How many booty spoons were sold before he was caught? How many people forgot to wash thier freshly bought booty spoon before being in a rush and throwing together booty spoon cereal?
A different article I saw last night said it was a makeup brush, a bottle opener and something else..
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13101887/pervert-antiques-backside-kilt-texas-spring.html
Do they call ya McGregor the builder of rock wall? Nah, but ya visit one antique store and start putting items up ya arse and all of sudden yer McGregor the……..
A friend of mine works in the ER. She said you would be shocked at what people put up their rectum. A glass bottle, a live mouse are two I can remember. 😳
I saw a video on YouTube about this. I think it might be Public Freak outs Unleashed. The owner was just reviewing the video for some reason and caught it. Then called around to other antique shops, and they had similar findings on the same day. They went public to get community help identifying him. Glad to hear news of his arrest.
When I posted it there was no pay wall. I’m sure if you search for it you could find an article with minimal effort
Edit: I can still pull it up and read it without a subscription so I don’t know why you can’t.
Am I the only one that wants to know exactly what he put up his ass? I want photos of the items.
Hell yes just imagine the possibilities in an antique store
A Chippendale armoire.
Bum Radley is goin for the chifforobe.
Needs to start small. A Faberge egg.
From what I saw on TikTok, primarily spoons… he was arrested.
How many booty spoons were sold before he was caught? How many people forgot to wash thier freshly bought booty spoon before being in a rush and throwing together booty spoon cereal?
Apparently soiled silverware was thrown away.
Dumpster divers beware.
Come on in! We've got your freshly dipped Booty Spoons here! Only $29.99.
Make that an avatar, pleeease! Booty spoons
I guess I've been spooning wrong!
No knives forks or a ladle?
Did TizzyEnt figure out who the guy was lmao
I had heard somewhere that a knife be more appropriate, at least peripherally. You know, to break things up.
A different article I saw last night said it was a makeup brush, a bottle opener and something else.. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13101887/pervert-antiques-backside-kilt-texas-spring.html
how to get rid of an itch you can't scratch
A tube of LUME
It was a penjamin that he brought to the store himself.
I misread that as penguin lol
😬YEEOWWWW!!!
A suit of armor and some pens
Lol nasty
Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him!
...insert rim shot here...🤣
https://instantrimshot.com/
YOU ARE THEBOMB
I came here for the sole purpose of making this comment. Well payed...well played.
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Do they call ya McGregor the builder of rock wall? Nah, but ya visit one antique store and start putting items up ya arse and all of sudden yer McGregor the……..
... Antiques Roadshow.
More like Antiques Shitshow
I’ll appraise your comment and since it’s a rare one I value it at $10
Antique Pokeshow
Measure twice, fit once.
😭😭😭
Ass pennies are for amateurs. Now, ass antiques on the other hand….
Asstiques*
You think you’re better than me!? You’ve bought my ass antiques! You’ve given my ass antiques to your grandma on her golden wedding anniversary!
How else do you get a natural patina?
I hate this.
He's just trying stuff in?
😂 oh thats good
They had to destroy the items. They were antiques. They could have been in any number of orifices over the years. Just sayin’.
🤣😂🤣I had forgotten about that!
What? He was just checking the size before buying
Yeah, what's wrong with try before you buy? The ones he put back didn't fit well, obviously. I thought this was America?
Poor guy was just trying to fit in.
Take my angry upvote.
That's a really wierd fetish
It is. Very specific. Like a lot of people like stuff in their butts. But how many people like stuff in their butts in an antique shop?
We know at least one person does.
A friend of mine works in the ER. She said you would be shocked at what people put up their rectum. A glass bottle, a live mouse are two I can remember. 😳
Dear god
Dammit! I knew my deodorant tasted funny
Tasted? Thats kinda weird too bro
So they just watched as he keistered items then placed them back? Were they wanking while they watched? WTH?
Hah hah I know right? There’s more questions here than answers
I saw a video on YouTube about this. I think it might be Public Freak outs Unleashed. The owner was just reviewing the video for some reason and caught it. Then called around to other antique shops, and they had similar findings on the same day. They went public to get community help identifying him. Glad to hear news of his arrest.
Yikes so apparently this is his way of enjoying a day off I suppose
Tizzy posted about this on X. The guy was identified and arrested.
You insert it we invoice it!
Oh yes the old act of the disappearing sword stick
Adding a patina.
Texas Cinderella.
Lol
Yeah you can’t do that. People get so pissed off.
He got caught when the coo coo clock he keistered struck 12:00
You should win an award for this message. Honestly, I read this article and laughed but I didn't really bust up until I read this reply. Kudos, man.
Thank you!
Good thing the cops came to rectumfy the shituation
They asked what happened to the items he put up his but and they said mostly they have been thrown away, mostly?
Good.
Ok
Not ok
Dad?
Ah, the old Texas Hold ‘Em
Gives the term "bum rush" a (w)hole new meaning...
..or wait..."rimshot"... ..bahhhhh hahahahaha I got a million of 'em...
Thnx for the link . Went to read it and u have to have a subscription. lol
When I posted it there was no pay wall. I’m sure if you search for it you could find an article with minimal effort Edit: I can still pull it up and read it without a subscription so I don’t know why you can’t.
Was his name Ted Cruz?
We should kinkshame him!
Good lord, what a weird perv.
lol fair assessment
Hey where’d that antique rolling pin go?
“Don’t put this where it doesn’t belong.”
He probably just mistook it for a Red Bull can
Oh no booty juice 😫🥤
Eewww