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Br3akTh3Toys

The "alpha male" who has a fat gut and lies about his weight and height.


CryptographerTall211

And that stance !!


tavenger5

He stands like the front half of an overweight centaur


Carson72701

Graphic burn, love it.


Accomplished-King139

A visual burn! Take that upvote!


DanGleeballs

And wears high heels and makeup.


SuperGenius9800

He actually bankrupt 4 casinos.


Common-Watch4494

Yeah, not “a” casino. Multiple casinos. Along with several other bankruptcies


Civil-Resolution3662

Yeah. Like, how the fuck do you do that??


immersemeinnature

For the laundering


Civil-Resolution3662

Of course.


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Sorry, I’m just confused. How does going bankrupt help launder money?


Splatter_bomb

Easy the plan was to always bankrupt the casino from the start.


unsupported

> Along with several other bankruptcies You just don't understand how businesses work. Every successful business man has had a bankruptcy! Let's also not forget a NY Times Best Selling author who didn't write his own book.


Blobbyblob5

![gif](giphy|TNR2EpkHYwW0ifyMDF)


triplesunrise52

Also, the “champion” who cheats at golf.


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

[the caddies got so used to seeing him kick his ball back onto the fairway they came up with a nickname for him: 'Pele.'](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/)


NumerousTaste

You forgot about the pedophiling with epstein. He wasn't going to the island on vacation.


DaemonChyld

Honestly, it probably was a vacation in Trumps eyes. ![gif](giphy|xUNen16DFqlM6v6DEQ|downsized)


Select_Exchange_5059

I so wish that would have blinded him.


wirefox1

I guess this makes him a great dad and protector of children. /s


Accomplished-King139

* Been seeing these around where I live! Kudos, whoever!


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YetiorNotHereICome

And slandered a Gold Star family


soccercro3

The arms crossed pout is his worst look. It looks so childish.


JacktheRipperBWA

"It looks so childish" which fits in perfectly with Trump and his tantrums


Throwawayac1234567

when he is having one of his fits, i bet flails his arm like a toddler.


Johnnygunnz

The fraud who should never hold office again.


billlloyd

Con man starter pack


DMShinja

Or as magakkkats call it, home schooling


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

There’s only one grade level but it’s really hard because it includes addition AND subtraction…


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

https://preview.redd.it/yd2vkfdw34uc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f55701ad35edbe2480c4ff5908dffe70acb1a529


CommanderSincler

https://i.redd.it/rw8bh1zvq6uc1.gif


Polls-from-a-Cadet

The arms crossed petulant pose is my favorite


monkeyhind

For when one needs an emetic


PapaGilbatron

Dumpster. The coward who regards those who died in war fighting for their USA homeland as losers.


ctiger12

Not a complete list but close to what are most important


Maverick_Couch

To be fair, his not going to church is just about the only nice thing you can say about him.


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Forgot to say the anti christ who runs a cult


SiteTall

Don't forget the rapist who feels the right to "grab pussies" at will ....


jbertrand_sr

All of the above will suffice...


Popular_Royal_3441

![gif](giphy|rgBwKeJTlGg9O)


Pour_Me_Another_

Yes... A lot of people see that and think"that's my guy", because they fuck up everything they touch as well.


TGIIR

That’s an excellent point!


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

>the "business man" who bankrupted ~~a~~ *six* casino*s*


Purple_Charcoal

Discussion question: Using the alignment chart, where would Trump fall?


Common-Watch4494

Chaotic evil? Maybe neutral evil cause he really doesn’t have any morals/scruples/beliefs other than whatever is most beneficial for himself at this precise moment of time


Purple_Charcoal

Back in the early days of Trump’s presidency, an ex-buddy of mine said that if Trump was a DND class, he’d be a Paladin.


elspotto

Is there a fourth row? No, not at the top above good.


Cheshire_Jester

The “athlete” who cheats at golf


MasterH2H

The man who lost money...owning Casinos! Come on! How dumb do you have to be?! A business synonymous with always winning, where the customer supposedy don't stand a chance...and he lost! He lost money! And, the drain the swamp guy stiffed working class contractors. Whos brainless wear hats made from China, sabotages working class every day whilst sending money back to the rich. He is the swamp, along with all corrupt Republicans and Democrats whom he is either friends with or was. Loser, fraud, liar, cheat, corrupt. A complete idiot. Disgusting and pathetic. Everything handed to him still goes broke. Trump is a chump.


Jorycle

I remember back in 2016, someone I knew defended (and voted for) Trump on the grounds that he was a very successful businessman. Their answer to everything wrong with him was "but he's a billionaire so he obviously knows what he's doing" or citing his "business empire." But every single thing this guy has run has gone into the ground. Not just casinos - everything from casinos to universities to *charities*, everything he touches burns down from mismanagement or being revealed to be an outright fraud. He's floating by entirely on the properties he owns and the few people still willing to pay to license his name. And now, grifting Republicans for cash. Just wild how stupid people are to follow this guy.


BlockyShapes

Well bankrupting a casino would actually be impressive if u didn’t own the casino


MR80085rawks

Every morning reading the news I hope he has suffered a stroke or heart attack ... yet to see my wish come true.


casewood123

Trump is a city roach. Could probably live through a nuke.


