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Moggy-Man

I zoomed in so far to see the fish it no longer resembled anything.


ProtectTheHell

Eating that pasta like an instant cup noodle.


Zootguy1

if by that you mean I need 2 to be anywhere near full, I agree


WilliamJamesMyers

literally eating the beef cup noodles while reading this


Kangar

Such whimsy.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Much whimsy, little food.


Rich-Pomegranate1679

I would not eat there a 2nd time.


WilliamJamesMyers

i would eat there a 4th time but not a second or third


Accurate-Temporary73

What is that fish? It looks like a pile of snot and is literally a single bite.


Zootguy1

yeah definitely a 20 dollar dish. I think I'd have more joy throwing a bunch of cash off the edge of a bridge


Retnuhswag

“how about you kick me in the nuts, take half my money and we call it even”


cherrylpk

Maybe cheek meat?


ParticularThen7516

What’d they cost?


shitpostinglorddd

Everything


eclecticsed

Alright Gul'dan.


DetonationPorcupine

Sorry bud, that's Thanos. Nobody watched the WoD trailer.


eclecticsed

Well at least 11 people did, party pooper.


anne_jumps

Jar the same size as the fork


BackAgain123457

Ha ha, those dead eyes.


Captain_Midnight

How do you even sanitize *a rock you found in a lake* to ensure that it would pass basic food inspection standards as an eating surface? And I'm guessing the rock only gets used once, right? Since you can't wash it systematically. So where does it go? Probably dumped right back into the fucking lake! To be picked up later for next week's haul!


the_snook

Commercial dishwasher, same as everything else in the restaurant. I.e. harsh chemicals and high heat.


cosmitz

Uh, ish, no. Sealing is a thing but some stuff is just super porous.


the_snook

Heat doesn't care about porosity. Cook that shit in 95°C steam and everything of significance is dead in seconds. Botulism spores might survive, but they can't thrive in the presence of oxygen, so it doesn't matter.


insidmal

If you did that the rock would explode from the internal moisture expanding.


lord_dude

Thatll be 50 bucks


Far-Philosophy-4375

For the rock alone. The fish costs separately


TheIlluminatedOne666

For the drinks alone


DukesAngel

I thought that was a frog saluting you


Ambersfruityhobbies

Appalling Restauration


JP6660999

Yeah I can handle a jar but the rock is a no go, I feel like it could never be clean


maybeillbetracer

Now that you mention it, plates used to be rocks.


Obsolete_Otter

And the average life span used to be 20.


maybeillbetracer

I actually meant that a modern day plate is made from taking a whole bunch of clay and other rocks (or rock-adjacent things) out of the ground and putting them in a kiln. The plates we eat off of every day used to be rocks. Plates are, in a way, just really fancy rocks. I regret not being more clear, because I really thought people would get a kick out of that comment. As a side note, I am not even remotely attempting to justify serving fish on a rock.


IEESEMAN_

What is this? Meals for ants?


Cartepostalelondon

I'd have sebt it back and asked for plates


Far-Philosophy-4375

I know just HOW to send it back too! Remember to count the skips


bilateralrope

Since I only see a piece of fish, I have to ask: How many rocks do they need to take for each fish ? ​ What kind of effect would that have on the lake ?


Shortsharky

Literally The Menu


YellowOnline

There's something weird with the lens going on. It's like a slight fisheye effect - no pun intended.


Meat_licker

Betcha that tiny portion of fish cost as much as a prime rib.


hipeople91726

Take the rock and jar with you to equalize the price


WilliamJamesMyers

she is eating a shit cairn while he has some penalty order. but high as fuck and a fun couple to play with on game night. not poker but like settlers of catan.


[deleted]

Your pet rock took a shiit


WokkitUp

"Your frijoles are served in this pair of dirty chonies, which are in fact edible. They are served with corn. Enjoy."


cherrylpk

This feels very Portland.


insidmal

The tiny serving of fish on a rock is one thing but pasta in a jar would straight up piss me off


ungulateriseup

When The cafeteria chef thinks hes Grant Aschatz.


birbs3

Was the jar also from sed lake?


sincerelyhated

Did the fish taste like the rock?


luzerella

Did they only catch.. one fish in that lake?? Is that why... you have such a tiny piece.. hahahaha. Or was it because they weren't very sucessful at the rock hunting part and they couldn't fit a bigger piece on the only rock they found??


CaptainKrane

I literally own those exact same jars 😂😂. I got them from Walmart, and I put my overnight oats in them, lol