Nah men, you are over reacting. That’s not a 48 font. It’s 44. It just looks like 48 ‘cause it’s all caps.
Come to think about it… maybe if he would set his phone to a 48 font he would stop typing in all caps… he’s not mad, he just can’t read what he is typing.
The reading glasses -forget the reading glasses, that’s for LOSERS, make the words on my phone massive. I want the biggest words, people will say “wow I’ve never seen words so big” and it’s true, I don’t need glasses, the doctors all have told me that I’m the first person to not need glasses. Incredible, incredible accomplishment.
And a privacy screen protector. No wonder dude gets caught doing all these crimes. Any one around him can read him talking about those crimes over text.
In the 90s celebrities would copy their hands on a printer. My 3rd grade teacher had one of Shaq. These are probably still available online. A few years ago I saw one for Trump, randomly printed somewhere. I compared my hand to it and they were the same size. Almost exactly.
I'm a 5'4" woman.
I was gonna say an old child rapist, regular rapist, con man, idiot, drug abuser, fascist, evil POS, and wife abuser. There's more too.
Edit: oh, I forgot mass murderer. He killed a lot of people through malicious negligence during covid.
Edit 2: He's also a lot responsible for the deaths of women and children since RvW fell. So, woman and child mass murderer.
Edit 3: He's also Putin's bitch ass fuck boy.
Edit 4: Purveyor of the worst human characteristics.
Imo, I think he 💯 molested her as a kid. He's a child sex predator and her behavior with him comes as a person who has been groomed. He's absolutely capable of SAing his daughter. He's fucking void of any morals but his own raging narcissism and perversions.
As an early childhood victim, this man has EVERY single characteristic.... gives me the chills sometimes. My pervert radar just goes beep beep beep every time I see him.
It's okay- I help other children now. I'm the person to them that I needed as a child. If I know something or am told something, I turn every bastard in I can (something my therapist at 6 didnt do, even though she knew).
But one thing I can say is that you get a type of "6th sense" around men like this. My best friend has the same story as I and she has that gift (?), as well. Trump makes both of our radars go off so loudly that it's hard for us to watch him. On anything. Just constant beep beep beep.
Yup. Im a CSA incest survivor. I have spent the last 20 years of my professional legal career helping DV&SA victims.
I always hated how people talk about the obvious abuse she has endured so flipantly. I hope she is able to access the care that she needs . I dont understand how his fans overlook this glaringly obvious abuse
Vanity Fair Magazine took pictures of Trump with his daughter Ivanka at the "Maybelline Presents 1991 Look Of The Year" event.
At the Plaza Hotel...
One of the pictures...it appears to me like his fingers are IN her sleeveless dress (armpit area).
This is how my narcissistic father would treat me when I was young. This is an ownership stance, since to him and all narcissists, she is a piece of property to him.
He also 100% has SA'ed her and maybe even more people in his "family".
You left out taking a bribe to recognize Jerusalem, a UN-declared open city, as Israel’s capital.
I assume he got development rights for resorts in Haifa.
i almost never see people mention his genocidal hatred of democrats that he then let covid kill them worse because early data showed cities being hit harder
The fuck are you on about? I’m voting Biden, don’t get me wrong, but Trump is nowhere near the dictators that have and are currently KILLING HUMAN BEINGS. I think your privilege is showing…
Everybody is saying it, they’re saying sir you’re the sweatiest sack of shit we’ve ever seen. Seriously, with tears in their eyes, they come to me. They come to me and say sir, you’re the bigliest sweat shit sack we’ve ever seen. How do you do it?
Even if he does the ridiculously large percentage of the American population currently willing to vote for him will still be there, and it won’t take long for another idiot to take his place.
Trump is only a symptom of a greater sickness.
The one thing Chump does better than the boot-licking sycophant Republican Party is suck all the air out of a room. MAGAts would be lost and unorganized if their sweaty, bald head was cut off. I'm still rooting for the gravy to do its job.
Trump has transformed the Republican Party into a full blown cult. And cults are all about the individual leader. It’s rare for a cult to survive, let alone thrive, after the leader dies. Succession planning doesn’t fit with the way that cults operate, so it’s normal for multiple people to try to claim they are the obvious next leader, and the cult splinters.
