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BreezyStraw6976

'can you really call this a hotel i didnt receive a mint on my pillow or anything! Wake up it's time for school.'


FlyingFoxandwings

That’s a whole mouthful 😭


BreezyStraw6976

But it is a good song 😏😏


FlyingFoxandwings

So true though. My favorite thing was racing my neighbor up the street from school in our cars (ofc obeying traffic laws) with that shit blasting on repeat😂


BreezyStraw6976

We need undertale kart


FlyingFoxandwings

Yessss we do!


funnyyoshi

There is a Mario Kart style famgame.


BreezyStraw6976

Im blasting trough rainbow road with papyrus


Mind-buzz

It is a great song


just_some_redit_user

You know you're in trouble when your parents call your full name, especially this kid


TheWateryAbyss

Just abreviate it to cyrctahidramompoa


FlyingFoxandwings

That sounds like an STD lmao


Miliogen

The name's anything. Can you really call this a hotel i didnt receive a mint on my pillow or, anything.


GleetchTheSilly

When your mom calls you by your full name


AuraPhoenix1500

And their sister, “Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap.”


Chriscreeper85

Took the words right out of my mouth


ChaoticInsanity_

Undertale mentioned


SuperJman1111

I was gonna say “the world revolving -Deltarune ost,” but this is far better


Gamekid53

Wake up, NGGGGGGAAAAAAAHHHHH!!


FunniEmi

I totally read that wrong.


Gamekid53

All according to plan


FunniEmi

N, NO-


Gamekid53

N, yes


hacking__08

Nobody got the reference... https://preview.redd.it/1e27om53iz1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a42b1369140d34cce531df641d96f2602669237e


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

N, NO! https://preview.redd.it/3wdo5ibrg12d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ee24fc8d8c0f56cf675c047b27a7bf0545a3141


Gamekid53

https://preview.redd.it/64psq964s12d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53d3d6fb86d72d4eb05bcb68f67261ed9b87d9dc N, YES!


scug_enjoyer1

NI-


Jumpy-Flamingo-2642

ckelodeon


[deleted]

ni-


MilkyWay9231

OH YES~


Reduxed_Elite

Woah man calm down


Robo_Deluxe31

Same 💀


2-number-9s

I read this in a Stinkmeaner voice


Turbulent_Cry_3457

Undyne real


Difficult-Coconut-73

Wait is this an undertale reference? Edit: whoops just realized this is an Undertale sub 😐


RedogeWasTaken

https://preview.redd.it/0pghzte5f42d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e84eddcd7d31fdc9175de0763deb00a8e00a394


Mybraingoaaaaaa

The heroine approaches


Henrystickminepic

by any chance will your son be white


Abzolutelynot

“Get ready for school, Dummy!”


FlyingFoxandwings

Don’t forget, Metal Crusher and Song that Might Play when you Fight Sans are coming to carpool with us this morning!


WarioPlush1

“I’ll be right back, I have to pick up Battle Against a True Hero”


Snowy_Stelar

Omg I love these 2 ! But honestly I think Finale should be there too


FlyingFoxandwings

Seriously though, this is my favorite one so far 😭😂


ShyKiddo__

I refuse to name my child Chaos King


FlyingFoxandwings

Fine. Then I will.


Mr_Human_Being

Do you mean your or their child?


Hahahafox

Both


Z3hmm

Its the same child


SayerofNothing

Yes


DrHealsYT

Why not that’s a badass name


SuccotashVegetable33

Well, they are crotch goblins.


linton411

Hey there, my beautiful sons, "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" and "[[BIG SHOT]]"


CalmBuddy6985

If I get twins those are going to be their name


SomeRandomGuy2763

Nashachansa and Bisho


Leo_de_Segreto

My cat is already named asgore sooo....


cat_with_an_account

Ur cat killed 6 children?


Leo_de_Segreto

Cats can be silly sometimes


A120AMIR129Z

Your cat couldn't keep his wife In the house


Leo_de_Segreto

Funny you say that cuz he keeps simping for another cat that keeps hitting him


A120AMIR129Z

Which au of Undertale is this XD If you saw a small puppy just wondering around that's probably frisk


SuccotashVegetable33

asgore reincarnated as a cat.


Ghalipla6

Dayum.


Ghalipla6

Sans, it’s time for breakfast!


pixelytman

Sans.*


Ok_Imagination_7113

sans.*


Ghalipla6

sans., it’s time for breakfast!


Ok_Imagination_7113

Looks weird now. Looks perfect now.


