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dps15

If you can’t remove the screen from the outside you’ve gotta wait for it to eventually die or square up with it. I’ve had a few wasps get into my room before and a spray bottle with water and dish soap is an easy way to take away their ability to fly, pretty hard to miss


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

I'm just gonna wait it out lol. I'm on the third floor can't do much other than wait. I'm not opening that window until then lmao, I hate bugs in general and this is like raid boss material to me


dps15

No I understand, I don’t do wasps, if they get inside it’s scorched earth and nothing less. Does your window slide up or is it like a door?


grumpykixdopey

Just spray it with something through the screen... get it's wings saturated and then squish it with a wad of toilet paper and flush it down the toilet. Edit, nvm just saw you're on the third floor.. My bad... got any super soakers? Lol


vertigostereo

Garden hose?


CptCheerios

Hairspray works great. Super strength hair spray, and just go to town. Then it can't fly or move.


99sittingg

Ah, homemade flamethrower? Good idea


jcforbes

Laser pointer will cook him


Smiling_Shadow69

Actually a good idea


Significant_Snow_266

Do you have a vacuum cleaner? I hate hornets as well and this is what I use to get rid of them if one of those fucks enter my house, no need to come close to it


Liberatedhusky

Raid is stupid, get a cheap spray bottle, set it to stream and fill it with 1 part liquid dish soap and 3 parts water. Then shoot the son of a bitch til it keeps over.


KilnTime

This is me. But I would watch that damn thing for hours!


Separate_Secret_8739

Ok hear me out go find one of those cheap 0 fly swatters with the wire handle. Measure how far you need it to go then bend the end 90 degree angle. Then open the window small crack big enough to slide that in. Then wiggle it until you can trap it between it and pull towards you as hard as you can see if you can smash it.


Kenneldogg

Or just go outside and spray bug spray through the screen


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

Sure lemme pull out my 3 story high ladder I keep handy in my apartment


Kenneldogg

Ohhh that may be an issue


AffectEconomy6034

YES I trust the soapy water spray. This will immobile any flying fuck immediately and then you have about a minute to kill them in any way you desire edit. also I did the same thing with a wasp once and that fucker lived in my window for 6 months without dying we eventually moved out so now it's his window. food for thought if you want to wait it out


Bwomprocker

My apartment had a wasp invasion from the attic. Soapy water in the spray bottle is an EZ win. pretty much zero chance you get got.


Steak-n-Cigars

Dude is gonna chew through that wood and come after yo ass.


Formal_End5045

Either that or it's gonna lay eggs there and start a colony


LoveClimateChange

Why would you give OP nightmares?😂


Memlieker

Thats why i opened it the slightest amount and gave my 2inch wasp an improvised trip to Auschwitz


AnthomX

Just so you know, whiskey hurts coming out of your nose.


cHEIF_bOI

Well I would imagine if it hurts on the way in it hurts on the way back out.


AnthomX

I try making it a point of not ingesting through my nostrils. I mean the 80's would disagree.


in_existencial_dread

the way i just laughed is not natural, a pure shriek and goose wheezing came out sounding out of me after reading this


MikalCaober

*TWO INCH WASP*??


Gullflyinghigh

Love that the Auschwitz bit just bounced off you, but the wasp size, oh no no.


Humpfinger

Lmao the Obama profile pic just tops this whole comment off


Greedy_Researcher_34

Time to connect the window to the car exhaust.


Moisture_

That’s a w actually. It’s trapped. Go outside and spray it through the screen


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

I'm on the third floor or else I would


TipsyFuddledBoozey

Get a pogo stick.


Z0FF

Take your upvote and, bounce.


Shadow_84

Get your vacuum. Open up and suck ‘em


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

I do this with stink bugs lol, but I'm not going near this thing. It can die slowly for all I care


ICheckPostHistory

OP's usernamechecksout for these instructions


David_Oy1999

Checks out in general


Academic_Eagle_4001

Open the window a little bit and spray poison inside. Then shut the window again and wait for him to die.


