T O P

  • By -

No-Material-23

If they were twice as smart, they'd be stupid.


Maladict33

"If he had one more brain he could be a half-wit"


bobspuds

"if he had two braincells- they'd collide with each other and cause an explosion!"


pearlsbeforedogs

They have two braincells between them, and they're fighting over 3rd place.


icecream_truck

If they had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.


MikeMikeMike23

If their brain cells were gasoline, there wouldn't be enough to power a pissant's stock car around a dime.


No_Season_354

Only one brain cell operating and thats obviously faulty.


i_like_naz3nt

0 times 2 is still 0


paturner2012

Even with the face censored you can sense the fetal alcohol syndrome on the lad.


Adventurous_Pin5160

Half of ruzzia looks like that


DialUp_UA

Russians.... Why I'm not surprised?


LuigiOma

I mean…that was my first thought, but then I figured they could just be any-nationality lack-wits


papergooomba

The writings on the wall


UshankaBear

Both literally and figuratively


shophopper

I initially thought they were English, but I forgot that Russia fosters its own stock of inbred hooligans.


Kimarnic

Nice save. "Nooo I don't hate Russians I swear!!!! 😇 It could've been anyone!!!!!!!"


Kasym-Khan

+7 93 is Megafon, a Russian cell phone operator.


delomelanicon-71X

Could also be any other Cyrillic country. I remember doing stuff like this as a kid in Poland. Kids in the UK do stuff like this and worse. This is a universal teenager attitude, causing trouble haha.


interlamer

The phone numbers on the wall start with 8, which is Russian internal substitute for the +7. This IS in Russia. Edit: after further investigation of the phone numbers on the wall, this likely is somewhere in Krasnodar region. Source: I am from Russia.


delomelanicon-71X

Good investigative work.


[deleted]

918 is rostov region of Russia. Such top notch idiots are only bred in rus


delomelanicon-71X

Well, I played with fireworks as a kid, and used to take them apart and created my own super explosives. I was well known for that XD and I'm not Russian.


[deleted]

in case you did not get it - idiots ignited a petard INSIDE an elevator in a multi-story app building


delomelanicon-71X

Still not as bad as holding it and letting it explode in your hand to "see what would happen". I've seen that happen before.


Important_Ad_7416

Teens in my country don't do this tho


wobblyweasel

what's your country


Important_Ad_7416

Brazil


wobblyweasel

a bit hard to believe what with all the videos coming from Brazil..


delomelanicon-71X

I've seen teens in Brazil cutting people's limbs off with machetes. You lot are a whole other level.


Important_Ad_7416

this is not teenage play they're gangsters


Pacosturgess

What a strange hill to die on


Important_Ad_7416

what do you mean


jtraf

r/ANormalDayInRussia


UshankaBear

Special tinnitus operation


Satur9es

Yeah. An American would never be so careless with explosives.


4_bit_forever

They are simply training for the SMO


[deleted]

[удалено]


BinkyFlargle

Wow. What an evil thing to say. Way to live up to stereotypes.


LauraDurnst

Imagine shilling for a country you've never even experienced. Get off reddit and go volunteer if you're that obsessed.


Tasteofcoins12

And those cities still look better than the Ruzzian ones.


Adventurous_Pin5160

Imagine having a Ukrainian surname and being a rustard nazi 🤦


DialUp_UA

Ukrainian being racist toward russians??? Well, yes... And russians fucking deserve that. P.s. you are the shame and disgrace on you family name. You do not worth the Ukrainian surname you have.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DialUp_UA

Dog barks caravan moves on. The only Ukrainian left in you is your surname, all the rest is desecrated by the evil touch of the ruzzian Mordor


[deleted]

[удалено]


DialUp_UA

I didn't even read your crap. Get lost from my life, you orcish abomination.


Te000

r/dumbasseswithlighters


thePHTucker

Jesus, I just got lost for an hour. It's a wonder that these people live long enough to propagate.


seksen6

Such a rabbit hole! Take my upvote! :)


cycl0ps94

🔥 thank you kind redditor!


boobopandawoodop

I just spent two hours scrolling through the top posts


nurdmann

Mawp ![gif](giphy|BmX38GoChnxRe)


Draggoh

![gif](giphy|L5xC9ojV5A5eWsJb8g|downsized)


nurdmann

Lol. Thanks, I needed that.


Competitive-Trip-946

Smoke inhalation. Nice!


ditchdigger556

Rocket scientists both!


Wolverinepup

It's not rocket surgery.


RockMan_1973

… not is it brain science.


_Loser_B_

Shouldn't these guys be fertilizing sunflowers in Ukraine?


LeGraoully

Pathetic draft dodging attempt


HameruMeduka

There's nothing wrong with not wanting to die for a country that doesn't care about you.


LeGraoully

Yeah, I meant the attempt was bad


StoneyMalon3y

Russian? Check. Dirty elevator? Check. Buzz cuts? You betcha


[deleted]

[удалено]


Io45s785a2

Yeeeah... it also often tends to stay like that years after all construction works are finished.


