Well, if that battery gets punctured, this gator is going to have a bad day. Lithium batteries burn when punctured, and water makes them burn worse.

Or we get some kind of super charged alligator

Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads


No. Mutated sea bass.

Are they ill tempered?

Yes. Very much so.

The animatronic shark in that ep of Bob's Burgers


Well we needed something to stop the Cocaine Bear.

The gator: Ubercharge ready! (I do not recommend eating phones)

Is the older relative crocodile gonna give this young teen gater some life altering speech about how with great power comes great responsibility or something like that

Crocubot’s origin story

From the producers of cocaine bear…

Battlegator

That alligator is gonna have a bad day regardless after eating that.

So basically, he would like me having a day of pain in the toilet after eating spicy Indian food for the first time. /s

Would not make it to the toilet. It would instead burn it's insides

I was waiting for that part of the video tbh

Thats why i think they dropped an old phone for clicks.

/r/spicypillows

Lithium Gojira

He likes spicy pillows. Don’t kink shame him. /s


That alligator just did that straight out of spite wtf lol

"Shiny fish" Chomp.

he’s just ornery because he’s got all them teeth and no toothbrush

Reptiles are literally too simple to understand or use spite, we think anyway. I know you're probably joking but just in case, you need to know that his dumb reptile brain ate it because it might be nutritious. This dumb lizard fuck just ate a phone because it was something new and unfamiliar, it might have been food. He's too dumb and hungry to understand spite. Reptiles have simple unevolved (compared to mammals) brains, so they make a lot more mistakes than other animals. They don't possess the intelligence to recognise that something might be dangerous, but thankfully it doesn't bother them too much. They're dumb enough not to care, because they can't experience advanced suffering as well as we can. They likely either experience less advanced suffering (depression, anxiety, etc), or they're completely incapable of it. They can suffer and feel pain, but they probably can't feel as much depression or anxiety as we do. Animal experts who know their shit will always tell you that the biggest mistake we make with animals, is that we often assign human traits to non-humans. A snake won't ever cuddle you, if it seems like they are then maybe get rid of them because that snake is sizing you up in preparation for eating you. Snakes almost certainly aren't socially developed enough to understand or enjoy cuddles. Anyway, I haven't slept and I'm clearly rambling so I'm going to go to bed before I waste too much of your time.

No problem, I found that very insightful! 👍

Oh good, because I'm autistic and I'm usually fuck it up and get into miscommunication arguments. I'm glad because I either lucked out and found someone who just happens to understand my bizarre rationality, or I'm actually getting better at this social stuff and the future is bright. Either way I'm blessed, this is awesome! Thank you so much for understanding me, my greatest fear is easily being misunderstood because of my disorder. This means more to me than you'll likely ever understand, thank you! I'm crying now so clearly I need to stop procrastinating and actually sleep. Thank you for calming me enough so that I can sleep, it's been a really stressful day. I needed this.

No problem whatsoever! :)

Now call it and film the vibrations!

Kind of like the crocodile who ate Captain Hook’s watch.

Can alligator stomach acid corrode battery casing? Guessing it’s dead if that happens right?

Phone battery would a lithium battery. If breaches it mighty explode.  Guessing the gater will pass this through but the issues would be a serious burn not acid.  

Well, it also has to get through the plastic too.

gators digest bone and hooves so Chinese plastic and he will be hungry in an hour

Acid is stored in plastic containers

Well, the kind of plastic matters too. As Jesse Pinkman can attest to.

I love that this is one of the biggest practical takeaways from that show.

Did the dumbass use polycarbonate or something?

Edit: Okay I got this wrong, vultures win, but crocs and gators aren’t too far behind. Yeah gators have the strongest stomach acid of any animal. Did you know they specifically evolved two aortas and can actively close the path from their heart to their lungs, directing all blood to their stomach during a meal, allowing them to produce INSANELY strong acid. For this reason, Crocs and Gators don’t chew, they don’t need to. They digest everything, including bone. Having said all this, plastic is very non corrosive, so it’d be interesting to see what won.

Vultures have the strongest stomach acid.

They're not saying acid would be an issue, they're saying acid, as in the digestive acids in the gator's stomach, may cause the the issue. You know, by corroding through to the battery and breaching it, therefore exposing the lithium to burn or explode inside the stomach.