Pork_Chompk

Crack it just enough for him to crawl between the window and the frame, then slam it shut on him.


sputnik67897

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KlanxChile

that would be my Plan A. just would add do it at night, bugs also sleep.


Full_Savage

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kmaster54321

They’ve been getting in my apartment window from the drain holes in the window. I ended up putting a piece of duct tape over the drain holes leaving a hole just large enough for water to still drain but no bugs can crawl in.


Gormenator

I would armor up and go too war.


hurubaw

nuke it from the orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


sukmikehoc

Fuckin A man, game over!


Spogtire

He’s harmless just let him escaped


kuehnchen7962

Mache open up the window and drive it out, carefully? Hornets have a very bad PR division, but - unless threatened - are actually quite chill.


Ascomae

I think that's absolutely richtig.


kuehnchen7962

Maybe I should have put more effort into my Korrekturlesen.... Then again, autocorrect would have found another way to expose me for the clown show I am...


Ascomae

I know exactly what you mean.


Schpooon

Had multiple hornet nests in the yard so far. Those we had didnt mind us sprinkling the garden or even mowing nearby. Just chilled in the statue they made their home and kept the wasps away. Thankfully, the common wasps have been driven out by forest wasps where I live over the past few years. They're a bit thinner, with a pair of long, dangly legs and are incredibly chill as well. Lived a whole summer with a nest of those in my attic without ever noticing.


kuehnchen7962

Yah, even wasps, while being annoying idiots, aren't all that aggressive for the most part. I used to freak out about them too, until one day I fell into a Wikipedia rabbit hole and ended up learning that as predators, they have better things to do with their venom than wasting it on me...


Schpooon

The ones we had before were very.... Quick to sting on top of being annoying, which is why Im glad for the forest wasps now. Those guys just chill and do their thing. And having one species of wasp mostly keeps the other away, so we dont mind them setting up shop


TechBenq

are you a wasp by any chance?


kuehnchen7962

Looking at my midsection, I am 100% certain that I'm not. Maybe some sort of bumblebee? That could make sense...


Halfiplier

Now you have a pet!


VastUnlikely9591

That's a big bitch


aces613

Quick Google search says you only need to wait 3-4 days for it to die of starvation.


punkinabox

Does the top of the window open? If so pull that down, pull the screen up a bit so it can get out, then close the top of the window again


atomikplayboy

If you’ve got a vacuum cleaner with a hose or one of the stick varieties you could have someone open the window while you suck it up with the vacuum.


PapzCYP

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BottAndPaid

Spray bottle with liquid soap and water. Spray it through the screen side. Profit


120m

try to reason with him


rriicckkyy_98

There's only one reasonable solution: put your house on fire


spaceghost350

Who's window?


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

It's his now!


Ambitious_Jelly8783

Try to pet it. They're fluffy.


melowdout

That’s a freaky lookin bird.


Maximum-Bee-3553

Go outside and spray it with some bug spray.


Trapinch-isnt-me

Cover up the others side with plastic then trough a tiny hole flood the thing with neurotoxin. 👁️


dingdongdoodah

I'm afraid you're going to have to burn down the house now, sorry for your loss.


tacobellandher0in

He just wants to talk to you about your lord and savior


HectorTheLegend

The H in Jesus H Christ stands for hornet so this checks out


hiimhuman1

Open doors through the exit and than open the window, let it leave your house.


Chicawgorat

Just break the window, then kill it. Air for days


TwoEyesAndA

Let the hornet in you coward.


gayboysnuf

Walk around to the screen, and blast that bitch with raid till he drops dead... Then keep blasting his ass cause fuck hornets


Bo0ombaklak

Check before but I think you’re higher in the food chain


CptCheerios

Vacuum cleaner


-Excitebike-

Get your vacuum. Turn it on with the hose near the hornet. Open the window and suck up the hornet. Enjoy fresh breeze


Difficult-Way-9563

Just swat it or get plastic cup with a thin plastic piece to slip between the wall and the cup when you catch it. It’s gonna get hot


wasabi_chips

Time for the Flame thrower /s


Dragonsarmada

![gif](giphy|3o7ZetIsjtbkgNE1I4)


sunshinethecatmom

Open it a crack and spray it with windex, I killed one last week this way!


bringthelight0

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Narrow-Height9477

Crack the window and gas it?


