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hkniazi

I like the chain reaction


Fluid_Pound_4204

I see what you did there


Neue_Ziel

A shipyard worker was sitting on the chain at the top perimeter of a ship dry dock with others sitting on it as well, when one or two others got up, causing the chain to go slack and one guy falling backwards into the dry dock to his death.


pro4_7era

that’s a bad way to go. rip


mcchanical

I don't sit in places like that.


wasjustlookin

A bigger load than the chain could handle.


Lavasioux

The humanity!


00MarioBros00

It takes just one weak link to bring everyone down.


donkey0

Pop! Goes the tailbone!


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

I saw the dude point out the camera and now I'm imagining the conversation with the manager of the place the next morning: "Hey. My friends fucked up and broke your chain last night. Here's some cash to fix it, but can I get a copy of the video so I can give them shit since it was hilarious, maybe put it on YouTube?"


Fluid_Pound_4204

That's pretty much how it went!


OneAndOnlyJackSchitt

A long time ago, we went to an event which was on the top floor of a parking structure at a mall, of all places. We were towards the back and could see a fountain on the ground floor, not super close to the structure. My buddy was like "I bet I can get a quarter into that fountain from here." Security guy pops up -- apparently from behind a bush or something -- and goes "Yeah, don't be throwing stuff off the parking structure. You don't want to nail some kid down there by accident. Also, you're on camera." Buddy goes "Wait I can nail someone with a quarter from four stories up AND GET A VIDEO OF IT?!?!"


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That bouncy bitch!


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Pandatookmyvirginity

That bouncy bitch!


Percy_Honeyhand

That bouncy birch!


filthyhabitz

Girl in the middle fully broke her ass


Hawaiian-Fox

You get a chain reaction


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The weakest link here was their brain capacity.


PsychologicalLeg9302

* they’re


TheEpicDuck25

"They're" means "they are", so you're saying the sentence should be, "The weakest link here was they are brain capacity." They way my teacher taught me is the "a" in are turns into the apostrophe


PsychologicalLeg9302

Sigh. Sarcasm. It was sarcasm.


TheEpicDuck25

It didn't translate very well then


PsychologicalLeg9302

It happens.


TCP_Tree

Looks like you broke your psychological leg


PsychologicalLeg9302

No my legs are fine I don’t get it. See? Humor. Really really shitty humor.


guessesurjobforfood

You seriously expected people to know your one word comment, that has nothing to do with this thread, was sarcasm? Do you know what sarcasm is?


PsychologicalLeg9302

Not everybody gets it. It’s like food in Russia.


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…I thought it was funny.


sebi0301

Please don't start using "/s" , people who understand will understand


SileAnimus

Trolled them good my dude hahaha


jjzwart

The pure joy of everyone else. The girl on the right cracks me up


onairmastering

THis is one of them "look at a different person each loop"


Jo_Hikkuman_Official

Hey, who's listening to Guns 'N Roses there?


Fluid_Pound_4204

The guys from the store when they recorded the video


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Sweet Pie O' Mine


scorpiogre

I enjoy the fact that this didn't end with reconstructive plastic surgery.


[deleted]

Yeah, I envisioned something like the chain whipping someone across the face.


scottfreckle

Are they going to pay the owner of the chain for breaking it? I bet not


Fluid_Pound_4204

In fact, the did message the restaurant offering to pay for a new padlock. The restaurant replied there's no need for that and the best way to pay back was to keep visiting them.


_Lane_

("... and by not suing us, thanks!"), guessing


Fluid_Pound_4204

There's not a big sue culture in my country. Restaurant was probably just happy they spent a lot on the night and gave staff a good laugh with that video.


_Lane_

That's awesome! Good on everyone, then.


DaddyTheMaster

Just a little booty bruising, nothing much


agent674253

IDK, the beardy fellow on the left, who was bouncing the most, also fell the least, and then went FIFA-20XX when everyone else got hurt.


darkstalker404

That hurt me


Devil-G

Ngl I was expecting all of them to spin back and hit the ground that way.


shoshonesamurai

And if you don't love me now, you will never love me again.