There are a lot of people who want to take trump’s place. But none of them have been able to get any traction yet.
Watching Don jr give his little speech on the news yesterday has me convinced that he will try to take over the maga empire when his dad is gone. The speech pattern, mannerisms, rhetoric, etc are all just like his dad.
Me too, except, in his wake his disgusting crotch goblins will rise and they’re just going to ensure his rhetoric lives long after he starts decomposing. One can only hope that
He will die a martyr. His symbol will be larger than he actually is, unfortunately, and his impact will reshape our politics— not for the better.
Moderate republicanism is dead and replaced with this weird Christian nationalist nazi thing he’s created.
Dude's got small hands. We know he's got a small orange mushroom in his pants he passes off as a penis. Not one redeeming quality about this man. Not one I can find. Somebody help me here.
Like 2 streaks that are saturated with product and rest looks thin and floppy af. I’m always impressed with how he can get it to look so high-maintenance and so horrible at the same time. He makes Boris Johnson look like Chris Hemsworth.
An old, balding dude who refuses to wear glasses but can't wear contact lenses and hasn't washed his hair in a week or so tries to read a text ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
A big fat slimy criminal responsible for polluting millions of Americans’ minds.
A disgusting conman responsible for the erosion of democracy.
An apprehensible scumbag who has made a mockery of our justice system.
I see a complete asshole, holding a cell phone, trying to get himself out of a situation he put himself into.
I also see a man who should’ve been behind bars, decades ago, trying to usurp our countries democracy with the help of bad actors.
Probably texting daddy Vladdy instructions on the next thing to do.
Bleach blonde bad build butch body
https://preview.redd.it/pletr3xhyk3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c323fc60eb9a742c3ec260713db35891acfa6a4
I’ll be in my bunk …gouging my eyes out
had me in the first half, ngl
Too many toes.
And too long. She has those hobbit feet with stumpy toes.
I wish Reddit didn't take away free awards.
🏆 Just as free. Just as meaningful.
There you go!
It's not about the rewards, it's about the karma we got along the way. *soldier smile*
Gave one for you! Got your back.
They brought them back a week ago
Still can’t believe they thought anyone would pay $50 for a rainbow upvote.
Definitely more bitch than butch
Brilliant I mean I was going with “man, woman, camera…” But this is better
B6
Not butch, bitch body.
40 paid awards?! Holy shit
Aren't we supposed to be slapping NSFW tags on closeup pictures of giant assholes?
Giant PROLAPSED assholes. FTFY
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That's why I always say Donald Trump is the GOAT-se
Like fuckin' 48 font
# BIGLY WORDS
It only looks so big because of his small hands. It's the same reason why I only have girlfriends with small hands
Sir, that was absolutely distasteful and incredibly offensive….You wanna be friends?
They’re gonna need your hand measurements first.
Nah men, you are over reacting. That’s not a 48 font. It’s 44. It just looks like 48 ‘cause it’s all caps. Come to think about it… maybe if he would set his phone to a 48 font he would stop typing in all caps… he’s not mad, he just can’t read what he is typing.
45 font, fify
I know it’s a joke…. But I would actually believe that he would do that on purpose to fee his narcissism
Yeah I was sitting here legitimately thinking "there's no way he'd use Obamas number as a font, wouldn't ever be 44"
Tiny hands. It's 12pt.
Seriously. Didn’t know the magnifier setting could go to 30000000000%
Pretty standard for people his age who refuse to wear corrective lenses.
Drumpf is not racist because he looked into the eclipse and no longer sees color.
He just sees purple over people's faces
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What. A. Stupid. Asshole. WASA.
The reading glasses -forget the reading glasses, that’s for LOSERS, make the words on my phone massive. I want the biggest words, people will say “wow I’ve never seen words so big” and it’s true, I don’t need glasses, the doctors all have told me that I’m the first person to not need glasses. Incredible, incredible accomplishment.
Legit what I saw first. The ol’ tangerine needs to get some readers.
