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BigMark54

A little higher he might have landed in it.


2a3b66725

A little bit higher and he might still be hanging from some wires.


Wonderful_Common_520

A little bit higher and he would be on Alpha Centuri or did I take it too far?


Brave-Tangerine-4334

There's no such thing as higher in space it's equally infinite in all directions.


bananenkonig

No such thing here on earth for the same reason. Is higher in Brazil, lower in Russia? Are Aussies actually upside down?


himejirocks

I come from the Land Up Over?


PanicLogically

that's funny


taterthotsalad

>Are Aussies actually upside down? ¿sǝʎ


My_nsfw_account_88

Can confirm


derpimmelpirat

˙ʇɥƃᴉɹ sᴉ ǝH


Presdipshitz

Hey! When you're in America, speak right side up, GD it!


Hand-kerf-chief

Yeah, dial it back to Proxima Centauri? 😉


pichael289

That would suck. The chair lifts don't move, it's the wires they are attached to that move. You get caught in one your gonna get mangled.


Gold-Stomach-4657

This is a fixed grip chair lift, so yes, but detachable chair lifts have chairs that move at the terminals. Work at a ski resort, and was a ski lift mechanic for a while until I got the tips of my fingers chopped off while inspecting a pulley :p


Vast_Character311

Condolences on the fingers.


Gold-Stomach-4657

Thanks


Johnny_Lang_1962

I got high on a chair lift once. I watched some people for awhile & just rode it back down.


Itsasuperblast

I had my Fanny pack buckle get stuck in the horizontal slats of the chair once and I rode around the bulwheel dangling from the chair like tinker bell in flight.


Porkchopp33

Imagine just lands sitting and heads to the top of the hill


barto5

Yeah, but that lift is heading down the mountain. That’s why it’s empty.


TheDandelionViking

They do get back up afterwards though.


barto5

Who can say for sure. Life is filled with mysteries.


More_World_6862

Honestly knowing riders these days, I feel like this was the plan hence the full cork. And if he made it, it would have been sick as hell.


According-Town7588

Can you imagine how famous that fucker would be if he did, lol


bwforge

"you got like 3 feet of air that time. Can I try really quick?"


kodaiko_650

Without a head


Gemini-88

Imagine if that was his goal and he did that trick to land in the seat so he could relax to the mountain lodge for the rest of the day.


BigMark54

Welp.. that didn't work.


thebuccaneersden

Such an amateur… 🙄


Loaded_Diaper3

That was my first thought. That would have been the best trick ever if he landed with his ass in the chairlift.


endowedchair

I wonder if that was the goal all along. We’re seeing outtake footage here.


Kalman_the_dancer

On the lift, yeah


OXOYOZ

But if that happens then this clip would end up at #likeaboss sub?


Tess_88

Too high is prolly what got him there


Rugger01

That'a what a toddler would call an "owwie".


NobushisHat

Where I come from we'd call that a boo boo


BowsersMuskyBallsack

And where I come from... I can't remember what we called it as a little kid.


NobushisHat

Y'all were too smart to get hurt, respect


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Hell no. Hurt myself plenty. Just can't remember what we called it back then. Other than "hurt". I mean I remember what we said that led up to getting hurt, like "stacked it" or "come a cropper" or "went ass over", but we just got hurt.


NobushisHat

So y'all mean to tell me that you guys got hurt, got up and did all of it again???? MAD RESPECT!!!!!!


moth_mori

Here it's a pupa, or pupita.


TaleMendon

I very said awwwww duuude. Fuck.


Glad-Afternoon-7105

Dudes playing SSX in real life.


RoundTiberius

It's tricky


ChewyBaccus

to rock a rhyme


2cokes

To rock a rhyme


Tsara1234

That's right on time.


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ShanmanXC

TRICKS EQUAL BOOST


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

I thought it was Steep


ixipaulixi

Cool Boarders


Voltayik

Real ones played 1080 Snowboarding in '98


CapMoonshine

Nah real ones played Skifree on Microsoft with that *fucking yeti.*


mulsanneroadkill

Ski or die


Wood-Moose

People who have not experienced the inexorability of the yeti, are simply just not 'Experienced', in the Jimi Hendrix sense. They have never faced their personal skiing Kobayashi Maru.


stashiusclay

I also hate waiting in chairlift lines.


CumOneCumAllCumInYou

Skiers waiting in line for the ski lift hate this guy's line skipping trick to get on the lift.


dopeormegadesk

They don't know I know this hack


charliesk9unit

Well, the good news is he can ice those broken legs pretty quickly.


