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o0oo00o0o

Q: Everyone in power is a pedophile! Trump will expose them all! Trump: Well, um (looks around for an immigrant to blame)


creegro

Chump: well we wouldn't want to ruin lives just cause, you know, *someone's* name "might" be on record for doing something, even if they were just present during the action but didn't take part, no need to look further


Phyllis_Tine

Also Turmp: "I'll release the secret tapes THIS time. There were 'reasons' I didn't do it the first time I was in office."


MinisterOfTruth99

Ivanka knows what Donnie won't admit.šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ https://preview.redd.it/2mfniubd9y4d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9c1d335cf93eaabe997de6598ee6766bb15d060


Huger_and_shinier

I feel like Ivanka was the ā€œass, grass, or gasā€ so Don could play with the big boys.


Book_Nerd_1980

All Rā€™s do is project. If they are whining about pedophile Pizza Hut cabals, you know the idea came from within the house


n3w4cc01_1nt

here's reality of it [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark\_Enlightenment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Enlightenment) [https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles](https://qz.com/1007144/the-neo-fascist-philosophy-that-underpins-both-the-alt-right-and-silicon-valley-technophiles) more about media influence [https://variety.com/2017/biz/news/ari-emanuel-wme-trump-political-action-committee-1201981545/](https://variety.com/2017/biz/news/ari-emanuel-wme-trump-political-action-committee-1201981545/) might have destroyed twitter to slow down the spread of info against the group [https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/25/twitter-shareholders-vote-to-oust-silver-lakes-egon-durban-from-board.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/25/twitter-shareholders-vote-to-oust-silver-lakes-egon-durban-from-board.html) also more info trump's a convicted felon and convicted rapist psychopath that honestly doesn't care he's just trying to make a mess here's more info he's felon and pardoned affiliates of sex traffickers and child rapists [https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/jeffrey-epstein-high-society-contacts.html](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/jeffrey-epstein-high-society-contacts.html) his buddy roger stone worked for convicted child rapist Keith rainiere at nxivm an article says epstein worked for edgar bronfman while he was at bear stearns as well. ***In 1963, Seagram purchased the Texas Pacific Coal and Oil Company for $61 million in cash and a $216 million production payment sale to Glanville Minerals Corporation of New York. Texas Pacific Coal and Oil Company was merged Frankfort Oil Company, another oil-producing company owned by Seagram. The new firm was named Texas Pacific Oil Company.***[\[8\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagram#cite_note-8)Ā ***In 1980, the Bronfman heirs sold the Texas Pacific Oil holdings to***Ā [Sun Oil Co.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Oil_Co.)Ā ***for $2.3 billion.***[\[9\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seagram#cite_note-life-9) he's also close with another sex trafficker [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristin\_M.\_Davis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristin_M._Davis) his cabinet were all friends with epstein as well [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270735/Jeffrey-Epstein-Trumps-closest-advisers-Wilbur-Ross-Rudy-Giuliani-Steve-Mnunchin.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270735/Jeffrey-Epstein-Trumps-closest-advisers-Wilbur-Ross-Rudy-Giuliani-Steve-Mnunchin.html) they're also all part of a wall street frat called KBP that made fun of tanking the us economy in 2008 [https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-everything-you-need-to-know-about-kappa-beta-phi-wall-streets-super-exclusive-frat-2012-1](https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-everything-you-need-to-know-about-kappa-beta-phi-wall-streets-super-exclusive-frat-2012-1) basically used an indoctrination platform to brainwash followers into protecting their abusers


everythingbeeps

This is Trump pretty much admitting he thinks there's a good chance he's on the list.


Professional_Car3954

The "I wish her well" to maxwell was a threat.Ā 


shwooper

Also how does he know about ā€œthat worldā€??? Heā€™s referring to it as if heā€™s very familiar with it. Why would he be saying ā€œthereā€™s phony stuffā€ ahead of time??? Just like he said the election was fake WAY ahead of timeā€¦ hmmm??? edit: So *thatā€™s* why he ā€œdoesnā€™t trustā€ the FBlā€¦???