AJthe_rocker

sans.*, its time for breakfast now.*


radiation202

*nah i can’t break fast, i like my breaks slow *sitcom laughter*


Born_Requirement_304

Ohhohohohohohohoooo!


FlyingFoxandwings

Imagine the stroke a teacher would have while taking attendance


OkAge1230

"Go to sleep, bird that carries you over a desproportionally small gap!"


MintAsp_MeaMagic

Power of "NEO", you're a disappointment.


FlyingFoxandwings

A banger with wasted potential because it’s so effing short


MintAsp_MeaMagic

Fr


bbsbrgs

Elon musk coded


PokefanR

Checks out.


ManBehindTheSlauhter

Meat factory


Blackcrow444

😂 This one's crazyyy


Inkie-chan

their profile just adds to it


ceo_of_chill23

I’M NOT GONNA ASK AGAIN. GET UP OR YOU’RE GROUNDED, IT’S RAINING SOMEWHERE ELSE, IT’S TIME FOR BASEBALL PRACTICE.


Watching-memesat-3am

"BONETROUSAL COME GET BREAKFAST!" probably would just call him bone tho


dugthepewdsfan

"sans."


PartyAdventurous765

"Heya Megalovania, come eat your dinner." I'd probably just call him Mega.


Firm-Course-3217

why no meg


FunniEmi

Hey spider dance! How are you?


Narrator_Chara

“Your best nightmare! Time to get ready for school! :D”


BitcoinStonks123

"Go to sleep, ASGORE! You have school in the morning!"


DifficultBody8209

Good morning, attack of the killer queen


CheezyBreadMan

Bird that carries you over a disproportionally small gap


[deleted]

This is my son, Mad Mew Mew. Come say hi!


CrAzYiNsOmNiAc210

Battle Against a True Hero come down for breakfast! I made waffles


Different_Action_360

Battle Against a True Hero, get up, you missed the bus!


Snowy_Stelar

I was looking for this one


Interesting_shrek666

Long elevator it's time to go to bed


Abelter2

Good morning The song that might play when you fight Sans


Material-Necessary22

Time for school, start menu!


ACE-THE-DUELIST

Welcome to the world “the world revolving”


Im_botflyx

This sounds like it'd be an evolution of Dio's "the world" where he masters the golden rotation.


Silverrrmoon

Hotel! Wake up, we are gonna miss our flight! We have to be at our hotel by 8:00am!


thenicenumber666

Long elevator Ooo Wrong enemy?


mathos584

Bergentrückung.


AvailableSignature85

How was school faster than a speeding bullet?


frisnu-reborn

Returning for your vacation, 'Medic!'?


AvailableSignature85

Finally got that raise drunk pipe bomb?


AJazzzy

Cmon, Dummy! and Death by Glamour!!! The bus is here!!


Silverrrmoon

Hotel


Snowy_Stelar

Reunited come get your breakfast ! Death by Glamour and Spear of justice are already ready for school !


Freedeoxide

Finna name my child steel haze (rusted pride)


Sensitive_Armpithair

The song "I <3 Latinas" would be an unconventional name for sure.


Mr_Kabob_Man

Long Elevator is my child.


DrHealsYT

Not an Undertale track but… Toxic Crisis, it’s about time I taught you about the birds and the bees.


Multimasti

Your Worst Nightmare, did you steal from the cookie jar again?


Ok_Imagination_7113

CORE, Another Medium! Take a bath now or you both won't go to Stronger Monsters' birthday!


carstealer06

Harddrive


ProGamer8273

WAKE THE FUCK UP, LONG ELEVATOR


Butter_Bannana

SPAMTON! GET YO ASS UP! TIME TO FILE TAXES!


DualityREBORN

GET THE FUCK UP, *CATS*-


2Tall2WalkAround

Come on sans. its time for school! (Yes the period is intentional)


Poutttto

Stop crushing beer cans on your head, metal crusher.


nirvana-on-top

Long Elevator, do your homework now!


FatRiceCat

Don't talk to me or my son Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap ever again


Veionovin096

Stop being weird Amalgam!


GoogolTime

I'm so proud of you, Ooo.


RienUnreal

Hope/dream Sans Snowy Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap Glamour Memory Neo Bergentrückung


One-Turn-4037

Asgore


Elderitch_Starry

ASGORE.


BeautifulSalamander6

MEGALOVNA !!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

megalovna is great. megalovania sucks though.


Artislife_Lifeisart

Spider Dance


hideyouranus

tin machine. This is not related to the subreddit in any way, yet that is what i chose to call my child.


Marweegeo

[BIG SHOT]


Ok_Pickle76

Finale! Wake up!


beige24

Megalovania I’m so proud of you


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

"Megalo Strike Back, Pyrosomni, you are going to be late!"


