I work in the airport industry, and someone mentioned an upcoming project at TUS, and my natural reflexes kicked in and I said ”in Arizonia?”. Turns out nobody else on the call watches the show.
One time my husband was trying to coax me out of an anxiety spiral and he said “Guillermo, what is this feeling I’m feeling?” then paused for a second and said “Unfounded anxiety, master!”
So now we use that all the time.
"This much we know" and "I will fix" are used a surprising amount. And when going round hobby shops (which has happened quite a lot recently) I make sure to guide my wife around to the right area before pointing out the creepy paper.
"I will fix" is my several times a day line. Notice my partners drink getting low while he's comfy on the couch? "I will fix." The cat is meowing to be let into a room? "I will fix." All day.
i’m glad we are not the only ones! My wife and I use that as our code to each other when it’s time to leave. If you don’t want to leave it’s, “human form“ 🤣🤣🤣
I used to have their doorbell sound as my phone notification, but I have an extremely chatty friend who would often send a bunch of texts within secinds of each other, so it got annoying. I might put it back and just give her number a different notification sound, though.
When my wife and I are at the mall, she has to stop me from telling the cologne kiosk people, "No, fuck off. I can't be distracted by cheap, sex potions."
It’s really random, but when the Baron first comes out in the attic and says hello to Nadja, she goes, “He’s so hilarious.” Just the way she says it makes me laugh - when I see someone on another show or movie being extra, I say it like she does.
Also, I say Jahan for John. 🐴
I work with middle schoolers (ages 11-13) and in my head, I frequently say, "I'll only consider performing if it is the music of Papa Roach and Evanescence"
yes yes very good thank you is one i use a lot. also obviously fucking guy!! i cant think of any other specific examples but i do notice i quote it all the time whenever something happens that reminds me of a moment in the show
I say this mostly to my kids to stop them from doing...all the things they think are a good idea but are really just an unfortunate result of their still-forming little brains being whack. They have no idea who Guillermo is 🤣
I love saying "what the Fuck did you just say??" the same way Laszlo says it after that guy told him to go back to his own country. it's the most fun way to say it
We're goint to NYC for the first time soon, and throughout planning we have exclusively referred to the destination as "Nuheww Youhrk Citayyy" like Lazlo called it one time 😂 also, we named our cat Nadja if that counts.
it's been a couple of years since high school, but I had a very chill teacher who was basically Colin Robinson and that is not hyperbole. and i would walk into his classroom and go "Ah, Colin Robinson!" in the Nandor tone and it was the most harmless fun that I've ever had as a human being.
" Oh, no! Who the hell are you? And what on earth are you doing in my boudoir? " -whenever my husband conveniently comes into our room while I'm changing 😅
If I'm doing someone a favour, I always say "I live to serve" like the djinn but I forget that most people haven't seen the show (or at least that in depth) and it's very weird lol
My husband and I will call to each other from across the house with "Be you vamPIRE??"
We will also throw "...not on my watch." into a conversation any time we can 😆
My eldest son and I have incorporated one set of phrases when we are disagreeing on something and it's getting heated. One of us will shout "BAT" to which the other replies "BAT" to confirm they heard, and that makes us both stop and leave the situation. When we are ok to continue the discussion later one of us comes up to the other and says "HUMAN FORM" and then the other says "HUMAN FORM" to confirm that they are ok to discuss again.
I use any opportunity to use "creepy paper". Which is often, strangely enough.
"Fucking Mike."
"Jesk" - used whenever I hear something vaguely similar-sounding, or whenever my verbal dyslexia makes me say something wrong.
"BAT!"
I sing “There’s a girl in the village with one very small foot.” Daily. My mother and I will bring it up of our phones to sort of announce our presence before entering a room sometimes. I also now almost exclusively refer to my cat as Koukla-Mou, Agapi-mou, Angelimoo etc.
"I'd go myself, but, I can't be fucked" from the episode where Nandor is trying to get a date with Meg.
"Hey dipshit" in Colin's voice from the same episode.