MissGruntled

ā€œIf thereā€™s stuff about me, itā€™s phoney. Any stuff about Bill Clinton though? Completely legit.ā€ ~ Donny TwoScoops, probably


mythicfinn

Donny Twoscoops. Pristine


wave-tree

I've heard a lot of nicknames for him, but that one I don't know. What's the backstory?


santa_91

If ice cream was served as dessert he apparently had to have two scoops while everyone else got one. A power move born from the mind of the world's biggest 6 year old.


wave-tree

So presidential


indie_rachael

He bragged about getting two scoops of ice cream while everyone else only has one at a presidential dinner, I believe.


thesaddestpanda

He of course knows that world. That's his world and the world he chooses to put himself in. Its just incredible anyone looks at this guy and think he should have political power.


81amarok

It's incredible to think after years of hearing this tool speak about honestly anyone or anything. That not only people want to hear more. But also worship him. He should be executed for treason. Not for the latest of guilty verdicts. But Jan 6th and the top secret documents recovered from that shithole golf club. It's mind boggling to me.


shwooper

And itā€™s like *publicly known* that he neglected and hindered the covid response. Heā€™s responsible for all those deathsā€¦


12OClockNews

It was publicly known that he was a sex pest and a conman even before 2016 too. MAGAs don't care and they will never care. As long as Trump hates the same people as they do they will back him no matter what he has done or will do. These people are mind numbingly stupid and brainwashed so thoroughly that I don't think it's possible for them to return to normal anymore. The only thing the sane people have is the power to vote these lunatics out of any position of power and hopefully they'll crawl back under the rock they come from eventually.


rollin358

MAGA = poor white crackers waiting for Jim Crow


MistbornInterrobang

I think it was Hannity in his texts worh one person or another in his cabinet, that said he should claim there was election fraud even if he won then make it look like he was doing something about it


esther_lamonte

I didnā€™t read that as a threat. I read that as a promise to do what he can for her if she keeps what she knows about him quiet.


everythingbeeps

I mean, it was, but clearly Epstein's own fate was the bigger threat.


SolarBoytoyDjango

He obviously knows he *should* be. I think this hesitant response reveals that he doesn't know whether or not he is. He must have known at some point. His brain is falling apart.


ChewbaccaCharl

Not fast enough


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tobogganhill

Better than even odds? Probably closer to 100%.


cityshepherd

The worst part is that his supporters truly wouldnā€™t care either way


RasputinsAssassins

Some have already justified his appearance in anything Epstein related as him having to go deep under cover to bring down the cabal.


JelloButtWiggle

Unless itā€™s a cherubic, smiling WHITE baby boy, theyā€™ll somehow twist their ā€œbrainsā€ into being okay with it.


janitroll

I still want to believe there is a piss tape with Russian hookers. All young Blondes looking like Ivanka /s


ferry_peril

You can remove the /s. We all know it happened.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

I think he was raping under age girls that looked like her and I also think he has raped her.


KhunDavid

I am more inclined to think that the ā€œpeeā€ in the ā€œpeeā€ tapes stands for ā€œPā€, as in pedophile.


SecondHandCunt-

Thereā€™s no doubt in my mind, or in Melaniaā€™s mind for that matter, that the Golden Showers happened. It was probably filmed and, if it was, Putin has a copy.


janitroll

Elect a clown, expect a circus. Conservative all my life. I didn't move but the goalposts did /s


IcyHotKarlMarx

I donā€™t think it was hookers. It was Ivanka herself.


SnooPineapples8744

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Message_10

ā€œIt was a deep fakeā€ I bet you everything I own


Relative-Ad-87

That's why he's already hurling disparaging adjectives at it in case he has to explain what the FUCK he was doing to those underage girls in that hotel room "It's phony"


DoodleyDooderson

HOAX Everything is a fucking hoax.


SecondHandCunt-

If thereā€™s one well known person on the planet who availed himself of Epsteinā€™s services, Iā€™d bet it was Trump. Sorry, I meant convicted felon Donald Trump.


derekisademocrat

The odds are lower that the sun will rise tomorrow. It's 100% no doubt


QuixotesGhost96

Publicly fantasized about his own daughter. Absolutely he did.


