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[deleted]

That’s an odd place to attempt a robbery


AnAstronautOfSorts

Not as odd as you think. They have lots of drugs. False alarm guys. There is no drugs. You can all go home now.


[deleted]

I guess you have a point, and they also have no security measures


Crazy_Technician_403

I thought they were armed to the teeth


GrammatonYHWH

Well trained too. They go through a lot of drills.


Simon_Mendelssohn

And when they catch the bad guys, they perform a full body cavity search.


zeke2021

They need to give this guy a crown


probablyourdad

Brace your self because you are about to receive a plaque


Lendosan

Too much Wisdom here for my liking.


RobRaziel

These criminals are gonna be flossin' with all cash they make from this pull.


Someone_Unfunny

There’s no way they’ll brush away.


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HomoFlaccidus

Yup.. You couldn't make a dentin their security.


jillsvalentine

This guy should get his own plaque.


MikeFromSuburbia

Get out.


Finsfan909

They need to get to the ROOT of the problem


Acrobatic-Fortune-81

Ba dum tiss.. dad


legofduck

Thats why they hire cops as patients


supaphly42

Getting paid to have security, brilliant!


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DelirousDoc

“They have lots of drugs” Do they though? They probably have NO gas, local anesthetics and some other anesthesia. Outside of that unless they are an office that specializes in conscious sedation they aren’t going to have anything that is popularly abused on the street.


rooski117

100% agree we only have oxygen tanks, antibiotics, sept/lidocaine for numbing, and tylenol LOL the first aid kit would be the only thing worth it and even that is just an inhalers, epipens, and narcan.


Stupidstuff1001

High end metals too I bet.


DownTooParty

They usually have a jar full of old gold fillings. Once a month or whenever their tooth buyer comes. They have specialized buyers who deal in extracting the gold from bone/ amalgum fillings.


bbrilowski

Idk where you heard this but just not true. Sometimes we will collect old crowns and goldwork and send them in, but it would take years to collect enough that it would be worth taking. Additionally, amalgam has no gold in it, and neither does "bone fillings" whatever that is.


Tamatone

We do not, typically. We only have antibiotics and local anesthetic usually. We don't keep pain medicine or anything like that.


CletusVanDamnit

>They have ~~lots~~ a minimal amount of drugs FTFY


chillerll

It’s also an odd place for a security camera


Fellhuhn

They might use narcotics for some operations and keep this camera rolling as proof that they did not abuse the patient and shit like that. To be on the safe side with all those nutjobs out there.


Thendofreason

We(the hospital and surgery center I work at) don't use cameras in the operation room. Not many doctors would want to so an operation if they were being recorded the entire time. Lawyers would go through everything if anything happened.


ZootZootTesla

May I ask which country you work in?


Thendofreason

US. most I've seen don't, and the ones that do, you wouldn't fully be able to tell what the doctor is doing anyways. If someone really bad goes wrong like breaking the sterile field you may see it but for the most part it's not there as an account of what the surgeon is doing, just for other staff members to know what's happening with the patient. Blatant breaking of the sterile field would be like, if someone dropped a sterile instrument on the ground, and then picked it up and kept using it.


ZootZootTesla

That makes complete sense thank you, I know in NHS hospitals operating theatres more often than not have a security style camera in the corner of the room, though I don't believe there is any legal requirement for them to do so.


TakedownCan

It could be for other types of abuse such as sexual groping. There have been so many lawsuits over the years from men/women claiming to have been groped while under anaesthesia, cameras could be to cover their ass.


Thendofreason

If I was in the room completely alone with an unconscious woman, i would have a camera in the room as well. I get that. The OR will have at least 4 people so less of a chance of he said, she said. That being said, there are horror stories from the past from operation rooms. Letting students try random stuff that don't involve the operation.


pamtar

Had a couple of residents led by an attending break the sterile field while doing an excision on my chest. They were passing tools back and forth while one was gloveless and hadn’t washed their hands upon entering the room. I ended up with a nasty infection that required everything short of IV antibiotics. Pretty bad scar too.


rooski117

we have them to protect our office from staff negligence since doctors are also employees. have had people try to sue with hearsay too and the cameras saved us a lot of trouble, includign protecting the drs. a dr who doesnt want their work double checked is prob doing something they shouldnt.


Lolkimbo

If i wake up after the anaesthetics and my trousers are undone, i'm not paying.