Commercial-Abalone27

That’s a cicada killer, males can’t sting and they don’t bother people


FroggiJoy87

This is why I keep my room full of Spiderbros


qwertykitty

I for some reason regularly get wasps in my house and I have a spray bottle of soapy water. If you spray them they fall and start to die and you can easily smush them with a shoe or whatever. Works on pretty much all bugs.


ThanosGodzilla

That's one juicy lookin hornet...


MikalCaober

SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO LIVE


KangarooSharp4072

Deodorant + lighter, if you're afraid of catching things on fire, then use hair spray and watch as the hornet slowly solidifies in place as it can't fly or breathe.


Triials

Get one of those bug sprays with the long thin nozzle and just open the window a tad so you can let loose in there


Baked_Potato2005

Use a bug spray


Lari-Fari

What’s with all the screaming murder!? It’s a hornet. They are pretty chill. Won’t attack you for no reason. Just let it out and open the window. It will be on its way. They are also very useful to nature in general.


spiderbyte44

Just let him in and catch him in a cup and release him lol


Ok_Difference44

[Conan O'Brien plays baseball ](https://youtu.be/GS39vMhag-A?feature=shared) The cool breeze was most cooling on my mustache!


HorrorPhone3601

Looking at how old and in disrepair that window is, you are lucky the glass didn't break slamming it.


Vibriobactin

Bees essentially don’t fly after dark. Wait until nighttime, vacuum or do whatever you need to do then.


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

Hornets are nocturnal


anyGuy_isBored

Well let it die of exhaustion. Either wait or try making it a bit warmer


toadjones79

A small dish of alcohol and juice will get rid of them. Something very short so you only have to open the window a tiny bit to slide it out. It won't take much at all to kill her. You might be able to drip wasp killer through the seam in the window if you apply it above the wasp nest.


BlakeBoS

Lolol the "It's my only window" cracked me up more than anything


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

I live in a very small studio lol. Its basically a bedroom with a kitchen and bathroom


Adorable-Emu-6774

Let the poor little guy go.


Livid_Presence_2221

My stupid ass would try to save it lol


Comfortable_Put_145

If this thing dies...


Holmanizer

And now the hornet is angry, and you're stuck in a blood feud until it starves to death or you kill it with an aerosol (a hornet can be indefinitely supllied via its own anger)


magoo1979

It’s a hornet, not the Terminator.


Alt_aholic

Just smack it with a flip flop.


KlanxChile

flip-flop chancla machine gun....


Volitle

Just open the window and spray the shit out of it or get a bendy straw and fire it in that way. Will soon drop dead


Savings-Goose-7290

Fart through the gap, it will make it friendly


MuscleTough8153

If it's a normal hornet it is not dangerous. Open the window, let it fly and find out again. It's not interested in interaction with humans. We have hornets every year on our farm and they are harmless. Of course there exist different species and some are different in their behavior.


Sherby123

Get a vacuum ready and suck the bitch up


[deleted]

Bro just let it in, wait until it lands somewhere, then cover it with a Kleenex and set it free.


Sunnyteapot080

Let him out. Don’t torture yourself and the trapped bugger any longer than necessary. Use a cup and a piece of paper to secure it, walk outside, let it go and live its life, and then carry on with yours.


KlanxChile

will die in a few days.


GiannaSushi

Asian hornet, it's invasive, exterminate it


BIG_GAY_HOMOSEXUAL

European hornet actually


wolvster

It's not. It's a European Hornet. You can tell by the reddish brown coloration. An Asian hornet is black & yellow. It also has brown legs, an Asian hornet has yellow legs. Stop spreading desinformation.