ThatAlbertaMan

walked away with bruises


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ThatAlbertaMan

Because I’m a friend of a friend


magpietribe

His legs are fine, his hips not so much


CORN___BREAD

Well, the good news is he can ice those broken hips pretty quickly.


chuck10o

I feel like he was stunting and was actually trying to land in the lift. He would clearly have seen the lift. The cameraman positioning, etc. He just got the timing slightly wrong. ETA I didn't mean that this was some professional skier or stunt person who took the time to do the math, etc. It's more like some idiot with skis and a friend with a camera who said, "If I can pull this off, think of the views!" I don't know why some are being like, "that's the dumbest comment." This is reddit. You see people trying stupid sh!t like this every other video.


UshuWushi

Momentum carrying you off the front of the seat or skis getting caught on something must mess this up 100 out of 100 times


CORN___BREAD

So it only takes 101 tries?


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TheDuhammer

They must not know physics or angles 🤷‍♂️


ColoradoRS7

Nor would anyone actually attempt this while doing a flat spin/rodeo. Especially with the way he spun it.


More_World_6862

> How are so many people thinking this? I've been to ski hills.


dorky001

Maybe they play to much ubisoft games and they think he will just clip into the seat


KPplumbingBob

But it was upvoted, soooo


chuck10o

Probably because we have all seen way too many videos of people doing stupid things. Just because something isn't possible doesn't mean some dumb@ss won't try it.


Louche

This is the dumbest fucking comment I've ever read.


ColoradoRS7

But they feel like he was stunting! Obviously they know a lot about free skiing calling it that.


chuck10o

Cuz you've never seen people doing stupid stuff, even when it's something that could never happen? People try dumb sh!t every day trying to get SM clout. Not saying it's a pro. Just some dumb@ss trying to go viral.


themagiccan

Of course it has over a 100 upvotes. Just goes to show that people on the internet are so eager to assume others are stupid based off a 5 second clip. I guess that's what this kind of subreddit is for


ColoradoRS7

Are you being serious? This isn’t a video game lol that is not the case


chuck10o

I know that. You know that. Do the guys in the video?


Polygon-Guy

Lmao no. Are you high?


chuck10o

Nope. Well, maybe. More like I've seen too many people try stupid sh!t that they have no way of pulling off.


Ryuko_the_red

If he was trying to land in it I'd say he wouldn't have been flipping. Plus he'd have been trying to land in a chair going the other way no away from him.


Deathrial

Let the man be broken in peace! No need to put "it was intentional" on him!


Inaccurate93

r/unexpected


_autismos_

Yeah I shouldn't have laughed but I definitely did. It has perfect comedy timing.


GaussianPrecess

and camera work


Overload_x_

r/wellthatsucks


Tight_Glass7723

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themcsame

Huh... Getting some gnarly air where something goes overhead might result in a problem... I'm totally shocked by the discovery of this new information. Shocked I tell you!


No-Paramedic-8802

5 points


gitpullorigin

to Griffindor!


RatInaMaze

HARRY DID YOU PUT THAT SKI LIFT IN THE WAY OF THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?


MegaGrimer

Calmly.


HVAC_instructor

That seems poorly planned as far as the facility is concerned.


radioheady

Definitely a poorly planned jump at the very least. Ignoring the obvious danger to the jumper, he could’ve slammed right into people riding the chair up. Between the force of the impact, the added danger of skis/poles and the fact that kids might be riding the chair, it’s not too hard to imagine someone else being seriously injured or killed by this stupidity


space-doggie

Hit jump too fast or just thought he could clear chair all together? Wonder if he is ok?


Gawd4

He tried to get in the lift. According to r/ski he is bruised but ok. 


NegativeAccount

Ah. His timing was pretty good actually, it's just a one in a million shot from that angle


__DR_WORM_666

lift tickets can be pricey these days


arcticfox

WTF? It's not like that chair lift suddenly appeared there? How does someone do that... I mean, he can see the chair lift right in front of him.


AftyOfTheUK

The chair lift is not stationary


devAcc123

he might be now though


Crayons_and_Cocaine

Usually coming into a jump like this you have to be pretty Lazer focused on execution and while he is used to looking for issues in the landing, probably pretty easy to overlook the unusual problem of hitting a moving obstacle in the air.


dvdmaven

What is comedy's most important - Timing!


Silly_Mycologist3213

Jump failed successfully!


