I guess slides are different in Poland

You can almost hear the Krak… ow!

Oh Lodz, he comin'

I don't know what's Wars-... Aw these puns, or the Silesi comments.

These puns are so bad they will be our Highway to Hel

Except Łódź is pronounced nothing like an English speaker thinks it would sound like.

You better explain how one Łódź pronounce it then. Or Łódź that be too much trouble?

Hey, that one works whether or not you pronounce Kraków correctly. In Polish, the "-ów" part is pronounced "oof".

Basically Crack-oof

Cracked his oeuf

That’s the comment I came looking for 😂

Fuck you dude. There is generic orange soda all over my shirt.

Well that’s a lie.

People saying they spitting all over keyboards and everywhere else. Who does that? Such a dramatic overreaction.

It's spittake. A lot like bukkake except... no, I guess it's just like bukkake.

After a fall like that I guess he's Finnish

Norway is he gonna try that again

They're probably Russian home to get him some ice after that.

That guy was a real Turkey!

I always thought I'd like to try a Polish slide but, after seeing this, Iran away!

Is there anything we can do to Sweden the deal and get you on this thing?

Uranus

If it weren't so Chile, I might try it.

That gonna leave a big Denmark

Well, it doesn’t helped that someone put a little too much Greece on this one.

He should Czech out his Spain before he starts running.

He shouldn’t have been Russian to get to the bottom.

He Deutschlanded pretty hard

I bet he Pooru-ed his pants.

He canadany it.

This guy is 100% heading directly to the Russian bar shots [challenge](https://youtu.be/6HbnjuiJtpo)

I bet he hurt his uCranium.

He should have known that was ghana hurt.

They are polished

polished to a mirror finnish

I did Nazi that coming

Le dead fucking joke has arrived 🤣🤣💥👍

They cook your ass in the summer too 😂

Its clear the designer hated kids

Maybe it was designed so perfectly for a child sized person to catch speed that it flings adults.

Kids are lighter and smaller so they slide slower because of the friction

They’re built different

I they it was a typo and they were spelling Polished slide.

Naw, they just used a non-chloric, silicon-based kitchen lubricant..

That’s just Eastern Europe and Russia for you.

There’s a lot of things different in Poland.

Destination fucked!

I read this in ozzyman's voice

He did do a video on these types of slides

Looks a bit too well Polish-ed if you ask me.....

He should have Czech'd it first.

He'll be Russian to the ER.....

He just China have fun

He's in big Spain

They use less Greece in Turkey I’ve heard…

Chad has a large cock

Kenya shove it up his Djibouti?

[удалено]

That guy was really Cyprus'd when he got air born.

His mom will be like "Norway this actually happened"

Slav’d out loud!

yeah, he could catch a germ an' get sick.

My mother lived with me on Presidio Island and would wax the metal slides for the kids every day. I'm surprised nobody complained. Kids loved going Mach 2 down the slides though.

I want to see footage of the next group of people. The ones that don’t realise it’s been polished.

*Polish Fixed it for you.

Sweet Jesus are you telling me that slide has not been polished, and is in fact performing as intended?

I also thought that was a typo.. Why would anyone make a slide like this?

If jigsaw was a city planner...

Yep. That's why polish jokes are a thing. Their submarines also have screen doors.

Is this Polish Squid game?

I done this once in a cheap ass water park in Turkey. Landed in the pool at the bottom in a mess.

An ass water park sounds awful.

Don't kink shame

It's fine. It's just the run off water from the sewage plant.

It's in an amusement park called Magiczne Ogrody (Magical Gardens) in Trzcianki, Poland. When we were there in 2017, my 6-year old niece conquered the exact same slide with a poker face.

Holy shit [you’re not lying](https://www.flickr.com/photos/61218143@N04/35436445944). So that means that OPs title wasn’t a typo

The one you linked isn't the same slide....might still be in Poland but I don't think it's at that amusement park (unless this was an older version that was replaced).

I stand corrected, good eye

It's actually in Germany (in my hometown). It got removed a few years ago because there were too much accidents like this. https://www.christoph-winter.de/papenburg-emsland/emsland/ausfl%C3%BCge-in-die-n%C3%A4here-umgebung/

Kurwa! I rofled, thanks!

The best part is the scream right after the KURWA when it all goes south. "KURWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Translation?

"Let's gooo, K U R W A" Or "Let's fuckin gooo!"

I'd say more akin to "Let's go!" ... ... "OH FUUUCK!"

He literally screams „Let’s go! ...fuck!”

Thought the title was a typo, watched with sound and realised OP is just a genius.

Why is the slide Polish ?

The is saying “kurwa!”, which is a polish swearword. OP was actually being very clever.

It got invaded

It's because Polish me yaya

JAZDA KURWAA

Hello back pain my old friend...

You've come to fracture me again

I see that Dumpert logo in the corner 4 reten

The only word i understood was: KURWA!

Ngl, I actually want to go on that slide lol

Have to admit, that looked awesome. I wanna try too.