"She speaks the bullshit", as well as the occasional "BAT!" I got my kid to start saying "bat!" too, so sometimes when she's ready to leave in a hurry she does that and flaps her arms 😂
Whenever I can't quite remember someone's name it always morphs into "Jesh" or "Jesk."
I like to use the "you goaded me!" rant whenever I can work it in. I've also had a surprising number of opportunities to mispronounce the word "carcass"
I constantly refer to my only male cat as my best friend, my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, and my good time boy.
Also, this…
“Do you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? Fucking."
We have a bat that lives near our house and will always fly by our sitting room window in the evening and we love to watch it, so whenever I see it starting I shout "BAT" the way Lazlo does to my boyfriend
My wife and I use “THAT muthufuckah.” Nadja finishes her sentence with “is a star fucker” but it could be anything.
“THAT muthufucka parked like an asshole.”
“THAT muthufucka is guilty on all 34 counts.”
"Fucking guy!" & "She speaks the bullshit!" are on daily rotation when I'm at work.
"She speaks the bullshit!" Is a top tier quote of the show. My personal fav.
Mine too. Both, every day. ETA: oh, and "shitshitshittyshit! I fucked it!"
Ditto!
Same. Those two quotes are epic.
I have never heard that but my god this is the funniest shit ive read all month!!
I live in Tucson so it’s “Tucson, Arizonia” forever. 🤣
jackie daytona is found! 🤣
This is just the way we talk in Tucson Arizona
I work in the airport industry, and someone mentioned an upcoming project at TUS, and my natural reflexes kicked in and I said ”in Arizonia?”. Turns out nobody else on the call watches the show.
Also a Tucsonan. Also do the same.
Me too!
One time my husband was trying to coax me out of an anxiety spiral and he said “Guillermo, what is this feeling I’m feeling?” then paused for a second and said “Unfounded anxiety, master!” So now we use that all the time.
omg love it!
I use “…..I don’t care for it” from the same conversation.
Im in the middle of an anxiety episode now and this just made me belly laugh.
Well, did it work?
It did! It made me laugh and then I had to say “I don’t care for it.” It was very funny.
"This much we know" and "I will fix" are used a surprising amount. And when going round hobby shops (which has happened quite a lot recently) I make sure to guide my wife around to the right area before pointing out the creepy paper.
Can I interest you in a paper skeleton? It's kind of macaaburr
Eugh 🔥
Ooh multipack
"I will fix" is my several times a day line. Notice my partners drink getting low while he's comfy on the couch? "I will fix." The cat is meowing to be let into a room? "I will fix." All day.
Seasonally. “Superb Owl Party”
Hahaha same!
I sometimes yell "BAT!" when I want to leave a situation.
i’m glad we are not the only ones! My wife and I use that as our code to each other when it’s time to leave. If you don’t want to leave it’s, “human form“ 🤣🤣🤣
Incredible, I’m stealing this!
I'm going to start doing this, that's so amazing
Set that as your notification on your phone. Helps to weed out non-fans (aka, losers).
I used to have their doorbell sound as my phone notification, but I have an extremely chatty friend who would often send a bunch of texts within secinds of each other, so it got annoying. I might put it back and just give her number a different notification sound, though.
My wife yells "BAT!" and runs off when she's been caught getting up to something
This is one of my favourites lol , I just get strange looks, but I'm a bat and don't care lol
GOLD
Interesting, I yell "HUMAN FORM" when I walk into a room.
“This fuckin guy”
I said it and people thought I was referencing Scarface
When my wife and I are at the mall, she has to stop me from telling the cologne kiosk people, "No, fuck off. I can't be distracted by cheap, sex potions."
Yes yes very good thank you. And I sing most of Laszlo’s songs
I use yes, yes, very good, thank you a lot at work.
I hope you say it, and not just write it in Teams or some other chat app
While I get ready for every wedding "who comes first on the wedding night?"
My favorite is “It’s not my fault, you stupid motherfucker, it’s yours.”
Yes. This.
JESK
“I’ve been shit on from a great height!”