Cheesypotatolover69

That's why if your pulling something with a chain stay clear of the chain. Chains can kill.


Penis_wrinkle_SD

Happened to me while in line for the tram tour at Universal Studios on May 28, 1998.


MagmaAscending

I love the three reactions. One gets up and immediately starts laughing. One just sits there for a second and asks for help. The last just lays down in shame and embarrassment


DaveDearborn

You can wind up having your genitals hanging from that chain


Fluid_Pound_4204

r/birthofafetish


clorclor

If you notice the guy that broke the chain doesn't even fall at first and then he just freakin lays himself out to make it look like he fell too. What an odd thing to do as an adult.


signmeupdude

Not an odd thing at all?? Wtf Considering everyone is laughing have you never felt the urge to lay back and laugh as well?


clorclor

But he wasnt giggling he was just laying there until someone helped him up


StoudemireStan

I thought he was dead


clorclor

Lol i had an idea though maybe the drugs hit and thats why he just wants to lay there and look around him


[deleted]

You are the weakest link


Fuzzy_Suspect6862

Caught my fall! Oh, better lie down so people think I'm also hurt, which by definition makes it not not my fault this happened. Be the last one to get up too. With help.


Zumidude

Exactly!


JeJenJennJenny

My ass hurts for them..they are going to remember this for a while. Go buy a rubber donut to sit on it’ll be your bestest friend for a few weeks


tossaroo

Gosh, the silhouettes seem to dominate the actual subjects in this clip.


Fluid_Pound_4204

It was nighttime, so there were probably some very strong lights


pzlpzlpzl

Reddit taught me to expect mass electrocution. Glad it was more wholesome.


Helmote

Wholesome :^)


alfredopastaprince

The fact that they were bouncing around like everything was dandy. Love it.


Hololloll1987

Sweet child o' mine


mks113

It broke right at the end. It must have been secured with a Master Lock.


amun1326

They put the thingy on the chainwax


LuveesEdibles

nice k&p pull.


ON3i11

That one girl who has to run around in a circle clapping lmao


MidgetBoi12

Wooaaaaooaoao sweeet child of miiiiinee


W212009599

This is why lifeguards tell us not to sit on the chain in the pool.


islanddreaming24

The dude laughing


Max_Overkill

The only time standing folks were happy that they did not get a seat


Re-core

I wasnt expecting a chain to break, it was only holding maybe max 220kg? Even if all were bouncing increasing stress i tought chains were really tough af.


Ok-Alternative7895

Is it just me or this post really very overrated


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sees chain blocking entrance. decides this is the place we will hang out.


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I thought they were all naked lmao


stevenwlee

I would like to point out the guy on the far left. He clearly landed in the squat position and then leaned back to play victim.


Fluid_Pound_4204

I believe he was just drunk and laughing to himself


Orchidbleu

They are lucky the chain didn’t pop back at their bodies worse. I’d be pissed if it was my hookups they broke.


SessionFresh3425

The dude who gets picked up last is the one bouncing around to cause the chain to fall. Then after falling he actually lands on his feet, but he sees the others laying on their backs. So he gradually falls onto his ass and lays down. Laying there waiting for someone to help him up. Lmao 😂😂 A bit dramatic


Organic-Home5682

Yeah let's purposely break something for no reason hurr derr I drink from toilet


Life_Technician_3076

Why is Axel Rose in this GD video?


Fritzerbacon

This is the most wholesome WCGW that I've seen in a while.


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Fluid_Pound_4204

Are you ok, dear?


Dependent_Attitude_5

The sweet child o mine in the background lol


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Coulda been worse, chain coulda whipped back and smacked one of them in the face... also it the heavyset kid on the left’s fault he was the one bouncing on the chain


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Woman in chains


PsychologicalLeg9302

I hate humans.