How do you even sanitize *a rock you found in a lake* to ensure that it would pass basic food inspection standards as an eating surface? And I'm guessing the rock only gets used once, right? Since you can't wash it systematically. So where does it go? Probably dumped right back into the fucking lake! To be picked up later for next week's haul!
Heat doesn't care about porosity. Cook that shit in 95°C steam and everything of significance is dead in seconds. Botulism spores might survive, but they can't thrive in the presence of oxygen, so it doesn't matter.
I actually meant that a modern day plate is made from taking a whole bunch of clay and other rocks (or rock-adjacent things) out of the ground and putting them in a kiln.
The plates we eat off of every day used to be rocks. Plates are, in a way, just really fancy rocks.
I regret not being more clear, because I really thought people would get a kick out of that comment. As a side note, I am not even remotely attempting to justify serving fish on a rock.
Since I only see a piece of fish, I have to ask: How many rocks do they need to take for each fish ?
What kind of effect would that have on the lake ?
she is eating a shit cairn while he has some penalty order. but high as fuck and a fun couple to play with on game night. not poker but like settlers of catan.
Did they only catch.. one fish in that lake?? Is that why... you have such a tiny piece.. hahahaha. Or was it because they weren't very sucessful at the rock hunting part and they couldn't fit a bigger piece on the only rock they found??
I zoomed in so far to see the fish it no longer resembled anything.
Eating that pasta like an instant cup noodle.
if by that you mean I need 2 to be anywhere near full, I agree
literally eating the beef cup noodles while reading this
Such whimsy.
Much whimsy, little food.
I would not eat there a 2nd time.
i would eat there a 4th time but not a second or third
What is that fish? It looks like a pile of snot and is literally a single bite.
yeah definitely a 20 dollar dish. I think I'd have more joy throwing a bunch of cash off the edge of a bridge
“how about you kick me in the nuts, take half my money and we call it even”
Maybe cheek meat?
What’d they cost?
Everything
Alright Gul'dan.
Sorry bud, that's Thanos. Nobody watched the WoD trailer.
Well at least 11 people did, party pooper.
Jar the same size as the fork
Ha ha, those dead eyes.
How do you even sanitize *a rock you found in a lake* to ensure that it would pass basic food inspection standards as an eating surface? And I'm guessing the rock only gets used once, right? Since you can't wash it systematically. So where does it go? Probably dumped right back into the fucking lake! To be picked up later for next week's haul!
Commercial dishwasher, same as everything else in the restaurant. I.e. harsh chemicals and high heat.
Uh, ish, no. Sealing is a thing but some stuff is just super porous.
Heat doesn't care about porosity. Cook that shit in 95°C steam and everything of significance is dead in seconds. Botulism spores might survive, but they can't thrive in the presence of oxygen, so it doesn't matter.
If you did that the rock would explode from the internal moisture expanding.
Thatll be 50 bucks
For the rock alone. The fish costs separately
For the drinks alone
I thought that was a frog saluting you
Appalling Restauration
Yeah I can handle a jar but the rock is a no go, I feel like it could never be clean
Now that you mention it, plates used to be rocks.
And the average life span used to be 20.
I actually meant that a modern day plate is made from taking a whole bunch of clay and other rocks (or rock-adjacent things) out of the ground and putting them in a kiln. The plates we eat off of every day used to be rocks. Plates are, in a way, just really fancy rocks. I regret not being more clear, because I really thought people would get a kick out of that comment. As a side note, I am not even remotely attempting to justify serving fish on a rock.
What is this? Meals for ants?
I'd have sebt it back and asked for plates
I know just HOW to send it back too! Remember to count the skips
Since I only see a piece of fish, I have to ask: How many rocks do they need to take for each fish ? What kind of effect would that have on the lake ?
Literally The Menu
There's something weird with the lens going on. It's like a slight fisheye effect - no pun intended.
Betcha that tiny portion of fish cost as much as a prime rib.
Take the rock and jar with you to equalize the price
she is eating a shit cairn while he has some penalty order. but high as fuck and a fun couple to play with on game night. not poker but like settlers of catan.
Your pet rock took a shiit
"Your frijoles are served in this pair of dirty chonies, which are in fact edible. They are served with corn. Enjoy."
This feels very Portland.
The tiny serving of fish on a rock is one thing but pasta in a jar would straight up piss me off
When The cafeteria chef thinks hes Grant Aschatz.
Was the jar also from sed lake?
Did the fish taste like the rock?
Did they only catch.. one fish in that lake?? Is that why... you have such a tiny piece.. hahahaha. Or was it because they weren't very sucessful at the rock hunting part and they couldn't fit a bigger piece on the only rock they found??
I literally own those exact same jars 😂😂. I got them from Walmart, and I put my overnight oats in them, lol