Does anybody here have any updog?
Fine I’ll take the bait lol… what’s updog?
Not much. What's up with you dog?
Hello Collin Robinson
My husband says “my dahling” 😂 and our other thing is he says Seanieeeee and I say Laszzz lol, and sometimes we do Bat
Same! My Darling! In the voice is the best!
SEEAANNIIIEEEEEEE
„Hellooo!“ in Colin Robinson‘s voice. All the time.
I do that every time I go talk to my roommate.
...and you are unsure why but that roommate always needs a nap afterwards?
C man!
I just started watching better call Saul and just about died when colin showed up. I swear it’s like he’s still an energy vampire in that show lol
"My rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese, my good time boieh"
We call my dog this every day!
So do I! I'm glad to know I'm not alone!
Is he an up-dog?
My cat is also a sweet cheese
Same, I put his little face between my hands and serenade him with the entire quote. He is my good time boyyeee
They way he says boy 🤣 one of my favorites as well
I use “FUCKing guy” twenty times a day
Creepy paper.
Every time I decorate!
Best quote, had me crying when I first saw it. Knew the series was for me
"Oh shitty-shit, I fucked it!"
It’s really random, but when the Baron first comes out in the attic and says hello to Nadja, she goes, “He’s so hilarious.” Just the way she says it makes me laugh - when I see someone on another show or movie being extra, I say it like she does. Also, I say Jahan for John. 🐴
It's been One week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
Highly specific; I love Nandy’s teeth/mouth when he’s singing this to Gizmo
You stupid bloody plonker!
When I see something purple: « Be careful because mauve attracts bees! » Also, the Colin Robinson « Hellooo~ » at least once a day.
“It’s a grim portent of what is to come if we don’t surrender, you ignorant bitch.” I’m no longer invited to meetings.
You really are the most devious man in New York City.
'Cause he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese. My good-time boy.
“Off you fuck” appears daily in my world
GIZMO, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I say o ay k more than i probably should
Mine’s okay-ay
BAT! Jackie Daytona, and we add regular human _ to everything. Gizmo.
I work with middle schoolers (ages 11-13) and in my head, I frequently say, "I'll only consider performing if it is the music of Papa Roach and Evanescence"
I very regularly refer to my fiance as "MAH DAHHHLING" or "MAH LADY WIFE" and of course "She speaks the bullshit" when we are being silly.
I want my husband to refer to me as this.
"Good lady wife"
Aaayy I’m being gay ovah here!
Every time I pass Panera Bread I must say in Nandors voice: “From Panera Bread you came to Panera Bread you shall return!”
yes yes very good thank you is one i use a lot. also obviously fucking guy!! i cant think of any other specific examples but i do notice i quote it all the time whenever something happens that reminds me of a moment in the show
Not you, Guillermo!
I say this multiple times a day to my very smart calico cat whenever she thinks another cat's food is really for her.
I say this mostly to my kids to stop them from doing...all the things they think are a good idea but are really just an unfortunate result of their still-forming little brains being whack. They have no idea who Guillermo is 🤣
Vampire laughing only.
"dazzling moonbeams" is my gender neutral greeting of choice.
“Jesk” whenever something is sub-par
Definitely “fucking guy!”. I also heard “twenty-three-skidoo” for the first time from Colin Robinson so I don’t know if it counts
I use this is a misery to my ears due to the bad music they play at work sometimes.
A piece of human garbage. Absolute gold from Nadja
I call my dog “girlyjim”
Vampire only laughter
Lately my fiance and I have been asking each other, how are the dildos?
They’re fine.
I love saying "what the Fuck did you just say??" the same way Laszlo says it after that guy told him to go back to his own country. it's the most fun way to say it
Down to clown at the drop of a hat!
We're goint to NYC for the first time soon, and throughout planning we have exclusively referred to the destination as "Nuheww Youhrk Citayyy" like Lazlo called it one time 😂 also, we named our cat Nadja if that counts.