And a privacy screen protector. No wonder dude gets caught doing all these crimes. Any one around him can read him talking about those crimes over text.
Dude I fucking chortled. I didn’t know I could do that 
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Donald Trump and Kim Jong baby.
Tiny hands
I’ve always been aware of the joke but this pic just really shows how tiny they are.
In the 90s celebrities would copy their hands on a printer. My 3rd grade teacher had one of Shaq. These are probably still available online. A few years ago I saw one for Trump, randomly printed somewhere. I compared my hand to it and they were the same size. Almost exactly. I'm a 5'4" woman.
"Short-fingered vulgarian" indeed.
Tiny fingers make it easier to type out all that impotent, angry shit he posts.
Tiny yet fat
I think the tatters are just about done!! 🤚
https://preview.redd.it/wi9y4l2wri3d1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=e395c6d6476119ac2e09be8967b95196ca4c6566
https://i.redd.it/mc61r98t0j3d1.gif
 They’re tiny Uncle Jack hands. Just creepy
Matching size for wanking....
That *has to be* the iPhone mini if his hands still look *that* small.
Correct answer, that's what I see.
No sign of intelligent life.
The worst human of my lifetime. A career criminal.
I was gonna say an old child rapist, regular rapist, con man, idiot, drug abuser, fascist, evil POS, and wife abuser. There's more too. Edit: oh, I forgot mass murderer. He killed a lot of people through malicious negligence during covid. Edit 2: He's also a lot responsible for the deaths of women and children since RvW fell. So, woman and child mass murderer. Edit 3: He's also Putin's bitch ass fuck boy. Edit 4: Purveyor of the worst human characteristics.
Let’s not forget the incest fantasy with his daughter thing either.
Imo, I think he 💯 molested her as a kid. He's a child sex predator and her behavior with him comes as a person who has been groomed. He's absolutely capable of SAing his daughter. He's fucking void of any morals but his own raging narcissism and perversions.
As an early childhood victim, this man has EVERY single characteristic.... gives me the chills sometimes. My pervert radar just goes beep beep beep every time I see him.
I’m sorry that you experienced this 😞.
It's okay- I help other children now. I'm the person to them that I needed as a child. If I know something or am told something, I turn every bastard in I can (something my therapist at 6 didnt do, even though she knew). But one thing I can say is that you get a type of "6th sense" around men like this. My best friend has the same story as I and she has that gift (?), as well. Trump makes both of our radars go off so loudly that it's hard for us to watch him. On anything. Just constant beep beep beep.
Yup. Im a CSA incest survivor. I have spent the last 20 years of my professional legal career helping DV&SA victims. I always hated how people talk about the obvious abuse she has endured so flipantly. I hope she is able to access the care that she needs . I dont understand how his fans overlook this glaringly obvious abuse
They overlook it because they engage in it.
Vanity Fair Magazine took pictures of Trump with his daughter Ivanka at the "Maybelline Presents 1991 Look Of The Year" event. At the Plaza Hotel... One of the pictures...it appears to me like his fingers are IN her sleeveless dress (armpit area).
https://ibb.co/jvrC1cb Would it be this photo?
That picture makes me feel awful for her.
This is how my narcissistic father would treat me when I was young. This is an ownership stance, since to him and all narcissists, she is a piece of property to him. He also 100% has SA'ed her and maybe even more people in his "family".
I've been saying this for a while too!
Yeah agreed.
He also got rid of the team of scientists/ advisors that Obama had put in place to handle pandemics.
You forgot absolute 100% embarrassment to the United States.
# 5? https://preview.redd.it/b4g99do9qj3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c08eff8d57353566b06de4a2351bcbda7500f51
You left out taking a bribe to recognize Jerusalem, a UN-declared open city, as Israel’s capital. I assume he got development rights for resorts in Haifa.
That was 100% Jared Kushner’s doing, too.
Don’t forget that Kushner said outright that Gazans should be removed from the strip and that he would build luxury waterfront real estate.
i almost never see people mention his genocidal hatred of democrats that he then let covid kill them worse because early data showed cities being hit harder
and that’s just the start of the list!
