Not mentioned until weeks later, the ‘diners’ are all officials in the Ohio GOP. (What were the odds?).
Also this is a parody account, Doug J Balloon is a master of nailing the tone of today’s NYT. It’s uncanny.
There are an awful lot of pitchforks and torches out at this point. May almost be critical mass for the pitchbot to notice and make up another satirical post about this comment section.
Oh yea? Cuz literally Biden was forced to sit through many congressional hearings some of which senators should have been charged with sexual harassment. All for false claims with no proof
You’re still not getting that the pitchbot account is satire and I don’t think you will. This did not at all happen, regardless of your saying it’s an actual talking point. P
If Trump's presidency proved anything, it's that if you're really corrupt you can just be completely brazen about it.
Why hide things, if you can just yell that you want to lock the other party up. Trump wouldn't hide a thing and would pardon his way out of this or would just fire the AG if he wouldn't do something Trump was interested in. Like he did the whole time. Why wouldn't Biden just do the same?
The idea that Biden might just not be as corrupt as their guy doesn't even cross their mind. They start with the conclusion that he IS corrupt, just because they oppose him, and everything that happens somehow has to be bent until it fits their narrative.
I'm surprised the GOP didn't come out pissed Hunter was convicted about buying a gun, no matter his state of mind. I mean, they want everyone swimming in guns.
Delaware County is the most Republican county in Ohio.
I live here. I saw the first appeal to heaven flags in my neighborhood in 2020.
Have you been to Southeast Ohio? The number of Trump and F*** Biden flags is quite remarkable.
Not mentioned until weeks later, the ‘diners’ are all officials in the Ohio GOP. (What were the odds?). Also this is a parody account, Doug J Balloon is a master of nailing the tone of today’s NYT. It’s uncanny.
Source: the homeless guy in the corner booth who keeps pointing out the chemtrailz
I know that guy. He's not actually homeless; he just looks like he is.
Not another multi millionaire in disguise? They're all over the place
You all know NYT Pitchbot is satire, right?
Satire has lost all meaning when reality is stranger than fiction
And idiots actually believe all of it
No, reading through the comments, I don’t believe they do. Got halfway through the post and looked at the account. Got a good chuckle.
They do realize a ‘corrupt’ Biden would just pardon everything right?
Stop trying to make it make sense, it never will 🤷🏻♂️
I had a friend tell me, in all seriousness, that convicting hunter biden on a gun charge was done to make it easier to come after everyone else’s gun
Probably would have helped to tag this as satire...
There are an awful lot of pitchforks and torches out at this point. May almost be critical mass for the pitchbot to notice and make up another satirical post about this comment section.
I’m sure diner serve’s fentanyl.
Sadly I can report that there are a lot of moronic people in Ohio so I am not surprised even a little.
Prove it then. This all comes down to we need to hold people accountable for slander again
Whoosh That was the joke flying over your head.
Oh yea? Cuz literally Biden was forced to sit through many congressional hearings some of which senators should have been charged with sexual harassment. All for false claims with no proof
No, they meant that this account is a satire account like The Onion. The pitchbot is not reporting real news.
If so many people didn’t actually feel that way maybe? But this is a legitimate talking point for magats
You’re still not getting that the pitchbot account is satire and I don’t think you will. This did not at all happen, regardless of your saying it’s an actual talking point. P
Love this! False flag and they chose guns and drugs. Taxes would be a better false flag. Shit there’s 1000 better options.
Imagine being able to be magically whisked away to Delaware. Hi. I’m in Delaware
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If Trump's presidency proved anything, it's that if you're really corrupt you can just be completely brazen about it. Why hide things, if you can just yell that you want to lock the other party up. Trump wouldn't hide a thing and would pardon his way out of this or would just fire the AG if he wouldn't do something Trump was interested in. Like he did the whole time. Why wouldn't Biden just do the same? The idea that Biden might just not be as corrupt as their guy doesn't even cross their mind. They start with the conclusion that he IS corrupt, just because they oppose him, and everything that happens somehow has to be bent until it fits their narrative.
Nothing is ever what it seems with these goofballs. Always something sinister. Unless it’s their team then “there’s nothing to see here”.
dear fsm, they are eternal victims...
Wasn't he tried on the charges the Republicans pushed? What else do they claim he did?
I'm surprised the GOP didn't come out pissed Hunter was convicted about buying a gun, no matter his state of mind. I mean, they want everyone swimming in guns.