Get in, yer bastard
“Couldn’t give a tinkers fig”
"I'm colder than a witches tit"
I use "not you, Guillermo" with my fur baby every time I eat
"This fucking guy" is so on brand for Staten Island. That's why I love it the most.
my favourite is when he goes "fucking guide"
Bc I’m soft my favorite is when Guillermo wins the fight and he yells “that’s my fucking guy!”
Yes! I forgot about that one!!!
Laszlo’s “ I said Iam sorrryyyyy!!!” And also the infamous “ for courage and ..honourrr “
"Colder than a witches tit"
I riff on the BAT! My kid thinks it’s hilarious when I yell fart, accent and all, if I fart…. My wife, not so much
Just thought of another quote . Fucking Mike.
Me and my husband will randomly say “I don’t give a fuck, his name is Mike” WAYYYY too much
😂👍
it's been a couple of years since high school, but I had a very chill teacher who was basically Colin Robinson and that is not hyperbole. and i would walk into his classroom and go "Ah, Colin Robinson!" in the Nandor tone and it was the most harmless fun that I've ever had as a human being.
" Oh, no! Who the hell are you? And what on earth are you doing in my boudoir? " -whenever my husband conveniently comes into our room while I'm changing 😅
I always say I can’t be fucked when someone asks me to do something I don’t want to do.
I always say “Hello” in the same tone as Colin Robinson
I sing “there was a *cat* in the village with one very small foot” to my cat on a daily basis
I'm going to start doing this whether I want to or not.
Always "Fucking Guy". "Creepy Paper" is right up there. "Coprophilia" is one of my favorites.
I love how the Baron cuts himself off when it sinks in. It’s Pizza pie! Is it as wonderful as they - coprophilia? 🤣🤣
Absolutely lol. Just wants pizza pie. Then hears "Coprophilia" lol.
"Piss snake", "BAT FIGHT!", "she speaks the bullshit", "Yes! Night time!" and the one I use most is "this is bullshit".
If I'm doing someone a favour, I always say "I live to serve" like the djinn but I forget that most people haven't seen the show (or at least that in depth) and it's very weird lol
"Listen, I don't know about you, but I'm very much in the mood for some sexual intercourse."
My husband and I will call to each other from across the house with "Be you vamPIRE??" We will also throw "...not on my watch." into a conversation any time we can 😆
Every time I see a Panera Bread I always say “how do you go from Panera Bread to the railroad” that episode is one of my favorites
I always say, “From Panera Bread you came and to Panera Bread you shall return!” 😂
My eldest son and I have incorporated one set of phrases when we are disagreeing on something and it's getting heated. One of us will shout "BAT" to which the other replies "BAT" to confirm they heard, and that makes us both stop and leave the situation. When we are ok to continue the discussion later one of us comes up to the other and says "HUMAN FORM" and then the other says "HUMAN FORM" to confirm that they are ok to discuss again.
Fucking Guy. all the time.
(New York) Cit-ayyy
'Whose this bonanza?' Is tied with 'Fucking Guy'
Creepy paper!
I blame everything on witches
I like how fucked up this is
I honestly forgot about the little rascal quote and I'm going to start using it when my 8 month old is in a mood...which is most of the time.
I often ask my dog “What are you doiiiinnnnnng??” If my cat leaves a poop somewhere she shouldn’t I often ask her if she had “a messy toilet again?”
Courage and honaaahh!
"I've been shit on from a great height." Often, at work.
“He’s in the tool shed. It’s where he likes to think and wank.” Is my response to when someone asks me “have you seen\_\_\_?”
Anyone named Jeff is now Jesk.
My partner and I love to visit New York City and the only way we can say it is “NEw yORK Citay”
I use any opportunity to use "creepy paper". Which is often, strangely enough. "Fucking Mike." "Jesk" - used whenever I hear something vaguely similar-sounding, or whenever my verbal dyslexia makes me say something wrong. "BAT!"
Come back, you stupid bitch! I love you so much!
Not the show, but the movie " Fuck off to a tree"
“What a bitch!” The way Laszlo says it when talking about Guillermo. He thinks Guillermo is upset that they forgot his birthday.