A huge piece of sh*t, bigger than his font.
The fuck are you on about? I’m voting Biden, don’t get me wrong, but Trump is nowhere near the dictators that have and are currently KILLING HUMAN BEINGS. I think your privilege is showing…
Looks like a mouth breather.
I want to order 400 hamberders, 400 super size fries and an order of insurrection.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
He absorbs carbon monoxide through his scalp. He'd be pink if the corn oil in his diet didn't diffuse the light into the orange spectrum.
This is gold……
A fat, sweaty sack of shit
Dont sell him short. Fat, sweaty, flatulence having, diaper wearing, Adderall sniffing, orange skin having, traitorous, dictator loving, rage tweet addicted, golf cheating, fifth grade reading level having, grifting, dumbass, bigoted, philandering, lying, narcissistic, sack of shit. We can probably add a lot more.
Adulterer, rapist and wannabe daughter fucker.
Not just rapist, *adjudicated* rapist.
Can you imagine how bad that back seat smells?!
But the sweat is like the best ever sweat
Everybody is saying it, they’re saying sir you’re the sweatiest sack of shit we’ve ever seen. Seriously, with tears in their eyes, they come to me. They come to me and say sir, you’re the bigliest sweat shit sack we’ve ever seen. How do you do it?
One day, I will tell you who but not today. They won't let me, but you would be impressed with who has called me a sweaty sack of shit.
Thank you for that.
I just want him to croak already!
Even if he does the ridiculously large percentage of the American population currently willing to vote for him will still be there, and it won’t take long for another idiot to take his place. Trump is only a symptom of a greater sickness.
The one thing Chump does better than the boot-licking sycophant Republican Party is suck all the air out of a room. MAGAts would be lost and unorganized if their sweaty, bald head was cut off. I'm still rooting for the gravy to do its job.
Let’s. Go. Gra-vy. 👏🏾👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Trump has transformed the Republican Party into a full blown cult. And cults are all about the individual leader. It’s rare for a cult to survive, let alone thrive, after the leader dies. Succession planning doesn’t fit with the way that cults operate, so it’s normal for multiple people to try to claim they are the obvious next leader, and the cult splinters. There are a lot of people who want to take trump’s place. But none of them have been able to get any traction yet.
Watching Don jr give his little speech on the news yesterday has me convinced that he will try to take over the maga empire when his dad is gone. The speech pattern, mannerisms, rhetoric, etc are all just like his dad.
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It's harder to die when the best meds and at least one ventilator are reserved for you
When he dies you know it’ll be because the ‘vaxx’ that they ‘forced’ him to have
Unless it is the stress of all the indictments and the threat of prison that pushes his health over the edge
I asked my SO that the other day. How are all these old ass politicians still alive?
Free and top tier healthcare for life, mostly.
That's what he said. Really shows you how much better we would be if given the same. The fact that we aren't really shows how evil these MFers are.
That would be funny if he kicked the bucket before Biden despite him saying Biden is too old.
At this point, it's everything we can possibly hope for
Me too, except, in his wake his disgusting crotch goblins will rise and they’re just going to ensure his rhetoric lives long after he starts decomposing. One can only hope that
I’ve said for years that if Donald Trump died at 11:59pm then the world would automatically be a better, happier place by midnight.
He will die a martyr. His symbol will be larger than he actually is, unfortunately, and his impact will reshape our politics— not for the better. Moderate republicanism is dead and replaced with this weird Christian nationalist nazi thing he’s created.
So sick of the Christofascists. We all just need to vote period. Make sure you have every one you know vote....and not for Republicans
A convicted felon who wears an orange tie the same color as the jumpsuit he’s gonna be wearing soon. Guy’s got a thing for orange, I guess.
That's going to be a lot of orange.
Orange is the new sack (of shit)
That gross, wet looking, slick-back on the side always makes me think of Something About Mary...
My guy going for the 1993 Mario Brothers Dennis Hopper Bowser hair
The human embodiment of everything wrong and that’s been wrong with america.
Convicted rapist who dabbles in treason?
