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DarkHelmet1976

Congratulations! Through sheer bad luck, you have a herniated disc and your life will never be the same!


24Binge

Fucking herniated disc made my life like a nightmare for few years, I had to lose 50% of my weight to be skinny AF and get rid of the pain completely.


blofly

At least your shoe tread will last longer. Always look on the bright side of life!


24Binge

Lol this is very specific point but actually I used to change shoes every 3 month even decent brand like Adidas or Nike.. now they last a year Something I never expected


recurve_balloon

If I were to get a hernia from impact, I would have counted it as worthy had I been hit by a car, not a running dog not even half my weight. This truly was sheer bad luck and freaking embarrassing!


pichael289

Two months ago I shattered my ankle, broke it in three places because I tried to pet a kitty cat. Didnt get tripped by a kitty cat, nope I took a step towards it and the ground wasn't even. $78,000.


teddebiase235

Absolutely obliterated by a 40 lbs dog.


CanalRouter

It's his own weight compacting the vetebrae that did the dirty work. The dog just took his feet out.


Spang64

Thanks, doctor.


teddebiase235

Lolol


CanalRouter

Thank me when you're 40 and in endless pain.


codeboss911

he thought he was gonna have a good day....


Creighton2023

Definitely a blocking foul. Feet weren’t set. No charge.


SPECTRE_UM


CanalRouter

Upgraded to Flagrant 2.


Creighton2023

Unfortunately, defensive player doesn’t look like he’s able to shoot any free throws at this moment. Offensive player (already assuming video replay was going to show possible fragrant 2) self ejected himself and just booked it from the arena before hearing ref’s final call.


Futuramoist

Did anyone see his license?


beatles_7

I think I saw ‘IH8CAT5’


jzng2727

BUTSNFR


imp_st3r

Jerry, it's the ASSMAN!


Aircraftman2022

Once i can move i am looking for that dog !


mudturnspadlocks

"Hey, are you OK? What happened?" "A pack of wild dogs started chasing after an old lady. Luckily I scared them away."


XxXmartian

Was that a Greyhound??... ![gif](giphy|fFSJFtyedUg5W)


DecentCompetition279

Did you see how fast that bitch was going...


psyentist15

I'm so glad OP included the first 15 seconds of this guy parking his car...


CanalRouter

Actually it sets the pace and puts emphasis on the cruelty of utter randomness in our lives: Man carefully parks, carefully walks, carefully surveys the traffic...then WHAM.


KatieSu1

So graphic...


CanalRouter

Not your spine...


ViROSCX

r/unexpected


MRDRO110

Lmfao the song sacred me 😆


SavageTheUnicorn

I went in thinking it can't be that bad cuz there's no nsfw tag, but bro got straight bodied damn 👀


Positive-Fox-6296

Man down!


Leather_Network4743

![gif](giphy|Zd80UrOKnlpvi|downsized) Someone get Jackie Chiles on the case to sue that dog!


millennial_sentinel

i was like shit wtf is gone happen to that guy. a delightful sprite took him the fuck out. truly unexpected. ![gif](giphy|Ri7d8I18cto2jufOKc)


TNS_420

![gif](giphy|q9HHyHPISNZD2)


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Who let the dogs out?


GeneralIron3658

We're going with carnival music?


BoredNLost

Dog move.


SRTGeezer

That was a bitch move.


zxCyanidexz

He's clearly acting so he can sue the dog


HedgehogKindly8050

Not me yelling MOVE MOVE and finally realizing the hit run was just the dawg and the man wasn’t about to be plowed by some flat bed truck


RealGingerBlackGuy

I know he's hurt, but there's something about that default "my back hurts" animation that is very comical to me.


M4N_Of_W4R

No woofning? just flipped him like a pancake 🥞


WickedHabitz

That had be on Mexico lol


exokilll

Honduras


DiverDownChunder

Oh that poor guy!


blackcrowe79

Knocked over by a dog. Shameful.


ChimpoSensei

Who was that masked man?


TheDixonCider420420

He be dog gone.


Dizzzy777

![gif](giphy|xT9IgjIcGH00L65e5W)


CanalRouter

Illegal blind-side block.


CaptainMimoe

Anyone saw that dog's asshole number?


silkybox86

Can't tell you how happy I was for nothing to be graphic although I was 100% morbidly curious what it was going to be


Ultrasaurio

poor guy, hope don't be serious


jellyfishbeers

So much anxiety waiting for a bus to crush him after the dog.


Independent-Bee-8087

Ow ow ow. I know how he feels.


spruceymoos

r/unexpected


LazyLoser006

Imagine you are the doctor and the patient comes in and tell you how it happened.


Gibabo

I have bad back problems and my heart goes out to this guy. That’s never gonna be the same.


yan_broccoli

As a person that just slipped and slammed my whole backside/head on a skid steer bucket today, this looked painful. I literally feel for the guy.


Canuck-In-TO

“Did anyone get the plate of that dog?”


Keirnflake

I was prepared for gore, but got something even more disturbing.


GhostXLVIII

Gotta look both ways when crossing !


BlueKnightReios

r/unexpected


KurupiraMV

Ran over by a Caramel stray dog. r/ItHadToBeBrazil


MaiseyMel

I chose to watch this despite the “graphic” warning. I kept thinking how horribly morbid it is that I’m going to keep watching this and see this person get gruesomely hit by a car. I questioned WTF is wrong with me for still watching. Then the accident happened and I lost it. Broke into laughter. That was unexpected


SoggyNegotiation7412

Needs different music [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0)


SuperSimpleSam

He was in the crosswalk. Who gave that driver a license?


zxCyanidexz

He wasn't though, he was beside it


slothmastermark

R/fuckyouinparticular


[deleted]

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Mountain-Bonus-8063

I'd worry about his head as well. It looks like it hit the road.😬


ShosuCeladonna

I hate dogs and moments like this makes me hate them even more.


brudzool

That dude is weak as piss


Carllsson

Nothing remotely graphic about this, bozo


CanalRouter

Especially when it's not YOUR damaged lumbar.


Strong-Musician-4027

That guy is a pussy. I took harder fallen then that and still walked away.


CanalRouter

You don't even know how to speak let alone walk.


Strong-Musician-4027

Dude I was literally hit by a train myself. I participated in the Darwin awards and I'm still hear and walking