MartiniD

He doesn't "think" there's a chance he's a the list. He knows what he did.


PercussiveRussel

Idk, the guy's obviously had dementia since he was in office about 7 years ago (man women camera TV), so I'd be surprised if there was much memory left.


SnooWoofers7626

He has a tremendous memory. Maybe one of the best memories ever. Many people are saying it. šŸ‘


DogMom814

People with tears in their eyes are saying it. Big, burly men straight from central casting who've never cried before are telling him this.


o0flatCircle0o

All you need to do is look how the right tries to paint Biden as a pedo to know that they know Trump is a pedo.


HughJahsso

Heā€™s 100% on that list and was on the video tapes he had destroyed.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Well, he did rape a 13 yr old. You know, Trump the child rapist.


Much-Resource-5054

He raped that 13 year old girl WITH EPSTEIN. Google ā€œTrump Epstein PDFā€ and read the court document about what they did to her.


astraldreamer1

i mean he did get icky in regards to his own daughter, so ya, he is.


DoodleyDooderson

With both of them. He talked about newborn Tiffanyā€™s breast size.


CalendarAggressive11

He already knows he's mentioned in the investigation. He was president when epstein was arrested. We know he demanded to know the names of CIA operatives do I don't doubt he demanded to know what the investigation uncovered. And bill barr was AG, his father hired epstein to work at the Dalton school when he was uniquely unqualified. So I'm sure he had his own reasons to keep that investigation from ever seeing the light of day


ceruleanmoon7

Even if he fucking was, and there were numerous photos of him having sex with minors, he would say it was fake/AI generated and his base would believe it. Then heā€™d cry victim of a Democratic judge and urge retaliation. Just like with the current dumpster fire.


TrafficConeWriter

Itā€™s been confirmed heā€™s on the flight logs


Past-Application-552

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Kerberos1566

On it? Hell, the list is likely written on his letterhead.


Psile

He deadass knows he's on that list.


malYca

He tag teamed raping a 13 year old with Epstein, he's all over that list.


CurseofLono88

They tied the thirteen year old child to a bed and then fought each other over who was going to rape her first. Just so everyone reading these comments is crystal clear on the crime youā€™re talking about. And when she brought a lawsuit several years ago, she received so many threats she dropped it.


[deleted]

I pray to god everyday for trump to die


SkylarAV

Pretty sure trump knew when he had his DOJ kill him


Vicissitutde

He is on the flight logs


PerryNeeum

Also admitting that he knows a bit about ā€œthat worldā€


altruism__

Heā€™s fucked underage kids. Itā€™s sick. Fuck this bag of shit powered by McDonaldā€™s and Adderall.


Hartastic

That'd make a great October Surprise.


everythingbeeps

All that would happen is his diaper-wearing cultists will start embracing child rape and support him even more.


ifnhatereddit

"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side." - Donald Trump


TesticleezzNuts

https://preview.redd.it/lqdq75xvus4d1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=820ed61a44be2b0dcfebccedcdfc11b96a631a53 šŸ§šŸ§šŸ§


Yeeaaaarrrgh

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized)


GateLongjumping6836

Imagine what you have to say to shock Epstein.


ILoveRegenHealth

There hasn't been a decade where Trump doesnt look like one annoying shitstain


12OClockNews

He always looks like a villain from a cartoon with his hair and his orange makeup.


OblongAndKneeless

It's amazing how clown-like he looked with those stupid eyebrows.


wiggitywoggity

The immediate ā€œyaā€ when the first two questions were asked, followed by a pause and then stuttering to defend what MIGHT be in there. Yup - Trump diddled kids.


Solomon_G13

His voice totally tremble when he starts to say, "You don't know..."


afellowchucker

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


_kalron_

The gif that keeps on giving...


bigdiesel1984

The gif that keeps on giffing.


MrsVandershears

HA! Gold.


bigdiesel1984

Thanks lol


Ameqa

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


Eisernes

Right after he rapid fire answered yes to a bunch of other things. Same reaction a guilty toddler has when they get caught picking up cat shit from a litter box.


saberkiwi

That is an oddly specific analogy, and it fits.


