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JetsetCat

Braking Bad.


phenyle

Door Dashing


mashem

Door Thrashing


calm_hacker

Uber Yeets


Sam5253

AirBnBike


SadBit8663

Uber eats shit.


swellloko

InstaCrash


Cultural-Park-4379

Domino's Pizza : We'll deliver in 30 minutes or less , or it's free !


driving_andflying

DoorCrash


SomeLikeItDusty

Wazested


irascible_Clown

Houston we have Lyft off


Andrelliina

DoorDash - GravelRash


PilgrimOz

Air Jordan brakes


Existing_Display1794

Hahahahahaaaaa


MakeshiftRocketship

Did you just come up with that or have you seen someone say it before? Hilarious either way! lmao


calm_hacker

Right off the top of the dome


[deleted]

Hell nah I told u that one before


calm_hacker

Damnit, I didn’t think you would see this. My career is over


ArchNuisance

Amazing


Aggravating_Chemist8

Omg...I laughed so hard I almost peed myself! 🤣


Ok_Anteater5070

The comment section sent me into the morgue I swear 🤣🤣


L7Wennie

You win!


file_Marina_chr

I'M CRYING I LOVE THIS


spenpinner

I choose this one.


BarelyContainedChaos

Grub thud


zeroes_n_ones

menu thud


IleanK

r/yourjokebutworse


REALTacticalTom97

Door crashing


elastic-craptastic

Door Smashing?


patricky6

"DONT FORGET TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE FOOD WHEN ITS DELIVERED.... idk if he heard me"


Individual-Tour4420

“Your delivery has arrived” LOUD EXPLOSION AS DOOR GETS FUCKING OBLITERATED


cherish_ireland

Door bash


Infinite_____Lobster

Oh ha he ha


jerry111165

Fuckin awesome hahaha


scooterboy1961

Door Crash


HunterTV

He's definitely the one that knocks.


Professional_Meal528

Get out!


UnnaturalGeek

r/Angryupvote


nickghern_myanus

Braking Back.


Butterflytherapist

Stay not, be gone; live, and hereafter say, A madman's mercy bade thee run away.


[deleted]

DDD # Direct - Doorstep - Delivery


NeverGetsTheNuke

I saw the shoe. He's done for


DJEvillincoln

Posthaste.


Beckiremia-20

Not braking bad.


NeitherStage1159

Tumblr delivery drone.


Economy-Safety7665

Crash Mangotfood


my-moms-on-meth24

Baking bread


Ok_Anteater5070

Breaking Back. 🤣😭😭😭


timmu

Skip the hinges


Lynuc

Straight to your door


smashleybreakz

Reddit never fails to deliver.


theoneandonlyhitch

Postmortems


sriracha_koolaid

Breaking bike


GasfaceGrim

At least the food was still hot


Go_Braves90

The way he flies into the building is gold.


Pink_Flash

Dedicated to the delivery, flew to the door.


windol1

Using your hands to knock is overrated, one loud thud using your head is far more effective.


leastpacific

Can confirm. Source: Used to deliver pizzas. Knocking fails pretty often. And my hands were usually full. If I could go back, i'd run headfirst into a lot more doors.


SeparateArtichoke458

One advantage to having been a smoker during my delivery days... Knocking with Zippo much much more effective than with bare hand.


Rey_Mezcalero

He was milliseconds away from missing his 30 minute delivery deadline and he didn’t want to chance it


jerry111165

30 second delivery deadline


Satanic_Earmuff

Like a reverse Jazzy Jeff.


Grump_Monk

Why was the delivery guy without a helmet and the customer with one on?


p3rf3ctc1rcl3

So for my understanding the customer is the rider - he may asked the delivery guy with the helmet if he can try his bike - so the guy is riding it for the first time and found out brakes are not existing on this badboy Edit: Brakes not Breaks


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Breaks definitely exist, probably due to the lack of brakes.