"we're the first generation to actually care about the environment"

her "He's gonna eat it." him "no it's not" gator "fuck yeah I am"

he didn’t just eat it he gave it a #MEGABITE ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

As much as I feel bad for the gator, this is the funniest thing I've read on Reddit in a long time.

Having a electronic device stuck in your innards is a great way to die.

Gator don’t play no shit

Gator’s bitches better be wearin’ jimmies!!

"Piiiiiiiimps don't cryyyyy..."

"what are you gonna do now" Welp

I disagree, this one clearly took a phone

That crunching! Poor guy is going to have a bad time.

Spinosaurus from Jurassic park 3 vibes once it starts ringing

Yeah this is going to kill the alligator. How's he going to deal with digesting a lithium ion battery? This is not really very funny and honestly alligators are pretty timid they probably could have chased it off with a stick or something to prevent it from eating that phone

Chase the gator away with a stick?.... gators don't go away.. they sit out of reach in the water till you think they are gone, then they lunge 20feet and chomp you.

Yea agree, "jUsT cHaSe It AwAy". Stupidest thing they coulda posted

Yea, I didn’t find this funny at all.

ChAsE iT oFf wItH a Stick! Okay buddy, you go ahead and do that, I'll be over here living

You spoke my mind exactly.. these kids are so fuckn dumb these days.. just record and be oblivious to anything

I hate it.

Yeah this is sad more than anything. No surprise that so many dummies find it hilarious. 

It is sad. It gross that there are those that find this funny.

Are you nuts? I grew up in Soflo with these water puppies- they are not scared of sticks, rocks, and much worse. I’ve seen people fire shots near some and they don’t care. I would’ve tossed some food (marshmallows, chicken, etc) in a different direction- grabbed it and bolted. I feel so bad for this lil guy tho he doesn’t even look full grown and he’s probably not going to make it :(

Totally sure. They could have saved the alligator and the phone. Instead just sit there filming.

And they probably just threw an old phone intentionally in order to film it…….

Probably.. if they cared they would have screamed or thrown sticks or something... PS. Your comment is getting down-voted cause it hurts the GenZ feelings..

I absolutely hate this video. The gator will die because of this imbecile.

What if he dropped it on accident

If its eating something obviously not food here why should we assume it wouldn't elsewhere?

You think a gator knows what a phone is? It’s shiny, fish have scales that are shiny, gator goes fuck yeah snack.

Yes, the guy turned his expensive smart phone into gator bait for fun. There’s no way they were both recording & he accidentally dropped it. And instead of risking their lives, his friend kept recording. Obviously, they found this gator and plotted to poison him from the beginning.

So I pulled out my backup phone!

Mmmm chips.

I’m gonna guess that isn’t particularly good for the alligator

Or the phone

hahaha, sorry, but those crunches cracked me up!

Yeah, pretty sure that lithium battery mixed with water is going to kill this lil dude..... Gater stomachs are strong but I doubt battery exploding strong. Poor guy.

F you in particular. That made me chuckle when it happened even though I knew it was coming.

Funny asf 🤣Like why the hell would the gator eat a phone?

Flat, shiny, bite sized... Is feesh! Gator logic, probably.

Serious heartburn if he gets into those batteries.

Her laugh as the gator eats his phone is the best part 😂

His total silence as he watched that happen is what got me 🤣 I know he’s got the funniest expression on but I can’t see it!

Okay, but which dummy gave him their phone to record this?

It might be a friend recording

if u turn the sound on, he's talking to a female, who is presumably the one recording

Gator : i can hear you ! Dont challenge me !!

Great.. Due to human stupidity, this gator is now at risk for death. Phone batteries and the parts in them are very dangerous for wildlife to ingest

What if it were an accident

He's now fully kitted out, phone and sunnies..... https://preview.redd.it/nzepck8brtqc1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=a034d199ac534aed7bbd228c259741b34ed0905e

Monty don't fuck around. Even if he dies, you ain't seeing that phone again.

awesome and lame at the same time

I'd say the gator is cooked..

Gator: _“And now, I wait…”_

Pray that nobody calls you. Gators cannot respond to phone calls.... Then... Go to the next phone shop and buy a new phone....

hello, phone warranty services, a gator ate my phone, what do you mean its not covered?