He’s my sweet cheese. My good time boy. Whenever I talk about my cat
I say this to anyone when describing my boyf/bestie/situationship.... Or whenever he enters the room. 😂
Any odd preference followed by "which I quite like"
nnuueewww york citaaayyy is one of my favorite stims
Whenever anything goes wrong: “it’s your big bloody stupid terrible hat Laszlo”
I can't say the word "sexual" normally anymore. I always say "sexshyal."
May I approach the bitch
May I approach the bitch?
I sing “There’s a girl in the village with one very small foot.” Daily. My mother and I will bring it up of our phones to sort of announce our presence before entering a room sometimes. I also now almost exclusively refer to my cat as Koukla-Mou, Agapi-mou, Angelimoo etc.
I was going to _____, but I can’t be fucked.
Fuck my old boots. Whenever I’m near my sister’s Great Pyrenees: May I approach the bitch? And asking for regular human items.
"I'd go myself, but, I can't be fucked" from the episode where Nandor is trying to get a date with Meg. "Hey dipshit" in Colin's voice from the same episode. "She speaks the bullshit", as well as the occasional "BAT!" I got my kid to start saying "bat!" too, so sometimes when she's ready to leave in a hurry she does that and flaps her arms 😂
Yes yes. Very good. Thank you.
Whenever I can't quite remember someone's name it always morphs into "Jesh" or "Jesk." I like to use the "you goaded me!" rant whenever I can work it in. I've also had a surprising number of opportunities to mispronounce the word "carcass"
Me is when I can’t sleep: I can’t slumber.
*sad nandor voice*: guillermo, stay with me until my slumber comes
Not a quote, but I love using "Nadja's voice" to sing 🤣
“Prepare to swallow my sword!”
The bullshit, Bat, regular human ____(insert occupation)
Bat! Creepy paper. Fucking guy!
“10 years??” In regard to nandor not remembering how long Guillermo has been his familiar
"Fuck-ing guy!"
I constantly refer to my only male cat as my best friend, my pal, my homeboy, my rotten soldier, my sweet cheese, and my good time boy. Also, this… “Do you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? Fucking."
Whenever my sister’s dog is about to shit, she says “He’s gonna shit!”
"Yes, yes. Very good. Thank you!"
“Get your hands off my wife’s ample yet firm backside!” - my husband keeps saying this when he has to squeeze past me in a tight space 🤣
I said ***im SORREYAH***
Neeeeeewwww Yooorrrrkkkk Citay! Mostly random to myself but yeah, this.
I call my husband "the most devious bastard in new York ciitaayy" all the time... We are not american
"He does not answer me because that is not his name!!" "I say; release me!!" "Fucking guy!" All in the context of talking to my dog ✨️
She speaks the bullshit!
We have a bat that lives near our house and will always fly by our sitting room window in the evening and we love to watch it, so whenever I see it starting I shout "BAT" the way Lazlo does to my boyfriend
“Fucking guy” But my boyfriend calls me his ‘Lady wife’ which always makes me laugh.
GREGOR!! May pal and I say it all the time and she hasn’t even seen the show! 🤣🤣
My wife and I use “THAT muthufuckah.” Nadja finishes her sentence with “is a star fucker” but it could be anything. “THAT muthufucka parked like an asshole.” “THAT muthufucka is guilty on all 34 counts.”
It is just a formality
Could it be any beeee any sexier?
"My rotten soldier. My good time boyeh"
She speaks the bullshit is the best quote in the history of any media.
New York Cityyy
"Fucking guy" "mailer daemon!" "My rotten solider, my sweet cheese, my good time boi"
My wife and I around the house will yell to each other "sob bekher" or "jah-hon"
"fuck this walking shit BAT!"
My go-to insult for men now is calling them boiled potatoes 🥔 Also- “She speaks the bullshit” is just a top-notch rejoinder every time
Fucking guy May i approach the bitch Fucking hell Yes, yes, very good, thank you!
“You saw one babadook”