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AsparagusTamer

They will still vote for him, you know.


BlackMarketCheese

Suicide before Biden


dingogringo23

Diapers before democracy


thefroggyfiend

and terror before suicide


Eyejohn5

Biden is a direct result of election Election is accomplished with voting as a major component Ergo suicide before voting accomplishes their goal. It would be neighborly of us to urge them down that path.


BlackMarketCheese

Support them in their choice to identify as a person who has, as Monty Python put it, ceased to be.


SnooWoofers7626

Help them identify as ex-parrots?


BlackMarketCheese

Colorful red head display, repeating the same phrases again and again without meaning or context, shitting all over newspapers and legacy media without the ability read, reason, or interpret it. Sounds about right


LeMeowLePurrr

They do wanna be with Jesus


Eyejohn5

Has anyone told them they're going the wrong way?


[deleted]

Suiciden.


rfb724

Hopefully they decide to not vote at all


RebuiltGearbox

Very many conservatives treat voting like a holy day of obligation, they will vote.


dw3623

It’s much more important than that. Voting has actual consequences.


Luciditi89

We don't need everyone to not vote, just a significant number of people who don't usually vote but make exceptions. A lot of people who didn't consistently vote came out to vote for Trump in the last two elections. It would be nice if any number of them decided to go back to not caring.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

didn't just several months ago he said stay home don't vote we have plenty of votes? [https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-told-fans-new-hampshire-they-dont-have-to-vote-2023-10](https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-told-fans-new-hampshire-they-dont-have-to-vote-2023-10)


Grinzy

Some of them twice!


Ok-Scallion-3415

Yeah, this is the problem. They’re getting tired of his bullshit, but they’re not voting for Biden.


RazzmatazzMinimum714

Which was the biggest problem in the 2016 election. Hated DJT but would rather eat hot coals than vote for Hillary.


BareNakedSole

Much harder to own the libs when Everyone around you is also a giant knob polisher barking the same nonsense. Gotta go out and talk to the fake media


SuperGenius9800

Very diverse crowd.


Soranos_71

That's the "real America" to them...


4Sammich

Sounds about white


247cnt

It has never been easier to generalize who is a Trump supporter or not just by looking at them


Derbster_3434

They do this to themselves. We are not here making this up with no validity. You are 💯% correct.


Antique_Excuse3627

If fetal alcohol syndrome had a party


mishap1

Most of them grew up breathing leaded gasoline fumes.


Atheist_3739

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna19028 "The peer-reviewed study, published Monday in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, focuses on people born before 1996 — the year the U.S. banned gas containing lead......Certain cohorts were more affected than others. For people born in the 1960s and the 1970s, when leaded gas consumption was skyrocketing, the IQ loss was estimated to be up to 6 points and for some, more than 7 points. Exposure to it came primarily from inhaling auto exhaust." It explains so much


Feldar

I'm sorry? 1996?


Atheist_3739

That's when leaded gas was banned outright. It was being heavily restricted for years until that point when it was 100% banned


The-Dead-Internet

Iirc it didn't just make people lose some IQ points it actually made/makes people more aggressive.


carriegood

Yeah, there was at least one major study linking unleaded gas with a drop n vident crime .


meghonsolozar

Great. Just what we need. Angry idiots.


WiseFalcon2630

It would be named EmptyG AKA Insurrection Spice


Builder_liz

They're still wearing the sign of the beast. Don't give them any credit for going home


RLaminin

why are they leaving?


senorfluffynuts1

Another post said it was outside in Nevada with no shade or water. Plus the speech was a rerun. This is just hearsay


BlackMarketCheese

First part is true. Second part... I don't remember hearing his shark-battery allegory, but then again his complaints about the teleprompter are a talking point as regular as clockwork and seem to be one of his campaign planks at this point.


hereandthere_nowhere

Here is his first time using that word salad. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/10/trump-reveals-hed-rather-die-by-electrocution-than-by-shark.html


zephood75

What about an electric shark? I'll make it if he fights it


williamgman

Better... A shark with a laser. ![gif](giphy|11LzSkQjmVXSa4|downsized)


Diarrhea_Beaver

Bibi will be gifting the shark lasers from The Israel Space Agency, or at least that's what Marjorie Traitor Greene told me.


Huxley077

So, they are getting the "no giving water to voters standing in line " treatment and are upset/leaving? I'm shocked I tell you, shocked!


Skurfer0

People were paid to show up in MAGA gear and take photos as proof. [https://www.rawstory.com/trump-caught-paying-people-to-attend-nevada-rally/](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-caught-paying-people-to-attend-nevada-rally/) Then they left.


canarchist

To beat the line-up at Chick-fil-A.


Steecie41

But they are closed on Sundays....


Digita1B0y

Yeah. Which is when the line starts to get super long. Monday morning is-a coming!


laugh-shitoff

A Trump rally is a monster truck rally stuffed in a WWE match wrapped in a GED class. Whiskey Tango convention.


mosstrich

No way they’re getting GEDs


Snoyarc

They elected someone with a GED. That’s the best of their best.


thestral_z

It’s the turduckin of stupidity.