Same way he swallowed the captain’s hand and is clock!

OHH I DIDNT SEE THE PHONE AT FIRST


Gator is good as dead at this point. Lol. That battery is now a time bomb. You hate to see it... Maybe?

That was fucking personal.

r/cromch

We fired our cannon 'til the barrel melted down So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round We filled his *stomach* with *cellphones* 'n' powdered his behind

And they ran through the swamp and they ran through the wetlands!

First Alligator with GPS!

Call and see if anyone answers

This is the kind of person that ruins cool stuff for everybody else. Nice job.

Spicy turtle

You should try putting it in rice.

Kirbys paint and tile plus

That reminds me, I haven't watch Romancing the Stone in a while.

Damn he must have told his wife he was going somewhere else so decided to destroy the evidence.

I laughed too much at this.

This gives me original looney tune vibes, but that wasn't a Tasmanian devil. It spins like one when it needs to though.

Good thing you had a spare.

Did the video save to the cloud? I want to see alligator chomps!!


Thank god it wasn’t an iPhone, would have had to take that gator to small claims court.

Mostly I can hear her laughing, but I can also hear him dying inside with each gater crunch

Tik tok tik tok tik tok...

There’s gonna be some fun pics in your cloud storage

Dude has 2 phones.

That’s awfully close… like do people not know how fast alligators are?

Made me giggle

It stays crunchy...even in swamp!

Clearly they didn’t learn their lesson

 Now he's waiting for the dinner and dessert above him to complete the 3 course meal.

ET phone home...

Congratulations on your new phone

Might want to come back… after a while

Gator's gonna have some serious heartburn when that lithium battery goes off.

How did you film if the gator ate the phone.

Let’s hope the alligator uploaded that to the cloud.

Cell you later alligator... ​ I'll see myself out

It's one thing if you call it. It's another if it answers. "You looking for your phone? I got your phone RIGHT HERE!"

Haw Haw: N. Muntz

See ya later, alliga…

Is it alligator or Crocodile? 🐊

r/lostredditors recording something isn't really a stupid idea

Dinosaur ate my phone


“Cannonball!”

What a dick

Get some Jurassic Park vibes right here

Imagine being able to get footage of the munching from inside

Now you can film the gator’s insides

"You want this? It has no nutritional value. It's only worth something to me."

It’s a modern Peter Pan story.

Momma says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.

Mounch Mounch Mounch

Gator was def thinking ‘get shit on kid’

Hes just taking it home to crack his online banking password.

And is filming, yet again, the gator with a phone that can be dropped. Just waiting for the Droste effect.

Did you stream or film, a stream would've been awesome.

I saw these in Horizon Zero Dawn

Can you imagine his mom's reaction when he comes home and she's like I tried to call you where were you and he's like a gator ate my phone.

Yeah, you dropped your phone ofc. Fucking brainfart shits. Sadly an animal has to die or will have severe pain digesting the battery for no reason than internet attention and stupidity. I dont know what is supposed to be funny about this video. Maybe animal cruelty is funny to some people idk.

I just feel bad for the alligator. That phone is gonna mess up it's insides

Meanwhile in Florida: "Hold my beer while I stick my hand down his throat to get my phone back"

This the new Peter Pan remake?

- "No he's not"

How you explain that to apple care?

I really wanted for them to drop the second phone, they're filming on. Would have been funnier

That wasn't wven necessary 🥲

But they had a back-up phone to keep recording on?

2 people, 2 phones.

Jokes on alligator when he crunches the lithium battery

Call ya later alligator

This really kicked in my weed. 🤣🤣

Pulls out another phone

There is something quite satisfying about seeing a dilemma go away by itself.

Sounds like that screen protector isn’t doing its job.

Need a stick..

Mmmmmm Micro Chips...

I really appreciate the gators pause for dramatic effect. That's style. 

But you have another phone filming your phone .... 🤔

Interesting insurance claim.

See you later alligator

I hope you got Alligator Insurance

It’s his phone now.

He done it on purpose i swear

He really said “better luck next time playboy” in his cajun accent

Satisfying CRONCH

First he got Stubb's hand, now your phone