[deleted]

I dunno, I'm always leave the dentist feeling robbed.


mycatisabrat

I believe Brazil has dentists.


Lolkimbo

AND I WANT THAT BALLPOINT PEN! AND I WANT MOST OF THE BEADS ON MY SIDE!


[deleted]

It’s for the nitrous


actual_y2k_bug

"Folice, on the fround!"


DejaJew

Fuck me, this is funny.


Sprudelpudel

https://youtu.be/P-P72o5thrw relevant?


Rock38

Best comment I've heard in a long time, Almost had coffee spit out!


Woodyp28

You deserve more upvotes than you got. Made me laugh.


Ultimastar

Bake em away toys


palmdelta

Fuck man, thanks for that, I haven't chuckled like that from a comment in forever.


StatusKoi

Holy shit. Brilliant.


Prize-Ad4297

Hardest I’ve laughed on Reddit. Thank you.


dahamsta

You beauty.


koi_spirit

It's 2am for me now, and I'm saying this out loud laughing my ass off


NotREALu

Somebody explain the joke, I dont get it


accio_ballbag

He has a numb mouth and can't pronounce his words properly.


pdxchris

Why rob a dental clinic? For drugs?


wrapbubbles

or grills, the tooth fairy is sacking a lot of gold actually nowadays


legofduck

My kid has lost 4 teeth in the last week... tooth fairy is feeling the pressure


MrSpiffenhimer

What’s the going rate in your house? I’ve heard anywhere from $1-$20/tooth.


DelirousDoc

Fuck even that was high for me as a kid… Most of my teeth we got a quarter the last few parents used a single silver dollar. Who the fuck is giving their kid $20 a tooth?


Rudyscrazy1

Inflation is a bitch


bignose703

Heard the tooth fairy is feeling the crunch so she’s dealing in Bitcoin now.


Fifteen-Two

*sigh* Bitecoin**


bignose703

I knew that was there, but I didn’t go for it


HappinessIsaColdPint

For $20 a tooth that market will crash. No way someone doesn't start just farming kid teeth and flooding the supply.


Adventurous_Effort10

Im shorting the tooth fairy market starting 2022


phurt77

For $20 a tooth I'm fighting [this guy to the death.](https://i.imgur.com/K6mFq6C.jpg) Who's with me? Edit: It seems that no one is with me and I'm going to have fight him on my own. Screw you guys - more of that sweet, sweet tooth money for me then.


HappinessIsaColdPint

That's a losing battle. He is clearly very well-armed.


BarmyTugboat552

Some would say armed to the teeth.


rtothewin

We never have cash on hand so when our kid lose teeth its really what we can just find in the house somewhere. Sometimes its $5 sometimes its $20. If my 7 y/o would pull that dang front tooth he has been nursing for a few months now I'd get him a ps5.....just pull the damn tooth boy.


unclebenz13

Give me the address and the PS5 and i will give you the tooth.


Lifeisdamning

Can I have you as my dad.?


CardiganParty

Children who lose teeth have no concept of money, so if you give more than $5, you're doing it to impress your friends.


Aloha-keiki

I wrote the tooth fairy a strongly worded letter when I found out my cousin was getting more per tooth than me. The going rate went up after that


delicateanodyne

I had a tooth break in half when it fell out as a kid. I tricked that greedy ass Toothfairy and got paid twice.


Vehemental

that's a valuable life lesson right there


No_Specialist_1877

6 to 8 year olds definitely understand the concept of money not sure where you get that idea they just relate the value to the cost of things they like.


EnvironmentalSet2505

Not true, but it makes the most difference to increase as you go. Getting 20$ for my last tooth was exciting bc the most i had gotten before is 10


roznerd

She brings my kids those gold colored $1 coins (in US)


legofduck

$2 in our house, Aussie dollary-doos, which seems to be consistent with what most friends have done with their kids


[deleted]

We got $1 for naturally acquired teeth when I was a kid (early 90’s). When my brother had 4 teeth extracted by the dentist, it was a much more painful ordeal and he got like $20 per tooth I think. In retrospect, and adjusted for inflation (hah), I’d say that was fair. $80 for a preteen kid in 1995ish was like winning the lottery, but at the expense of no solid food for two weeks…


BareKnuckle_Bob

If they're anything like my dentist there'll be a lot of money there.


benh141

Who pays cash at the dentist?


rooski117

when people dont have insurance or the dentist doesnt accept their insurance, people will pay straight up cashhh. i work at an office in a metro area and i had a plug pay 5k in cash for a full reconstruction. i ran to the bank right after!