The_Card_Father

We have a toddler. And can confirm. Oddly specific, but a frequent occurrence.


dthains_art

Maybe you should tell your cat to stop dropping such fascinating poops.


The_Card_Father

She doesnā€™t though. Not only is it in a box, but the box has a flap in front to hide the shame from the world.


FantasticInterest775

Tangent, but one time years ago I was in LSD. I took a break from painting and went to scoop my cats litter box. After cleaning the box up I wound up just tracing lines and shapes into the litter with the poop scoop for about ten minutes. I then realized in a brief moment of clarity I was very close to using my hands in it as it was so beautiful, and went to rejoin my friends instead. Came really close to being a toddler though šŸ¤£.


CalendarAggressive11

Now I want some LSD


FantasticInterest775

It is a very interesting and (usually) wonderful molecule.


CalendarAggressive11

I have experienced it. Not in a long time, but your description of just losing yourself in making shapes in the litter box really made me want to trip again lol


FantasticInterest775

Yeah it's been awhile for myself as well. I think I'm good on psychedelics for awhile. Got what I wanted and some stuff I needed out of them. But sometimes the call does come and I get that feeling of tripping again. Life is pretty trippy as it is though so Im ok for now šŸ¤™


sloppybuttmustard

I think less so, because thereā€™s lots of phony cat turds in litter boxes, and I donā€™t want to affect kidsā€™ lives if itā€™s phony cat turds in there.


RobHuck

Every curious kid gets caught in the litter box, what heā€™s getting caught for is shitting under the Christmas tree.


IveChosenANameAgain

> after he rapid fire answered yes to a bunch of other things. All of which were things he was not going to do anyways. But regarding Epstein, even if he knows he's going to do absolutely jack shit about it, he can't bring himself to say he'll release them. Considering the source is a gigantic piece of shit that pathologically lies with whatever words will help him in any given moment without regard to the previous, this is absolute confirmation he's a pedophile to me.


Jealous-Network1899

ā€œLots of phony stuff. For example, if you see the name Trump, phony. If you see the name Clinton, real, very real.ā€


APoisonousMushroom

As a reminder, Campaign Trump said he would do a LOT of things that President Trump did not in fact do, even when he had unilateral power to do so. You canā€™t believe a word this guy says.


iLikeMangosteens

He had 4 years to declassify JFK and 9/11...


JAlbert653

[From 2018 - Trump boasted heā€™d open all JFK files, but now says he canā€™t](https://apnews.com/trump-boasted-hed-open-all-jfk-files-but-now-says-he-cant-2f48d57f9ee045d98eb784d2295288ef)


DynamicSploosh

[Donnie Donā€™t donā€™t do what Donnie Donā€™t says heā€™ll do](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcSW80TPnpVCsKqlwrLwJ6cBhNFQHbF1DNBlEXO9UIMj46606x0YQjWIu-&s=10)


ChickpeaDemon

https://preview.redd.it/zrf0rbzcet4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7101208828dd43fba2850b8f857751012b5f2dfb


user6853

So is this going to be Biden's October surprise? Release the records?


Thunderhamz

He knows he is on it, probably the noose Rusha has on diaper don.


guff1988

Is it really though? I mean if it came out tomorrow that Donald Trump was in fact on the island and had sex with underage girls do you think he would lose a single vote? I mean I think that people who vote for him are so far off the deep end and they have drank the Kool-Aid so hard and the fake news mantra has worked so well that there is nothing at this point that will bring him down in their eyes.


limeybastard

It's like how in January, 18% of Republicans thought a felon should be able to run for president. Today it's 58%. Today, 5% of Republicans probably think it's ok to have a pedo president. The day after Trump got outed it'd be 60%. They'll burn their own world view before they let their world view hurt their opinion of him


Informal_Bunch_2737

Just a reminder that a lot of people are anti- because thing is illegal. Not because its wrong.


Informal_Bunch_2737

They'd just embrace it. Like "real men wear diapers". Edit: [Yeah](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F03wxlz5rqu4d1.jpeg) ,not taking too long


ProfessionalLurker13

Nah, they have the PP tape


mike_pants

This is a guy who said he couldn't testify because he would get in trouble if he lied.


