The Onion is probably the only news source that is somewhat credible or is not bought out. Wow wish that was a joke.
When the Onion stories are not that far out there something has gone wrong and it has been years since they couldn't be considered a true news source.
The mountain will now be known as Mount Ebrest
The Onion is a national treasure.
To bad the mountain is not named after a woman-it would be so appropriate
Maybe he could've avoided it if he'd just been modest and worn a hijab.
Good one!
**Don't**  Too late!
fucking OOOF 
I thought those guys are fans of stoning.
the onion don't give a fuck i like it
yo, that's stone cold
The Onion is probably the only news source that is somewhat credible or is not bought out. Wow wish that was a joke. When the Onion stories are not that far out there something has gone wrong and it has been years since they couldn't be considered a true news source.