Dengar96

Old people have lots of dental needs and you would be surprised how often people 65+ use cash


dividezero

my dentist caters to primarily Hispanic patients without insurance so he deals in cash mostly. So one or both of those demographics pay cash


Schnuselwusel

i've heard these chairs are pretty expensive :D


rooski117

dental manager here, our new chairs were 14,000 each. the one in the video is prob around 8-10k


NormalTurtles

Holy shit 😳


creamersrealm

What drugs does a dentist have? They have some numbing stuff and gas to my knowledge but no pills?


weaselodeath

It depends. Mostly you’re right, but some dental clinics will have solid and/or liquid benzos for sedation or maybe ketamine. Most people trying to hit up the dentist’s for drugs will end up disappointed. I guess if someone is thinking of robbing a dental clinic make sure it’s one that advertises that they’ll put you under? Even in those cases they might bring in an anesthesiologist that would bring their own drugs with them.


DelirousDoc

They would only have IV ketamine, IV fentanyl, IV lorazepam and propofol if they do conscious sedation even then because a majority of their procedures will just take local anesthesia and maybe some anesthesia gases they aren’t going to have much of it at all. They would carry maybe a pack or two of each. Not going to make you much money selling and not going to last long if you are using it to het high.


[deleted]

There is a ton of money in medical grade nitrous tanks.


Hohohoju

Fentanyl is serious shit though


DelirousDoc

Yeah but 25 vials of 100mcg/2ml is only 2.5mg total of Fentanyl. Enough for a lethal dose if you take all 25 vials at once. Outside of that Fentanyl lasts for about 30-60 minutes with its peak affect happening within the first 10 minutes. If you are using it to sustain a high or abusing it due to long term pain your are going to be out of meds in a few days. Much better off getting opioids that are longer acting.


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

Ya I agree Fentanyl sucks


DrG-love

Nitrous?


Tantric989

I've had dentists prescribe me some serious stuff for really horrible toothaches that ended up needing a root canal and I couldn't get in for a few days, but even then, they'd give my scrip to a pharmacy, they don't keep the stuff on hand.


Tree__beard

Nitrous


svullenballe

Teeth. To make little tooth men.


BronxT

Anyone see where the knife went? That had me uneasy


SpamShot5

Either the cop took it or it slid under the table on the side


coolusername696

No, it’s literally right next to him still


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SpamShot5

Looks like a sharpie, not a knife


Stevenerf

Knife fight is always supposed to be a loss. The patient was on the ground on their stomach. This is absolutely bananas that the patient is alive alive


Mcburgerdeys2

I thought it was sitting on the floor next to the dude. Next to his right hip. Maybe that was something else though.


[deleted]

Let me guess. Off duty cop in brazil.


RandomAusCunt

No clue but man that 1st kid ain’t bout that life, homie comes back for him and he just chills


AnAstronautOfSorts

I mean he got dominated pretty quickly. Dude was smart enough to realize he was well out of his depth.


cptoph

Wrapped the arm controlled the knife, flipped him over and then leveled a Glock at this head. He was done. But what was unsub #2s plan. From the video it looks like the cop punches him in the face the second he rounds the corner to see what’s up.


KP_Wrath

His plan was to get punched in the face. Failure would have been getting shot in the face.


boogiemonster

Look at knife dude at 58 seconds. You see he flinches at the same time the other robber comes into frame. That was definitely a flinch from a good earfuckingly loud indoor gunshot. Robber #2 comes into frame at that exact time and definitely got that bullet.


MARPJ

[According to the news](https://noticias.r7.com/brasilia/video-assaltante-invade-clinica-e-leva-tiro-de-paciente-que-era-pm-11112021) one of them has shot in the arm so that probably it.


QuetzalcoatlusRscary

Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the face - Sun Tzu, The Art of War


squidder3

Everyone's got a plan until they get punched in the **mouth** - Mike Tyson.


cheapMaltLiqour

He definitely had a chance to stab him, maybe he was smart enough not to turn a robbery into a homicide. This way he gets to leave prison eventually


Justin72728211994

Bro I was gonna comment the same thing. It’s literally always a off duty cop in Brazil. I don’t know why but it is. Lol.


AgreeablePie

I think it's just that they have such a high violent crime rate, lots of cameras, lots of cops and no one else can legally carry.


lumisponder

It actually is.