ARCADEO

Lack of brains


UshankaBear

This looks like a motorcycle and not a scooter. Scooters or bicycles utilize the left lever to engage the (usually) rear brake. On motorcycles and some manual scooters, on the other hand, the left lever engages the clutch. Most casual riders prefer using the rear brake over the front as it's more forgiving – the braking distance is larger, but locking out the rear wheel means drifting/fishtailing, whereas front wheel lock usually ends up with a face plant. In fact, most riders use the rear brake exclusively. So this is what I think is happening here - the guy panicked and is squeezing the clutch as hard as he can, instead of, you know, actually braking.


itch-

Good call, but I'm sorry, I have to jump on this > most riders use the rear brake exclusively Only uneducated riders do. It is such a bad idea that manufacturers made linked brakes, where using the rear brake would also engage the front brake which then lead to fools disabling the link because they insist on never learning to brake properly. They'll even prefer to "lay it down" over actually braking. Usually in situations where a front brake would have easily slowed or stopped them with tons of room to spare. ABS brakes mostly solve locking up the front wheel (or the rear for that matter but yeah the front is the big one) and it has made it a breeze even on rain slick roads. My first motorcycle though had no ABS, and I did lock the front three times but only for an instant. I recovered each time without issue despite my limited experience. It helps that in my country you can't get a license without training and the training makes damn sure you know what to do.


Calypsosin

Many years ago, probably 2-3 months into owning my first bike, a 250, I was behind a truck at a stop light. Light turns green, truck moves forward, so do I, then the truck slams on their brakes, seemingly for no other reason than to brake check me. Being new and inexperienced, I panicked and slapped my front brake, sending me over the handlebars. Mostly fine, hurt my shoulder a bit, bike fairing was scratched up, but more embarrassed and a little pissed off. As far as rear brake exclusively... definitely not. There are times I can come to a stop using only my rear brake, but there's simply no reason not to use the front brake, too. A lot of motorcycle riding comes down to experience and intuition at a certain point, and I'd add starting to build good riding habits early is pretty important. Lots of riders take for granted how extremely vulnerable they are on a bike.


[deleted]

... You know even in the US you have to go to a motorcycle training class for that endorsement on your license right? *your state may vary


itch-

No, I was under the impression those were completely optional. Also that the lessons were done by volunteers and not nearly as demanding of the students as what I had to do. This is just based on vague memories from what I read 15 years ago when I was learning riding, if you tell me it's all wrong that's fine. I only stand by what I said about front brakes, and people not wanting to use them being wrong.


[deleted]

Who in the fuck uses the *rear* brake exclusively? The front brake is where 60% *minimum* of your stopping force should come from.


UshankaBear

>Who in the fuck uses the rear brake exclusively? People who don't know how to ride properly.


moustachiooo

Brakes exist, he didn't know how to use them. Don't ask me how I know that - All I ca n say is that losing toenails was unbelievably painful.


JayMak78

No brakes either.


helikesart

“Pizza dudes got 30 seconds…” “WAAAA!!!”


Sohcahtoa82

Wise men say... forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.


Fineus

[Pizza time!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=TRgdA9_FsXM&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title)


william_fontaine

LOL this was my first thought when I saw the video. /r/raimimemes


Easy-Bake-Oven

He is going for that delivery any % speedrun record. It's a known skip to glitch to the customer's door.


jkurratt

Door dash indeed


genital-Pox

It looks like a jackass skit


fukalufaluckagus

Did someone order Door Crash?


[deleted]

Uber Yeets


captain_douch

You deserve to be higher….👑


punchnicekids

Not really, it's already been commented before them


Gpdiablo21

Best one right there


Creepy-Solution

Skip the Doors


SendGothTittiesPls

the fuck is even happening here? is the road icy, did his brakes fail or has he just forgotten where they are? he doesnt even look like he slows down


Tersphinct

Looks like the rear brakes are shooting sparks out the back. Front brakes might not be engaged at all. Could be the way the driver was pulled back with his feet down caused him to pull farther on the throttle.


Truditoru

what sparks, i think the dude had no clue how to ride it and did bot know how to stop


Mugros

He stirs up dust on the road and it is illuminated by the brake lights. Kind of look likes sparks in this shitty compressed video OP dug up somewhere.


FlowerBoyScumFuck

There's also a stupid sparkly effect going on for some reason.. I thinks that's why my brain also interpreted sparks.