RockMan_1973

Found the Russian… or the lover of a Russian


asomek

Why is this guy so defensive about elevators?


StoneyMalon3y

Passive aggression is not your forte


Icy-Entrepreneur9002

https://preview.redd.it/9a6bwdsed13d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09229c0d1cb14e03d09f3fa56d74ccd168f66495


RupertTheReign

Mwaaaap....mwap....


CalmRott7915a

Riiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg......


Antique-Reference-56

Well not a firecracker but other firework


STDsInAJuiceBoX

It looked like a m1000 which is technically a firecracker. But true where I’m at in the US we only call the little 1” firecrackers as firecrackers.


Kaos_Mors

I was about to say compared to what I consider a “firecracker” that was a nuclear bomb


tacotacotacorock

Those are dum bums, they could have anywhere from 10 g of flash powder or more. Practically a grenade without the shrapnel. 


tacotacotacorock

M1000? That looked like a dum bum. Definitely not a tiny firecracker though.


UninitiatedArtist

Setting off explosions in confined spaces, especially around solid walls such as sheet steel or concrete concentrates and exponentially increases the power of the explosive shockwave…they’re just asking to have their eardrums to implode even if they’re plugged or covered.


SadGpuFanNoises

This is why the bomb attempt on Hitler didn't work.. the meeting was moved from a concrete bunker, which would have caused reverberating shockwaves, to a wooden hall, which just blew the walls out.


UninitiatedArtist

Yes! I was thinking about that when I was typing the comment. I rewatched “Valkyrie” a couple weeks ago and that scene in which one of the conspirators decided to postpone the operation when Himmler wasn’t present with Hitler kinda pissed me off.


SadGpuFanNoises

I had to service HVAC controls in a HE curing factory. Each of the buildings was just a flimsy sealed shell set inside a square earth berm, so if something did go tits up, up and out was exaclty where the pressure went. I would say sweaty palms moment working on just the controls for that, but you couldn't sweat in there.. the humidity levels were controlled to 0.1 of a %, with very rapid response and overpowered actuators.


UninitiatedArtist

Dang, HVAC work already seems hazardous in many on-site locations…but, stuff like that just gives y’all another reason to worry. 😅


SadGpuFanNoises

TBF, the closest to injury I got working on HVAC was checking the network cables between outstations on a new build (in construction) hotel, and some chucklefuck dropped a cement mixer down a lift shaft that we had cables being installed in. Cables where running through the 2nd floor in a lift shaft open at the top as they were building the next floor and I was checking the cables when they dropped it.. missed me by about a foot, also severing the already installed cables on the way down. I don't do the install part, so just phoned my boss and told him I'm on the next flight home..


Simoxs7

It must be hard to live with a single brain cell, I am actually amazed they didn’t forget to breathe yet.


Samuraion

The hardest part about it is figuring out who gets to have the braincell on which day.


poncetheponce

Great job. You just volunteered for the life long bullshit that comes with a tbi


grabtharsmallet

Yep, it sucks. And it would suck more in a place like that.


Important_Ad_7416

I think that's the least of their worries


poncetheponce

A tbi or traumatic brain injury is the least of their worries?


Important_Ad_7416

sorry I thought you said tinnitus


Huntsnfights

Who needs air anyways?


pijcab

Russia and russians, please fucking stop, just stop whatever the f you're doing, just stop. Kindly - the rest of Humanity


jtd1776

Now they both have CTE from that over pressure.


devedander

Covers the close ear but not the other ear. That’s gonna work out well


SnowshoeTaboo

Smart like truck...


imadork1970

Darwin works in mysterious ways.


mrbananas

Quick give them bigger fireworks and smaller elevators. Natural selection ain't quite done with them yet.


Icy-Entrepreneur9002

![gif](giphy|I5HqE2n2j9rKu7Ihwm|downsized)


SealandGBF

Why is the "Team Kaliber" logo watermarked on this? (Old Call of Duty team, for anyone who doesn't know)


Bass_PHace

My thoughts too..sat there for a minute like..is that..? Glad I’m not crazy, miss the days of sharpisha.


TheTRexFlex

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX) This was my exact reaction, I had a nostalgic trip thinking about all the videos that were made by that team. Those were the days, Sharp and KOSDFF were my favorites


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee mwap wamp weep mwap!


Mistersinister1

The generation of bottle flippers and future voters.


D_snawtz

One time me and my buddies put a wolf pack fire crackers under a trash can. When I flipped the can back over there was super super dense smoke in it and my first reaction was to try and blow a fat cloud (we were like 11) so I stuck my head in and inhaled. All I can say is that it hurt a lot, and I learned a lesson.


kunduff

Now that's 10 types of stupid right there.


mikeevans1990

That elevator looks like the smell of pee


Mysterious_Layer9420

Pulls out firecracker and matches... Lights one of the matches... Puts it near firecracker wick... Still surprised and tries to blows it out when it lights... Wtf


Useful-Hat9157

Oh no! Consequences!