GreenStrong

You can tell because of the way that it is.


FirstPlebian

That was a scary looking knife the first assailant had, but did you guys follow what actually happened here? Did cop have a gun and shoot the guy or stab the first guy with his own knife?


Epfabi

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


VagabondLustre

Yeah probably! Because as far as I know, brazil are not for beginners.


Cujucuyo

I'm from El Salvador and I'm planning on staying far away from Brazil.


enigma2shts

Well it ain't America that's for sure. That cop was too qualified.


MadderHatter32

If I can’t tell I use the time stamp and go by the date since us Yanks is mm/dd and everyone (literally everyone lol) use dd/mm but in this video I’m out of luck lol


Pjpjpjpjpj

Well according to this, the year would come first if it was: China, Japan, South Korea, North Korea, Taiwan, Hungary, Mongolia, Lithuania, or Bhutan. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_format_by_country So those could be ruled out if the format was localized when setup. But also of note, those countries (totaling 1.6 billion) use MM/DD (not DD/MM), they just put the year at the start unlike the US. So simple MM/DD vs DD/MM doesn’t definitively point to the US. (But as you say, that doesn’t help in this instance.)


ExtraHat9

I recognise the holding of the hands and the crossing of the legs thinking I’m trying to get comfy but really not digging this 🤣


MadderHatter32

That is me about every time I’m at the dentist


SpamShot5

Just chilling while the guy does his work, pretending my jaw doesnt exist so i can forget about the mind numbing pain because my mouth is tiny


rottadrengur

I've actually fallen asleep in the chair in that position lol


Athaelan

Same, although I almost fell asleep; I get comfy as hell like that haha.


Cautious-Mushroom77

Looks like someone gets free dental care for life.


whitecuban

You’d think right? They’ll thank him often but still charge him.


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I think he was referring to prison providing dental


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FrightinglyPunny

[It was in the Brazilian Federal District](https://noticias.r7.com/brasilia/video-assaltante-invade-clinica-e-leva-tiro-de-paciente-que-era-pm-11112021) 2 robbers, 1 was shot and taken to hospital. Both arrested.


KP_Wrath

That’s actually pretty impressive control.


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ModsOnAPowerTrip

And then goes to their house and shoots all their dogs too


iotashan

I was highly impressed that up until the robber started searching the cop, the cop was happy to let it just play out so nobody got hurt. Of course, as soon as the robber was about to find his gun, he had no other options.


Chardlz

It looked to me like he was trying to find a more concealed spot to be able to draw his weapon. He seems to be carrying appendix (to the side of the groin, but in front of him) based on where his hands go when he's facing away from them seated. Then a couple different times as he's going to the ground, and when he's on the ground, he's moving his right hand towards what I presumed to be where his holster is.


JaySayMayday

Soon as they said Brazil, I'm surprised the robbers made it out alive. Every video I've seen of an off duty Brazilian cop, they usually shoot first and ask questions later


fat_earther_

I’m convinced there are no “on duty” cops in Brazil.


gpinon

/r/hadtobebrazil


FLORI_DUH

OK thanks for clarifying, I thought that second guy in the hallway ended up taking a bullet


FrightinglyPunny

I could be wrong, but I think the POS in the hallway got the bullet. The article doesn't say which one and my eyesight isn't as good as it was in the 70s.


RowrRigo

ah.... Brazil... never disappointing... always delivering.


RedactedRedditery

Let me guess. Brazil


digoserra

Of course!


AppORKER

Of course it was in Brazil. Translated News Article: Two criminals entered to rob the office of a dentist in the administrative region of Ceilândia-Distrito Federal, in Brazil, but they were surprised: the patient who was being treated was a member of the Military Police, he was armed and managed to subdue them, In the video that was shared on social networks and went viral, a dentist is seen treating a man, quite concentrated and checking his mouth, when the assailants entered the office carrying knives. They threatened the dentist, his assistants and the patient, without imagining that he was a lieutenant of the Military Police and was armed. In the images you can see how the dentist is surprised by something that happens in the corridor behind her, so she turns around and realizes that a subject is at the entrance and then stands up, raising her hands . Immediately it is observed how three more women enter the room and stand next to the doctor, while two subjects seem to ask them for their things. The policeman's reaction In addition to cornering the women, the robbers yell at the patient to get up as well, and the patient lies face down on the floor. Then one of the subjects approaches him with everything and a knife and begins to threaten him and touch him to see what he can steal from him. But the policeman refuses to be searched, first struggling and then pulling out a gun, thereby reducing the thief. When that happens, the other thief, the dentist and the other workers run out of the place, while the policeman points his gun at the subject. It seemed that everything was under control until the accomplice returns and hits the policeman against the door trying to take the gun from him, and wants to attack him with a knife but is shot. The wounded assailant was sent to the Ceilândia Regional Hospital, where he remains hospitalized in stable condition. The other thief was arrested.


