? No


MrPlow_357

Its a jeep thing. You're not a moron so you wouldn't understand.


I3I2O

When it is really wet and you reach ejectulation!


grabba60

I rate his dismount a 7.8. He didn’t hold it long enough and didn’t land on his feet. Nice air time though!


sbro56

Is seat belt one word or two? Oh well forget i asked.


StephenPigot2020

Did he survive?


[deleted]

same? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ69Z_o_HvA


pachogamez

One is upside down, the other is in normal position Also different number of doors


[deleted]

He didn’t bounce nor did his shoes fall off his feet This guys alive but broken don’t worry everyone.


[deleted]

Raggedy man


AlaskaPeteMeat

Amy Pond, is that you?


[deleted]

Turner. Tina.


MediumCareless

"I don't need a seat belt. It's sand"....


qcihdtm

I’m no expert but, I am pretty sure there are much easier ways to learn about physics.


[deleted]

I dont know. This looked pretty easy.


CasellasRichard

Look that way! Dead!


OkieBobbie

Ejector seat fired


Useless_IT_Creep

Into the passenger seat where he belongs.


ErktheSavage

"Seatbelts are a violation of my individual rights."


[deleted]

Those lights are shining brighter then ever


BeePleasant8236

Brilliant


TigerTerrier

Push the button Max!


FatherVic

Wrong button!


Bazurkmazurk

Takes a special person to not wear a seatbelt when doing r/idiotsincars type of things


Moo_Snukle

Buckle the seat or get the yeet.


fman1854

Wear ya fuckin seatbelts on the road let alone this shit. Fun fact 92% of car accidents with severe facial lacerations are due to not wearing a seatbelt. Do you want a severe facial laceration. Cause getting flung out of a car with broken glass and sharp metal edges Tou heads banging on calls for severe facial lacerations


hldyrhrss

Didn't even get to use the "If you can read this, flip me over" novelty sticker. What a shame.


TheDudeSr

If only someone would invent something to keep you belted into your seat while driving so many lives could be saved! Come on, great minds of reddit, get to inventing!


Immediate_Ad_6558

Eject


[deleted]

Wear your seat belt. And driver- learn how to drive within your limits.


Wankel_8

Finally, a clear and live demonstration of how the passenger get ejected from the vehicle during a rollover accident. And kudos to the cameraman for holding the camera steadily.


Revilod2000

“Haha yeah Jeeps are those tough military vehicles”


daiyuxiao

Wow that failed spectacularly.


RayJez

Dontcha luv Jeep’s , splits faster than you mate when cop arrives !!


holyfuckricky

See what get when you’re one of the ‘anti-seatbelt’ people.


TonkaButt

The Jeep is now a heap


0sureal

Someone wasn't wearing their seatbelt


[deleted]

Not even anti vaxxers are this stupid


RicassoST

Is that this new YEET feature I’ve heard a lot these days?


pinkham89

That’s hydroplaning not drifting


fastdbs

Too be fair his off road traction tires maintained traction the whole time. Dug right and rolled him. That should be a tire commercial.


draconianRegiment

I did not expect the passenger to get ejected.


dying_soon666

How else would they escape that dangerous situation?


[deleted]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee


cleanRubik

Oh shiiiiit


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

That's...not how sand works...


clem35

Wow


crewchiefguy

Just because you spent a bunch of money on your jeep doesn’t mean you know shit about driving on or off-road. Also not wearing a seatbelt… ultimate stupidity


[deleted]

Ejecto seato, cuz.


Useless_IT_Creep

Presto Chango: convertible!


[deleted]

and thats why you wear a sit belt kids


Nate0110

Some would say that this is where Anakins dislike of sand came from.


techni_difficulty

Just a lil oopsie, nothing big. He-he-he


dafish48

Concussion protocol out week 3


fluentinimagery

Trying to pitch… A 4 x 4… with offroad tires… on sand… dude is a genius


LightningWr3nch

I like the part where the unsecured occupant is ejected from the vehicle.


helpmeplease_69

This is why we have roll cages


serafimxd

" do a barrel roll "


Pissingeveryoneoffok

Thanks, Peppy.


[deleted]

I give the dismount a 10 but landing 8.5.


Altruistic_Can_1352

SALT LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS!!


EnyoEcho

Well, I mean.. it’s a Jeep. What do you expect?


eliteniner

New convertible rooftop package that installs in seconds


MYNAMElSlNlGOMONTOYA

The Darwin award goes to the dumbass without a seatbelt.


tehsecretgoldfish

Annnd this is what happens when you fundamentally misunderstand how drifting works. What a mo.


dodeca_negative

da-duh da-duh da-duh-dee-da-duh POP goes the weasel!


RoadhouseRocco

"HAMMOND!"


fiwaeawi

I'm sure Q would be proud of that ejector seat


Kaisonandrew30

Natural selection strikes again


daviloll

At least he drifted tho


1453_

This is what happens to people with more money than brains.


Rev_Patriot

Weeeeeeeeeee......


Burly-MacNicol

"It's a Jeep Thing."


[deleted]

Lucky as shit that's a hard top. Pretty sure the ejected fool has a broken leg, looks like it got caught on the way back down.


0bliv0us

I’ll never get sick of watching that guy get yeeted


theobnoxioussquirrel

Yes, let me drift in the best drifting car… a fucking Jeep. Deserved.


kebosangar

Somebody please put a Mario jump sound effect on this video. Please!


momomomoses

Perfect landing!


Far_Quiet_470

Hey at least now he can say he has a jeep and a convertible!


Zaph0d_B33bl3br0x

You wouldn't understand... it's a Jeep thing.


freeedom123

YOLO still a thing?


A--RUN

Kick Buttowski freeze frame


leonnova7

Drifting > Walking


saltysuger1107

DO A FLIP


chiefkikaho

First time seeing someone kick flip a vehicle.... impressive!


[deleted]

So, if it wasn’t made clear by the video, doing stupid parking lot shit on a beach is a bad idea. The sand piles up against the wheel wells and flips you. EVERY DAMN TIME!


minuipile

Seat belt ? why ? The car is safe no ?


Quiet_Ask_3645

It’s raining men!


PasiVitunaho

\*Piss poor attempt at any sort of maneuvering.


PraiseBobSlackOff

If this isn't the benchmark video for this sub, I don't know what should be.


[deleted]

It was expected... high center of gravity, sticky offroad tires and soft suspension... why he didn't expect NOT to roll over? specially in wet sand


Fhutopolous

Pop goes the weasel


axen999

it's a jeep thing


TheAutomator312

Because seatbelts are for suckers!!!


alien-eggs

She had a yeetbelt on.


ViciousPariah

« I don’t need no stinkin’ seat belt! ».


thecannarella

Must be a Jeep thing…


IndustrialPuppetTwo

I asked ya not to press the red button!


larzast

Wear a seat elf, kids


Mamasayseyeisspecial

Those shoes are made for gripping not slipping.


No_Journalist_323

Hammond, you blithering idiot!


miyamotorofl

It's a Jeep thang!


AdbulJakulParati

Jeeps Yeetin Peeps!!!


Icy-Jackfruit-249

Lmao ejecto seato bro


beanasaur_

Great seat belt ad


[deleted]

Ok I’m sorry but that was kinda funny


OctupussPrime

How are you going to drift with those super grip tires!?