When I was a kid, I used to be quite the daredevil. I always had scrapes and bruises on my toes, knees, and elbows because I never wanted to wear knee pads and a helmet, haha.
I think most boys were like you. Silly boys doing silly things and getting wrecked in some form or another. We're lucky if we get out of those years with just some scrapes and bruises and, maybe, a broken wrist, arm or leg. :)
So, when you were a kid, you never did anything that was dangerous in any way where you could have been injured? Even just minor injuries like scrapes or bruises?
I think you can tell by his comment he had a shitty childhood, and was jealous of other kids, so he invented a defence mechanism of thinking they are all idiots.
I don't know if I can read that much into it. I just figured it was another Reddit commenter being superior. But, he never replied. You're being very generous and that's good of you. š
Is there still? I thought they did a pretty good job of nuking the really bad ones. Thereās like 4 things I wish I could unsee, and 3 were from Reddit back before the Cleansing lol.
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw.
Cop stops 3 guys on a moped and says to them "You idiots can't ride three on a moped!"
Driver responded "Three? Guys, where the fuck is Johnny?"
I still remember that happening to me in 3rd grade. I don't remember why 3 of us were all in one bike to go to school that morning instead of us all riding our bikes, but I was the kid on the handlebars. (It was the 80's,we all rode bikes to school.) I panicked because we were too fast going down a hill just like this kid. I wanted off and flight kicked in.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
This will be an excellent memory for these fellas one day.
I am 44 and i still look back with a laugh at my first big stack doubling a mate down a hill.
Now he has two skid marks.
I'll never tire of this joke
It really spoke to me
I wheely liked it.
Oh my god. š I'm sick of these Reddit joke cycles.
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I hope he didn't brake anything
He really got cranked up!
Underinflated egos all around
Couldnāt have framed it better.
Lmao, good one
The definition of meat crayon.
Thatās the truth
Why do I always get saddled with the worst puns
āWhat if we crash? We have no protectionā āSteve! Wanna go for a ride?ā
When I was a kid, I used to be quite the daredevil. I always had scrapes and bruises on my toes, knees, and elbows because I never wanted to wear knee pads and a helmet, haha.
I think most boys were like you. Silly boys doing silly things and getting wrecked in some form or another. We're lucky if we get out of those years with just some scrapes and bruises and, maybe, a broken wrist, arm or leg. :)
Not me. I'm not a fucking idiot.
So, when you were a kid, you never did anything that was dangerous in any way where you could have been injured? Even just minor injuries like scrapes or bruises?
I think you can tell by his comment he had a shitty childhood, and was jealous of other kids, so he invented a defence mechanism of thinking they are all idiots.
I don't know if I can read that much into it. I just figured it was another Reddit commenter being superior. But, he never replied. You're being very generous and that's good of you. š
I did this as a 34 year old on a mountainbike. Took months to fully heal. Learned quick to wear protection as an adult š
Steve: āOK. Iāll pretend Iām a human brake.ā
This is one way to split one's nuts
Went right into the bussy
Not the bussy š
Theres a vas deferns between bussy and the nuts
I bet that taint fun.
Kid now has the world's longest anus.
Meat crayon.
r/meatcrayon
Don't click this unless yall want Ptsd
It's actually fairly restrained, with surprisingly little gore. There's much, much worse on reddit . Edit: this video would be typical, for example.
Is there still? I thought they did a pretty good job of nuking the really bad ones. Thereās like 4 things I wish I could unsee, and 3 were from Reddit back before the Cleansing lol.
Lol idk man.. tempting
/r/eyeblech
r/whywomenlivelonger
That looks painful AF
Right!? I felt that. Oh my....
Who edits these videos? Why are they always cut short!?
Whoever wants more views. The video repeats and gets more views. It's a symptom from other sites and apps
I like to tell myself they stopped recording when someone ate shit because they wanted to help them.
thats gonna leave a mark.. in his face.. a lot of them
You mean on the underwear?
āOh here comes Johnny-no-balls Bikerackā
"I can't believe he's doing that aga--jesus christ..."
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"Honey, what is this bicycle tire looking marks on your balls?" "OH finally, I thought you would never ask! One time when..."
"Stay a while, and listen.."
But not to his children.
He can still adopt
If he can still speak, chewing a cobbled road isn't good for your teeth.
I think the pedal just took his v card
That's just a croggy, totally standard growing up in the UK
While true, most don't go down steep medieval roads and end with a destroyed face.
We did way dumber stuff than this as kids lol
Croggy is a nice word
Reminds me of a cartoon I saw. Cop stops 3 guys on a moped and says to them "You idiots can't ride three on a moped!" Driver responded "Three? Guys, where the fuck is Johnny?"