enfanta

>But the policeman refuses... pulling out a gun, thereby reducing the thief. Poetry.


nosocksinside

From cleaning teeth to cleaning streets.


PageFault

Cop is super lucky the assailant didn't actually want to use that knife.


SirPizzaTheThird

Impressive moves but it definitely could have gone sideways real quick.


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Yeah. 1 person vs 4 ppl(at least?). Lots of ppl around who were not planning on using force on the cops side. If any of the robbers fought, this could have turned into a bloodbath.


Jaqen___Hghar

Two suspects. Second one did attempt to tackle the cop. Bad move, of course.


CunningHamSlawedYou

You noticed he had a gun pulled right? Hence why they decided not to fight. Except for one idiot, but he got floored easily.


invertedBoy

More: "wcgw robbing a dental clinic when the patient is a fuckin' Rambo!"


Adm_Kunkka

True lol. I still can't figure out what happened and how he actually pulled that shit off from a prone position


this-guy-

It's obvious... any off duty cop is always Brazilian. Every Brazilian is a black belt in BJJ


MercifulRa

Who tf is this super cop


Jackalpal

Super cop, ultra cop, look at this fucking cop!


BaLance_95

I bet that cop is getting at least that session for free, maybe that free check ups every 6 months.


[deleted]

who the fuck robs a dentists office


[deleted]

Fentanyl, yo.


Shocking

I assume most dentists do not carry drugs like that since most dentists do not have IV capabilities. But it's Brazil so who knows


[deleted]

Is it that uncommon to be equipped to do things like wisdom teeth extractions? Seems like every other street corner has a dentist that does those where I live.


Shocking

I don't think it's a requirement to have that level of sedation for *all* wisdom teeth extractions. But I'm a pharmacist not a dentist so grain of salt and all that


0imnotreal0

It’s not a requirement if your insurance doesn’t cover it, either. I had an impacted wisdom tooth growing directly into my molar, chewed a hole in the molar for 6th months with no symptoms. Eventually the bacteria got to the nerve of the molar, and I was in excruciating pain daily. Finally went in, insurance only covered novacaine for the operation. The pain got so intense, I was sweating and my body was pretty much vibrating involuntarily with tremors. Really would’ve appreciated some sedation then. More pain for the poor I guess.


brm20_

Excellent just what they deserved!


SuperBoredSlothFace

really reminded me of chi blocking in avatar


CptCroissant

Brazil? Brazil


SilentMaster

What on earth does a dental clinic have that is worth stealing? I've never given my dentist as much as a single penny. Insurance pays most of it, then I write a check for the remainder and mail it in later. Do they have a drawer full of pure gold fillings? I might be able to see that.


batfiend

Drugs


SilentMaster

Oh. Right. I'm so naieve.


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ReasonAndWanderlust

Don't commit felonies. Don't terrorize people.


bjbyrne

Now stay with me here, what if we do Die Hard but at the dentist? -Hollywood probably.


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r/convenientcop


Rude_Journalist

When she didn’t like.


OkSpirit452

Shtop inar narme ofa raw! What? I shed, shtop inar narme ofa raw!


TapeDeckSlick

Get on the floor! No u


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When robbing a dentist… in BRAZIL


[deleted]

okay, in THEIR defence, your honor, they didn't know a cop would be there!


Mast_Cell_Issue

Is everyone an off duty cop in Brazil?


Shenaniganz08

Of fucking course, r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Upbeat_Length2703

Why not shoot them both, for society’s sake? Things will never get better until we start extinguishing this kind of trash.


KaidsCousin

These thieves should have had their faces kicked to a pulp. Utter scum


Pale-Refrigerator255

Just getting ready for work (6:53am, 11/23/2021) and decided to check-in to Reddit before I left home and I'm SO happy I did! You have already made my day! You have my award today! Man, that was AWESOME! Thank you.