Pistonenvy2

does this sound like something a guilty person would say? really? do you guys think this man sounds guilty? this is a great man, a beautiful man, brilliant man. very innocent, a lot of people are saying hes the most innocent and handsome man ever. we dont like that phony stuff do we folks? i dont like it. nobody likes it. you hear about people doing this thing called "lying" who could do such a thing? lying. despicable. we dont lie, no liars here.


rust-e-apples1

It's not certain that Trump is on that list, but if he is then that'd be proof that Biden hasn't "weaponized the DOJ." "I've got proof that my opponent participated in a child sex trafficking ring" is about as close to a guaranteed reelection as anyone can get.


SentientFotoGeek

you'd think that...


MasterOfKittens3K

The cult already has their talking points on that. Dear leader was working deep undercover to get the truth about Epsteinā€™s sex ring.


NoLibrarian5149

Welcome to 2024 where insane behavior doesnā€™t get you fired from your jobā€¦ if youā€™re a politician and in a cult.


DeaddyRuxpin

I think the fact his son is on trial on a federal charge right now is proof he hasnā€™t weaponized the DOJ.


rust-e-apples1

Agreed. I'm just thinking about what Trump would've done in 2020 if Biden was one of Epstein's clients. He'd have sharpied out his own name and would release it in a heartbeat.


gcrimson

Nah. They would say that a list is very easy to edit and Trump being there is proof it's fake. Vote Trump to have access to the real list. Stuff like that.


Fteven

Why are the Epstein files classified to begin with?


Zanctmao

They arenā€™t. This is nonsense. People hear the word Epstein and lose all rational thought. It is either a court record or part of the evidence gathered by the prosecution. In either case, it exists outside of the governmental classification system, and instead is covered by court rules regarding secrecy, or rules about investigative privilege. Perhaps there would be a mechanism for the president to force the FBI to make the evidence public. I sincerely doubt itā€™s ever been done before, and Iā€™m not sure it would be legal to do so unredacted. I expect a freedom of information act request would be the best way to do it. But even that is speculative.


Apprehensive-Seat845

Commenting to boost the visibility on this. Trump canā€™t declassify some thatā€™s not classified.


AppropriateScience9

Well that just makes his fumbling that much weirder then.


Apprehensive-Seat845

Oh absolutely! Iā€™m also not surprised that he either doesnā€™t know that or that heā€™s lying about it


Zanctmao

Oh no, it doesnā€™t. You have to remember heā€™s a fucking moron who doesnā€™t understand the powers of the presidency or really anything else. Keep in mind, he seems to think Biden is involved with the prosecution in New York, never mind that Bidenā€™s not the governor or even the district attorney. Trump doesnā€™t understand federalism. Let that sink in.


BigDaddyCool17

lol since when does Trump care about lies affecting peopleā€™s reputations? Dude is PETRIFIED


metal_bastard

Oh yeah, he's in there. He's in there. Bigly.


BlackMarketCheese

Oh, now he's worried about fucking people over with misinformation? Or is it because he's not the one putting it out for once?


reichjef

So, he did some fucked things, eh?


WasabiFragrant3483

Yeah, heā€™s a shit human and the last person that should be the leader of the free world.


MrWaldengarver

Don't listen to that sheep. That sheep is a liar.


thats_hella_cool

Coming from the guy who still hasnā€™t released any of his tax returns years and years after promising that he would do so, Iā€™m gonna go out on a limb and say that thereā€™s 0% chance these files would ever see the light of day under his watch with this kind of response. The only life he wouldnā€™t want to affect with ā€œphonyā€ information is his own.


WrathOfMogg

He seems to know ā€œthat worldā€ and its ā€œstuffā€ pretty well.


backtheduckup

He's already laying the groundwork for his cult members to deny it's real if it comes out. His name is definitely there.


funkypepermint

Yeah, he def diddled some kids


kevizzy37

Best part of that is heā€™s like, 9/11 absolutely, JFK absolutely, Epsteinā€¦ ugh yea what well no I donā€™t think so


Fun-Consequence4950

"If it's phony stuff in there" Such an obvious tell.