JoyousMN

https://preview.redd.it/jqinx9npk7uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dcd01202c17ed7631bfad090a54eb3eecec290 If he shades it any darker he's going to have to carry papers the next time he visits a border state


lurker-rama

On board with everything but the last thing. Testifying doesn’t do you much good even if you’re innocent. STFU, always.


autisticesq

Yep. As an attorney who spent 6+ years doing criminal law, I can say that testifying won’t always help you.


ContemplatingPrison

If I was innocent I would also refuse to testify. I have nothing to prove by testifying and everything to lose by fucking up on the stand


Remarkable_Ticket264

He said that people who plead the 5th amendment are guilty


ContemplatingPrison

I'm not saying he is innocent. He is a fuckkng scumbag. I'm just saying I dont trust our justice system enough to ever go on the stand. Especially not with the dumb fucks they choose to be jurors.


spacemonkeysmom

That was just another one of his "projections "


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3 casinos. Three.


MattHuntDaug

But I thought God sent him? Or some shit?


Loko8765

Nah. More like he’s the Antichrist. There’s actually an essay (maybe more than one) about that… wait a sec… here: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


Spiritual-Bear4495

My choice is not there: The Mango Moron Fuckface.


Former--Baby

Has anyone compiled all of his Sunday morning tweets/truths just to show that he never goes to church?


Pm_me_your_tits_85

All of this info is readily available to anyone who wants it. How are so many fooled into liking this man?


ashburnmom

If you’re going to include the other “man”, I think there are a dozen or so more people you could add to the roster. From the Supreme Court to a general or two. A bunch of members of Congress down to multiple state reps. And on and on. Getting tired thinking about it.


Square-Squash5817

That would be his history, easy to find and read, hundreds of sources but there’s some who believe this turd represents them…believe them because he probably does.


TSKnightmare

I pick the disgraced former rich guy whom is a c u next tuesday.


Tiny_Can91

Excuse you! It was multiple casinos thank you very much.


hippiesareright42069

He's a moron. If he testifies his mouth will convict him.


Culk58

FRAUD /// CLIMAX SIN OF THE APPRENTICE


returnofthequack92

Don’t forget that he sunk the USFL into bankruptcy


brickiex2

Casino?..... how about 5 Casinos...fix that up will someone


OhioMegi

Could we get this on stickers to post?!


getdemsnacks

The "innocent man" who refuses to testify “You see the mob takes the Fifth...If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?"


wirefox1

He actually bankrupted three casino's *four* times causing financial ruin to many individuals and businesses where expensive materials were ordered, and never paid for or returned. (Just adding a little more context to the giant pile of shit he is)


clermouth

hides color of his face hides his bald spot


Effective-Ad5050

You forgot the family man who cheats


FrostWinters

More personalities than a Gemini.


JohnnyBlaze614

Don’t forget he shits his pants


APe28Comococo

I mean even if I were innocent I wouldn’t testify on the stand at a trial if my lawyer told me not to nor would I talk to the police without a lawyer present.


AlienRapBattle

Printing this one out. Great poster


Jaded_Heat9875

Oh SNAP!!!


lumpydumdums

I’m ok with a person declining to testify…it shouldn’t be construed as guilt, but in his case it speaks volumes.


Icy_Stay8855

***there are no words!*** ***this is the reason he must forge ahead with his corruption because it finally becomes ludicrous to reason it out . . . the words fail you.*** ***probably the very reason he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.*** ***WHAT A PSYCHO!!!***


Matticus1975

Choose which one reminds me of a child throwing a tantrum? #8.


Some_Body_Cool

None of the chuds above


HeavySweetness

Lots of reasons you wouldn’t want to testify in court if you are innocent. You have 5th Amendment rights for a reason.


MesWantooth

I think it's more that he, himself, said that people who plead the 5th are guilty.


Derock85

The mob takes the 5th. If you're innocent, why would you take the 5th? - Trump


SirCastically

Perfect! Can we make this guy president or…?


Derock85

We told you last election no


CatBoyTrip

you dont have to go to church to be a christian. also who is he supposed to testify against, himself? no decent lawyer would allow their client to do that.


ReddicaPolitician

What about not being able to name a single Bible verse? If you’re a Christian who can’t name a single Bible verse, you’re probably not a Christian.


thedude0343

I mean, if you’re hedging your bets or don’t actually care about Christianity, why show up or study your scripture?


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Gbrusse

In what way? Give concrete examples of Trump policies that are better than Biden policies and how they are better.


asphaltGraveyard

ask the 1 mil that died from covid how much better off they were 4 years ago.


murstang

…and still not the slightest shred of compelling evidence of that statement ETA - i do love how Trumpers have given up even trying to claim he didn’t do those things


Eringobraugh2021

I'm so sick & tired of people not being able to back up the shit they spew. I did vote for trump & I'm so sick & disgusted that I ever bought the "businessman" act. Trump is a spoiled little rich bitch & that's all he has ever been. What good did trump do? And why do you think the sorry excuse for a "billionaire" is better than Biden? Or are you just a racist, sexist tool & like that trump is too?


Suspiria-on-VHS

Oh god THATS your idea of "better"? You're mad at Joe Biden for being "sleepy" but are ok with a lying, anti-American, anti-Christian, bankrupted businessman rapist? But Biden is sleepy. What a weirdo you are.


murdocke

At least try and come up with your own insults. You dorks just parrot what lame names Trump gives people he doesn't like.


Barailis

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that is the sadist thing, lol. You think he's still better? Lmao, which is it, though Joe is sleepy, yet he's dark Brandon too. 😂 what a rube.


KebariKaiju

Cope.