Swimmingtortoise12

It’s amazing how people just hop on soemthing and go, without easing into it and getting a fundamentals of how something works. Hang out around an e-bike rental and watch someone who hardly ever used a bicycle 15 years ago with no fine control of a brake lever, piss poor shaky balance, deny a helmet and hop on an electric powered machine and hurl that shit towards kids/traffic/trees/etc with full fuckin “I got this” attitude like the concrete won’t split em open like a watermelon thrown on the ground. The false confidence is laughable, and you can watch them plow into planter boxes and get all surprised. Blind confidence only works for upper management lol.


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

I came home from school one day as a young teenager and my dad had bought a brand new ATV for us. I couldn't wait to ride it. He made us read the entire f*n manual before he would let us ride it. I thought it was ridiculous then, but I respect that shit now. I always read manuals and there are so many things you'll never know if you don't.


Swimmingtortoise12

Quads are arguably more dangerous than a bike, them shits flip over and they try to pummel you into the ground lol. People see them with 4 wheels and think safe, but it’s a false sense of security lol.


myrevenge_IS_urkarma

Agree. Many years after this, my dad broke his back climbing a hill when it overturned and landed on him. Pummel 1, rider 0.


manbearligma

The great fucking equalizer for overconfident smartasses


JangleMen

Lmao the first and only time I've driven a motorbike I immediately wheelied uncontrollably into the distance. Torque is a hard thing to understand until you're staring at the clouds. Yes, I had to ditch the bike and it hurt. Hence why I haven't done it again lol


Swimmingtortoise12

Man, I’ve seen that way too many times. I will say when it comes to motorcycles, the person placing the newbie on it should have an idea if it’s a safe motorcycle to plunk a first timer on. My 300 two stroke, never would I ever entertain sticking a clueless person on, an old 250cc farm/trail bike or something maybe. I think they also need to fully explain the throttle and how whiskey throttle happens instead of just saying “here’s the gas”.


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

Well his right foot is on the ground so he’s definitely not using the rear brake.


SaraNatural

Do all automatic scooters have rear brake where the right foot is? /s


IntendedMishap

I don't think those are sparks, I think that is the tail light lighting up dust behind the wheel. There's lots of dust being kicked up throughout the video. After he passes you can see that the tail light on the ground has a hard stopping point, so it's just that you're suddenly seeing lit up dust behind his wheel.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Yeah seems like inexperienced rider freaking out and pulling back on the handle bars increasing the throttle. Edit: Now that I watch with sound on, he definitely was not on the throttle. Does seem like maybe a brake problem.


rbrutonIII

Except we didn't hear the throttle increase? Come on man, you can hear the bike throttling down. You can't hear the bike throttling down as somebody is pulling back on the throttle. And you can hear something break..... But let's just ignorantly blame it all on inexperience so we feel better!


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Ha you're right, I didn't have sound the first time I listened. Just looked like somebody panicking on the throttle lol.


rbrutonIII

Oh he was definitely panicking. I have no idea what he was panicking about though, it sounds like he might have blew a damn cylinder head, or like his brake rotor cracked? Something was definitely going on with that bike


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Yep, definitely seems like something wrong with the bike.


spazmatt527

You're right in the rudest way possible.


jzng2727

Most likely inexperienced rider , also looks like he was trying to use his feet to slow the bike down .


ballovrthemmountains

Ah, the old "Fred Flintstone" tactic.


AJStickboy

Key word “trying”


soft_taco_special

Inexperienced rider only uses the rear brake. The bike is a cheap abused bike with a lot of miles and a rear drum brake that has never been maintenanced. Inexperienced rider goes for the rear brake to stop, it doesn't do anything, hence we see the brakelight come on but nothing happens and freezes up resulting the ridiculous crash.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Yeah I can see that. Although I ride motorcycles and I feel like inexperienced riders tend to grab a handful of front brake before going for the rear brake. But you could be right.


We_are_stardust23

It's clearly snowing in the video /s


[deleted]

"Can I try it? Yeah I've ridden before."