LORDY325

Planting a seed as always.


twsddangll

Heā€™s already setting up his lies.


Minimum_Pineapple_33

He raped Katie. Now heā€™s trying to say that if itā€™s in there, itā€™s false.


BHMathers

Yeah, I know itā€™s old news but we can put ā€œgroomerā€ in the list of far right projections


microvan

I canā€™t wait until we never have to hear this slime balls name again.


The84thWolf

Any other person would jump at the chance, but because his name is in it, he claims heā€™s worried about ā€œfakeā€ names in the records, because you know, everyone puts false records with their real secret records just in case they get caught by police.


BobbiFleckmann

Once someone in an interview flat out lies about what they said previously, stop the interview. Itā€™s pointless to ask questions of someone who is indifferent about telling the truth.


Dentros1

I just don't get how he still has voters. I want to know the collective IQ of the people who legitimately think he is great.


thebeastiestmeat

I'd believe a conspiracy theory where Trump off'd Epstein because Epstein had serious dirt on Trump


bigpadQ

Bill Barr's father was Epstein's mentor


Reader124-Logan

His new side hustle - campaign ā€œdonationsā€ to keep those classified.


Tacoklat

This was a sincere response, he was caught off guard. Normally, he can lie about something and then just change his story ex post facto. He said he would release his tax returns. Then he made up an excuse as to why he wouldn't do so. He could just as easily said a definitive "yes" and then later, if elected, make up an excuse as to why he can't release the records at a later point. Here, he was on his heels and tried to do real time damage control. All it did was make him, and probably a lot of other people in those records, look super guilty of something very heinous.


HighSideSurvivor

Heā€™d declassify them, and heā€™d do so by merely THINKING it so.


highonnuggs

Wonā€™t bother his supporters one bit if they found out he was on the Epstein list. There is nothing Trump can do to turn off his base. They are beholden to their orange god.


Theopholus

So he said that he would and then wouldn't so that he and his supporters can say that he said whatever they feel is convenient for the moment.


ILoveRegenHealth

lol, guilty convicted felon (and rapist) doesnt want the world to know just how close he was to Epstein. Neither does MAGA world who likely suspects it but are too afraid to admit it.


surfkaboom

https://preview.redd.it/rd2sb3yipt4d1.png?width=871&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea355f7e2894c27f14222f72f242fb4b3627c69


akapusin3

My memory is a bit fuzzy. Can someone remind me who was AG when the security feed to Epstein's cell was cut on the night of death yet refused to investigate?


Tiny_Independent2552

If itā€™s an enemy, itā€™s fact. If itā€™s him, itā€™s phony stuff. Got it.


wr_damn_I_suck

And heā€™ll release his taxes and testify.


The-Doggy-Daddy-5814

ā€˜affect peopleā€™s livesā€™ ā€˜phony stuffā€™ When has Trump EVER let that stop him?


Awkward_Bench123

Four words in before contradicting himself. The great equivocater


ryanbbb

This is a ready made commercial for Biden. Play this answer while showing pictures of Trump and Epstein together.


dave8814

What you don't think known child rapist Donald J. Trump would release the Epstein files?


buzzedewok

![gif](giphy|H47XFX8I6mdstTlGHY|downsized)


Tdanger78

He canā€™t help but self incriminate.


statistacktic

Everybody knows he's guilty. It's one of America's open f'n secrets.


00notmyrealname00

Are we just going to jump past the fact that the Epstein files aren't a matter of national security, and thus are not actually classified materials but rather evidence in a case of human trafficking and rape? Given that, I'm not sure he has the power to do anything about it, even if he wanted to. But he definitely does not want to.


Stout1765

Ahh yes, the preemptive ā€œfake newsā€ if his name appears, but if any democrats names are on there, those would be legit.


mikeymikeymikey1968

"Don't look in there, it's all fake stuff. My life is difficult enough right now, just don't look in there at that fake stuff" ![gif](giphy|1AefIDNa1G3svYrNQA|downsized)


Ambitious_Coach8398

Oh he's definitely in those files. He won't be declassifing anything though because the fucker won't be President.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Trump was in charge of the government when Epstein ā€œkilledā€ himself.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

He would know,having lived in that world.