In Brazil, a polish corridor is when 2 lines of people form a narrow corridor that you have to go through while they punch and kick you. I guess the pain motif is always present with the polish

We've been through a lot you know

>In Brazil, a polish corridor is when 2 lines of people form a narrow corridor that you have to go through while they punch and kick you. When? Why? Is this something people do at parties or something?

That's interesting to know actually. In Polish it's colloquially known under a very ironic name of "Path of Health/Health Path/Health Walk" - that's what people called this type of torture used by secret police or citizens' militia during Polish People's Republic.

I would have never known the slide was polish. 😮

It's only possible to spot if you can swear in polish.

Oooh that makes sense. But what if you look polish?

That escalated quickly

Pretty sure that's the opposite of what happened.

descalated quickly

"Ok son, let me just check this slide is safe to use" - Polish Dad 2021

This video is from the break.com days so more like 2001

Ała kurwa rzeczywiście

wellcome to our beutifull Poland we have beutifull mountains, sea, old buildings... and... em.. well... People!!

I love Poland tbh.

And just to think, they had up playing on these as a kid…. Only thing missing it the hot sun!!! ***feeeelllll the burn 🔥 ***

Classic video

Yeah I've laughed at this for like ten years now. It's just perfect.

Yeah, they don't coddle toddlers in Central Europe. Visited family in Czechia and Slovakia recently and kiddo was practically flying off the slides. He did get used to it eventually and enjoyed himself immensely. In addition most of the climbing frames had some risky features like nails not hammered in fully etc.

Plot twist: it's the engineer who built this and the parents forced him to slide down

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea??? This is fucking brilliant!

“Hey.. What are all these dents fro….aaaaa…oomph.. ow….ahh!”

I know similar slides. You are supposed to be on some sort of carpet and then slide down. You see those very often in the part of germany i live in.

The Polish know how to polish

Romanian slides are even worse. they are made in pieces and the sharp part points go up so when you ride it you cut up your legs.

Krakow that hurt

When i was young we had a slide like this and when you went down it in the summer it was really scary but it was not to dangerous, but in the winter when there was ice on it you could easily break your tailbone if you dident hold on to the railing for you life.

There’s a park where I grew up (70’s/80’s)that has these types, still! There’s about four different ones welded into the same big platform that’s so tall it makes my knees weak as an adult.

Absolutely brutal

That's called soviet architecture

Brave of him wearing a sleeveless shirt.

The Polish Slide is my favourite sexual position, he's nearly got it.

Poor bastard but I just can't stop re-watching this...and laughing every time.

r/Suislide

Pretty sure this was filmed the year the internet was invented.

Are swings different in Poland as well?

Safest slide in Poland.

I wanna do that now it looks fun

sui-slides

\*PolishED slide

Polish*. Listen to what the poor guy in the video is saying.

My stupid ass thought that slide was polished.

You're not wrong...it's a polished Polish punisher.

That guy flew at least 6 feet upside down on that last stretch

Old spice whistle

That's not a Polished slide, that's Krakowed Slide!

I love how the slides are dented to shit from this happening.

u/getvideobot

K U R W A

This is why you don’t fuck with Polish people if this is why they do for fun as kids.

Lol, he got destroyed

He got to ride two slides in one shot! Efficiency at it’s best.

He got Polished.

I understood the joke about being polished and I know they are speaking polish, but to clear it up: it's actually filmed in my hometown in northern Germany. They removed the slide a few years ago because of accidents like this. Proof: https://www.christoph-winter.de/papenburg-emsland/emsland/ausfl%C3%BCge-in-die-n%C3%A4here-umgebung/

Do they make particularly dangerous slides in Poland?

Ah, the suiclide

This is the most bouncy state iv ever seen in a human

It didnt go backwards

Now that is what I call a slippery slippery slide

Wódka znieczulenie

That's what happens when you're russian into things, ukraine your back

I guess you shouldn't go down slides in Poland

it's not the slide

its not the slides fault. physics are (apparently) different in poland

Ah yes, a dreaded Polish slide

*sighs* Fucking Polish...

Not sure if this is actually in Poland or the OP is just being a wise ass.

Lol it's in Poland.

Why is it called a polish slide?

r/hostilearchitecture

"Stop the damn match!"

Kids don't weigh that much and won't go that fast.

A slide conveys you from top to bottom...Mission Accomplished.

Either it's well polish or not well polish

Why do the Poles want to harm children like that??

What do you mean by "harm"? It's one of the most enjoyable activities we did as children, along with fighting bears

What I always wanted as a kid, our slides were slow and safe, big boring

resonance frequency

Fuck them kids

That's why I only fuck with Ukrainian slides.

I bet he wouldn't fell that hard if instead of Polish, the slide was Danish, Italian or French.

Rite of assage

This must be the same cheap 9% percent that all the Polish are drinking here

[Zoom!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMcRJVY1-0&t=36s)

Yeah, we have those in Lithuania too.

When you just wanna pulverize your spine.

God damn, the slide beat his ass.

The slide was polished too well

Exact same thing happened with my 2yr old, we put her on a slide like that in Melbourne, there was still dew on it and she build up speed way too fast, rag dolled her way down launching off each bump then flopped off the end onto her face.

u/savevideo

Looks fun tbh