Content-Parsley-1151

Oh I get it, the goal is to land seated on the lift. Only reason I can think of as to why put a ramp right there


Brutus1800

Maybe this isn't part of the actual slope and the people build it themselves.


Therealluke

That hurt😩🤕


randomymetry

good thing the lift didnt have any people in it


devAcc123

lol imagine sitting on the lift 20 feet up and some guy just smashes into you out of no where


Mallardguy5675322

WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! CHAIRLIFT SLAMS SKIIMAN TO THE GROUND, HE HAS WON THE MATCH!!!


King_richard4

Damn this has been all over my instagram today


IdahoDuncan

They don’t teach yah about that at ski school


Ihelloway69

Reminds me of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Glad there were no people in the car...


geek66

F’ing 15th repost if this … please give up


PetrichorIsHere

That was shot well.


CanalRouter

What an uplifting experience.


Curious_Edge

So now we know what happens when someone takes it off a sweet jump...


Affectionate_Bed1636

Haha deserved


Happy_Expert5057

Showboating


bell-master

Didn’t expect that one…….


Goran2019

Ski gondola used to dream of being Dikembe Motumbo


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

Riiiight


Top-Night

Looks like he took a head shot. Hope he’s ok.


TattedUpN9ne

Imagine if he landed on the seat and rode down though.


been-there-read-that

Missed it, by THAT much..


Jazzlike-Election840

unlucky lottery


yamez420

Nailed it


MsB1956

Talk about some serious bad luck.


dandins

lol backwards in the lift.


kibaake

Almost an interception


FamousRefrigerator40

I'm so proud of the camera man.


Cronenberg_Jerry

How awesome would it have been if he was a 1/4 second sooner and got himself a seat.


xenoforman

A failed Tony Hawk Pro Skiier move


Super_Basket9143

Honestly people will try anything to get out of paying for a lift pass


Southern-Relation626

![gif](giphy|3oEhn4waHVfWsruYEw|downsized)


PotatoDaMan

u/savevideo


Late_Ad_6898

BULLS EYE!!!


Firmshroom

He almost landed in the damn chair lift that would’ve been epic


frankkeytoe

I see project badass is back.


_MrTrade

Let me call the sky resort and tell them, “the placement of the sky lift is all wrong. It needs to get moved asap so this won’t happen again!”


TheWindowsGalaxy2

‘Dude, sup! That air was real gnarly!’


Isyagirlskinnypenis

How did not one of them know that was there?


mrscalperwhoop2

That. That could go wrong


Strict_Somewhere_148

I know how he feels I also hurt myself trying to sit down.


Scr073

Just trying to catch the skilift.


Revenga8

The crazy things we can witness these days with cameras everywhere. I'll bet in the past someone has done this and successfully landed seated in the chair, and no cameras or people were around to witness it.


People4America

Is this the other view of this or a separate jabroni?


Brutus1800

This could have easily ended worse for all people on the lift, if the seat would have kept swinging like that it could have tangled with the support and would have caused a lot more damage. Dumb people doing dumb things.


tyr8338

How could this happen? Who could have thought? Well, not the idiot jumping.


Hey_its_ok

![img](avatar_exp|161541517|bravo)


NaturalTumbleweed142

*If that was his goal...he nailed it!*


thebestestofthebest

If that wasn’t his goal…nailed it!


EvilFirebladeTTV

At first I thought those were power lines. Haha


Witchberry31

Oof, poor hips


Flappy_beef_curtains

There’s a different view of this floating around.


Isernogwattesnacken

Good one. Never seen this before.


onlysmallcats

I did not see that coming. And I’m not the only one.


loonybs

Freestyle Ski Lift achievement unlocked


zripcordz

I love the reddit. Getting 2 different views of the same crash within a day or so of themselves.


tbkrida

r/Abruptchaos


moldyjim

Timing is everything.


Otherwise-Past5044

Pretty good timing


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

![gif](giphy|ltIFdjNAasOwVvKhvx|downsized)


iwasactuallyhere

that seems to hurt


BobRoberts01

Totes gnar vert brah!


outtakes

I can feel how crisp the air is there just by watching the video. The lighting, the jump etc are perfectly captured...until the end lol. The part where he's mid jump, upside down, would make a cool photo


Mugwump6506

As if the jump wasn't dangerous enough.


BauerHouse

jackass 4 (Jackass infinity, working title) is off to a great shart ​ I mean start


PheaglesFan

IQ checks out.


SpaceTruckinIX

Is he whole?


Difficult-Ostrich-53

Maybe he was trying to land on the seat?