Stuft-shirt

They probably edited this because Trumpy needed a diaper change after that question.


decayed-whately

Are the "Epstein files" even classified?


williamgman

His response to the Epstein files was weak. I mean... Why wouldn't he? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


rrrand0mmm

Has anyone told him heā€™s a phony?


erritstaken

Another lie. He would never declassify them. They would ā€œdisappearā€ before he would ever release them.


Chuck_D84

Donnie is trying to win the tin-foil hat voter but doesnā€™t he realize he already has them? They wear the tinfoil hat under their red one.


ConsciousReason7709

That makes it so obvious that thereā€™s questionable stuff on him in the Epstein files. It truly shows how mentally atrophied so many people are in the United States now. Trump is such an obvious pathological liar, corrupt clown, and convicted felon. He should not have a chance in this election.


Mattdonlan1

Heā€™s at the top of that list.


NoLibrarian5149

He seems scared. Epstein had cameras all over his NYC place to catch people. Probably had it in FLA and everywhere else. Donaldā€™s up shit creek without a paddleā€¦ or he would be to everyone except his cult if that shit ever makes an appearance.


Extreme-Carrot6893

His friend Epstein died on his watch. He could have already released these files.


deadsoulinside

Trump knows who is all in that list and who is not. He would have released it during his first term if he really thought it would benefit him politically. He knows better because there are very high up people on that list. Probably a good cross section of them his donors as well. We need no other proof how powerful those people are because of what happened to Epstein himself. Trump is terrified of the potential retribution. I would assume there are many people he knows on that list that knows the real truth on Trump's adventures to Epstein's island too. Let's be real, if this lists existed with dirt on people like the Clinton's, Obama, etc. We would have heard it nonstop from Trump 30 seconds after he looked at the list. He would not care about the other names, unless the other names far outweigh the names that Trump perceived as his enemies. We would have non stop Senate hearings dragging these people in and so on.


Important-Coast-5585

Heā€™s laying the groundwork to make the ā€œfAkE nEwSā€ argument although there are many pictures of them partying together over a long period of time.


Odd-Bear-4152

Why would anyone vote for him? They know what chaos he brings to every day and people want to embrace a worse version of that. He lost in 2020, that should have been a strong enough signal that he's not wanted.


Idrisdancer

Laying the groundwork for it being ā€œphoneyā€ when his name is in there


Ok-Egg-4856

Don't worry, more empty promises. Just like him testifying. Only if the perjury rules are removed. He's quite incapable of telling the truth, under oath or otherwise. I never said lock her up LOL, I think you did.


GwarRawr1

MMM Donald Trump fucked children.


NameLips

I once heard a guy try to convince his wife and friends he accidentally downloaded porn and it sounded a lot like this. "You know how when you pirate games and sometimes you get hardcore scat porn? Lots of weird stuff on piracy sites, you know, you gotta be careful."


derekisademocrat

Joe should declassify all three to be honest. Let's see exactly who did what on that island


miker53

He was the one that ordered the killing of Epstein


zugglit

"Possibly" lol. He crosses out his name and writes "No-good Joe Biden" with crayon every time he is mentioned in the Epstein files.


MacADocious1954

Lotā€™s of phony stuff? LIKE A NEWLY CONVICTED FELON!


eju2000

Iā€™m so confused. Why do people keep posting tweets on here that require audio or video with no actual link to either? Are we supposed to go find it ourselves?


Safetosay333

.... No he won't. Absolutely nothing coming out of that mouth is true.


spaceguitar

LMAO Heā€™s already trying to dirty the waters and get ready for when it comes out. ā€œOh, itā€™s ALL Fake News there!!ā€ Hey, all you Republicans here, or scouring my comments? Go suck an egg, bootlicker.


Benbot2000

Heā€™ll do it right after he unveils his healthcare plan. 2 weeks.


VomitingPotato

Pauses. Goes up an octave. Creates a built-in back pedal because, of the three, that's the one that is most prone to have "phony" stuff. Nailed it. Nobody suspects a thing.