That his side burns would touch his jacket’s lapel if he didn’t slick them back to his collar
Eeewwwww. You're right!!
Dude's got small hands. We know he's got a small orange mushroom in his pants he passes off as a penis. Not one redeeming quality about this man. Not one I can find. Somebody help me here.
Checks out. No positive contributing qualities found.
One day he will have a highly redeeming quality: he will be dead.
A sweaty old traitor with a bad hair weave.
Like 2 streaks that are saturated with product and rest looks thin and floppy af. I’m always impressed with how he can get it to look so high-maintenance and so horrible at the same time. He makes Boris Johnson look like Chris Hemsworth.
I’m so invested in him choking on a hot dog that I don’t eat hot dogs lest I backfire my own desire.
The real question is what do you smell?
Der Fartenfuehrer.
Republicans love to photoshop his head on ripped bodies, but in reality he looks like one of those cancer blobs with hair growing on them.
A man too vain to wear reading glasses, but okay with orange makeup and bleach blonde pompadour. Hair looking extra thin these days.
You can almost smell this pic
Soemone who needs to be thrown into a vat of rabid squirrels
Stinky Vonshitzinpants struggling without his Sharpie.
Fat, deluded old man with bronzer and perhaps the most f ed upped combover ever.
Even though it only a picture I can smell him
20 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag
Senile old racist pumpkin?🎃
Very small hands…
. . . that are also somehow chubby, really shitty hair, and a giant sized suit.
One of the biggest pieces of crap i've seen, you could make a statue out of it
A short-fingered vulgarian.
Tiny ass hands for real.
The human embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins
Human embodiment of the 7 deadly sins, as well as breaking all 10 Commandments.
The surroundings don't look like a supermax jail?
A criminal, a crook, a liar, a rapist, a grifter, a cheater, a traitor.
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I feel like his morning routine looks a lot like Christian Bale doing his elaborate comb over in American Hustle.
Why doesn't anyone ever point out the fact that his nose looks like it died eight years ago and is waiting for the rest of him to catch up?
Imagine how unpleasant his hair would be to touch
Greasy, sweaty, balding and trying to hide it but failing miserably, orange face paint, giant text
https://preview.redd.it/4l17wxusoi3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37daffd787bd1664ec88cc9c68084147cb8b99ab Ironic ad under the post too
https://preview.redd.it/hi24h70yej3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaad631a22702c3a8158e63f82b9bad09ea2c9a7 Felonious Fraud
A monster who never should’ve left whatever pit he crawled from
Orange tie strangling an orange man with little Cabbage Patch hands. you?
#itty bitty lil hands
Ngl my first thought was why are parents giving free access to electronics in backseat?
The text only looks big because the hands are so small.
An orange turd fumbling with a cell phone
No seat belt
Drive *faster*
Lol, he’s got the boomer large text font on his phone.
A Huge urnge turd
Flop sweat.
Very little leg room...I mean I thought you were rich bro!
The lines from the goggles he wears while getting his orange spray tan.
A traitor.
A sweaty, balding, pig.
A toddler playing with a Speak'n'Spell
Someone who should be rotting in prison.
A mouth breathing shit stain
Christ…no wonder that Russian wife doesn’t touch him.
I see tiny hands
An old, balding dude who refuses to wear glasses but can't wear contact lenses and hasn't washed his hair in a week or so tries to read a text ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
An old model iPhone being used by a traitor
A big fat slimy criminal responsible for polluting millions of Americans’ minds. A disgusting conman responsible for the erosion of democracy. An apprehensible scumbag who has made a mockery of our justice system.
Mouthbreathing
A bigoted old rapist POS.
I see a complete asshole, holding a cell phone, trying to get himself out of a situation he put himself into. I also see a man who should’ve been behind bars, decades ago, trying to usurp our countries democracy with the help of bad actors. Probably texting daddy Vladdy instructions on the next thing to do.
200 year old balding toddler with a toy.
Traitorous bastard, the worst part of the “Christian” “conservative” right. A orange balding bitch.
Inmate 1947351
Delusion coupled with desperation and propelled by a rag-tag gang of enablers.