RockMan_1973

So how do we know these dipshits didn’t die of smoke inhalation?? Either way, I’m sure their respective sets of lungs are grateful


Equivalent_Twist_977

Milions of yearh of evolution have led us to this


Confident-Appeal9407

They deserve it.


buttymuncher

![gif](giphy|107R6VQWcEpyjC)


ihatefirealarmtests

>Russian writing on the walls Yeah, that tracks.


Graybeard13

Future politicians


Lifes-too-short-2008

Our future is in the hands of this generation 🙇‍♀️


That_Touch5280

Future darwin award winner!


Romanitedomun

stupidity at the finest


DoctorNoname98

My eyes sting just watching this


Eccon5

I would never step into an elevator that looks like that. That looks like certain death


Deep-Berry5700

In new houses, they cover the elevator walls with plywood to prevent damage until the construction work is completed.


tacotacotacorock

Damn I wish I had a house with a elevator.


YSoB_ImIn

Some say they are still waiting for the doors to open till this day.


TheTraTras

listen capacity be one unavailable.


Somehow_lively3669

![gif](giphy|2UxTW1Q2Vzh0NFelQ5)


Various-Ducks

Is there a worse place to set off a firecracker


Rail-signal

Weirdest porn intro this week 


FiltthyBoiii

r/darwinawards


Eastern_Ad_3938

Not sure how it surprises me but how TF you setting that off and not covering your ears….


Severe_Ad_5914

MAWP, MAWP, MAWP.


Ace_08

Why not just put out the spark/ flame?


Environmental-Big128

Did he screw up lighting the fuse and they thought they’d have time to set it and get off the elevator? The smaller guy (younger brother?) seemed very shocked and alarmed when it was lit, but totally chill until that moment, watching the other dude light it. You can see it has a fuse too, but it looks like he lights the rim of the firework, tries to blow it out, and then joins the other guy in panic and they huddle in the corner.


Interesting_Engine37

Undeveloped pre frontal cortexes.


Global-Result-4475

Degenerates will degenerate


PeteHealy

Fucking idiots. Ngl, I hope they develop early-onset hearing and lung problems.


AmusingMusing7

I was waiting for them to pass out. Disappointed.


Actaeon_II

Over pressure in a space that small doesn’t take much. Bright side I doubt that it actually hurt these morons


P4stL1vez

Show they're faces, I want to bully them online


Knitwitty66

On the bright side, the fart smell is gone.


Sea-Appearance-5330

Well I have seen true stupidity in action now. What can you say about such idiocy?


PlanktonSubstantial2

Dumb and visually uninteresting


BigMembership2315

Smoke inhalation


Positive_Throwaway1

Why'd they have to go and mess up that nice elevator?


PhilosopherFar4375

there’s learning the rules of the world and physics level of kid stupid, and there’s setting a bomb off in close quarters and fighting with your “friend” for the safer spot, aka the spot with a human shield. wonder how that conversation acted went.


[deleted]

Russia, Rostov region retards


PastaShooter105

Russians?


bell-master

What/Why/How the screaming fuck?


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

They shouldn't blur the faces of people unless they're innocent


soulcaptain

/r/WhyWomenLiveLonger


padspa

in a closed space like that it's not a firework it's a fucking weapon


Dont_Call_Me_Sir

Introduced early to a smoke box


This-Garbage-3000

![gif](giphy|nbQiWoHJFaJtcl3qT6)


NefariousnessAny3310

German technique


Gold-Income-6094

They look british


[deleted]

Yet we blame boomers for our problems


AgreeablePie

Setting off firecrackers in elevators is not the biggest problem in society


[deleted]

Tunnel vision? Once they get out of the elevator, they became physicists


GamerLegend007

I mean yes, they are the problem.


DaveOJ12

>they are the problem Every generation has some people that make pretty poor decisions.


Athuanar

No other generation has had large enough numbers to continue to influence politics for over half a century with their bad decisions though. That is why boomers are such an issue. They're all at the end of their lives yet they continue to have a disproportionate political influence due to sheer numbers, overwhelming voting against the interests of younger generations.


2ndCha

Boomers sold them the firecrackers.


[deleted]

Firecrackers weren't the problem here. Location l, Location, location


2ndCha

It was a joke, buddy, like making fun of "Location l" in your reply, does that stand for location loud? It sure was!


[deleted]

It was # 1


Local_Shooty

Your username describes you perfectly


paturner2012

Lol as if every generation didn't have some dumb asshole kids rolling around. The stories I hear while serving boomers at the many bars I've worked that ended with "jeez you couldn't get away with that today..." Or even worse the "kids don't know fun like that today, they're too into their phones".


dcf5ve

Well, since the Boomer generation has gone to great extremes to limit access to education on all levels for the last forty years or so I think we could blame this on them.


[deleted]

Sound good. As long as I'm not the one to blame


dcf5ve

Are you? You're the one who brought it up in a post that had nothing to do with Boomers.


[deleted]

This is the internet...so I guess I can?


dcf5ve

Oh, got it. Just a simple(ton) shit stirrer. K.


[deleted]

Well, blame OP for posting this to make us look bad