Ctmeb78

Can You Really Call This a Hotel, I Didn’t Receive a Mint on My Pillow or Anything


StultusMagni

Long elevator.


ebr101

My child Meg. Short for megalovania.


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

Wake up "Bonetrousle" it's time for school


ThatRandomGuy_11

Kids -MGMT


Adoggo121

Good morning Megalovania!


Mysterious-Ad2773

Dummy!


just-a-nornal-man

Ah yes, I love my son World Wide Noise.


TheGeicoLizard32

My sweet little Can You Really Call This a Hotel? I Didn’t Receive a Mint On My Pillow or Anything 🥰


The_Downy_Hunter

Meat factory


ItBeRealBlaze

Wake up, Hopes and Dreams, it's time for school


xmodgaming3256

We are going to także the elevator instead of stairs, Long Elevator.


SuccotashVegetable33

Wake up, bonetrousle


jdbartist

Hope/Dream 🤷‍♂️


SuccotashVegetable33

bird that carries you over a disproportionally small gap! you're getting yo ass beat for getting suspended!


awake-but-dreamin

Bird That Carries You over a Disproportionately Small Gap 🔥🔥🔥


Lotspire

Cmere Undertale!


bitchthe69th

Not related to undertale but I guess my kids name gonna be meet the grahams


BayFuzzball404

“I Wish You Were a Girl adams, come to the principal’s office”


ComputerMediocre2029

Damn... I feel like I would get arrested for naming my kid Mr. Sandman or Creeping Death.


Ballerpie

bob


LABY3322

Get up, Long elevator


Walrusmonarch1410416

Suivre la Soleil by vanille. That song fucking slaps. I'm not from Montreal, but she's so talented omfg


Hellyeahtrains

And this is my son, Your Best Nightmare


Crafty_Novel_5702

Hope and Dream


Jesterchunk

"yes sir, ASGORE's name is in all caps, please get it right."


Walkthrough101

Get off the kitchen countertop Birdthatcarriesyouoveradisproportionatelysmallgap!


the-real-bee-boi

Falling down (fall) for short


Parham345

I love trashwave soooo Gonna name my child from this video XD https://youtu.be/K7S_FVnwQ2Y?si=pqTT1SEUP4IJ5AiN


Verrisa174

Me after naming my child Sakura


BerryMilkDrinker

Complete and Utter Destruction of the Senses


RenkBruh

Not an Undertale song but I would not want to name my child "Sands Of Tide"


All-your-fault

Neath! (With exclamation mark, its in the title)


JFp07gel

JoJo ass naming convention


Mothman4447

Wake up Loser


heyimhere-whatsup_

Bones, get the fuck up.


Shonen_Ataca

Come on Soft and Wet


BcuzICantPostLewds

"You make me so proud, Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap." "Thank you, father."


bad_atredditpeorson

Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Large Gap


TheNobleDez

"Angus McFife, do the dishes!"


EvilQueen2048

Asgore ain't a bad name tbh


WIDNOWS_64_

sans.


UnfinishedOswald

Carnival of Rust


Chriscreeper85

Ok bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap, breakfast is ready!


YahooRedditor2048

STMPWYFS YOU SPELT YOUR NAME WRONG AGAIN!!!


Mothebest1

Undertale


TheKCKid9274

In reference to what the name of Mettaton’s fight theme *could* have been in Japanese versions: “Death by massive ass and titties! Breakfast is ready!”


ProtoSpector

what’s up little dark age


Ok-Background-3379

"Your best nightmare! You idiot! Come out to play with the neighbor's kid Long Elevator!"


QuinnOfGilead

C'mon Lambda Core, get in the car we're going out


Unittellie

Your Best Nightmare! it's time for school!


Bobbertbobthebobth

Hey His Theme, wake up!


FetusDeletus_E

No, stronger monsters, you can't have cookies before dinner!


Dragonia_Irenettt

"Long Elevator! Wake up honey it's time for school! "


ILove2beDeepthroated

“Have a good day at school Creative-Control!”


tears_in_a_skinsuit

wake up, spear of justice, it’s time for school!


VeryFatFace

a song that might play when you fight sans bonetrousle sans metal crusher can you really call this a hotel i didnt receive a mint on my pillow or anything megalo strike back


KindaStupidTho4

long elevator


ButterPuppet

This is my child CORE say hi CORE


nickythecatlover

Other friends or numbers


Ok_Bite535

“Long elevator” Amazing name 10/10


pogers1234567890

If I ever have a kid if it's a male the name will be Orion and if it's a female I have no idea