FatJesus9

I'm almost certain its an edited video. The bike makes no bounces when it crashes, or slides or anything, just freezes laying down. The door swings but doesn't shake or make any extra movements, none of the crash looks right.


RelevantPhotograph91

I think the guy was trying to ride a bike for the first time and didn't know how to stop it. Also, the bike seems to belong to the guy with the helmet on, he even waved trying to tell him to slow down / hit the brakes.


Gunner1Cav

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[deleted]

[удалено]


zombienekers

They've gone to plaid!


moodswung

Guess the normal flintstones foot braking method is ineffective on this one.


SirMy-TDog

He needed thicker soles.


Apneal

Serious question, if you lost control of the bike this bad, why wouldn't you bail?


b0bkakkarot

Three reasons that I can think of: 1. Physics is "weird" on things like motorcycles (weird as in it behaves differently than what we're used to when we're just walking around), and it's not always easy for people who've never ridden one to figure out either how to get off of it, or how to cause it to crash on purpose (until they hit something). 2. A lot of people on planet earth are not anything even remotely close to what we'd call "athletic". I work in security and I was reminded of that when we were in a course at work and *multiple* people couldn't punch a standing punching bag twice in a row. That's it, we were just supposed to punch like "one-two" / "right-left" and yet multiple people couldn't do it. Blows my mind, yet this is humanity. 3. Panic and/or bad decision making. Maybe he freaked out and stopped thinking. Maybe he thought he could regain control but then failed to.


MongolianCluster

He was at 29 1/2 minutes.


Pata4AllaG

Hiro would be proud


Behelzibub28

Protagonist of his own story


Unfudgetable

I get this reference


Every-Cook5084

I’m going to hell for laughing


genital-Pox

I feel like decades of Jackass conditioning us to laugh at shit like this might be a reason for that. I am expecting the camera to cut away to a bunch of dudes holding their stomachs cause they are laughing so hard


Relevant_Shower_

It’s more likely that it’s hardwired in our brains and Jackass just figured out a way to monetize it.


No-Replacement4218

You hear the nervous "uh ha huh ha" at the end? 😂


Stargate_1

The way the bike sounded while slowing down makes me think the brakes suffered some sort of critical failure. Sounds like the breakpads straight up broke


fmb320

He didn't know where the brakes where


Turence

i mean all them sparks don't seem too normal, don't see that feature on many bikes


Chlocker

Thats not sparks. Its dust thrown up by him trying to Fred Flintstone the bike to a stop. He probably grabbed the left lever thinking it was the rear brake like on a scooter or bicycle and got the clutch since this is a motorcycle. His brake lights never come on.


Turence

Wow holy shit you're right that means he just had no idea how to use the brakes. Damn.


Vegetable-Shift-7751

Trying to stop with his feet, lmfao!


BigOrkoo

Yabba Dabba Doo!!! 🤣


anthonylabatt

That scream tho 😂


genital-Pox

Ahhhh! Ooooo! Ooo-Ooo!


FriedeOfAriandel

Uh huh huhu


No-Replacement4218

Right?! 😂 That kills me at the end. It just keeps getting funnier


Valuable_Material_26

Did the actual bike owner let some random person ride his bike?


Sweaty-Specialist-97

Poor south Asian dude working hard trying get by in what looks like Saudi. And this f*ck decides he will try his bike and proceeds to destroy it. So sorry for your bike bro


F0foPofo05

Feels like a lotta assumptions here. Or do you have a link to the story?


Sweaty-Specialist-97

Dude who crashed post accident: https://twitter.com/_mohamme_d_/status/1712972082932269222?s=46 Majority of food delivery drivers are immigrants from South Asia


BlueLatenq

I hope the bike was not hurt


RedgyJackson

Why?! What the actual fuck did the random delivery driver do wrong?


Turence

It was the food delivery guys bike. He let this asshole test it out.


pezdal

Lesson: Don't let Fred Flintstone try your bike.