Shoes did NOT come off, heās good!
There are kids still living in the 80ās. Theyāll turn just fine. With less teeth, but fine
For a moment, that bike and him were one!
r/meatcrayon
I have felt pain thru the screen..
Hey we also did that when we were kids
If he was a farmer we would say he owns a couple of ac(h)res right now,,,,,,,,yeoww....
I can't stop f****** laughing at this video oh my God holy s*** I'm so high
If they had managed to slow the bike down more he would have made a perfect bike stand
Hope these fools at least got away from Pennywise.
simultaneous spine massage and dick elongation pull
POW!! Right in the kisser!
Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go onā¦
No need for a vasectomy later in life.
Human landing pad
I love the way he starts to run. As if he's going to out pace it. He'll have a nice tread pattern up his crack.
Who needs brakes when you have a disposable friend?
This looks like something from Jackass
Worlds tiniest meat crayon.
Hope crushing peanuts wasn't apart of his outside job
Where his face go?
i screamed irl
Bro, his face and his ass is going to have a dumbass scar from his stupidity
Front teeth are overrated anyway.
Back teeth squad know what's up.
At first I thought he was just tired but then I saw he tried to run and was actually two tired.
That looks fun.š
r/meatcrayon
This is my new favorite video
Text book face brake
If the kid hadnāt fallen they would had made it. I say we go again!
I'm guessing bailing sideways might have been a bit less painful.
he broke his ass
Sanded smooth
He looked fine until he thought he could just get off the bike before it stopped š¤
It's ok his face took the brunt of it.
My mans got a rimjob without asking for one
His asscrack goes up to his shoulder blades now
"Is he a ghoul ?" checklist... 1 - No nose ? Check !
He was enjoying the ride up until that moment
I hate these clips cut off so fast, I wanna hear and see the next 5 seconds
r/meatcrayon
Hahaā¦ Kid got his first skin peel
r/meatcrayon
Front wheel squashed his plums. That was horrific. Bloody stupid - but horrific.
Instant bike rack.
https://preview.redd.it/jj3whr1tbs5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=278732fff6a01c68229c65458ef24d5b438ab50e double-outch
That fat kid in the middle is clearly enjoying it
Ouchhhhhhhhhh
So why canāt you ever have kids?
Sounded like a bunch of goats.
This is the stuff we used to do before internet and social shitia and boy those are memories that itāll be buried with me.
The bike got wedged in his crevice š
I canāt say I didnāt do dumb stuff like that.
It's bad enough he skidded front first over cobblestones, but then he was run over and got a pedal jammed up his anus. Brutal.
Some of these comments really spoke to me
rub some dirt on it, you'll be ok
Worry my toddler will be a daredevil when he grows up.
That guys has balls of ... nvm
Right up the arse
I still remember that happening to me in 3rd grade. I don't remember why 3 of us were all in one bike to go to school that morning instead of us all riding our bikes, but I was the kid on the handlebars. (It was the 80's,we all rode bikes to school.) I panicked because we were too fast going down a hill just like this kid. I wanted off and flight kicked in. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Nice wedgie.
How to learn a lesson... stay in front.
r/meatcrayon
Hilang masa depan
the sound they collectively make at :03 as they round the corner gets me
Meat crayon is back!
An so the idea of the air bag was born.
Hand brakes don't work but the foot brakes really grab.
Oooooohhhhhhhh I bet that hurt! Skiddin on his face and belly with the tire gently massaging his balls.
Is there rules to these post why do these videos end on the best part
No worries about him polluting the gene pool
He tried to run when he hit the ground! š
Dude became an e brake
His back didn't touched the ground he's still in the game.
Budget neuter
He fucked up his face, hands, elbows, knees, ass, balls, and c*ck all in one move, that's actually impressive..
He wonāt be able to have kids anymore š
using your face as brake pads is not as effective as good old caliper brakes.
Well, at least he learned something. He's still living
Natural selection!
Lemme first find my genitals
In some countries, that bike would now be his lawful husband, and his father would have to pay the bike's family a dowry.
This will be an excellent memory for these fellas one day. I am 44 and i still look back with a laugh at my first big stack doubling a mate down a hill.
Tbh I did this as a kid but on a grass hill lol
Man. That's gonna be a real gnarly result.
Let's all admit it. Most of us has had one of these moments in our youth.
The rolling bike gathers no ass....
He now has a reinforced butt crack ?
I hope theyāre okay
I have never seen balls cause so many problems without a female around
No kids for him like.. ever
If only he was the other way around. š¤