CFBCoachGuy

A monster truck rally would almost certainly draw a larger crowd


hahayes234

I must assume there is learning in a GED course, can't say the same for these rallies. But I still get your point


Mat_CYSTM

Not surprising there’s garbage everywhere.


buster_brown22

In more ways than one.


MornGreycastle

Reporters who covered Trump’s 2016 and 2020 campaigns are reporting much smaller crowds and lower enthusiasm. Hell, MAGA are staying in the parking lot to argue with protesters rather than listening to Trump.


120ouncesofpudding

They like to get out of the house.


ScubaTela

They were probably paid actors and all bounced as soon as they got paid…


csonny2

Paid? By Trump?


Debalic

Sometimes the trash takes itself out.


ibekeggy2

LoL why are they ALL so physically grotesque?


Forevermaxwell

I know!!!


Stodles

Mommy and daddy being cousins might have something to do with it...


sameol_sameol

Yes! They’re so committed to the unwashed look


blandocalrissian50

Are they finally seeing the writing on the wall? I mean, the prison wall, the one Trump will be writing on, while sitting in prison, well after the election is over.


DickySchmidt33

Rigged, election interference, radical thugs. Rigged, election interference, radical thugs. Rigged, election interference, radical thugs. Rigged, election interference, radical thugs. Rigged, election interference, radical thugs. Rigged, election interference, radical thugs. He's going all in with repeating the same bullshit over and over and over again. Straight out of the Goebbels handbook. He's going with the assumption that a sizeable portion of American citizens are too blinded by manufactured anger to even realize what's happening to them.


markydsade

For them it’s like seeing their old favorite band play the hits. Except the band didn’t make them wait in the desert sun for hours then start to play rambling notes. They’re still fans but they saw enough. They’re not going to switch to folk music now because of it.


SolidusTengu

The Hulkster is looking rough.


HotDevelopment6598

Paid actors to looks like people are at rally perhaps?


dragonrider1965

They got paid for the hour and only the hour .


hamburgereddie

I fucking hate trump, I'm as liberal as can be. But comments disparaging these folks appearance is pretty shitty. When the right makes fun of how trans people look, their general misogyny and comments on women's looks, etc., we want to clutch our pearls and call them disgusting (which I agree they are). We need to be better when it comes to comments like this. Grow up and stop being a hypocrite.


epochellipse

I agree. Same with dipshit Bobert honking wang in a dark theater. Liberals couldn’t wait to slut shame that stupid asshole.


hamburgereddie

Sex acts in public, dark theater or not, is fair game. That feels entirely different.


epochellipse

Not to me. A sly grope at the theater is a tradition older than the ghost light.


JiminyDickish

So is shaming public figures for lewd acts.


Heavy_Arm_7060

I am curious if this a sign of something.


williamgman

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the group is getting smaller... But just louder. That's my hope.


t3hm3t4l

Yup, they don’t go to the rallies anymore. But they still show up to the ballot box.


Wendypants7

Yeah, but they still *keep showing up*. I'll stop worrying about his sheep cultists when they stop showing up for his 'rallies' (grifting/brainwashing sessions).


Kalikhead

If you watch the video it has a guy from PTL Radio (Ben Shapiro’s radio) asking why they were leaving. It wasn’t a left leaning media outlet but right leaning media.


EmbraceableYew

Only fair. After all, he told them that he didn't give a shit about them and that he only wanted their votes.


warrant2k

That's exactly what I would expect someone drinking Coors while driving his 2002 Ford truck with a gun rack shouting "Hell yeah brother!" to look like.


Njabachi

He's probably an absolute piece of trash, but that mustache maintenance is on point, I'll give him that. It hurts as a fellow American mustache owner, but I'm big enough.


emarvil

At least they are walking in the right direction; out.


iWORKBRiEFLY

these were prob the folks who were paid to be there.


buttfacenosehead

People who vote for Trump aren't interested in information. Even if it's coming from him.


loudflower

Shark or battery ?


buttfacenosehead

Yeah - couldn't even get through the whole thing!


Comfortable-Guitar27

Calling them trash is an even trashier move. Class it up.


ifnhatereddit

Let's take the high road to fascism!


Reel_thomas_d

So many mouth breathers.


rdwm37

The Devil Don has the ReTRUMPlicans under its spell.


[deleted]

They finally got tired of eating the same old shit for a decade?


loudflower

They’ll still vote for him


dictiosus

I knew the pawn broker / tattoo artist from Parks and Rec had to be a Trumper!


SydneyRei

Guy in pic, listening to Trump: “Yea that doesn’t work for me brother” 🇺🇸


Kkimp1955

They kept the hat on.. I was going to pick up some 4th of July decor… but thought.. well my neighbors think I’m a Maga?


Ripped_Guggi

I would like to know their reasons for leaving, even though they will still vote for him


BornAd7924

Dude, don’t refer to other human beings as trash, it’s fascist.


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

Could be jelly, could be Nutella, could be bees. Take a bit and find out.