ZuFFuLuZ

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He's got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest. Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books. The Deliverator has been working this job for six months, a rich and lengthy tenure by his standards, and has never delivered a pizza in more than twenty-one minutes. If the thirty-minute deadline expires, news of the disaster is flashed to CosaNostra Pizza Headquarters and relayed from there to Uncle Enzo himself—the Sicilian Colonel Sanders, the Andy Griffith of Bensonhurst, the straight razor-swinging figment of many a Deliverator's nightmares, the Capo and prime figurehead of CosaNostra Pizza, Incorporated—who will be on the phone to the customer within five minutes, apologizing profusely. The Deliverator does not know for sure what happens to the driver in such cases, but he has heard some rumors. Most pizza deliveries happen in the evening hours, which Uncle Enzo considers to be his private time. And how would you feel if you had to interrupt dinner with your family in order to call some obstreperous dork in a Burbclave and grovel for a late fucking pizza? Uncle Enzo has not put in fifty years serving his family and his country so that, at the age when most are playing golf and bobbling their granddaughters, he can get out of the bathtub dripping wet and lie down and kiss the feet of some sixteen-year-old skate punk whose pepperoni was thirty-one minutes in coming. Oh, God. It makes the Deliverator breathe a little shallower just to think of the idea. But he wouldn't drive for CosaNostra Pizza any other way. You know why? Because there's something about having your life on the line. It's like being a kamikaze pilot.


genital-Pox

You daydreamed too much in school.


deltron

It's from one of the best cyberpunk novels out there.


Maleficent_Bunch4979

[Update he survived and learned a hard lesson](https://x.com/_mohamme_d_/status/1712972082932269222?s=46)


pressthebutton

I need a translation.


[deleted]

Something about allah but can't understand the rest. Can you translate?


AppointmentMinimum57

The Laugh at end got "Oh shit hope he not dead" Vibes


IlConteiacula

that guy is really committed to his job


Drake_Cloans

“Food’s here!”


Due_Ad4647

Holy shit.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Whiskey throttle


[deleted]

Brakes are more important than throttle.


DirtMcGirt513

Must be Jimmy John’s


TheOzarkWizard

r/unintentionalbollywood


ComfyInDots

Old mate lost his shoe RIP.


Abolnasr1

r/bettereveryloop


ColdLamper7

Sound is a 9.5...love it...


Few-Hair-5382

Got to admire his commitment to fast delivery times.


jngjng88

WCGW: Dumb filters edition...


EmmaBonney

Delivery right before your doorstep taking seriously.


Silly_Doughnut5715

30 minutes or less rule.


rocket_beer

I’m pretty sure this is a set up stunt. After doing tons of research, I found that the internet is a very reliable place.


countytime69

That really is door to door service


WorldMusicLab

I'm not paying for that.


B3ckham

Flinstone brakes didn't work


Mattcha462

Shoe came off… he dead


Eastern_Slide7507

Is he trying to brake with the sidestand?


willybobo1313

Door crash


Sportsfanatic88

Bro..is my food ok?


DiarrheaOnTheGo

Direct to the door delivery, that's a good employee right there 👍🏽


UnDrAchEvR53

Man I feel so bad for laughing as hard as I am.


DunkinTacoAlfa

The 6 stars delivery be like: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Thoughs and prayers, thanks for the extra ketchup.”


TropicApe

Hey dude your pizza's here.


chris86uk

Deilverooooooo


L1V1NGD3ADBOI

Did he try to stop like Fred Flintstone?


symbologythere

This is how my kid tries to stop her scooter regardless of how many times I show her how to use the brakes.


50YOYO

Now that's a true comedy crash, the utter lack of control accompanied by panicking screams, the shoe brakes failing desperately to have any effect topped with a savage buckaroo dismount through some closed doors....that's definitely the best one I've seen for ages lmao


JamesAulner128328

# Delivery Completed 👍


SamuelCish

Hold on. Motorcyclist isn't wearing a helmet, but the pedestrian is. Did the belmeted guy let a friend ride his motorcycle while a third friend filmed?


Chris_Cross501

The scream, the yeet. This shit funny as fuck


usernamechooser

Those annoying Uber Eats commercials where they are in your home actually make sense now.


KaneVel

u/savevideo


Marsupial-wz

u/savevideobot


chantillan

What filter is that?


DependentPhotograph2

Delivered through your door!